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When my sister sent me a text that he had died on saturday

i was like

so sad! and i heard before that he had drugs-related issues

thats why he was rushed to the hospital, pity eh

If i report you eh, ur eyes go come dan

LOL.

This woman don killi me

LOL.

yeah, its worked out for some

but they wont even advice it for anyone else

hahaha

how wont the very pretty ones be in marketing!

Yeah, Understanding

The girl understanding that if the guy no wan do again

na she go pack her load comot.

Such kinds of understandment, i no want!

I hope you have sorted your issue by now

Its binding, you cant throw your wife out legally.

A girlfriend is still just a girl friend, too many cases

of one being thrown out and another steps in.

Yeah what happens when it dies

Thats why a marriage is binding

Hahaha

You really expect me to believe what you posted.

oh my! A cheating man will cheat regardless of who dey hin house o!!!

eyaa

I know!

So saving bill is more important than saving hearts

Olori oko ko

Whats all this save money, save money

You guys eh!

This is so good to hear!

Pipu oya join me in this noble quest!

LMAO!!

as in! too funny

They have paid her

but what does it say to us?

LOL

People dress alright now, but when the palms first opened!!

na wahala o

They made her thinner, see the structure on her face

They made her lighter.

Whats wrong with these oyinbo pipu sef

Mr man i hope you have heard this before

Ata-a kere, ija ju u.

Seriously, she looks uglier in the Ad

I missed it cos of work

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I bleeped a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

ooooooooooooooh

Nairaland and topics eh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not focus on positive things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks can be deceiving. Apparently.

Yesterday, a new print ad for L'Oréal Paris' Feria hair color surfaced, featuring a seemingly paler than usual Beyoncé Knowles. Today, the French cosmetics giant is adamantly denying that it gave its longtime spokeswoman a case of the Michael Jacksons.

"Beyoncé Knowles has been a spokesperson for the L'Oréal Paris brand since 2001," the company said in a statement to E! News, after coming under withering online attacks suggesting the ad (on right, above) lightened more than just the hair color of the brand's famous face.

"We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L'Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles' features or skin-tone in the campaign for Feria's hair color."

A rep for the 27-year-old Knowles declined to comment beyond the L'Oréal statement.

The ad is appearing in this month's Elle, Allure and Essence. So far the magazines have not said anything about possible Pantone issues.

In any case, color us embarrassed.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b22634_lor233al_we_didnt_lighten_beyonc233.html

I have a friend who did it and they got married last december.

He said, it isnt the best but some good can come out of it.

He said he wont really advice anyone to do it

LOL.

last i checked

Maturity wasnt by Age

What is Love?

thats the question you should ask yourself.

Love is not in the "feelings" its in the doings.

So i will definately marry someone that i see love in his acts.

Someone i see care and compassion in his eyes.

because one way or the other, it will make me feel the same way

and do so in the long run.

Look at this gay dude, comot jare