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Politics / Re: Gov.fashola,asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Get N600 Million Bullet Proof Jeeps by geeez: 1:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
2011 news opening a post at 1.21pm, October 17, 2013

Does your governor drive around in a convertible?

Tell me a bullet can pierce through the windows of his car

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions N235.5b Steel Factory by geeez: 12:00pm On Oct 18, 2013
a.dee42:
Ajaocuta steel factory is in a sorry state n functionless. Now we r about to add anoda to it.

This is a private project

You don't have to make your naivety public

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions N235.5b Steel Factory by geeez: 11:59am On Oct 18, 2013
God bless Yoruba land

It started under OGD but perfected under the SIA administration

The DAWN agenda is on course

We have everything we need to develop Yoruba land from the resources to the man power.

We will give GEJ more reasons to visit and commission more projects before his tenure elapses.

The SW will increase Nigeria’s GDP and consequently IGR in the states of Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo and Osun.

Ogun o ni baje

Yoruba land o ni baje

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Politics / Re: Why Festus Odimegwu Resigned As NPC Boss by geeez: 9:47am On Oct 18, 2013
If you're not moving to a better job, chances are that your resignation is to forestall a sack

The man has been very reckless and irresponsible

He demanded N600bn to conduct a census when the so-called First Class graduate could not think of integrating data already captured by INEC with a view to integrating data already documented and registering only the unregistered

He also openly criticised the last census reports setting himself up for the inevitable hammer

I personally suggest that someone from a minority ethnic group like the Tiv or Idoma should replace him because no matter what the results are, it will be disputed if conducted by a Hausa, Yoruba or Igbo

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Crime / Re: Businessman Murdered In Lagos For Refusing To 'Settle' Area Boys by geeez: 11:38am On Oct 16, 2013
taiocol: do u look like one wit a Brain

If you don't know him personally, then you're the one without a brain

You insinuated that the suspects are Yorubas when they are obviously Igbo

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Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by geeez: 8:10pm On Oct 15, 2013
You marry their men and they will dip you in concentrated acid

You marry their women and they will hide themselves and demand a ransom

Who are they?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by geeez: 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2013
Who knows? She could be having an affair with the okada rider

According to a BBC report which first broke this news, incidents like these are becoming very rampant in the south east region

This is just the height of it and the second report I've read in two months about someone hiding him/herself and demanding ransom from his/her family

Recently a seven man gang was busted for kidnapping an LG chairman in Lagos. The cowardly man is at large while his wife, Chigozie, is languishing in police detention. He has a hotel which he used as a smokescreen to cover his nefarious acts. A lot of these guys open unprofitable business ventures from sales of electronics, spare parts and cars, including owning substandard hotels but engage in criminal acts to support their flamboyant lifestyle

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Religion / Slaughter Houses For Muslims In Nigeria by geeez: 12:19pm On Oct 15, 2013
Although I am a Christian and I was raised one and will probably die one, there are some things I admire about Islam

The religion's attitude to life and death is particularly awesome. I've often wondered why a corpse will be kept for weeks and sometimes months following a person's demise. Islam also teaches humility and although Christianity does too, it is very evident in the practice of Islam where everyone in a mosque sits on the floor, share and exhibit love among themselves.

Regarding the slaughter of animals especially at a time as this, I have no objections but a true muslim will not even buy diary products such as beef, mutton etc over the counter since you cant tell whether or not the animal was already dead before it was cut for sale.

I think, like in the UK, we should have our halal/haram slaughterhouses. Now these slaughterhouse, in the Nigerian context can have their own supply of animals, permitted for consumption in Islam and will engage in the killing of animals for consumption, including at salah periods such as this. Some big mosques can have their own slaughterhouses too. This does not in any way stop the sale and purchase of live animals such as sheep and cattle.

I'm usually perturbed when I see people put knives to the necks of animals in their homes (and this goes out to all religions). I think there should be abattoirs for those that desire fresh diary (point and kill grin)which invariably might be more expensive than buying already butchered animals over the counter

Just my thoughts but its open for discussion

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Politics / Re: Lagos, Oando Complete N3.2b Power Plant by geeez: 9:27am On Oct 11, 2013
Last year a 10MW power plant was built for €12m (N2.6bn) in a country that had the technical and material requirements - Germany

http://cleantechnica.com/2012/06/14/watch-the-construction-of-a-10-mw-solar-power-plant-in-germany/

This is a 10.34MW plant for N3.2bn in a developing country

Inflation Rate in Nigeria between last year and this year stood at 8.7%

So tell me what makes the Power Plant overpriced?

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Politics / Re: Lagos, Oando Complete N3.2b Power Plant by geeez: 9:09am On Oct 11, 2013
The Lagos Island IPP (over 11MW) currently powers the State House, Island Maternity, General Hospital, The High Court and the street lights in and around Marina and stretching to Eko Bridge

This Power Plant will serve the secretariat and provide electricity for street lights around Alausa and all the way to Ikeja

More plants will be built to serve public buildings and eventually industrial areas

This will free up electricity for commercial and residential areas

Slowly but surely we are on the right path towards addressing the most critical infrastructural need which the FG has consistently failed to address

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Politics / Re: Lagos Govt Never Closed Our Church - The Lord's Chosen by geeez: 8:13am On Oct 11, 2013
We didn't close it

We just shut it

I'm sure this guy is thinking of his Sunday revenue and not the environmental issues they were slammed with

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Computers / Re: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by geeez: 8:10am On Oct 11, 2013
FP

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Crime / Re: Plumber Excretes 57 Wraps Of Cocaine At Lagos Airport by geeez: 8:10am On Oct 11, 2013
Ogechukwu, the plumber and his underground storage tank of cocaine

Now he returns to his village in a Range Sport at the end of the year and tells his folks that he owns Lagos

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Politics / Re: Lagos, Oando Complete N3.2b Power Plant by geeez: 8:06am On Oct 11, 2013
Those who have chosen to hate us, question our development, poke fingers at our system of governance and slander our ways of life can continue to do so

Well I have news for them, the more they resent us for developing our land, the more we will give them reasons to resent us


It's in our DNA to develop

We are wired to leave anywhere we find ourselves better than we met it

That's the Yoruba spirit

That's the Odua ingenuity

Yoruba land o ni baje

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Politics / Re: Lagos-badagry Expressway To Be Closed On Sunday by geeez: 7:48am On Oct 11, 2013
Almost there

Steadily but surely, we are delivering Nigeria's first modern rail network

This is the first of many and we will continue to develop our region and leave legacies that our children and their children will be proud of.

Eko o ni baje

Yoruba land o ni baje

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Computers / 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by geeez: 7:31am On Oct 11, 2013
A primary six pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, has emerged one of the youngest pupils to obtain the Microsoft Certified Professional certificate, SAMUEL AWOYINFA reports

A nine-year-old pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, Jomiloju Tunde-Oladipo, has emerged the youngest Nigerian Microsoft certified professional.

He came tops among 21 pupils who sat for the professional examination in Lagos.

He is now a Microsoft office specialist in office word 2010.

Jomiloju scored 769 out of 1,000 in the examination held in August.

In his examination score report, the slim-built boy performed well in Sharing and Maintaining Documents, Formatting Content, Applying Page Layout, and Reusable Content, among other subjects.

By the feat, Jomiloju has joined the league of young Microsoft certified professionals, including Nigeria’s 10-year-old Anjolaoluwa Seyi-Ojo;  an eight-year-old Indian, Lavishnashree, and two Pakistanis, named Arfa and Thobani.

Microsoft Certified Professional is a certification programme provided by Microsoft Corporation. The certification is tailored towards building skills on Microsoft business solutions, focusing on client-end operating systems such as windows XP, Vista, Windows7 among others.

Jomiloju, whose certificate was signed by the Chief Executive Officer, Microsoft Corporation, Steven Ballmer, says he did not achieve this feat easily, but through persistence and hard work.

He says, “It was not all that easy, because I had attempted the examination last year, I did not make it then. But I remained focused and I put in a lot of hard work.

“At home and in the school, I am always on the computer. After school hours, if am not doing anything, I will go to my Information Communication Technology teacher, to learn more.”

Jomiloju sat for the examination when he was in primary Five.

Relating his experience, Jomiloju says, “In all, I answered 20 questions, after answering a question, the computer takes you to another one. And at times, there will be an instruction to skip the next question. But the programme still directs one to come back to those questions one had earlier skipped.”

But was he really scared having failed once to meet the cut off mark? He stresses that he was really afraid due to his earlier experience but he was optimistic of having success, because according to him, he has prepared well.

He also gives kudos to his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Tunde-Ladipo, for their support and imbuing in him the ‘can do’ spirit in achieving the success.

He says, “My mum and dad were very supportive. They always tell me never to give up and eventually it paid off. Moreover, they had bought the latest Dell laptop. Again, I am always fascinated about computer. The way it works and the process, and the way it organises data.”

Jomiloju who is a left-handed writer, according to his parents, has been a gifted child. He has always been in love with gadgets. His mum, Toyin, says, “Jomiloju since he was baby had loved playing with gadgets, he was never interested in toys. He would pick up remote controls for both TV and air-conditioner, and he would correctly use them for their specific functions.”

His father adds, “It is not that we are unnecessarily indulging him but he is such a brilliant child. He’s multi-talented. He plays the saxophone, he’s good on keyboard, he acts very well and he’s a good swimmer.

“Each term, he participates in school drama and quiz. He also gets prizes in other subjects, apart from ICT.”

Does Jomiloju want to pursue a career in software/hardware project like Bill Gates and Steve Job?  Spotting an innocent smile, the youngster nods his head in affirmative.

His school administrator, Mrs. Adesimbo Banjo, who speaks glowingly about Jomiloju, says the feat recorded by her pupil is a tonic for other pupils.

His ICT teacher, Mr. Mathew Alo, also commends Jomiloju for the feat.

He adds, “Jomiloju was taught all the necessary things he needed to know and he came out as the most outstanding among  20 others from different schools in Lagos.

His class teacher, Mrs. Elizabeth Ogunrinola, says Jomiloju takes his studies seriously. She states, “He is not only good in ICT, but in other subjects. He is hard working and well behaved.”

For Jomiloju, he’s not resting on his oars yet, as he says he is still going to seek more Microsoft certifications.

“I still want to sit for more examinations. I will still do excel and power points,” he says.

http://www.punchng.com/news/boy9-becomes-nigerias-youngest-microsoft-certified-professional/

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Politics / Re: Unemployment Worse Under Jonathan: National Planing Commission. by geeez: 9:57pm On Oct 10, 2013
lagosph: We cannot asses Jonathan on 2011 unemployment statistic, he just started the race. let's have 2013 and 2012 and compare with 2011. Then we can judge his performance.

He was sworn in as acting President in Feb 2010 and as President in May 2010

In the next 7 months, he would have been President for 4 years

So tell me more ...

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Politics / Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by geeez: 9:48pm On Oct 10, 2013
drnoel:
Yes, I agree but it will not be meant to carry loads like someone here mentioned market women with their big baskets of pepper.

A cable car, like an elevator, will not move when the load is more than it can support

Simple technology. As simple as having a scale under the floor

Gerrit?

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