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EXLOVER:
By 20/12/2020 i will be a billionaire both offline and online.



By 15/06/2020 i will buy nairaland and convert it to a dating site.


By 3/01/2021 i will marry my girlfriend

By 01/01/2060 you will have sense.

Impregnable101:
Did jenny rubbed groundnut oil on her bwest?

Grace just follow whizkid cause the boy is not that talented

Grace just follow you too..you're not that worthy of being alive

Riele:
He was a pastor ! Wasn't he prayerful enough ? .

God , why did you let this happen ? .
What reply will his family give to those who taunts ? .

God , sometimes , you make me doubt your existence .

I'm so sad . I also lost a best friend today . He too served you .

I dedicate this FTC to my friend Isaac . May his gentle soul rest in peace .

Everybody dies ,but not everybody lives

Are u kidding me?

I would never cheat on my wife

Mightyhaiz:
Mbuzo






In omasholas voice

Chiwawa
In tacha's voice*

Ori yin ti gbale

Be like dem don start o.Dem don off our light ds morning

No b by transportation, na God's grace.

They arent his parent I guess

Naija itself is a blackout

You nd your husband..e ti jo ya werey papo

Lenient001:
Those whores go dey glad somewhere now as their doll partner dey praise them.. inside life.
All I know for sure be that me go watch judgement sha

U sef will b judged

Nonsense

Kylekent59:
If this news is true, then it's a shame.

Before hailing the guy, try and reason this:

Imagine you being the president of a company and you have a son and a daughter aged 22 and 26, then a guy walks in for employment and eventually pass the test and interview.

Three months later, you hear he has pregnanted your daughter, won't that be a shame to you??

The said player is an ingrate also, but let's not blame him because it is very difficult to control Kongi.

It could have been the daughter that wanted it and ended up getting pregnant. I wonder what was going on as the guy was digging deeper and deeper into her honeypot??

Well the truth remain, he is a player and remains a player. Sure citizenship and visa loading.....


See as him take japaa from Nigeria finally.

Love has no bounds.

ucham:
But, shey you know say as at now, Naija musicians better pass Cardi B ba? You Don hear her songs before? So so vulgarity and curse words. Abi how you see am?

Who b ds

I'm willing to pay you 1 trillon zimbabwe dollars

mcbliss:
M reading this creepy thread at nyt, hmmm. Hu send me !

Creepy asf...It got to a stage,I just had to close the page.

Ds girl is mentally ill

bukkielee:
Mr Perferct, your spellings are also not correct.

his english too

TechCapon:
That's the problem with going into a field that is not your calling. She's simply not talented enough to grab attention of the top labels. Efe made the same mistake and squandered the whole money he got from bbnaija. The only bbnaija housemate that commands respect from *reasonable people* is Miracle. No scandals, no nonsense, just pursuing his future and his career. He doesn't even care about all these fake endorsements flying around

She is really talented...It's not her time yet.

Make she wait small.Eyan le blow any goddamn time.

Mo fe do e

Ds one weak me

Age 11 ..ability to emulate pastor wilson.

Death penalty should be the reward for any government that performs below par too...As u dey comot for office laidis,na to go hang your neck for air.

soilsista:
This is the best News ever! They way they were so convinced that their "Bunny" would perform and we wouldn't do anything about it. Because bona they are what exactly?

Their delusion is beyond redemption

Go monate maaaaarn!!

If dem born you well,come to Nigeria

Ds girl wey b like tall demon

Local man cannot relate

Erasing their existence

KingAzubuike:
Lol tacha the cheap Instagram ashawo... With as little as 2k you can have a good shortime with her. Day break na like 7k or so.. I have a couple of friends in portharcourt who have bedded her before.

Ds is a lie.

Shibaraba:
Sat with him once. On a train. We had the nicest of chats.
We spoke about buhari, Evans and even the cost of rice. He told me he wishes to come to Nigeria that he learnt that our ladies obows are one of a kind. I even opened a nairaland account for him. Nice guy.

Let's begin our day with lies. Nigeria itself na lie

Werey ma ree

fairfora:
Reminiscent of one of the songs during my nysc days...when corper marry soldier...peeps complete it

Dem go born buhari