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Gmasterp:
Technology ke!!

Have they drink kunu finish >

Young03:
Arsene wenger is better than buhari


buhari is like totham coach

no cup in 3seasons

MykOnyxo:
Because I want to marry the GM

puffpuff:
Dear op, why are you crying more than the bereaved? Fayose has since reconciled with ADEBAYO. He normally visit Adebayo before his demise on regular basis. Infact, his first courtesy call on Adebayo immediately after his inauguration was widely celebrated in the media. What could be more hypocritical if you can't report that in your post.
I ain't a politician or a fan of one, I like record being set straight. I detest hypocrisy, propaganda and unecessary heating up the polity.

obafemee80:
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May be the soldier mistakenly took all the weeds meant for 10 soldiers

PlaneConductor:
But we didn't have color TV and satellite dish in Nigeria (at least in my house) when Arsenal last won the league?

Were you supporting the club from Mars?

Guyman02:
Fayose is never a fraudster, he says his mind at all times, even Obasanjo gave up on him when he refused to follow his instructions and was illegally impeached as Ekiti Gov.
He maybe rascally, but he is a man we all have known to trust; he doesnt care about what anyone thinks even when you assume he is doing the wrong thing.
Just like Fajuyi did to his Ironsi, Ekiti people dont like betraying there guests, thats why Fayose personally defied the DSS to rescue Apostle Suleiman from seige

ajl:
I believe I know the goalkeeper you are referring to. He was always smiling while in the goal post. I think he was part of the team of 1987 or '91, surely not Saudi '89.

robosky02:
7. Vincent Enyeama: A great goalkeeper in all ramifications. Though he doesn’t cut the myth of Inua Lawal Rigogo or the colossus reputation of Emmanuel Okala, yet Enyeama still pass as Nigeria’s greatest goalkeeper of all times, in terms of his achievements.

Enyeama won CAF Champions league back to back in 2003 and 2004. He won Nigeria premier league twice and the FA Cup. He also won African Cup of nations in 2013 and has been the first choice goalkeeper to 2 FIFA world cup and the confederations Cup.

Aderola15:
Looool... It's annoying ooo >

I was just there staring at him, the man got pissed and said I couldn't do anything to him with my evil power that he has dealt with more demonic spirits with the aid of broom. I just vexed and left my grandma with him, she came home to tell me the pastor told her to ask me what exactly my co Emeres want from me in order to leave me alone. I told her IPhone7 and na where matter end be that. >

fuckingAyaya:
Tottenham Hotspur players watching like this

paschal47:
Hope when your kidney start failing you tomorrow, it's those Cameroonians that would contribute money for surgery for you?






You shoot for Cameroon come sell for Nigeria when no get light to watch shey? Na thunder go fire you dere

spartacus11:
CHINA

tripoli007:
its not forgery its sorcery

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Bros what did you just say, you better go and clear the trash you wrote there, Ogun state as the highest number of higher institutions, like institutions wey make sense, if I begin list am ehn, just so you know, Wole Soyinka is from Ogun state, if you don't know him you can look him up, I can see you're from osogbo you might have well not heard of him.

hajlat:
It's called IKI in Abeokuta.
It's not BUSH BABY.
The hands of IKI resembles human baby.
Bush baby is exactly human replica and has spiritual power,you can't kill it just like that.

zykson:
I just killed this animal in Uniben.please can someone help me with the name

Chuksonyeike:
Anybody wey won die for sheriff on Monday should go and try their luck

AssLeeKar:
Salamalekun Alfa mai ghemu. Don't worry very soon all that bear bear wil Start falling off by the time hunger start to wire your body.

dealslip:
All of you saying Fulani herdsmen will retaliate if their cows are used for stomach infrastructure obviously don't know Ekiti people. They are as stubborn as Fulani herdsmen. Why do you think they are the only ones in Southwest who do not confirm and not under APC. Ondo and Ekiti people are very stubborn people, the Fulani's will regret it if they try any nonsense in Ekiti. Fiery and Stubborn Human Right Activitist like Gani Fawehinmi and Falana are from there.

rapistomenka:
Who's interested in who started the crab tagged "change begins with me."

What Nigerians are interested in is: why Buhari should display his illiteracy and laziness by sitting down to watch cartoons and waking up from there to read an Obama speech to his slaves?

This is what is called plagiarism; why should Buhari plagiarize Obama's speech? Are they age mates?

Is it not a big disgrace for an old man to imitate a small boy? Obama should be learning and aspiring to speak Hausa not Buhari learning how to speak English from Obama.

The old man has disgraced Nigeria more than all past Nigerian presidents combined!

braine:
Keep doing shakara. You don graduate, get job at 21, you com dey wonder if youre not too young for marriage. Just continue.

See you in Shiloh 2030.

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SirVintageCock:
I travelled to my town on one of this festivities and was strolling and greeting friends along the way with my earpiece blasting P-square's Omoge mi till I got to the pathway that leads to our compound. I was about negotiating the bend when this guy I know quite well shoot off like a bullet almost knocking me flat on the ground, I managed to peep to know what's after him and there were really something after him, ...... policemen were after him. I didn't bother to count how many they are i just shoot off too and followed the guy by then they were already very close and had their hands around my shirt I manage to wriggle out of their grip, pull it off and throw it into the bush while I was running for my dear life.
By then the guy they were after was already short of breath and felt that since they are after me too he can take a break and catch his breathe. They got him on his shirt and trouser and were dragging him back to their van oblivious of the fact that my guy was unbuttoning his clothes. He managed to cut himself loose again and shoot off, they held the shirt it slipped from his body, the trouser is already at his ankle he lifted his leg and got it out and WAS FREEEEEEEE. He ran like a mo'fucker for his dear life. The policemen were amazed to what was happening to the extent that instead of chasing him they stood there for some seconds before bursting into fistful fits of laughter.
It WAS funny but wouldn't have been funny if they had caught him.
I witnessed from a VERY safe distance.

blackjack21:
One reason why GUNS won't be legalized.

1: The politicians might be the victims



And that alone has dismantle your arguments in the face of your lawbreakers.

SuperS1Panther:


I am sure the Mitteh of the herdsmen would have warned all his people not to venture towards Ekiti and SW, rather they should head towards SE.

Itori were ti'ta, ni a fi n ma ni were ti'le.

Ishilove:
This submission by Facebook user Vivian Adaeze is timely, and I agree wholeheartedly with her. Guys who kiss and tell are weak, spineless, cretinous and are not fit to be called men. I feel nothing but contempt for such weak specimens of manhood.

chynie:
One week one trouble

BedLam:
Ghana has the worst English accent in west Africa! What is jenction? Instead of junction.

Dollyak:
In the North, yes. It's unfair on the SW Muslims for you guys to lump them together with their northern counterparts. Let's be sensitive please.
Say no more.

Firefire:
Owo, Ipo ati Agbara lo un ba 'ile aiye je ba yi.

Ose ni laanu pe awon jegudujera kan ninu iran Odua gba abode lati gbe ounje aale won fun Ologbo.

Won wa di eru Fulani, awon a ko tile ta oni je kuje, ole.

Anyway, ki Olodumare ba wa da si oro Aabo ati Alafia ni Ori'lede wa Naijiria.