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Politics / Re: President Buhari: 51 Civillians, 11 Policemen, 7 Soldiers Died In Unrest by Gavorche: 6:54am On Oct 24, 2020
obonujoker:
But northerner BMC paid clowns were saying otherwise for the past few days...

Helinues
Ibedun (ibedaft) etc

You are a great mumu man

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Deletes Lekki Toll Gate Death Tweet That Got Her Blasted by Gavorche: 6:20pm On Oct 23, 2020
Kirchoffs:
Another media thug of the northern oligarchy and BMC campaign hired to falsify evidence of death and massacre and also spread hatred among southerners while sowing seeds of discord and disunity among us.......

They are very many here on Nairaland with over 200 MONIKERS ......They also have fake Facebook Instagram Twitter handles with Yoruba and Igbo names.......

They are from the North and they spread propaganda by using DIVIDE AND RULE TACTICS.......

Recollect your thoughts don't get up caught up in the mix cos the Northern oligarchy controlled media is full of dirty tricks....

BEWARE MY PEOPLE


you are obviously a jobless mumu man so anyone with contrary opinions to yours is a northerner or paid propagandist.I u have been seeing your comments all over nairaland to enforce southern unity,how many northerners have u met in your life? why do u think they have time to put discord among southerners,how many of them are on nairaland?

in case u don't know northerners were against the protest from the beginning and discouraged the protest in the south but they were insulted and called Names.


Now after the protests in the south you want to put the blame on southerners and absolve southerners of all fault.



again you are very mumu man seriously if you are not paid for this then you are really maddd

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Set Enugu North Local Government Secretariat On Fire by Gavorche: 3:25pm On Oct 22, 2020
Dreyton36:


And does keeping them give us jobs and better schools?
Is the better schools for the poor or the rich, no let me mark ur moniker o

Oga keep shut jare what the guy said is true,all this violence will not help in any way only worsen our situation.stop supporting violence

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Over 30 Millions Americans Have Voted As Early Voting Starts by Gavorche: 8:44am On Oct 20, 2020
oracle009:


Let me try to explain as much as I can in very SIMPLE terms. I hope you will understand:

1. The USA voters have 3 choices of voting: (a) receiving & sending their ballot paper via Post office (b) going early to the voting place (polling unit) to cast vote before election day (d) in-person voting on the LAST election day (November 3)

2. The REAL date for presidential election is NOVEMBER 3rd. However, each States opened option for people to vote early and avoid rushing on that day. So, early voting for some state is between October 6 - October 30. Where u can run to the polling center and cast ur vote early enough.

3. Similarly, some people requested for their ballot papers to be sent to them via post office. These people must fill the ballot and return them through the post mail. These are collated in each State.

4. Currently, the vote counting have started. However, until November 3, which will be the last day of election, no one can predict the winner

5. In USA, you don't win the election because you have the highest number of people's vote (popular vote). Hillary won Trump by over 3m votes, yet still lost the election because Trump won by electoral college votes.

6. For example, let's say BUHARI the popular votes because of the high population in Northern Nigeria, but he did not win in more than 18 states. He will loose the election. He must win IN more than 18 states before he can be declared winner in the USA. However, USA doesn't use only number of state. Each State have different numbers of electorate votes due to their sizes.

7. Some state may have 15 slots, while some will have just 3 slots. So, some states are more important than others.

8. USA have 538 electoral college votes across all the States. Winner of the election must have over 270 of these votes. Hillary, though was voted for by many people, did not have a well spread victory. So Trump won.

9. Any error herein can be edited, any addition is welcome. I hope I helped a bit.

10. Thank you

Thanks a lot for the input I learnt new things

Sorry if am asking too much.

I would like to know what is electronic about their election and how their result is being released fast.

Why is it difficult for Nigeria and inec to adopt this method to at least reduce irregularities,violence,and delay in our election
Foreign Affairs / Re: Over 30 Millions Americans Have Voted As Early Voting Starts by Gavorche: 7:44am On Oct 20, 2020
Please I need someone to explain the American voting system to me and other ignorant nairalanders who may not understand.

I thought the the election is to start by November 11 or so,what's the meaning of early voting and why is it done by mail?

I used to think their election is electronic,but am still seeing ballot paper looking like ours,is it still going to be counted manually like ours or electronically,
I can remember 2016 the election result were announced Sunday morning the following day

How different is it from our system of voting,

Thanks for your responses and enlightenment
Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Men Who Transform To Women And Vice Versa by Gavorche: 7:55am On Oct 04, 2020
IntersexSherry:
Lol do you think some men will care seeing a hot female that tells him she was once a male before? Its normal for them to get attracted but of course most will fight that feeling but some don't just CARE.. Haven't you heard of tranny chasers?? And most of them are straight men. What matters is you look very much like a female. The reason why men who changed to women are more common is same reason why population of women in the world seems to be more than men. Society always give all the attention to Women.. To be honest Shemales porn and lesbian porn are the highest selling porn than any other porn and the viewers are mostly straight men and women who are curious.

woow I love your honesty.

But do you consider it normal for a straight guy to have real sexual cravings for transgendered, like sucking a transgendered dick receiving and giving anal sex

I do fantasize about these things but others will consider it being gay to suck a dick,whether from a she male or a girl wearing a strapon Love Machine.While in the case of anal sex I don't think I can involve in that but never can tell.

All these will just end as fantasy as there are no real shemales in Nigeria and the girls are not open minded enough. If I were in the US or Thailand,the temptation to fxck a she male will be too high and I doubt if I can resist.
Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Men Who Transform To Women And Vice Versa by Gavorche: 9:00pm On Oct 03, 2020
this just proves that male and female aren't really too different from each other.its just a thin wall separating a man from a woman.
we are all human afterall

why is it that there are more men who transited to women than vice versa.As a straight male I find shemales madly attractive but get really turned off by tom boys talk more of transsexual males.regardless that they were once female and might
even have female genitals doesn't count as they are seen as male.
Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Men Who Transform To Women And Vice Versa by Gavorche: 8:59pm On Oct 03, 2020
this just proves that male and female aren't really too different from each other.its just a thin wall separating a man from a woman.
We are all human after all


why is it that there are more men who transited to women than vice versa.As a straight male I find shemales madly attractive but get really turned off by tom boys talk more of transsexual males.regardless that they were once female and might
even have female genitals doesn't count as they are seen as male.
Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Men Who Transform To Women And Vice Versa by Gavorche: 8:57pm On Oct 03, 2020
this just proves that male and female aren't really too different from each other.its just a thin wall separating a man from a woman.

why is it that there are more men who transited to women than vice versa.As a straight male I find shemales madly attractive but get really turned off by tom boys talk more of transsexual males.regardless that they were once female and might
even have female genitals doesn't count as they are seen as male.
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Wants To Bleep Me by Gavorche: 8:50pm On Sep 12, 2020
me sef get this kind issue though a bit different,she is my landlady's daughter the girl set endowed in the right place she dey respect me sha they even call me uncle.No much greenlight sha but she seems to really like me.She comes to my room a lot,watch TV,cook but I no dey send her.I guess she just takes me as brother so make I just respect myself.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Leeds United (4 - 3) On 12th September 2020 by Gavorche: 8:16pm On Sep 12, 2020
patience and faith good sometimes sha I would have just been patient not to cash out.I was suppose to win 7k all game don enter remaining Liverpool to win 70 minutes at 3:3 they gave me cash out of 3k I say make I chill, bit by bit the money kept reducing and my heart racing I was in a. serious dilemma whether to cash out or wait for a goal or lose all the money.85 minutes I check cashout they offered me 2k.I reasoned that d 2k is better than losing all the money and regretting later.though Liverpool were l
having and creating chances they couldn't finish and score

immediately I cashed out Liverpool won the kick that led to penalty. chai very big regret when sallah scored d penalty I no fit celebrate I just dey vex for my self, they reason wetin I for use that money do. the thing weak me I swear.

it seems I will stop cashing out if go lose make I lose cos the regret and pain is even worse than losing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Leeds United (4 - 3) On 12th September 2020 by Gavorche: 8:13pm On Sep 12, 2020
patience and faith good sometimes sha I would have just been patient not to cash out.I was suppose to win 7k all game don enter remaining Liverpool to win 70 minutes at 3:3 they gave me cash out of 3k I say make I chill bit by bit the money kept reducing and my heart racing I was in a. serious dilemma whether to cash out or wait for a goal or lose all the money.85 minutes I check cashout they offered me 2k.I reasoned that d 2k is better than losing all the money and regretting later.though Liverpool were l
having and creating chances they couldn't finish

immediately I cashed out Liverpool won the kick that led to penalty. chai very big regret when scored d penalty I no fit celebrate I just dey vex for my self they reason wetin I for use that money do. the thing weak me I swear.

it seems I will stop cashing out if go lose make I lose cos the regret and pain is even worse than losing.

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Politics / Re: Mailafia: Pray For Me, Powerful Political Forces Planning To Silence Me by Gavorche: 4:04pm On Sep 11, 2020
This man na just scam, talking like people in beer parlor how could you come out and make such heavy allegation without any proof,just deceiving people who are gullible and can believe anything as long it suit their sentiment.

If you are serious with your claims with enough evidence you can even reveal such information anonymously using strong third parties like online media,foreign government, civil organization national and international.
Sports / Re: Klopp: Liverpool Cannot Behave Like Chelsea In The Transfer Market by Gavorche: 1:06pm On Sep 11, 2020
Stingy coach and management but it's really not a bad idea to develop players to world class,likes of Arnold win in the next few years will be very valuable In football market.

I
am a liverpool supporter and a die hard lover and fan of Lionel messi. I was in a real dilemma last week when he wanted to move to man city on who to support between man city and liverpool.Or is it possible to fan two clubs? But fortunately the deal didnt work,for now I remain a fan of Liverpool in England and Barca in Spain

YNWA

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Family / Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Gavorche: 8:38pm On Sep 02, 2020
I read every comment on this thread and I am very disappointed with how most women reason.Sorry Mr Op but ur wife is being inconsiderate and unreasonable not to assist in the cooking since you are willing to participate actively In the process.To even make it more irritating she is preventing you from inviting help from your church members who will assist.haba for something that will be done just once in a year.

Some posters are even suggesting you cancel or shift the meeting just to please your wife and be termed peace loving and family focused husband.Mr Op that will be the most stupid thing to do

That why am even scared of getting married because I can't take one quarter of all this bullshit I will just divorce you the next day.Imagine ordinary to cook fa with helping hands com turn issue the thing dey even vex me a swear especially those feminist posters above that are just running their mouth without even considering the ops condition.seriously if this is how girls nowadays reason and think marriage no be by force o

I remember growing up, my dad host this kind of meeting and my mom do the cooking with some of her friends and sometimes wives of Some of the members.My dad dont even know the location of kitchen talkless of helping in cooking( i think he considered it taboo)She never saw it as an issue intact we will be happy at home because there will be surplus food and drink at home

My advise is still talk to her and make her understand her duty for the cooking.You(op) will be responsible for buying the food stuff or you can do it together,you make the swallow,she makes the soup,and after the guest departure you two do the cleanup together and with the invitation of helping hands it will be easier for everyone.

If she still refuses you can now employ the service of caterers if you can afford it and if you can't u can explore other options like buying soft drinks and snacks.But you should make it clear to her that that you are not happy with her you too can revenge by declining some helps you render her or sacrifices you make for her so she will know how it pains.DONT just let it go make sure you express your displeasure by actions or at least words or both

NEVER you postpone the meeting to please her or due to lack of options or lack of adequate plan.if she refuses make sure you feed your guest in your house with at least snacks and .soft drinks or better by caterers,this will make you the winner and she will be ashame of her sef

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Crime / Re: Blasphemy: Yahaya Sharif-Aminu Denied Access To Lawyers As Appeal Deadline Nears by Gavorche: 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2020
malakaimoscondo:
I wish u guys knew the arrest and prosecution of this guy in question has stop something cruelty that would have follow after he made that blasphemous music he circulated via watsap....thank God the people were never allowed to to put justice in their own hands....thank God they were restrain....... am in kano I know what am saying..... by sha.....

please can u tell us the content of the said blasphemous music so we can at least know the gravity of his offence

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Education / Re: The Richest Animals To Have Ever Existed by Gavorche: 7:10pm On Aug 12, 2020
It seems cat are the richest animals.

animals that don't even know they worth fortunes just waste of money and inheritance if you ask me, even if you don't have children will your inheritance to family friends and charity.
Career / Re: Do Not Accept A Banking Job - I Refused To Listen by Gavorche: 1:59pm On Aug 04, 2020
have you considered trading forex
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Gavorche: 7:09am On Jul 30, 2020
ademmy102:


Sir, I still insist that no appointment letter being given or distributed now. Nothing is going on in FCSC unless the slot is fake. No commissioner that will signed blank appointment letter without name on it unless they forge the signature of the commissioner. As at today no one can enter FCSC in Abuja unless you are level 14 upward and the security will make sure you are truely on level 14. Just tell you sister to be careful not to be duped.

You seem to know much about FCSC I also paid 500 thousand out of 1millon for a ministry job through a family friend who knows someone highly connected.That was early this year before corona please is there still hope for the recruitment I dont want that money to go down d drain
Sports / Re: Liverpool FC Lift Premier League Trophy After 30-Year Wait by Gavorche: 7:08am On Jul 23, 2020
YNWA Well deserved victory
Can someone please tell me when the next season and champions league is starting because I don't think there will be normal seasonal break due to the Corona break
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by Gavorche: 7:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
Tola 08160040456
Romance / Re: The Street Betting Of A Rude Rich Girl by Gavorche: 9:49pm On Jul 08, 2020
good one even though we don't want it to end soon

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Politics / Re: Ize-Iyamu: I Was A Member Of Pyrates Confraternity But Didnt Pour Acid On Anyone by Gavorche: 12:39pm On Jul 06, 2020
many nairalanders are hypocrite if it was a negative news against obaseki they would mostly ignore or insult and attack the poster
Romance / Re: The Street Betting Of A Rude Rich Girl by Gavorche: 6:18am On Jul 06, 2020
op u are doing a good job seriously,to be this funny u must be a madman just joking abeg EPP us with d rest episode

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Romance / Re: The Street Betting Of A Rude Rich Girl by Gavorche: 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2020
woya me sef don add comment I don taya to dey refresh this page abeg make e no pass this nyt
Politics / Re: Obaseki Obtains New NYSC Certificate by Gavorche: 9:17pm On Jul 03, 2020
something should be done about the porn pics on this forum its getting annoying
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Gavorche: 6:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
Please house any info about the federal civil service commission? i.e the ministry jobs that was on before the pandemic
Politics / Re: Buhari Snubs Magu, Gets Senate Confirmation For 207 Appointees by Gavorche: 8:58am On Jun 21, 2020
Redoil:
snubbed indeed

appointment that will be full northerners.

so saraki was right as the saying goes a prophet has no hounor amongst his people.


kwara people I seriously pity for you and to all these Yoruba people that were beclouded with foolishness and voted for buhari knowing fully well of his past.

People like you know and believe Yoruba people overwhelmingly supported and voted Buhari
I thought you guys said Buhari didn't win but was rigged in.How can Atiku have won the election with South East and South South vote alone since we all know that Buhari had and have always have massive support and vote from the north
Romance / Re: my Girlfriend Invested N160k In Forex, I'm Scared If The Money Is Gone by Gavorche: 7:39am On Jun 07, 2020
samwise180:
Can I dm you about the demo account stuff?
yes sure
Romance / Re: my Girlfriend Invested N160k In Forex, I'm Scared If The Money Is Gone by Gavorche: 6:25pm On Jun 06, 2020
I am currently in a paid professional training on forex and seriously I am still doubting if I should invest or how much I should invest.I have been making some profit from my demo account just by mere guessing cos we've not been taught strategies and very little loss coz I adhere strictly to the money management skills we are being taught

I am considering investing 100 dollars but its too smsll
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Gavorche: 11:28pm On May 12, 2020
you need to exercise especially cardiovascular exercises like running,jogging or preferably skipping or jumping rope to help your heart pump more blood to the arteries leading to your pen I believe you are too inactive physically. exercise daily, eat well adhere to some advise above and I assure you you will see improvement

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