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TravelRe: Very Strange Nigerian Guy I Saw In Germany Who Japa Back To Naija by GEEBITE: 12:31pm On Aug 03, 2023
You are close to the story but not well
accurately stated.
OneCandleAway:
Hw used to follow a gang in uk and one member stabbed someone to death. I think he was still under 18 then so they sent him back to live with his grandma in ibadan or so.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Replies Troll Who Questioned When He Plans To Sell Out An 80,000 Capacity by GEEBITE: 10:21am On Aug 01, 2023
I am on the same page with you. I believe him selling out the spurs stadiumn is exaggeration. Also Burna Boy show too didn't witness 80k attendance as there is no verifiable evidence. The stadium with its present seating capacity of 60k+ from the initial 90k will cost a lot to modify to accommodate 80k people. A one off show can not offset the cost.
Demolakay:
The difference is, while d Westham stadium has d capacity to accommodate more fans,d Tottenham stadium cannot.

Burna boy boy can lay claim to using a 80,000 capacity due to d fact dat d closed stands,can b used wit added security, bt d Tottenham stadium cannot because it's originally a 60,000 capacity stadium. Besides Wizkid didn't even sell out d stadium. Go nd do research on dis.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Replies Troll Who Questioned When He Plans To Sell Out An 80,000 Capacity by GEEBITE: 11:02pm On Jul 31, 2023
Even the London city stadium used for the Olympic games in 2012 and curently home of the hammers(West Ham) has been reduced to 60k capacity after the Olympics. This is easiiy verifiabje.
Demolakay:
The Tottenham Hotspur stadium isn't even a 80,000 capacity,in d first place. It's a 60,862 capacity. I don't knw why d media is awash wit Wizkid selling a 80,000 capacity stadium.

Only Burnaboy sold out a 80,000 capacity stadium. Get d fact right.
PoliticsRe: How Obidients Celebrated Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday by GEEBITE: 12:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
Why are you dragging me into your argument with another person. Please excuse me.
iammo23:
Ok Geebite as they say

Sisterfire chop lunch, you Sha want breakfast,
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by GEEBITE: 7:18pm On Jul 13, 2023
She moved up and he should move on right? When reverse is the case men will be labeled.
Biglittlelois:
She moved up....she made her choice....you should move on.
Foreign AffairsRe: ‘Historic Day’: Turkey’s Erdogan Agrees To Back Swedish NATO Bid by GEEBITE: 2:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
Erdogan was only bluffing. He has no leverage at all against America. Turkey is part of NATO because of its strategic location stradling two continents.
crossfm:
Hehehe.

I see a lot of people weeping over this news.

A sovereign nation said they want to join an association,you say no. Is it your joining? grin
CrimeRe: How Lady Trapped Armed Robber With Sex During Operation by GEEBITE: 10:31pm On Jul 09, 2023
A sweet journey down memory lane. Ten Crack Commandmenf and Sky is the limit are my favourites on that monster album Life after Death. Comtinue to RiP Christopher Wallace a.k.a Notorious BIG a.k.a Biggies Smalls,a.ka Big Poppa. No rapper dead or alive comes close in metaphors and wordplay loaded with punchlines. Not Jayz,not even Nas escobar.
TwentyOnePilots:
Reminds me of Biggie's 10 Cracks of Commandments ....Rule Number 7: This rule is so underrated, Keep your family and business completely separated...Money and blood don't mix like 2 digs and no Babe...Find yourself in serious shit! wink
EducationRe: Missing Dipo Fasina Has Been Found by GEEBITE: 5:15pm On Jul 09, 2023
Yeah same him. Jingo of formal Logic in philosophy.
Yugoslavia247:
Oau jingo or who

Prof Jingo was the only prof that stood behind students in Aluta.

Very good with logic in philosophy.

Highly respected man.

Every student loves Jingo.

Prof Jingo.

Very straightforward and not corrupt like the rest of the ASUU we have now. IMO
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Sets Up Tax Reforms Committee, Names Oyedele As Chairman by GEEBITE: 9:20pm On Jul 07, 2023
You were in wyse in 2009? I was there in 2001.
seunmsg:
Taiwo is a tax guru. He lectured me at Wyse back in 2009. He will do a great job.
RomanceRe: Man & His Friends Seize All He Bought For His Girlfriend After She Dumped Him by GEEBITE: 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2023
Lmao. Punchline and subtle jabs game always on the mark.
pocohantas:
It is the bags for me.
They really look the part. Hahahahahaha!
PoliticsRe: EU Report links Keyamo, Fani-Kayode To Fake News Reports During Election by GEEBITE: 8:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
A beggar harldy got much choice . It means grow your country. Have you seen EU writing reports for even India election anymore.
INEC got a huge grant from them so they must write a report on the subject of their grant. {quote author=SangoOlukosoOba post=124214798]

Does that give them the right to baselessly accuse our honorable chieftains?[/quote]
PoliticsRe: EU Report links Keyamo, Fani-Kayode To Fake News Reports During Election by GEEBITE: 7:31pm On Jul 04, 2023
But he just got back from EU where he went to solicit for investors to help our ailing economy. Isnt that ironic.
SangoOlukosoOba:
Gibberish!

EU should concentrate on their media houses that propagates falsehood, and brainwashes citizens.


His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) has moved-on and busy with steering the nation’s affairs on course.

His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) remains undeterred!
PoliticsRe: Ex-Minister Of Finance, Zainab Ahmed Lands World Bank Job by GEEBITE: 11:54am On Jul 03, 2023
Read the report. She did and got Buhari to approve it .
triple996:
Hoo she now nominated herself for a position that is open to countless ex ministers around the world? Just look at how stup*d u sound.
But if its amaka or Chineye you won't say that wooo
do you even know what world bank actually means?? I doubt u know what u are saying
How can she nominate herself for a world bank position, u think world bank is Nigerian federal government job? U lack reasoning I swear to God. Chaiii
This is what hate does to you
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Moved Shady ₦400 Billion To Monguno’s Office - Sahara Reporters by GEEBITE: 4:36pm On Jun 29, 2023
Opacity is when the purpose is not clearly stated. Obviously you are fhe crooked type that receives credit alerts wirh no reference or transaction dynamics .

Do.you send money even to your kids(I assume you are of child bearing age) without stating the purpose. Please get off my mention. I havent got time for enablers of crooks hiding under vacous securty spending to loot treasury.Isnt that what was obtainable under Dasuki as well.

Kukutenla:
It's unfounded! It is you who needs to just read and turn on your brain. An opaque transfer but it's on the website of CBN.
Is BusinessDay telling us CBN is supposed to inform their office before making the transfer so it won't be termed opaque.
Just because it started in 2016 does not make it opaque. Our challenges in 2016 are totally different to that of 2004.
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Moved Shady ₦400 Billion To Monguno’s Office - Sahara Reporters by GEEBITE: 12:47pm On Jun 29, 2023
Read boy. Not an unfounded allegation. There are documented evidence of money being wired to NSA office over a period of 2 years(2016-2018) in an opaque manner. It stopped afterwards and there was never such transfers of that nature prior to the year it started.
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

All these are unfounded allegations
Sahara reporter is a disgrace



A terrible accident just happened in Benin-lagos Road right now killing all 18 passengers at ovia river
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Moved Shady ₦400 Billion To Monguno’s Office - Sahara Reporters by GEEBITE: 12:43pm On Jun 29, 2023
Try to read . It was wired. If you have no problem with Dasuki sharing $2Bn why should you doubt that just over a third of that amount was moved to Monguno.
helinues:
How is that logically possible? I mean moving such amount
FamilyRe: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by GEEBITE: 8:29pm On Jun 27, 2023
Nah you will fail Geography dear. Island definition is a piece of land surrounded by water. While a peninsula is a strait of land jutting into or abutting a body of water. The whole of Island ended at Victoria. Island(oniru) It was landfill work done at Old Maroko that enables the drive friom Victoria Island to Lekki. Epe is not an island as you can drive into Epe from Ijebu ode without crossing a River.

That Sangotedo as Island wont cut it with me,Isnt that the Area LBS is located? In 2007 I abandoned an executive programme as traffic and armed robbers nearly killed me and my colleague that my office enrolled for fhat degree programme. LCC just started their one lane expansion then and the traffic from the Jakande area down to Ajah was horrendous. Sangotedo is after Ajah now so how can that place be part of Island.
pocohantas:
Isn't it? Even Epe is part of Island. The whole area once you crossover the bridge is ISLAND.

There was this part I went to off Blenco. I was lucky they didn't chook hand in my eyes because I kept looking in shock. I wouldn't have been shocked if that was Ikotun.
FamilyRe: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by GEEBITE: 7:52pm On Jun 27, 2023
Samgotedo is part of Island too?Even Lekki(I mean phase1)is not an island but a peninsular.
pocohantas:
Ajegunle is the problem. I am sure your kids wouldn't mind Ikeja or Gbagada. Close to 12 hours is fair enough for your Sangotedo.

Great minds like you I presume. smiley

Lol. You run at certain areas, I have never had any reason to run here. I had a colleague living at Badore and they ran steady. She was robbed too. Anywhere there is a concentration of hungry people, there would be vices. And Sangotedo/remote Island isn't left out from that list. More reason you are staying in an "estate". You had to add the ESTATE.
Car TalkRe: How To Use The Recirculate Button In Your Vehicle by GEEBITE: 2:20pm On Jun 27, 2023
You dont need to insult the person that posted. Do you know him/her personally to affirm that the person doesn't own a car. Like it is a big deal to own a car.
RingRoadMafia:
Keep shut, you nor geh car.

This same pic was posted by in 2021.
https://www.nairaland.com/6701398/what-function-button-car

If you wan open thread, open thread and go. Don't come and sprinkle it with little lies here and there. Who dash monkey banana?
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Speaker, Tajudeen Yusuf Visits Buhari In London by GEEBITE: 9:05am On Jun 27, 2023
3 refineries where. You guys hyped this man to failure. The only refiinery linked to his tenure as minister is Kaduna that its construction even started before his appointment as the minister.
tommy589:
He borrowed grin

Under him as petroleum minister 3 refineries were constructed and he did not cut corners or received thank you gifts grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Gets Emotional On Condolence Visit To Raymond Dokpesi's Family by GEEBITE: 11:41am On Jun 26, 2023
Evil wife? Who did she kill.Also state the ministry or agency funds she embezzled.
Debater:
Oga mi Raymond, Rest in Peace sir

Hmmm
So professional embezzlers can REALLY get emotional? shocked
Well, done, the worst First Lady in Nigeria's history
Good husband, Evil wife
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Gets Emotional On Condolence Visit To Raymond Dokpesi's Family by GEEBITE: 11:36am On Jun 26, 2023
Dont mind him. Language is an art not science.

Also, second language speakers struggled mostly because they are so immersed in their own language that they practically think with it when trying to communicate in the other acquired language.

The Dutch folks give me headache when i listen to them speak English. They are even worse than the Spannsh people whose language is not as close to the English like the Dutch.
damosky12:
Your punctuations are in shambles. Your expressions are pedestrian and clumsy. But, you are here linking intelligence to the ability to speak a language that isn't native to you. The irony!
EducationRe: 2023 UTME: Nkechinyere Umeh Top Scorer – JAMB by GEEBITE: 7:28am On Jun 25, 2023
Stephen Aguele and John Fulfilment are both from Edo state. Their states of origin is on Jamb info board. So the top 6 have 2 Igbos,2 Yorubas an 2 Edos with clisely matched scores. Just 5 marks separate all of them .
Isuku01:
Baba one Edo dey.
Aguele Stephen na Ishan.

Edo although small dey always try dey in between them.
Truly Edo risi agbon.

We are the Peoples of the Old Benin Empire.
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Lifts 4th FA Cup After 43yrs, Qualifies For CAF Cup (pics) by GEEBITE: 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2023
So it is really true Victor Moses is from Benin and the assylum story of Southern Kaduna victim of ethnic cleansing is a scam. Another Mo Farrah in the making .
freshkpomo:

My team is back, thanks obaseki... I try for this one.





If they went through insurance then they surely will. Victor Moses still plays for BJ at upper when he is around, Aghauwa still trained with the Police team at OGIDA till he hanged his boot
CrimeRe: Police Arrested Me Because A Married Friend Visited My Hotel Room - Ayo Sogunro by GEEBITE: 7:51am On Jun 22, 2023
The hubby has been very suspicious of the wife and had probably hacked her phone to get the info about her movements accurate.
mozona:
the husband don dey follow the woman,
beside that the woman in question is cheating on her husband.
EventsRe: How Partying Is Ruining Some Nigerians Financially by GEEBITE: 3:14pm On Jun 21, 2023
Shoes 5k? That must be a bathroom slippers.
As an undergrad in the 90s it is difficult to get a shoe of 5k even in an open market like Mandilas on the island .
helinues:
How many parties do you attend in a month, for the party goers, average of 4 times. You will buy cloth, sew it, probably buy new shoe, gift the celebrant something, spray them money when they are dancing all because of plate of rice with chicken and 5 bottles of beer.

Do the maths, cloth 20k( level dey but on average), new shoe 5k, gifts 5-10k, spraying of money 5k. Let's say N35k.

Please how much are they selling food at restaurants abi na how much beer cost for bars that you are wasting your hard earned money on partying?

Don't get me wrong, partying is part of social life but it shouldn't be a hobby cos it's expensive. That money could have done something meaningful than wasting it on hours event .

How about the preparation for the party, imagination of who would be at the venue and how to relate, infact, you might even meet those who have been looking for you for long as some people have now turned begging to a professional job.

It doesn't worth it
PoliticsRe: Profile Of DIG Egbetokun Olukayode Adeolu, Acting Inspector General Of Police by GEEBITE: 10:08am On Jun 20, 2023
You are right to some extent.
soccerlite:
What am saying is that if you change your field you should atleast certify yourself a little in your new adopted profession


A maths grad who has joined the police should get some certification in law, criminology, security etc
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by GEEBITE: 9:46am On Jun 20, 2023
COA Lagbaja even though he bears a Muslim name is a Christian.
LivingSage:
https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1671037575161626625
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga Defends Tinubu's Appointment Of Service Chiefs by GEEBITE: 9:37am On Jun 20, 2023
Chief of Army Staff is a practising Christian dont let the Taoreed first name fool you. Same wirh the outgoing Chief of Air Staff Amao who bears Isiaka but a member of winners chapel.
deeva2:
National Security Adviser - NE Muslim

Chief of Defence Staff - NW Christian

Chief of Army Staff - SW Muslim

Chief of Naval Staff - SE Christian

Chief of Air Staff - NW Muslim

Chief of Intelligence - SS Christian

Inspector General of Police - SW Christian.

SHAME ON THOSE CRYING ISLAMIZATION..
PoliticsRe: Profile Of DIG Egbetokun Olukayode Adeolu, Acting Inspector General Of Police by GEEBITE: 7:43am On Jun 20, 2023
So there is no life after retirement. Do you know the different degrees Frank Mba possesses . They do that in case of premature retirement that can come at any time at some partticular levels.
soccerlite:
A police officer mathematics grad doing pgd in petroleum economist and MBA

Npf is a vague institution
PoliticsRe: Reuters: Baba Go-fast? Nigeria's Tinubu Stuns Wary Investors With Quick Reforms by GEEBITE: 10:47am On Jun 16, 2023
Dont mind that pseudo economist who does not undertand the basic fundamentals that it is investor's confidence as well as rule of law are the principal drivers of FDI.
plrvipclub:
I think the "Back Logs" that they kept talking about and rightly so, are monies of foreign companies (eg airlines) that are stuck in the Nigerian economy sue to the policies of the Geniuses Emefiele and Buhari. Nothing is enough to ensure confidence from foreign investors, except knowing that they can easily cash out their gains.

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