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MrBrownJay1:
... and you are entitled to your own opinion.
now give us an INTELLIGENT statement as to why you look down on single mothers.... because what you wrote woud be as crazy as me saying that because my ex was a wh0re, all women are wh0res. duh!

When u done been with one, we can talk. For now, u ain't walked in that shoe yet so I can just leave u with y'all fantasies

MrBrownJay1:
bro... it is no secret that Nigerian are foolishly driven by society and religion.
many of you would swear you can never marry such lady but let your parents or pastor tell you that you should, and you will quickly oblige.....FURTHERMORE: if that single mother is Linda Ikeji, Tiwa Savage or Genevieve then see how all you bunch of hypocrites would change your tune.

Now bro, if u roll with guys who can't hold up their own and pay their bills, or who get intimidated by others success, I can't help it.
Linda ikeji, Genevieve or whatever u call it, has nothing on me.
I love my life, done well for my age, and I know lots of guys who won't even piss on them. Our greatest challenge as men is to defy those whose approval we often seek.
FYI... I dated a single mom with 3 kids for 3 years.. I was 25 then and worked in a multinational. I met lots of her friends and cliques... I'm talking outta my personal experience

Women this days marry, give birth, and still go back to prostituting with the flimsy excuse of hardship.
Most of all the single leeching mothers u will see, esp those ones btwn 28 - 38 are just prostitutes who obviously know they can't practise while being with a man.
Saying u are in love with them is simply chasing fantasies... And that is if them never knack u otumokpo join

how can such union possibly work, when Nigerians/Africans think the way they do?! leave Africa and you will see how such r/ship are a success...its all down to the individuals, and sadly, most Nigerian and African have misplace ego in the way of their common sense.

At the end u still concurred with me, blame whatever u want,
We are still Africans Moreso, we are Nigerians discussing Nigerian single moms. (dem slay mama's)

All d comments before mine have one thing in common with me...
Experience!

I have never seen one such union end well and truly happy.
Not one. All d guy gets is sex at a whim while he lives with the devil.

Adeyemi is counting on Apc rigging to win.

jayson87:
Laugh wan kill us die.. Ronaldo not getting free tap-ins as he use to get in madrid.

They play him alongside other hungry strikers, not like madrid where he is played upfront with wingers. See Benzema, shinning and scoring goals now since ronaldo left. Madrid formation favours any average striker. All you just need to do is tap-in the ball.

Ronaldo fowl yansh don open

And u think tap ins are easy... Watch rashford yesterday?
It ended ayeigbenis career.

Abdul05:
Keep that dream to yourself or go to the Zoo and implement it

Wake up brother, d future started yesterday.
The world has left u behind, tribalism is stale news

iyimide:
Because I am tired of Nigeria and it's current state, I have decided that in 2023, I will contest for President of Nigeria.
Now, here is the problem of discuss, i dont know how many Nigerians will vote for genuine leadership with the interest of people at heart.
I need to know if I stand a chance.

I will do the following if elected

1) Recruit sound Teachers, give continuing education and continuous teacher trainings and make sure Teachers Salary increase.. the reason why we have this large decay is because the worst people are in teaching.. unemployable corners are posted to secondary schools, lack of motivation etc
2) Prioritise food supply
First, I will take duty off food materials and open Nigerian borders 200% for food and agricultural products only beverages such as Alomo, foreign mayonnaise m,foreign ketchup etc will be taxed
3) In choosing my ministers, Nigerians will choose by themselves.. heres how.. I will allocate portfolios to each state according to current deficit.. e g if katsina failed waec the most last year, they will have a minister of education slot allotted to them... then I will put advert on pages of newspaper.. and ask for specific qualifications and put age restrictions.. give deadline for application.. and then along with my special assistants, I will screen then I will bring the top 5 to National TV for debate.. nigerians will choose by voting.. and the top 2 will be presented to senate for screening... before a final one is picked.
4) reform the police.. scrap SARS first on my list.. then screen police and segment them.. where there are lacuna, I will recruit transparently.. with preference for people who studied criminology, conflict resolution, social work, sociology, social psychology etc.
After police reform which will take about 1 year, I will return financial fraud case prosecution to the police and scrap efcc to reduce wasteful government spending.
5) Put nigeria first.. for everytime there is a verified case of police brutality, molestation by uniformed men, the DPO or Unit commander is Immediately retired.. Stop unsustainable SIP programs.. integrate NPoWer into civil service and let them grow and promote and not 30K forever..
6) Job creation.. all first class 2-1 and distinction and upper credit are automatically employed right after NYSC.. so only the educationally less succesful are left to look for job, do trades, etc I will make business registration free and Reduce many import tariffs. Raw materials and spareparts will come at 5% duty and Vehicles are going to come in cheaper through import duty waivers based on length of business. I will be using BVN and NIMC to determine length of business.
7) insecurity, I will be providing food and Job in a new branch of the military specifically for people in the north east .. they will be saving and guiding their people.. I will gradually redeploy none north easterners to their previous bases.. I will also be deploying Biological solutions to the current situations.. for instance using natural methods like was done in Bahrain.. using bees to disperse riots and insurgents etc..
Power, I will decentralise power.. ask the governors from each region to seat together and provide a state and land for power centre in each region.. then we will go to companies who can help us produce these alternative source of power and sign reasonable MOU with them and ask TCN to oversee..
9) Communications.. I will ask service providers to make the first 200 minutes each month to be free for all Nigerians and since there is sim registration, all nigerians can not have more than 2 sim card... We will liase and see what we can do with data pricing.
10) Petroleum.. since not many Nigerians use kerosene, I will remove subsidy from Kerosine totally..and leave LPG as it is.. then petrol will go to 45NGN per litre.. like 95% subsidised..
11) Road Maintenance.. every federal Road that are currently unawarded will be awarded to an indigene if the locality.. with everyone applying transparently all automatedly not visiting any office.. we will use softwares automation to award contracts.. u will know if you have won as soon as you have submitted your bid on the internet as it is in Russia. On award, instant mobilisation fees alert to your provided bank account and deadline begins to countdown. Stiff penalties for defaulters.
10) Many people will begin to ask how I will find funds to manage the country since I will be giving everything almost free.. here is how, since I will be subsidising petrol, then I will introduce Vehicle use charge based on Engine Capacity in reverse order.. which means, 1.6 engine will have a lower use charge compared to V6 this means heavier cars will be reduced on our roads reducing emission and road maintenance problems..
Then I will also be introducing toll gates asides the car use charge.. and increase tariffs on foreign oils etc..
I will also be introducing E VISA for Nigeria at about 85% success rate but with a very high Visa fee.. entry permission and denials will now be at the discretion of Immigration officials at point of entries..
I will also be merging the banking sector with the postal sector to manage corruption and increase VAt and Stamp duty collection. I will be working largely on the performance of the postal services of Nigeria.
I will also be reintroducing the Airspace management levy that was stopped by jonathan.. which means every passenger who flies through the nigerian airspace irrespective of origin or destination of flight pays a tariff.
Within the first 2 years, I will be lobbying for any major international event e.g art exhibition, major sport event, fashion event, academic event etc... this will mean Nugeria will receive visitors thereby increasing income from Visas, Flights, hotels etc..
I will also work on adequately receiving the Maritime usage Tarrif and also charge pollution/emission tarrifs..
Also, there will be a yearly charge for continued Telephone Usage per sim card.. it will be minimal, currently thinking 850 NGN per sim card..
Also there will be cable television use charges like 300 yearly.
Also, I will be merging many agencies together and restructuring them examples
ICPC and code of conduct
Efcc and police
Immigration and Customs
Nigerian Human Right commission and Road safety and Legal aid council and deposit insurance commission together with Civil defense
Nafdac and SON
Neco and Jamb
Nigerian Quarantine Services and Port health
And many others to save much cost of governance.
Everyone in the executive during my time including president(myself) can not have more than 5 aides.
No official vehicle.. president and VP cant drive cars newer than 2008 except it's their personal vehicle.
No useless 3bn for Presidential trips.. as PAF will be auctioned till we are able to handle financially..
No feeding for anybody in aso rock, use your salary to chop..


These and many more things I plan to do..
Now, here is my dilemma, how many people want genuine honest change? I am not rich but I can afford the form and at least 300000 posters so that every nigerian can have a copy.
How many will vote for me?
If you will vote for me, just like and if you wont, just share... if I get 10000 likes, I will contest that election and we will do aggressive campaigns filled with Vibrant youths and Win the election..

Even though I can ask a million questions,
I must commend your drive.
The world belongs to dreamers.
You, my friend, has a strong volition for good and if u will just "strive" to keep ur thoughts pure, destiny will smile kindly on you.
I will vote and follow a man of ideas anyday rather than a man of promises

franchasng:
The Op's Aunt was a black feminist na, black female feminist hate to stay under a man once they see small financial success, are you surprised

Oh damn.. Girl u blew me away with that... I can imagine you as her next door neighbor.

concho:
this one is not from Anambra . Them dy settle us here with 300k after 6 yrs of boi boi and we start balling after a yr

U no go tell am where u dey go submit the 300k after settlement, u no go tell am say before u get the 300k u Don get your own shop and plenty boiz under you for another market,
Guy leave matter.... Na person wet wear chaplet dey think say everybody Na Catholic.

Just one question..... What happened to the father of the biological child?

The thing about people who mock others is that they have no class.. They will show up at the wedding claiming to be the one who brought the couple to limelight and deserving a VIP table

chibaby1985:
Stories

D guy is actually right, revolutions do not have identifiable leaders until it reaches an advanced stage or theres need for negotiations.
Sowore must have meant a protest, because revolutions are never pre-planned in d manner he went about it, even promoting it online.
Becos of the current demography in Nigeria, a successful revolution can only start from the north and it can only lead to a break up of the country or a new constitution as a change of government will not be attainable nor solve nothing.
George Orwell must have had us in mind when he wrote ANIMALS FARM

chibaby1985:
What is happening in your area? Is NEPA living up to their expectation... Is this NEPA giving you regular electricity? Let's hear from you all


In my own side here in LAGOS, they have carried away our transformer since three months now so I no go fit talk

Lol.... Una own worse o

CareerBegger:
Nobody will read this epistle na

I did. Like so many other people. It's not so much as for the storyline, but in appreciation of the simplicity in the development of the plot and the author's literary prowess

Cultisits

efighter:
He should be constructing roads and bridges in the rain? He was sworn-in on in May-29, it fact, it rained that day and subsequent days. Up till now, it is still raining, so how will he fix the roads? Rain must stop before road construction can begin. If the fat ugly black idiot that was governor for four years had done his work, we will not be in this mess.

You asked for signs that I have seen, now hear this, Mercy Akhigbe was called out last week by a textile merchant who claimed that Mercy Akhigbe collected textile materials from her(merchant) without paying. You see now, Ambode is not giving Mercy Akhigbe Lagos State money again. That's a good sign.

Sanwo-Olu is about to kick start the Lagos Ferry Service https://www.nairaland.com/5502447/lagos-state-ferry-service-set

I'ld overlook the mercy story as a bad joke.
But "rain must stop before road construction begins"...dude it's better to say nothing than open ur mouth and clear our doubts of ur lunancy.

Make up is often applied on accident victims it's not only on their faces as per usual "making yp".
Most times dead bodies have part of their bodies cut off by accident or poor keeping and a make up is called for to dress dem e up before lying in state.

The last time I checked it's 100k for making up a corpse.

Well, mine went to Austria for her masters and I must admit, I got tired of the calls and videos and that was it.
Some of us, aren't just made for long distance things.

Again..some will be ur journey, another ur destination.
But u don't get to the destination if u ain't making the journey.
Take d positives... assuming it was a healthy relationship anyway

Ironman15:
I accept I'm a coward. Depression has eaten me to the brim. I pray you don't face a quarter of what I'm facing then you'll know what depression mean

Tonight is the end of all my sorrow. Suicide is the only way out

Goodbye bro

Before u talk about what u have faced, try and read about what others has faced...
U aren't only a coward, u are a very ungrateful being.
Someone gave birth to u, nurtured u till u grew up, people gave up their space and sacrificed for u as a kid.,
How dare u blame depression?
I was depressed for 3 straight years after losing my first job but I never lost hope.
Have u worn only one black Jean for more than a year?
U ain't seen nothing son, visit a mutuary tmoro morning and if u still come back depressed, then ur case is lethal and u need to end it.
I repeat, u ain't seen nothing yet Son.

Those cars are usually given to them by individual politicians or small govt people who need police patronage.
They are mostly second hand or already used jeeps from their fleets or accident-repaired

I have always turned it down... Most of them weren't girls I dated... Just a few who felt I was on their to-do list

Oh.... Please.... Go ahead and kill her...
Do it fast and let us all know how good it felt.

Wait... Even porn stars have fans??

First what makes them think there's gold deposits?
Secondly.... If u ever find such people and u really have gold deposits, ur family is in untold danger.