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Travel / Re: Relocating To Abuja From Lagos by geeez: 8:07pm On Nov 12, 2013
Ok
Politics / Re: Bill Gates Visits Fashola. PICS.... by geeez: 7:55pm On Nov 12, 2013
With BRF, Bill Gates looks like he was visiting the president of a developed country

With GEJ, he looked like he is in a third world with people begging for aid

Everything about BRF is truly presidential from his poses to his gestures.

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Politics / Re: For Biafrans And Friends Pf Biafra Witter Tuesday Is Here! by geeez: 5:11pm On Nov 12, 2013
@OP, are you Thomas Onyema?

Seen a couple of tweets but you're not even trending yet
Politics / Re: Suspect Invests N2.3m In Cocaine Business by geeez: 3:15pm On Nov 12, 2013
Polio:
Destruction of course!

I taya o

She wan repackage am?
Politics / Re: I’ve Sold Stolen Cars To Politician, Lecturers –suspect by geeez: 3:14pm On Nov 12, 2013
IGBO-SON:


^^^Care to tell us who you refer to in this post of yours? smiley

Criminals of course

Did I describe anything that looks like you?
Culture / Re: Why Would A Human Being Classify Another As An Outcast "Osu" ? by geeez: 3:09pm On Nov 12, 2013
And they cry wolf when they are deported

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Deport More Ibos If Ngige Lose The Election. by geeez: 3:03pm On Nov 12, 2013
Chuksphil2go: Yoruba and igbos who beg pass hahahahahah.....they have sold all dia fadas lands to igbos now they are buried beside soakpits....lol

And it's interesting that we can deport you at will
Politics / Re: Coscharis Motors Unable To Provide To EFCC Bank Transfer Information To Germany by geeez: 11:22am On Nov 12, 2013
They are still looking for paper to print the account statement

But we don't need paper in Lagos to get the fraudster to tell us why he used the name of our progressive state to perpetrate his nefarious crime
Politics / Re: Breaking... Ex-oyo Hos, 11 Others Remanded Over N5.6bn Pension Scam by geeez: 11:19am On Nov 12, 2013
justplainpaul: Shut up, okpa, you talk too much. you're just another yoruba idiott that will cause jeopardy to the Nigerian economy if allowed power.

I'm already there

So do your best to take me out na

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Politics / Re: Suspect Invests N2.3m In Cocaine Business by geeez: 11:15am On Nov 12, 2013
wazoboy: is her boyfrend a Yoruba man?

I can assure you he's not but from the same state as her

He will also be caught soon and ahead of his return home to show off how much of Lagos he owns

Politics / Re: My Performance Has Become Hot Potato For My Critics –fayemi by geeez: 10:02am On Nov 12, 2013
An IGR of N600m monthly is higher than Anambra's at N450m monthly

If he can continue at this pace, the state will soon cross the N1bn mark like Osun State has

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Politics / Re: Breaking... Ex-oyo Hos, 11 Others Remanded Over N5.6bn Pension Scam by geeez: 9:57am On Nov 12, 2013
FreeGlobe:
I don't blame you, I blame Aregbesola for distributing opon imo to you riffraffs.

Opon Imo is not internet Enabled

You've been dumb enough for one month

Save the rest for your next village square meeting

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Politics / Re: Breaking... Ex-oyo Hos, 11 Others Remanded Over N5.6bn Pension Scam by geeez: 9:44am On Nov 12, 2013
FreeGlobe:
olodo, punch disabled the comments and later deleted the news from their website. why are they not giving this news premium like they are currently doing with Stella oduah?

How come you chose not talk about Tribune?

The truth remains that Punch broke the news before your lazy copy and paste media talked about it

Flat head

Flat brain

Flat battery

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Politics / Re: Suspect Invests N2.3m In Cocaine Business by geeez: 9:27am On Nov 12, 2013
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Politics / Re: I’ve Sold Stolen Cars To Politician, Lecturers –suspect by geeez: 9:26am On Nov 12, 2013
For the honest and good people of Lagos and the SW, you will do well to insure your cars and also be suspicious of movements of people with flat heads and dark minds

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Politics / Re: Breaking... Ex-oyo Hos, 11 Others Remanded Over N5.6bn Pension Scam by geeez: 9:13am On Nov 12, 2013
In Yorubaland, we do not celebrate crime or criminals

I can bet no Yoruba man, woman, boy, girl, student, activist or politician will ever queue on the streets with banners in support of these suspects

God bless the Yoruba race

God bless Yoruba land


FreeGlobe: This is exactly my problem with Lagos/Ibadan tribalistic media, they are now feigning ignorance of this fraud, the Punch's, PremiumTimes and thier likes. oh I forgot, "a bulletproof car was bought for Stella oduah" and must be scrutinized and sanctioned to the finest detail. smh

You're dull and must have hit your flat head as a kid, it's in the Punch and Tribune newspapers if you can afford to buy copies or at least check online

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Politics / Re: Suspect Invests N2.3m In Cocaine Business by geeez: 7:53am On Nov 12, 2013
Investor
Politics / Suspect Invests N2.3m In Cocaine Business by geeez: 7:53am On Nov 12, 2013
A 38-year-old woman, Ulomma Ezeji, says she invested N2.3m in buying cocaine with the hope of making a high profit when it is sold.

Ezeji made this confession to officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency after her arrest at the departure hall of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.

She was caught with 645 grammes of cocaine hidden in her hand bag during the outward screening of passengers on a Turkish airline flight. The flight was Turkey-bound.

NDLEA Airport Commander, Mr. Hamza Umar, confirmed the arrest.

He said, “Ezeji was found in possession of powdery substance that tested positive to cocaine on her way to Turkey.

“We also gathered that she had invested N2.3m into the drug business in anticipation of making high profit. The drug, which was carefully hidden in her hand bag, was detected during screening of passengers.”

Ezeji, a native of Imo state, said she was convinced by her boyfriend to invest in drug trafficking because of the high profit in it.

She said, “I am a trader. I import ladies hand bags, shoes and clothes, but I make little profit in my business. My boyfriend told me that I can make four times my capital in one successful drug deal.

“He has been persuading me for long. I decided to give it a trial to expand my capital base. I invested N2.3m in the deal.

“Somebody was to receive the drug in Turkey and give me my share of the money with which I had planned to buy goods in France.”

NDLEA Chairman, Mr. Ahmadu Giade, said that those who wished to make money from drug trafficking would end up like Ezeji.

He said, “The agency is not oblivious of the tricks employed by drug traffickers. As the end of the year approaches, we are prepared to counter all plans of drug cartels. Anyone planning to smuggle drugs in anticipation of becoming rich will only end up in prison.”
Politics / Re: I’ve Sold Stolen Cars To Politician, Lecturers –suspect by geeez: 7:50am On Nov 12, 2013
Politics / I’ve Sold Stolen Cars To Politician, Lecturers –suspect by geeez: 7:44am On Nov 12, 2013
Operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad in Lagos State have arrested three men for buying and selling stolen cars.

According to Police authorities, the suspects, Paul Chukwu, Chika Eze and Ifeanyi Ekene are not robbers, but buyers, who buy stolen vehicles from a group of armed robbers at cheap prices only to sell them for high profit.

PUNCH Metro was told that the suspects usually issue fake documents to buyers after every transaction.

It was learnt that one of the suspects had sold stolen vehicles to a serving member of the House of Representatives, a lecturer and a lawyer in Ebonyi State.

Ekene, who claimed to be 32 years old, said, “I am from Anambra State, but I sell auto spare parts in Alagbado area of Lagos. I used to buy used vehicles from Dubai but a friend of mine, Ifeanyi, who is based in Akure, introduced me to some people who sell cars at cheaper prices.

“I asked if they were armed robbers and they said no, that they only use master keys to open cars and steal them. The first car they gave me was a Toyota Corolla 2008 model which they sold to me for N400,000 but the market value is about N2.5m.

“Later, they gave me three Volkswagen Vento cars for N350,000 each. The market value is actually N600,000. They sold me a Toyota Camry 1998 model for N300, 000. They also gave me a Nissan Pathfinder and a Toyota Highlander for N700, 000 each. I made over 100 per cent profit on each vehicle.”

Asked how he usually sold the car to members of the public without arousing suspicion, the suspect said he usually changed the number plates and regularised the documents through the help of some customs-licensed agents in the state.

Ekene said, “Nigeria is one of the easiest places to sell a stolen car. Japanese vehicles like Toyota and Nissan are in high demand and they move quickly. When the robbers bring the vehicles, they remove the number plate. What I do later is to go to Berger, give an agent N10,000 to help me do vehicle papers.

“A number plate costs about N32,000 to do. If the stolen vehicle is engraved with the old number, I take the vehicle to a workshop in Ladipo Market where a panel beater will help me to remove the old number.”

Another suspect, Chukwu, a car dealer, said he sold stolen vehicles to a federal lawmaker, lecturers and pastors.

He told PUNCH Metro that he suspected that the vehicles were stolen because they were very cheap.

He said, “I usually go to Benin Republic to buy vehicles and I pay security operatives N35,000 to help me smuggle the cars in because no one stops them on the road. It was a friend, Uche that introduced me to an armed robber, Ozo, in Lagos.

“Ozo sold a Toyota RAV4 and a Toyota Camry to me for N200, 000 each at that time; I did not know he was a robber until one day.

“While I was driving with him in a car, he came down from the vehicle, brought out a gun and snatched a Toyota J4 Cruiser from somebody. That was when I knew that he was a robber.

“At that point, I said I wouldn’t patronise him anymore. After I had cut ties with him, police arrested him and he implicated me.”

Eze, on his part, bought a Toyota J4 Cruiser from the robbers at the cost of N500, 000. PUNCH Metro learnt that the second-hand market value of the vehicle was N4m.

“I suspected that the vehicle was stolen but I was broke. I sold the vehicle the same week at N700, 000,” he said.

Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, told PUNCH Metro that the Toyota J4 cruiser had been recovered, while efforts were on to recover the others.

Braide said, “The robbers that stole the vehicles had been charged to the court. These receivers will be charged to the court as well.”
Crime / Re: My Abductors Asked For N100m, I Offered N1bn – GUO Motors Boss by geeez: 7:01am On Nov 12, 2013
Heebs and comedy

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Politics / Re: Revenue Received By Governor Peter Obi Of Anambra State. by geeez: 9:53pm On Nov 11, 2013
How is Anambra's IGR N2.5bn monthly?

The state's IGR is between N400m and N500m every thirty days

At N500m/month, the state would have generated only about twice Lagos's IGR per month in 8yrs (N48bn)

http://allafrica.com/stories/201304030103.html

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Politics / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8 Hours Of Work? by geeez: 8:54pm On Nov 11, 2013
mekaboy:

Why wont they patronize innoson?

What is Innoson?

Assembled Chinese cars rebranded

If Enugu government isn't patronizing them, why should Yoruba governments

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Education / Re: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by geeez: 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2013
How I wished NL could do that too?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8 Hours Of Work? by geeez: 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2013
The ubiquitous danfo buses are very obnoxious and they are mostly an eyesore and epitomize recklessness

Government should let bus owners form cooperatives and invest in BRT buses

LAMATA should thereafter be responsible for ensuring only buses that meet a minimum requirement in terms of functionality and aesthetics are allowed to ply the roads

By now, Lagos, Ogun or Oyo State should have partnered with the bus manufacturers and invested in the construction of assembly plants and source some parts locally
Nairaland / General / Re: Poor Turn Out At Mtn's Loud In Naija Tour In Ibadan by geeez: 12:05pm On Nov 11, 2013
Lair

Pictures please

I was in Ibadan at that time for a wedding and I was invited by a friend and the crowd was massive
Politics / Re: Awolowo Is Responsible For The Developments In Today's Western States - Clark by geeez: 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2013
dozzybaba: Who is Awo

The man responsible for the developments in today's Western Nigeria

The man is the reason why you see a visit to Lagos the same way we treat a trip to New York

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Politics / Re: Traffic Violation: Fashola Declares War Against Military, Policemen by geeez: 5:13pm On Nov 09, 2013
This man is very presidential

Intelligent and assertive

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Culture / Re: Lists Of Yoruba Names And Their English Meaning. by geeez: 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2013
GSKing: @op what about OSHINAIKE = it came from nyash

It's a Yoruba name but that's how it's translated in my language...

Ojukwu means face of death in Yoruba

Igbo means grass in Yoruba

Better now?

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