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ubunja:
you want a vagina?

Not yours definitely.

You re a yr closer to death bro, does that call for a celebration or a sober moment?

ubunja:
come get them

I heard you have a vagina. True?

phelonrays:
Oga your story is even more than confusing....... how can you be praising and over hyping the "girl you are currently seeing" on the first paragraph...... and then the devil that led you to the girl now inform/instruct you to shot your daughter dead if eventually she turns out to be like the former... .....

you turns to be mixing things up.....

modify the story before I drop my official comment

Have you ever met a fun crazy girl that makes u feel great but then you kinda cringe at how it would feel if your sister or daughter happens to be like her?

The girl i am currently seeing is like the best thing that has ever happened to me till date, she is a light skinned beautiful lady, large boobs but kinda slim and stuff, reserved but then in closet she is lil crazy and adventurous in a sweet and gentle way which is very rare. One thing that would strike you about her is her sense of independence hence her hadworking nature.
Deep down i pray God blesses this babe cus she's made my stay on earth to be very colourful.
That being said, while i fancy being a liberal, cool and urbane dad, ya'know laugh and do fun stuffs with my kids not like the typical stern african dads always yelling at their kids at any slight misdemeanor. But if my daughter turns out to be like the girl i am currently seeing and i get to know about it, i would shoot her dead straight up without remorse.
Sometimes if i think about all this, i just always pray to God that i just want to give birth to one boy only.

therealakuko:
All men have something to hide miss... Leave all that maturity and real man shit you are talking about... Real man this... mature man that... you that have an 'f' attached to your moniker... what do you know about being a real man... nonsense and ingredients...





Ehnnn... as if what you typed was written in Spanish... "matured men who has nothing to hide... yen yen yen yen yen" You are a woman my dear... the hormone known as testosterone does not course through your circulatory system... don't be in your feminine ivory tower and be forming authority on a subject you are not intimately acquainted with... all men have something to hide. That is part of what makes one a man. There is a reason why the Bible says that a man should keep his mouth shut from the woman that lieth in his bosom (Micah 7: 5) Samson's story would have ended differently if he heeded this advice... there is a reason why the word known as "privacy" exists in the dictionary... It is not everything you reveal just because someone else is your significant other.
the OP trusted his girl enough to let her have his phone unlocked. Unfortunately, the OP's girl didn't trust her man enough to leave his chats alone. She took her shovel and began to dig and when she eventually did dig up dirt, she became offended. What had she been expecting to find in the first place? Some other girl's phone number? Some other girl's nudes? Nonsense and ingredients

Real nonsense and ingredients....anyways thats for that perspective, really appreciated

ImaIma1:
I can't take someone on a date and budget 2k. If that means i "blew it big" then so be it.

I guess if u re creative, 2k is just enough for a cool date, but then for a typical naija babe with material ideology, well then the focus is gonna be on money instead of focusing on the feeling.

funmisticqueen2:
is this the same babe you took on a 2k date?

Nope, another one. I am takin still taking it slow and steady with the 2k babe

Biglittlelois:
Privacy is what I lack when in a relationship, there can never be trust when there is privacy, for me to trust means there are no secrets or prohibitions when in a serious relationship, simple as that.

I wish you goodluck and i hope such type of relationship where there is no privacy(yuck ) works out good for you.

Satan66:
Dumb mentality.
My golden rule has always being;
Don't touch my phone and I won't touch yours.
If you got a problem with that then we go our separate ways

First time i am gonna agree with satan and i feel bad about it.

ImaIma1:
As it is now, my husband says he's taking me on a date, where would he take me to that he would spend 2k? Mama Nkechi's joint? Or to the roasted yam lady down the road? Let's just stay home and watch EPL mbok.

Stop thinkin like a wood digger. Your entitlement mentality is just too cringy. Be humble and be glad for whatever he brings to the table. Then you too should strive to bring sth to the table.

Wallade:
Do you realise that there is a possibility of moving that relationship with your girl to another level. If you end up in marriage to her, your friends should get to know her someday.

I must say that your "Kiss and Tell" friend would have to be matured to handle the imaginations and thoughts that will spring up in his head after/upon meeting her to prevent the lady from feeling embarrassed; him feeling awful or getting ideas.

You have never said anything to any of your friends about your bae b4?

badoh:
What if you ended up marrying that lady, imagine the way your friend will view her that you have bleeped shit out of her during your courtship.

Every girl have been bleeped shit out of. Excpet my friend's and my sisters.

Wallade:
Divay22 and MariaLavina, let me burst your brain: if you know how childlish your current man can be, you wouldn't be on this thread crucifying Gaspardd.

Your day of reckoning is fast approaching; I can't wait to see if you will kick his balls, bolt out of the relationship or make it a big issue.

Reason why i said one of them is just too naive, but she wouldnt know now. Her eye go soon clear.

Wallade:
Gaspardd is very guilty of "Kiss and Tell". He needs to improve on his level of maturity in relationships.

In as much as i agree to this, but then its funny how NL makes me feel like what i did is woeful. That goes to show that NL is kinda of decoupled from reality.
Talking shìt with your friends is normal but as long as you know the boundaries. I wouldnt do sth of such if the guy knows this particular girl in person.

Legolast:
This is my 5yrs in a relationship with my bae, I normal and I don't do that. Kindly apologize to your bae, you're wrong this time bro.

Ofcourse maybe 2 or 3yrs into the relationship i wouldnt feel the need to do that anymore, but i just met this babe like 3mths now, shes been a good girl atleast and i have known this guy since 2015, although we dont live in thesame state but then its just that we duscuss life, things and kinda dont hide ridiculous shìts that happens to us and instead of dishing out wise advices like socrates, we just laff it off and kinda dont take it serious.

ImaIma1:
You should know that his Modus Operandi is to always come and justify his actions.

He goes on a 2k date and then turns around and blames the girl for buying stuffs. Now he says hurtful things about "his bae" to his friend and instead, he blames her for going through his phone.

He is never wrong... always right

I know when i am wrong and i wud humbly admit it, one time i cheated on ex bae, i was caught red handed and i remember i was begging profusely. Kneeling down begging in public and shìt. That i was wrong and i know so, but with this? I am not at fault.

funkyjms:
Gaspardd my guy, make I no lie you, you ef-up!
It's not a crime to be caught in some fvckt up situation, handling them is the key. You're bad at that.
You really need to learn how to handle some situations.

Teach me bro

anthonyuncle:
guy,
u messed up big time.
that was immature of u,
her going through ur phone ain't a defense at all

I should been suspicious from the moment i wanted to give my fone? Or i should have knelt down to pray for Gods interventions after the whole fùckup? I dont get my messed up part oo.

johnkey:
hahahaha I guess I'm abnormal then...

boys still dey get best friend?

na my clients be my best friends haha.

Well then if u re 100% truthful then u re abnormal bro

AntiBrutus:
Exactly o.

Dude must be one wicked producer. Using the whole NL to play

Thing is you ladies cant think like a man, when i said a bae came to visit me, niggas understand what that means.

Divay22:
Childish monkey, that's what you are.
I would have kicked your balls before dumping your sorry ass. (if i was her. But hell no! I can't date a kid like you)
The situation of the country has not only affected your pocket but also your brain.

Good thing u re purging right now. But then i hope u re not d psycho type that snoops around like a pig.

CorGier:
Mine has been close-marking me like kilode. She's always snooping around my phone. Gallery, contacts, call logs, text messages and even Whatsapp. It's feel like mans has no secrets anymore... for a private person like myself it's been so depressing fam.

Okay last week we get to see each other after a couple of days apart, and first thing chick does is stylishly situate herself between my legs so she could sniff at my privates. I'm fücked.

Seriously i would dump her ass if it was me.

Biglittlelois:
I'm wondering when he suddenly has a girlfriend, or maybe the independent sweet collegue didn't tell on him at work and accepted to be his girlfriend.


It's only immature fvckboys that talks about their sexcapades.

Modified: Ladies, if you are in a relationship with a guy who passwords his phone or doesn't allow you touch his phone, know that you are only for chop and go, and he is cheating, do not be sweet talked to accept such insanity.

Your naivety literally makes me feel dizzy

molybdenum0012:
Oo, I would not commend you for what you did, but then your babe is wrong for intruding into your privacy without your permission.


Truth be told, most guys says alots of stuff with their best friends. And it does not mean they don't love their girl friends. It is just like that for some guys.



The only mistake you made was not passwording your phone. No way a lady would not like to check her BF's chats.

Next time you should be more smarter.

It wasnt the back torch she used, it was d screen torch, so that it would provide minimal lighting and stuff. I removed the password cus if by chance or by mistake the fone goes off she wudnt have problem getting it back on.
And on a second note, this dude doesnt know this girl.

AntiBrutus:
Despite the fact that you go on 2k dates in borrowed clothes, you still have guts to gossip about your girlfriend in such manner?

You girls do thesame also. Beside the dude talks about his personal stuff too, and he doesnt even know the girl in question.

MrBrownJay1:
Newbies giving their opened phone to their women hoping she wouldn't snoop.... GEt real bro

I have learnt my lesson. I think i got carried away too much by the morning groove.

QueenSekxy:
Gossip with a friend using your woman, I mean your real babe? How would you want that friend to see her tomorrow? Do you have sense at all?

She should do herself a favour and dump your puerile ass. Honestly, you have no shame.

Stop taking things so hard, all normal guys do that. Your guy does that too if he is normal.

Bae came around last week friday to leave on saturday, all went really nice and we said so many sweet nothings to eachother. Saturday morning at around 4am, she wanted to ease herself but there was no light so i gave her my fone as a torchlight for visibility and stuff. I did that out of my church mind as in its d logical thing to do. But i never knew pple have got some twisted sense.

After a very long time bae was still inside the bathroom, initially i heard some sounds of water dropping but that was like the first 5mins, 1hr in, all was still silent which raised some concerns but since i didnt hear any yelling or distress shout, i didnt want to intrude.
Finally she came out, kinda bashed into the room, i was thinking the sweet times would resume but instead she threw the fone at me in rage and said some things i couldnt make out. Later she yelled angrily that "i hope tyler(not real name) knows that i just came out of bathroom"
In shock i asked who tyler is, but she looked at my fone and rushed outside again. That was when i realised what she was talking about and i immediately felt weak. I kinda collapsed in bed afterwards

Tyler is my best padi i gossip with about things, we say shìt just for the lols. I was kinda talking to him about how a girl is coming over for weekend and how i am prepared to bang the shìt out of her, how she wants to really get married, how i am not ready for now and you know, all those talks guys talk with their fellow friends just for the fun of it. And i can say this authoritatively that all guys have this type of friends they shill with and just discuss stuffs in a ridiculous way.
Well bae saw the chats on my whatsapp and that was what pissed her up. But then i gave it a thought and i realised the whole shìt is kinda fùcked up, Why would you be snooping around on my whatsapp without my permision? What kind of sick psycho does that? That really pissed me off in return and i bashed in on her and gave her the full undiluted piece of my mind.
She was shocked tho but i knew i was right. It was supposed to be used as a torchlight and not for you to go FBI on my personal stuff. Like there is a sayin that if you push a goat into a wall, invading its boundry, its going to fight back. Thats for a goat, how much more a human being. She really crossed the boundary and i have the right to be pissed.

Well later she traveled back all moody and stuff. She msged, telling me how wicked and insensitive i am for not apologising for what i did. But then i told her that i apologise she felt bad but i still maintained that she was in the wrong. If she hadnt behaved like a psycho, she wouldnt have felt bad. Next time stay on your lane.
She is still mad at me but i blame her 100%.

Evercurious:
Goodluck and God's Grace in all your endeavors. And always keep it real

Thank you very much. I wish you all the best too. May you be a giver/princess and not a beggar.

Bayur01:
Only God knows all buh it's good to have ideas and be diverse. I prayed you hit it even bedore the 5years you set for yourself. It's grace and putting effort. May the lord shower you blessings and keep guilding you.

Amen thanks bro.

Bayur01:
At some point in cryto, it's good and better to hold money in the bank than buy cryto coin. I remembered a friend that bought load of TRX and ripple then thinking the coin will keep mooning. It didn't even after TRX owners held some events that suppose to boost the coin then. I was lucky to sell when the whales were pumping it then. Cryto is calculation and luck. It can make someone rich overnight or poor overnight. Attimes, it will tie down money and one might wait forever for the coin to moon again.

I sold all my coins then, gain in some and lose in some before the market turns a deep red.

Started fish farming and I bought a truck for transport business. I recouped back my capital now with the truck and currently earning 500k+ on it monthly. Inline with some other businesses.

Crypto is all about knowin d right time to buy. Its d babsic knowledge. I have other plans also i will start workin on later in near future.
And i guess now that u re atleast living the dreams u can afford 100k date?