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Religion / Re: Man Requests For Past Tithe Donations To Dunamis Church (video) by Gastrocnemius: 1:17pm On Feb 10, 2023
GeneraVieve:

My brother which enjoyment person wan enjoy for earth. There is no enjoyment here on earth,what may seem like enjoyment to you isnt really enjoyment,strive to make heaven at all cost. It isnt difficult at all,every commandment of God is for our own good.


Heavenly race is not as easy as you fathom. To live for heaven on earth is a daunting task. To live a sinless life in this our generation, mehn!
Religion / Re: Man Requests For Past Tithe Donations To Dunamis Church (video) by Gastrocnemius: 8:51am On Feb 10, 2023
To be candid, I usually reason this thing sef.

Some people will suffer on earth and still end up in hell. They might have lived a righteous life but one silly mistake will end them up in the bottomless pit.

What about one should enjoy his/her life on earth to the fullest and know for sure he will end up in hell. At even, you will not lose at both ends

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Travel / Re: Danfo Buses Start Accepting Bus Fares Via Cowry Cards (Video) by Gastrocnemius: 5:40am On Feb 03, 2023
Make they no go cashless na. Idiots!
For my village now, business has been on hold due to lack of cash. How many people possess a bank account in rural areas.

Na so I go withdrawal 3k yesterday, the POS man said on each 1k he will charge 100h. I gat no choice

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Has Anyone Applied For Rural Youth Skills Acquisition (RYSA) Program? by Gastrocnemius: 1:03pm On Jan 18, 2023
Y
Car Talk / Re: Man Constructs And Drives A Weird Type Of Vehicle (pics/video) by Gastrocnemius: 4:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
Wetin eyes dey see mouth not fit talk am
Food / Re: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by Gastrocnemius: 2:24am On Dec 31, 2022
Animals I have eaten
Dog
Pig
Cow
Goat
Ram
Duck
Hedgehog
Rat
Bat
Donkey
Monkey
Chicken
Snail
Grass cutters
Rabbit
Antelope
Fox
Periwinkles
Oyster
Crabs
Fish
Guinea fowl
Bush fowl
Snake
Alligator
And so many I can't remember

I can eat anything that goes through my mouth
Crime / Re: Lady Arrested For Beating Her 9-Year-Old House Help To Death In Enugu (Photos) by Gastrocnemius: 3:09pm On Dec 28, 2022
Ómó shocked

Poverty is a curse!
How will you give birth to a number of children you won't be able to care for
Last last, it is the children who suffer the most

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NYSC / Re: My Name Is Not Found On Jamb Matriculation List by Gastrocnemius: 3:18pm On Dec 27, 2022
I am far away from jamb office right now
NYSC / My Name Is Not Found On Jamb Matriculation List by Gastrocnemius: 3:15pm On Dec 27, 2022
The Senate just approved our results. I was asked to check my name on the jamb matriculation list. Unfortunately, my name was not found. I was asked to print my result online which requires me to login to my jamb portal.

The major problem is that I don't remember my password to login to jamb portal. I have also lost the number I used to register the email I used to register the account. So I can't recover my password back.

What can I do now
Religion / Re: Why Do People Fear Man Rather Than God? by Gastrocnemius: 8:29am On Dec 04, 2022
Assuming we are still in the days of the old testament, the earth would have been wiped out by now.
Just imagine, you get instant judgement of your sin.
We have taken God for granted because we know He's ever forgiven nor matter the gravity of our offense.
Travel / Re: Us-based Ghanaian Lady Arrested In Attempt To Open Plane Door Mid-flight by Gastrocnemius: 1:12pm On Dec 01, 2022
Zonefree:
Who booked flight for a mad woman?



Nice boobs though.


Bad guy
You dey see confirm

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Travel / Re: South African Man Puts Up Satirical Road Signs To Expose Drug Dealers (Photos) by Gastrocnemius: 9:47pm On Nov 23, 2022
premierlead:
Slawomiir

Damn niggar

Otilor grin
Travel / Re: South African Man Puts Up Satirical Road Signs To Expose Drug Dealers (Photos) by Gastrocnemius: 9:46pm On Nov 23, 2022
premierlead:
Slawomiir


Otilor grin
Romance / Re: Please Who Knows Why This Is Happening???... Help!!! by Gastrocnemius: 10:22am On Nov 23, 2022
Abyounghammed:



How old are u now

Still early twenties

Time still dey for me to blow

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Romance / Re: Please Who Knows Why This Is Happening???... Help!!! by Gastrocnemius: 7:03am On Nov 23, 2022
I had a dream similar to this when I was a kid. It was just 3k I was given and boom when I woke I met it on top of my belly. Told my mom about it. She took me to our pastor for consultation.

Pastor envisioned that I will be soaring in money before I get to 30.

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Crime / Re: “he Threatens To Poison Me Whenever I Refuse Him” – 14-yr-old Girl Raped by Gastrocnemius: 6:56am On Nov 23, 2022
How on earth will a sane man lust after his daughter. Unbelievable!!

It is so absurd
Religion / Re: What Is That Addiction You Can't Do Away With, That You Wished God To Overlook by Gastrocnemius: 11:28am On Nov 20, 2022
Dshocker:


Money is the root of all evil...

"The love of money"
Politics / Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by Gastrocnemius: 7:29pm On Nov 18, 2022
I like BAT based on his past achievement but with this current situation of his, it is a no no no for BAT

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Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Follows Her Mother's Advice, Kills Her New Born Baby by Gastrocnemius: 7:32am On Nov 12, 2022
Nigerians are not smiling at all. Poor innocent child. I can't just imagine the pains the infant would have gone through before leaving this world

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Sports / Re: World Cup-bound Referee, Facundo Tello Shows 10 Red Cards In Argentina Cup Final by Gastrocnemius: 1:24pm On Nov 07, 2022
Eight what shocked
Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi: Davido & Chioma Are Getting Stronger- Pastor Adegboyega Consoles Couple by Gastrocnemius: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2022
Check the poster above me.

Kobojunkie:
You are joking, right? undecided


The bitter fact!!
Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi: Davido & Chioma Are Getting Stronger- Pastor Adegboyega Consoles Couple by Gastrocnemius: 2:48pm On Nov 04, 2022
It is norm for their bond to become stronger.

Na to go for second round OBO

Move on niggar

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Business / Re: 1xbet Is Terrorising My Life by Gastrocnemius: 6:49pm On Nov 03, 2022
Chichibu:
I've gone through the verification process a half year ago. All the same, they asked for numerous documents, photos...
Indeed, the process was long and exhausted. However, I'm sure that I can bet safely now.
My advice is to be patient and keep in touch with support
.


Thanks boss.
If not for my 20k in their account, I would have abandoned them from the beginning.
Business / Re: 1xbet Is Terrorising My Life by Gastrocnemius: 11:26pm On Nov 02, 2022
Personally, I don't introduce or encourage people to gamble but 1xbet has been my source of livelihood. I have been financially independent with them.

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Business / Re: 1xbet Is Terrorising My Life by Gastrocnemius: 7:40pm On Nov 02, 2022
Dominique FOD Naijacutee
Business / 1xbet Is Terrorising My Life by Gastrocnemius: 7:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
I have been using 1xbet to hustle for more than a year now. Last month, my account was banned. I can't do any activity in my account; can't withdraw my money neither will I be able to place a bet.

I emailed them. They started requesting for my documents ranging from my NIN slip, National ID card, statement of my account and eventually my BVN gotten from my bank which I complied duely.

Now they are requesting for the photos of my ATM card both front and back ( I should cover the middle numbers of the front and cover the Security and expiry date. Funny enough, they are requesting for my previous ATM card which has expired and disposed off.

The most painful aspect was this people will never ask me to provide everything at once. Each document was requested separately.

Are they really trying to verify my account or trying to scam me?

Until I provide the required document my account will be dormant which I don't have
Religion / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Apostle In The Bible? by Gastrocnemius: 8:52am On Oct 30, 2022
Buddha3:
King Solomon.

Not my business if you say he wasn't an apostle. He was my favorite bible character. He knacked all colours of kpekuses and set biblical records.

Sirseedorf:
King Solomon

if you know you know, if you don't know forget it...

See ment grin

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Politics / Re: Amb Yemi Faronbi Endorses SDP Presidential Candidate, Adewole Adebayo by Gastrocnemius: 7:38am On Sep 24, 2022
He's paving way for the coming elections. At least you have heard about him now.
Aside, I think there's a grant the federal government gives each candidate irrespective of whether they won or not. I'm not sure about the amount though.

Kizyte:
Isn't it madness to remain in a race you obviously know you cannot get more than 120 votes? Just join hands with bigger parties and save yourself the stress. Political parties too plenty for this country joor, simply because our constitution allows it.
Politics / Re: Kwara State Ministry Of Works Launches "Commissioner's Diary" Series by Gastrocnemius: 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2022
Partially commendable. Notwithstanding, this won't stop them from looting kwara's Treasury
Foreign Affairs / Re: China's Largest Fresh Water Lake Dries Up ( Pics, Video) by Gastrocnemius: 7:11pm On Aug 30, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn


I just dey pray make I catch you one on one

Many things go happen that day sha

You won beat our joy giver
Politics / Re: Kano Residents Seen Swimming In Stagnant Water After Heavy Downpour (Video) by Gastrocnemius: 9:36am On Aug 30, 2022
At least they are happy doing it

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Romance / Re: I’m Breaking Up With Her For This Reason, Hope I’m Not Wicked by Gastrocnemius: 8:44am On Aug 30, 2022
Then break up with her.
Stop stressing us since your mind is already made up

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