₦airaland Forum

Shibaraba:
Sat with him once. On a train. We had the nicest of chats.
We spoke about buhari, Evans and even the cost of rice. He told me he wishes to come to Nigeria that he learnt that our ladies obows are one of a kind. I even opened a nairaland account for him. Nice guy.

Let's begin our day with lies. Nigeria itself na lie

Patented:
Cobra yes, king No, those are limited to Asia. More likely to be the forest Cobra

GHoJes:
State your location let someone take up the business of supplying pap to your area.

Sanchez01:
Enough of the celebration, biko. We have more concerns right now. There is Feghouli, Mahrez, Delort, Ounas and Slimani to worry about in our next game.

Whatever happens, I pray Drake does not famz us and wish our dear Super Eagles well.

francescainnoce:
very scary..
I remember when I asked for permission to leave the plane from the US to the UK becos of FLIGHT-FRIGHT. it was and still and always will be one day I'd never forget. FLYING ON AN aeroplane IS LIKE HANGING on a tree just on your neck tie on a windy day.

passion007:
My only concern is that CPR was started on someone who actually had a pulse to begin with!! Was he trying to restart a functioning heart?? The whole drama of starting resuscitation was unnecessary at the point in time. The indication to start CPR is absence of a pulse or breathing effort, not to buy time. What would have been more appropriate is an ABCDE assessment.

Having said that, well done Dr King for your bravery and I hope this calls government's attention to the appalling lack of any emergency services in the country.

samonak:
Han hi ha hi han, Hembelembe!

naptu2:
Yekini's contribution off the pitch.

(This was one of the most enjoyable matches for me).

Nigeria was scheduled to play Burkina Faso at the National Stadium in 1991. It was a qualifying game for the African Nations Cup in Senegal in 1992.

The Burkinabe coach was boasting that they would beat the Eagles in Lagos. His boasts shocked and surprised me. "What is a Burkina Faso?" I discussed this with my neighbour and he said that the coach was just trying to motivate his players.

Anyway, on match day, I settled down for an epic game. The NTA showed the stadium during their 12pm news and it was already full. I was the only person at home and I went to the kitchen to prepare a hefty lunch (fried yam, plantain, potatoes and eggs).

The players came out of the tunnel and they looked very weird. They wore very long shorts, the kind of shorts that my sister would call "kembe".

I later found out what happened. The Eagles had camped at Obasanjo Farms in Ota and had come to Lagos on game day. Unfortunately the kit manager had forgotten the Eagles' shorts in Ota. He was sent to get the shorts, but time was running out. Nigeria was going to suffer a walk over if the game didn't start on time.

Yekini came up with the solution. Why didn't they get razor blades and cut the bottom of their tracksuits in order to turn them into shorts. That's what they did and the Eagles played the first half in those shorts. Their regular shorts arrived before the second half.

The Federal Government later sacked the NFA board for embarrassing the nation. I had a relative that was in the NFA board at that time and he told me that they only heard about the sacking on the radio. They were not informed before hand.

Of course Yekini also scored 4 goals as Nigeria defeated Burkina Faso 7-1. I was angry that they allowed Burkina Faso to score.

h20water:
they lie down and close their eyes.

obagoriola:
Yes it has come to stay

Canaan city has come to stay . The church of God is marching on and the gate of hell shall not prevail.

I visited Canaan city today and it was whaooooo. Indeed it was a city in the wilderness. I saw a governor who purchased one of the duplex driving out the estate. It was heaven on earth. Thank God its meant for only our members. The houses are affordable. Your level determines where you stay. Good roads and 24hours electricity. Haters and family of daddy freeze keep living in darkness of Nigeria.

Am a candidate of heaven.


Nice, Lagos or Abuja

decatalyst:
Look beyond the physical shortcomings.

Equip yourself...read a lot, when you talk it would be filled with substance and people would be amazed and respect you.

Lastly, surround yourself with people of substance and like minds.

Peace.

decatalyst:
In the name of the Father, the Son and of the Holy Spirit, may the peace of the Lord be on us and the world. Amen.

whytediamond:
I have a very funny and annoying case I'm dealing with right about now.

A company contacted me to design calendars for 2019 for them. After 2weeks of designing and countless tweaking plus product photo sessions, it got to the print stage and I suddenly the company said they can't pay the amount I requested for the print job.

I said OK fine, this is the soft copy of the job, get a printer to do the printing for less than what I offered, they went ahead and printed elsewhere even though the manager later confirmed they paid more for the printing compared with what I offered.

Now, the issue is this, I need my money for my intellectual property and time put into the design for calendar that they have already shared to their customers. To my greatest shock, I was told I won't be paid a dime.

What is their reason for not paying me? That I wasn't the one that printed the job, hence I won't be paid for the design. Like wtf are they talking about.

I'm already getting legal advice on how to recover my money from them.

Starting up a business ain't child's play people. Perseverance will surely pay in the long run. Stay focused, don't give up.

Yankee101:
Who writes these headlines?

HonabFaj:
For those of us that believed in this cause (Nigeria Air) & supported the rebirth of Nigeria Airways ,It’s time for us to take the backlash ,you guys can have the floor .
Let just hold on to the word "Suspend" and remain optimistic,it will eventually happens.

dazzlingd:
Fake news some will say, they are only excited when bad news happen. Enemies of progress, that's why they will never progress in their lives.

even if you hate buhari, it is only idiots of elephantine proportions that will wish these Men fighting for their country evil just for the sake of politics.

All you idiots who look forward to the deaths of Nigerian soldiers just for politics, hope you can hear me, your idiocy can't be compared to non.

LuciferCristi:
Where's Gold Circle, Orijin, Guinness & Pears Vaseline?


Indomie children are finally making their voices heard

Hope they won't vote Osita Iheme for President come 2019.

*spits

NgeneUkwenu:
Tinubu should just pardon this clueless Buffoon to run his tenure....However he remains the worst democratically elected governor of Lagos State...

No composure, no charisma, can't even articulate his ideas coherently and under him, Lagos became the most chaotic and dirtiest city in Nigeria..

Leetunechi:
If she was to come from Croatia

Her name for be idiotic

Randy100:
Valar moghulis