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Abeg carry your drivel as far away as possible

why do these retards keep showing up!!!

Eh

Maybe my name is Martina!

Which kain name be Zignor? or Easybaby?

So frickin Ridiculous!!!!

Nothing funny here

Whats ridiculous about Martina? and some others too many to mention

You guys are the ridiculous ones

Chai!

i saw this and i felt like sharing

Enjoy!

PART 1

In the beginning, man created God. Man created God in his own self-image, and when he saw what he had made, he said, this is good.

Encouraged, man attempted to create woman--as his own counter-image. Man wanted a woman who was different from himself, but not so very different as to be frightening. Man wanted an object that wouldn't challenge him, but he also wanted a human being, as he was often lonely and in need of company. Man created many, many images of woman. Strange images. Beautiful images. Expensive images. But when man tried to create woman in the image of his images, he faced the most difficult project of all.

Man wanted a blonde woman, and he got one who was dark. He wanted a woman who was thin around the waist, and he got one who had rolls of fat. He wanted one with tiny feet, so she would seem delicate to him. But woman did not have tiny enough feet.

Man tried to persuade woman to do his bidding--to imitate the images that he had created. But woman just laughed at him. She loved herself and her body, and she pitied man. She sewed together some fig leaves for him, and offered him a few apples as consolation. She did not predict the trouble to come. She ate, sunned herself, and tended the garden.

Man became very frustrated with woman. No matter how he threatened, pleaded, cajoled, all she did was shake her head and laugh.

So man made an enormous claim. He claimed he owned everything in the garden. He owned the apples, he said. He owned the ground. He owned the snakes. He even owned the air. And finally, he claimed, he owned woman. And if woman was to have access to anything at all--if she was to eat, walk, breathe, or make love--she would have to do her damnedest to become like the images he created.

i just watched Letters to a Stranger, a naija flick

i hv mixed feelings abt it

my friends think its da bomb!

Has anyone seen it?

Razz singer

i havnt heard this third days song oo!

but its so beautiful, those guys are a big blessing!

Your love, oh Lord
Reaches to the heavens
Your faithfulness stretches to the sky
Your righteousness is like the mighty mountains
Your justice flows like the ocean's tide

I will lift my voice
To worship You, my King
I will find my strength
In the shadow of your wings

CU is a Cookin pot for Kings and Queens

Success is not transferable
position yourself for personal responsibility
spiritual and otherwise.

Romans 8:6

To be spiriually minded is life and peace
Carnal mindedness leads to death!

You dont lose a thing working with God or walking with Him
''spirituality is a commitment to scriptural demands''
''Spirituality is ur scriptural complaince''

Gods word is a seed
only Word planters will end up as high Flyers

Genesis 8:22
As you practicee the word the more buoyant and blossoming your world becomes
This is the Work season of your life, Work it!

Spirituality is the key to the security of your destiny!

omo i was just joking

My mamma like me o!

@Na2day

you must be confusing me with someone else.

@Ariblaze

You think you reached the zenith
Sorry
Your Zenith is Glib

@Stillwater

Exactly o.
Age 12-13, lol
i sometimes wear that size.

@Tkb
i dont know what you mean

@Na2Day
ok o!
send me ticket money
i will reach yankee sharp sharp!


Today that i just went for class
i was in pants and a nice lbaby sleeved top

A friend was like, You are thin when will you start adding flesh

i said, You talk like theres a place they buy flesh!
if you know the place, tell me o!

But im gona start by taking eggs and milk alot
that cant be too bad

Smoking reduces Blood pressure

Now if that isnt a testimony!
i dont know what is!


Why do u need low blood pressure if your pressure is normal?

Arent there things to reduce it even if its high?

Do doctors recommend smoking to reduce BP?

i just dey wonder o

hmm navy pple

LOL

Free world it is.

i guess i am free to kill my neighbors

they make too much noise!!

aah He better be involved!

Na only me wey dey involve to carry belle!!!

haaa

who no wan find husband??

u blame them

lol

dnt mind them
but you can ask smone to buy for you

Looking for babes?

Great, you will find enough!

LOL

My mamma like me!

About the disease, you guys are goin too far

Victoria Adams used to be fat and she had some disease like that
it was diagnosed and treated now she is thin

i dont want any form of syndrome abeg o
na how u pple take wicked reach!!
nawa oooo!

after that movie

i knew he had to be

Size 20

tight cloths she must be kolomental!

Princess by Vera Wang
very sweet smell

Issey miyake by Issey miyake
nice

My best perfumes are by Hugo Boss, no doubt!
love em!

LMAO

yeah yeah

i know

laff at me o!

wetin d Gambari

Busybody.

na by force to admire Nigerian filmmakers

Darkey

na here you dey tanda

class is 8am o

i dont care when u call off the truce
or
unsheathe ur imaginary sword!

Your words are nebulous at best.

Why would i want to play with a wasp!
you can only sting
id go for the REAL THING!

e dogbolu

i love me my

Steven spielberg
peter jackson
quentin tarantino
tyler perry

Mr guy

your drivel

don tire me!

wetin i do you?

just saw Daddys lil gals

love love love

may b wen u study d bible

you will finally understand!