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SweetBuns:
See all of them fighting on something that isn't worthwhile.

Saggy boobs and breasts are both natural.

Balls sag and constrict depending on temp.

Boobs sag due to the removal of collagen(this is what makes it stand) and replaces the collagen with fat. Its genetic and perfectly normal for lactating moms and aging women

Must everything in this site be a gender war!?

I cant believe sn would justify saggy boobs, its like justifyin havin HIV which is justifiable cus u can fell on an infested pin. But saggy boobs?.... why wud your hallogen or callogen fall off in d first instance? ive seen many stupid posts in my life but this is the most stupid post ever, and it shocked me to d point of feeling dizzy. Maybe its not really about the post maybe its about the poster.

dingbang:
I see myself kicking butts

Are u gay?
Oh sorry i read it as "fùckin butts"

youngest85:
I see myself in canada

fuckerstard:
I'll be in Australia

Good luck to you guys

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Just b happy for her. Pray for her.

Chai

Spent most of my 20s sayin wtf happened to my teen yrs, now i am close to 30, still shocked about how my 20s went by so fast without any tangible achievement, but ive noticed i am becoming more angrier by the yr.

Next 5yrs i wud be in my early 30s prolly still single and lonely, bitching about Nigerian girls(they re not even helpin matters) and still blaming our politicians. Thats prolly gonna be applicable to most of us. It has always been like that and it will always be, cus pple never change.

Foodforthought:
Sometimes I can't... ladies are becoming more seductive these days...we are at their mercy

Lol, Na so bro, b4 i used to think its konji but i just realised that these girls re evolvin into sth else. May God help us.

austyn0:
Where I meet ladies aren't limited, they are everywhere. My place of work na "site" itself .
And yeeeah, all I do is stare for a moment and appreciate God's magnificent handiwork on that beautifully endowed random lady on the street because I find it somewhat embarrassing approaching them. I grew up that way and feel if she refuses me publicly, I would lose the respect people have for me because of the "gay" kinda lifestyle I live. Funny isn't??

Me on the other hand i find it embarrasing not to approach them

austyn0:
Zookeeper them no be human beings? Are they not worthy to be liked?

Lol, no be so but just imagine your daughter comes home with a man shes been talking about, and he says he's a zoo keeper, how wud you feel?

WilliamsChelster:
Lol..It’s funny how I am right about girls. The only girls who complain and ask for money to take care of themselves are those from broke families looking for someone to shift responsibilities to...Rich girls ain’t got that time and rich girls tend to be far more loyal than broke ones because they’re never moved by front seat of your Benz or whatever you have, so it explains why she wanted you all to yourself and if you ask me you bleeped up big time letting her go if that was the case. What’s so difficult in staying loyal when you have someone to fvck and who still cares for you financially sometimes. They’re hard to come by

Yea i messed up big time lol. Regretting it now but i feel i took the right decision. I'm a social being and i dont intend to change that. Again she looks down on pple a lot and i cant cope with pple like that, often times ive had to tell her to be thankful of her own background instead of braggin about how her gown could feed sn a whole yr.

WilliamsChelster:
Be who you are, no add, no reduce. Especially in this Nigeria where every girl is looking for who will directly or indirectly take care of her needs with exception of girls from rich families, I’m pretty sure your last girl was from a rich family

Fùcking rich. And she pays most of the bills but she wanted to turn me to a programmed robot. She lavishes me with gifts but i must stick to her only, which is impossible. I told i didnt sell my soul to her.
The downplayin method is just to screen the leeches out as they would just back off or act strange. I get d msg so i dont push.

WilliamsChelster:
You tell a lady you’re a zoo keeper and expect her to instantly like you

That was how i got rejected by lots of girls but same style i got my last gf who eventually got me a link to my current job.

cronsberg:
What i have observed is that it is easier to make a girl fall in love with u by hating u first. Thats because making someone hate you is also easier than making someone love u. Its reverse psycology stuff. You see, there is a thing line between love and hate. To make her directly love u, you have to first play games, then woo her, then spend on her etc and still she may not be convinced enough to love u. But to make her hate u is a simple straight forward thing, just be constantly against her, attempt to woo her friend and be extremely stingy. If u are sure that she now hates u enough, simply do one sweet thing that she will notice and bam, she wont know how she will just start liking u for no reason.

This works a lot but dont you think while you re about hating and reverse psychology, a random guy would just grab her(in a gentle way) take her home and you know..just take her home?

WilliamsChelster:
Evidently downplaying yourself is the last thing you need to motivate yourself. My ways of getting myself motivated to do things generally are unorthodox and mostly regarded as wrong, so I can’t help you

I meant wen i meet a lady, if it comes up i just tell her i am a zoo keeper. I dont brag about how i own a car like what some guys re quick to do(i dont own a car).

And i am not struggling with dem ladies, purpose of thread is just to share ideas and shìt.

austyn0:
Brotherly,, you should have just passed your message and we will comment. That picture is totally uncalled for nau.

On the matter at hand..

I was brought up in a very Christened family and I took after my father for shyness. I grew up fighting that battle of not been able to raise my head and look at an admirer(lady), no be small thing. I am still fighting the battle though buh I thank God I have conquered 80% of the cities ...

I don't approach random ladies, like on the streets or something. I only take up the challenge when at a fun place or anywhere cool..The only thing that prevents me from appraching a random lady today is my dull packaging. If I no package well, I go jejelistically respect myself buh if I am well packaged, sister you won't see me coming buh you will feel me coming.

Hmmm good, but since the places you meet ladies are limited maybe church or sth which is good. But some ladies will just fùck your brain up when you see them across the street or sth, in this case i just assume you would just look the other way or just have a fit of stare.

WilliamsChelster:
I’m rough AF but dem girls still get impressed anyway, which of course I know the only reason is because of money. What I’m tryna say is that if you can’t really up your wooing game and packaging, the only savior you’ve got is to make money and it works every time

You re very right bro, but this thread is not about how girls responds to you, its about how you get to motivate yourself to go out and talk to ladies. Most of us feel the fear whenever we see that fine girl, maybe you dont,(you see a girl, u flash her money and she bows at ur feet), well good for you.
Moreover money rules no dispute but when it comes to girls, i dont really think in terms of money, i really let myself to show through cus thats when i believe u have a genuine relationship as opposed to d one filled with ego and bullshits. I can categorically say this cuz most rich guys re just fùcking pathetic.
Usually i try to downplay myself by sayin i am a carpenter or i work in a zoo or say sth ridiculous about myself.

WilliamsChelster:
You might be right but trust me money does wonders. So bruh forget dem girls first and make the dough.

Money does wonders but then i feel u re not with me. You prolly belong to the normal cool kid who tries to appear cool to impress dem girls. Just my observation tho, but i am most likely wrong.

HerTotoScream:
I check my Wallet first and if the balance is up to par I get motivated and inspired, then I'd signal her with my left hand while wallet is in right hand with some stacks of cash poking out crystal for a clear view even if she's 2km away.


The rest becomes history.

Plebe
Everything is not all about money. I get sick when i see sth like...humm ermm go make money first.. which is true but damn its so wrong at thesame time.

Saffi:
Most Nigerian guys have too much confidence sef, who knows where they get it from. The approach anything with a walking vagina. Even with smelly mouths, dirty clothes and no money they still have the upmost confidence to introduce themselves to you. After saying you’re not interested, they still insist on just wanting a stupid friendship. Some of you guys no try at alllll

Lol, i guess you re part of the girls that acts rude whenevr u re being approached by a guy. But then as for me i know my boundary, if the girl is not interested, i apologise and leave her the fùck alone.

When a cute girl passes by and you intend to meet her, its normal for you to go numb instead of taking action, you decide to just find an excuse not to approach her, ranging from hmmm pple re staring at you, or maybe your cloth is stained or maybe you didnt approach her cus her elbow is too pointy.

During my noob days i used to imagine a gun to my head,(got it from a movie fight club), and if i do not take action, the gun would explode and i would die. Ofcourse all this metaphorically, but nowadays i just imagine myself as the bullet shot from a gun to a particular target. I dont care wherever she is or whoever she is with. I just fire and i go. And damn this has generated a lot of crazy, ugly, awesome experiences and stories.
Meeting girls is my own war, my own jihad and i will continue to fight d war cus there is no end in sight. For those who re with me, what motivates you to step up and take action when that cute girl passes by?

ubunja:
lmfao
Guess you got triggered.

For some reasons yes.

Splinz:
You've spoken so well.

I'd like to think of this abnormally as something mostly associated with the uneducated (education is not all about being in the classroom) and immature ones. In fact, it is crass stupidity for a woman to act presumptuously when a man approaches.

WTF!

It's not always all about sex and relationship when a guy approaches, though it's the case most of the time. But so what if it's the latter? Is that why you're acting so uncultured?

Well, I don't talk to random women for no reason. I just don't want to see such level of 'iberiberism'.

Sometimes i just smh some girls.

xendra:
question God ke' , nice guys bawo? all of them like you are scums some are just coded.

Some re truly nice, but u pushed them away and they never came back.

kollinzgee:
most pretty girls are like that rude and uninviting ,to me i believe they do not do it on purpose i think it is a defense mechanism they develop subconsciously as a result of excessive approach and attention from guys they do it to screen out fearful and less confident guys ,nature is truly unfair women just hate less confident guys.

so if you are a guy who lacks confidence in himself please stay away from women the only hope you hav is money dats all.

i went out to fish for babes one evening after class i had only two weapon with me confidence and crazy humour that night i got a pretty girlfriend and she was crazy in love with me its not her fault its bexause guys like me are rear...

Ive been through this road b4, years ago. In retrospect now, i call the stage u re a newbie bubble. If u keep hard at it, the bubble would burst amd thats where improvement begins. Dont stay in ur bubble, let it burst bro.

xendra:
lol some of you men can be very annoying and irritating in your approach, see how bitter you sound as if it's by force.
now you come here and drop your own side of the story to make her look bad. Ode!

I bet there are so many nice guys you re forming an unattainable elite for right? I hope you remember all that when you start questioning God about how all men re scum.

dxpecial:
share your story and pls mention me!!!

No problem bro.... i have one i want to share it might not be fun but def its sth that shattered my reality. i will mention you when i get it out.

PrimadonnaO:
I don't know if this is a cooked-up story...

But, it's not really cool deliberately embarrassing someone who meant you no harm. I don't understand why some girls do that. Guys are human beings and they have feelings, too. A guy walks up to you to talk to you and you're making a fool of him.

Simple courtesy doesn't hurt. You don't have to indulge him, but be nice and civil in discharging him... especially if he approached you nice and civilly, too.

Tell them o, if them like make them hear if them like make them no hear. We go dey see later

MariaLavina:

Iyaff pain this one... oya sorry

Be doing yanga there, 5yrs is not a long time. Enjoy urself while it lasts

MariaLavina:
Mtcheeeewww if I type what's on my mind ehn....

Awon Joseph the dreamers, 5 years kill you there. That lady should have spat on your head.

Spat kee you there too

kollinzgee:
comeon gaspard be a man! stop viewing women from the negative side so they show you their positive side.if you view all women as nasty,bitches,goldigger,insultive,material those are the type of women you will keep seeing almost all your life .the way you even approach her was even wrong in the first place....

I shld have knelt down, bowed b4 her and call her a princess?

Jcole1985:
Gasparrd,always up with one story of a girl he met or the other,he was writing nonsense untill I saw Pocohantas.To be truthful though,Poco looks kinda like a MILF really,I follow her secretly on FB

Yea i go out a lot, have many crazy stories from my 30 days challenge but its for me and my friend's consumption, but i might share story soon tho.

Or11:
Did she look like the 17yr old that made u feel horñy in your last thread? Nigerian R Kelly

Fùck you

During break at work, today being saturday and not too busy, my friend and i decided to go out to eat and ya'know see d world and stuff. When all was done we were heading back to work when i sighted a young lady by the side of the road i sensed she was waiting to get a cab or sth and that means we wud be heading thesame direction, so i just tot i shld say hi to her while my friend go start the hilux.

Now since i work at site which is more or less like a desert, you dress to fit your working conditon. I was on a fucking boot, cement dust stained trouser and a fùcking Tshirt plus a dark shade.
That said about me, i approached her and i noticed she was on earpiece and overtly shaking and hummdin to some song (which to me is stupid).
Gaspard..Hi
Stupid lady....(Seemed startled)
Gaspard...Hmmm im sorry i had to disturb you but i just wanted to say hi
Stupid lady...Hmmm erhmm what!!!? Oh ok what do you want?
Gaspard...You look nice, just wanted to meet you.
Stupid lady....I am listening.
Gaspard...why you gotta make it seem like im here to beg for money?
Stupid lady...(She looked at me from head to toe and spat on the ground).

Seconds later a black tundra appeared and she hopped in leaving me standing alone with my hands in pocket and the whole world watching me walking back to my friend and it was a walk of shame.

I told my friend what happened and dude was just laffin. Not at me but at Nigerian girl's stupidity. Whats wrong with politely excusing herself?
We joked about how all this bìtches will be fatter and uglier and we will be richer and successful in 5yrs time, and how they wud be the one changing their names from pocohantaß to sis joy or sis merci jumping from churches to churches(same way they re jumpin from benx to another now) and acting overly nice just to seek the favour of we the nice guys they vehemently rejected back then.
Dont worry we will be waiting for you and we will see who will have the last spit and last laugh.

#Rantover