₦airaland Forum

The same spirit should tell you to heal her and still enter jail.

And you were crying emotionally? Hmmm.

Rat: (with a very tiny voice) Hello

Man: Hello, who am I speaking with?

Rat: Na Mr John be dis abi?

Man: Yes you are speaking with Mr John, who is this please?

Rat: So you no recognize my voice abi? Na me your room mate.

Man: You say what?

Rat: Your room mate rat. I dey your room now.

Man: I beg your pardon?

Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I never chop since yesterday wey you waka comot. I check that place you
dey put food I no see anything, I check kitchen nothing. I even carry the hunger go check your fridge

no single food there. You dey do like say you too wise and e be like say you wan kill me abi?


No problem na, I just say make I let you know say that your certificate for inside your wardrobe wey

them write UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR, I don chop the CALA comot remain BAR. Let me see which work

you go take UNIVERSITY OF BAR find. Idiot.

humanbeing6th:
i want to choose a huby

you're beautiful but show some levels of decency as a wife to be

mccoy47:
Hmmm.. dis guyz should thread carefully ooo.


This is not GEJ'S regime and let's we forget. . The Nigerian military now has much more weapons

which weapon? Is it d dasuki weapon ur talking about.? Guy, the money for our weapons have been totally embezzled by dasukigates.

Sochimaobim:
God bless u. I can watch 24 over and over again. Each time I start it anew, it feels like am watching a new movie. I seem to see sth I didn't see before. It made me hate any movie that I start becos it simply can't measure up to 24. Pls which other movies do u suggest I see, that is somehow close to 24?

Iris, Jumong, Conqueror, Legend of the Seeker, Atlantis, Sleepy hollow, and more very much interesting to watch.

why waste ur time on someone that doesn't luv u when am right here waiting earnestly for true luv?

IBADAN means I-Ibadan B-Boys A-Are D-Dangerous A-At N-Night.

Access Bank alert received 1month only 65k PPSB. Thank God share

Citytutors01:
You can still apply only if you pass our assessment.

on that profile box, I didn't write my favourite subject, I didn't write Port Harcourt in my residential address also, should I reapply?

okay! Nelson Mandela go ahead and sacrifice your wife and children including your bank account.

MR UKWA'S ODENIGBO SO DON'T TOUCH, DON'T HUG AND DON'T DISFIGURE. UKWA WANTS TO MAINTAIN HER LIKE AKWANGA SUGARCANE.

Is this how Gov Wike is going to campaign for his rerun? As for me, he has failed already coz I can't go home this yelutide with empty pocket. since he has refused to pay till today let him hold the money coz am already off to d villa come rain or shine.

odinese:
.you right bruv


Was it a car or a cat I saw

For those that don't understand..

Y'all Gon start from the last word 'saw' and last letter 'w'

Is Gon be like this

Was 'I t'a'c a r'o r'a'c a t'i 'saw'..

Study carefully

So what's the same sentence there now if not for that saw and was? This thing doesnt make sense to me.

odinese:
.you right bruv


Was it a car or a cat I saw

For those that don't understand..

Y'all Gon start from the last word 'saw' and last letter 'w'

Is Gon be like this

Was 'I t'a'c a r'o r'a'c a t'i 'saw'..

Study carefully

So what's the same sentence there now if not for that saw and was?

ur not that brilliant and hardworking as u claim here coz if are, u would av passed ur exams. A brilliant person does not depend on runs to pass exams. Go and read ur books and stop lying to ur father and also stop using fellowship as an excuse.

When I was in school, I was a CASOR president and JCCF secretary. most of my time in school was used on fellowship activities, going from one programme to another, yet, I still made up time to read my books and was one of the best in that department irrespective of the numerous hunger I passed coz money wasn't available to me. To pay my fees was a problem.

But I didn't allow financial problems and fellowship activities to become an obstacle to my studies. God through my dedication always find a way out for me. Now am a living testimony. But you, the money is there and you claim to be hardworking, then read ur books especially through the nights and pass ur exams without complaining if not, go and kill yourself as you said.

OP, SO THERE IS NOTHING LIKE POOR BUT VERY GOOD LOOKING AND ALSO VERY FAITHFUL AND GOD FEARING MAN IN UR LIST. EVERYTN IN THAT LIST IS RICH MAN, RICH MAN, RICH MAN. THEREFORE, UR LIST IS LIMITED IN SCOPE.

Bollinger:
Rivers state is basically filled with touts. I have already posted my reasons and i will post it again.

"I meant every word. Many, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago in Nigeria, i was a marketing manager in multi a national company. My area of responsibility was the south. My headquarters in this region was rivers state. It was hell. There were touts in the guise of local government employees everywhere. You couldn't do business comfortably and we were paying 50k a month to buy "stickers". Every month. 50k a month in those was a lot of money. If you are a marketing person and drive a branded vehicle, you'll understand what i mean. Another problem were the so called youths. They would show up at your doorstep demanding that you employ their indegenes by force even though they weren't suited for the jobs available. And the crime rate. Jesus. You didn't know who was a robber or police. There was this murderous look on most people faces over there and i was glad to get the phuck out of that town".

At first, I thought that the person talking is a secondary school leaver but it amazes me to know dat ur a degree holder. This have gone to show the extent at which graduates in ur state reason. So after 4-5 solid years in the university, u can confidently come out in public to say that people in Rivers state think with their yash. So ur one of those people that doesnt have time for lectures when in school. I can see.

Bollinger:
lol. . .check out the way the guy is vigorously defending a phucked up state.

I can see dat u lack sense in all respect and this lack of sense is purely hereditary. Ur just displaying ur foolishness on nairaland for all to see.

Bollinger:
I am not surprised. People in Rivers state think with their asses. Hope the girl is found sha.

What u jus say now shows that ur foolish, stupid, lack decent, discipline, even respect.

It also shows that ur not knowledgeable enough to be on nairaland. Also, ur not well trained n the people u grow under were not also well trained. It also shows that ur blind and the people around u are also blind.

u went to marry a devil knowing fully that she is a devil, and ur still staying with her. she will surely surprise u one day as she said, by that time nothing anybody including those her relatives living comfortably in their marriage n allowing u to suffer so much in urs, can do about.

look at what is happening and ur still looking for advice? She has made u a fool right from the period of John de Baptist.

GAY

marry her only n only if ur also a dirty person nothing do u. but if ur a clean man God dammit.

count me out of anything gas, kero is better but in all, it is God that protects. may their soul rest in peace. Amen.

Being alive to complete another degree programme on top of the one I av. Thanks be to God.

Lai Mohammed! lai lai Mohammed!! lai lai Mohammed!!! stop playing politics with boko haram matter and stop deceiving Nigerians and also, stop lying to us.

They should pay that money with immediate effect or pack out of this country. They think they are wise, they never see anything yet. money mongers n thieves.

This Nigerian government really want to turn My Country into a capitalist economy. I wonder whether they just want to depend on only tax for revenue from non oil sector when in d real sense we are trying to be independent of oil revenue. God help us in this country Nigeria coz all source of government revenue is being given out to private individuals.

The worst part of it is that they pretend to be privatizing these corporations, yet, move swiftly at the back to buy them n amass wealth to themselves at the detriment of the populace.

misspicy2:
really?

yeah

misspicy:

add me on whatsapp 08120316994. I kind of like your diary xo let's av a chat.

I'm alone without anybody beside me.