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naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Abegi! Make we hear word. When guy go carry girl go flenjour, jaiye & go even dey gv her money 4 hair, cab etc, y dem no complain? Nw when d guy ask 4 returns 4 investment, dem start 2 dey vex. D fact say na Xmas no mean say guys b Santa Claus. If u no lyk make we guys dey ask u 2 com our house open puna, do wat ur counterparts 4 Yankee dey do... Go Dutch & stop askn us 4 money. Shikena

Mariamoyiza:
Sia:big girls cry

My favorite song on "1000 forms of death" was hostage cos it seemed she had issues with her voice when dey were recording bt she still sang lyk dt. All in all it was a fantastic album deserving of a Grammy if nt because of Sam smith's awesomeness.

C u again,- wiz Khalifa, Charlie puth
luv me lyk u do - ellie Goulding
Zero- Chris brown
Hello - adele
When we were young- adele
Post 2 b- Omarion, Chris Brown, jhene aiko
Earned it- d wknd
D hills- d wknd
Classic man- jidenna
King kunta - Kendrick lamar
Wildest dream- Taylor Swift
Am I wrong - nico & vinz
Rude- magic
Narea- sauti sol
Isabella- sauti sol
Cara cara- KO, kid x
Nobody bt me - Vanessa more, KO etc dem too plenty.
As 4 9ja songs,i no too feel dem cos let's face it; we r kinda crappy cos mostly dey lack lyrical content bt som were OK sha
Yayo - phyno
Connect - phyno
Soke- burna boy
All eyes on me - burna boy, Aka, dales
Karashika - falz, phyno, chigurl
Aw- dija (d bridge & chorus try small)
Ordinary people - asuquo Cobhams (just heard it dis year, bt dt song is d best I've heard 4rm a 9ja artiste in a long time)
All odas (d gbim gbim, gba gba) na 4 club & party tym. Nothing else
Unfortunately I've nt yet listened 2 darey's "naked". I'm sure d dude wld hv killed it.

All na lie. E no fit happen. Make we use brain think. When buhari b military head of state with total dictatorial power, im islamize naija? If im no do am then, y im go do am now? Even then, idiagbon (anoda Muslim) b 2nd in command, dem no turn naija 2 Islamic Republic, y dt 1 go come happen 4 democracy ehn? FFK dey Eva talk sense 4 im lyf? Make we no mind d fool joor.

Mr. Oga don talk im own. Make I talk my own too....... U c I'm a very simple man by nature....... When I feel hungry, I eat food
When I feel thirsty/sad, I drink water, drinks/alcohol depending on situation .
So therefore, it is logical dt when I feel Hot, I shld fvck a female with a condom. No b because of 1 yeye overrated abstinence & virginity wey pple dey torture demselves with simply because dem wan claim 1 kain"moral superiority /chastity" over odas go come make me allow bastard Konji turn me 2 crase man. #proudpunalover.

D only tin I fit talk 4 dis mata na.... Mourinho NTOOOOOOOOO. d so called special 1 don turn sackd 1. (sings) dem don sack mourinho Godwin.

CHAI!!! C as Chelsea mgt fvck up my prediction o. Me wey don talk say na 26th Dec wey dem go kpakay d sack leta gv am as Xmas gift. Anyway #hahahamourinho tinz Sha. E gud 4 am.

(fela's voice) suffer suffer 4 world (amen);enjoy 4 heaven (amen) preacher go dey yarn.
(Bob Marley's voice) most pple tnk great god wld come 4rm d sky, take away everything;make everybody feel high.

Quite funny dt som "worldly" musicians seem 2 b more honest & truthful Dan certain "men of god".

& fvckrs still wld still legalize tobacco (wt poisons lyk nicotine & tar present) & alcohol... Hypocrisy @ its peak. Drugs has & wld always b a tin of choice. No one ever forces anyone 2 use dem. Weed dt kill less peeps dn peanut allergies, pizzas & several foods. Weed dts less addictive Dan Coca-Cola. Nigerians go just dey follow oyibo wt out reasoning. D reason y dere is a "war on drugs" is because dey (USA) dnt make d best 1s. Tnk cocaine (Latin America), heroin (asia) hemp (carribeans, Latin america) ecstasy (dnt kno bt sure isn't USA). It's just a ploy 2 stop their resources 4rm flowing 4rm their country 2 oda countries. #TeamLegalizeGanja.

Lest we begin 2 rejoice, it's important 2 note dt we r nt outta d woods yet. A viper is likelier 2 strike wt 2ce its dosage of venom when cornered. Nw d military has 2 b proactive in Intel gathering. Sambisa forest needs 2 b under d control of D army. Dis sounds herculean bt is achievable. 1st d entire area needs 2 b dvded in2 sectors/area of operation (AO). Each area has 2 fall under d responsibility of a joint task force comprising of D police, NSCDC, DSS, air force & a unit of brigade size commanded by @ least a colonel. Each village in d sector of D jtf shld b covertly infiltrated by agents of d DSS (plausible avenues include d nysc program, charity & health workers, journalism). These agents when placed properly shld develop an Intel gathering network & relay their findings 2 d jtf hq . 4 areas in close proximity 2 hq , physical presence of mostly D police /soldiers shld b maintained 2 serve as a tripwire in case of audacious attacks by d OPFOR. Meanwhile quick response forces shld b kept on standby 4 immediate deployment (preferably by helicopter ) in d event of attack pending deployment of D main arm of D army. Care however shld b taken dt d ETA of d QRFs b established 2 D various sectors b4 hand & adequate response preparations made in anticipation. Afta securing d villages, D 2nd phase is introduced. Surveillance of "black areas "- unmanned areas of vast mined forests hiding bh camps & routes. 2 combat dis, overhead aerial surveillance by drones needs 2 b employed by d air force. Special reconnaissance teams need 2 b inserted 2 cover ground surveillance. Abt 4 teams /sector seems sufficient. Each team shld consist of 10-15 men commanded by a captain /major. These men have 2 b trained in advanced infantry skills & must b proficient in jungle warfare, evasion, woodcraft, mountaineering, close quarter combat & @ least 1 man in each team must b fluent in d local language, part of dis teams shld b a medic, communication xpert, ordnance xpert, Intel & op xpert. B4 insertn, care shld b taken 2 train these teams in terrains & conditions similar 2 what dey wld face in sambisa 2 facilitate rapid acclimatization in d AO. These teams r 2 recon 4 enemy activities, presence & muvmnt . Enemy contact shld b avoided hence dey shld mostly operate @ nyt. However in anticipation of D worst case scenario, escape routes & potential pick up sites shld b identified in advance. Enemies shld only b engaged when dere is risk of exposure. Periodical briefing 2 D jtf hq shld b expected. It's expected dt member of D team carries his own gear in2 d AO. Subsequent resupply shld b carried out via air drops by d air force. D air force wld also b responsible 4 strafing of targeted enemy structures such as arsenals, camps, armored vehicles etc afta visual confirmation by d ground teams of absence of civilians. Dis operations r however sensitive & therefore has 2 b hidden 4rm d public as "loose lips kill peeps". Dis is an operation carried out wt d primary purpose of actively fighting bh;going afta dem instead of waiting 4 Dem 2 attack us. It isn't somtn dt shld b carried out 2 sensationalize d masses or score brownie points against d opposition. D results shldnt b revealed/leaked 2 d media. It wld only b felt by d reduced militia activities of D sect. Compartmentalization is therefore of paramount importance so dt infiltration of 1 aspect wldnt shut odas down. Finally I would like 2 state dt until bh funding is uncovered & interdicted, dey wld still b a major force. Dt is anoda aspect dt shld run simultaneously wt d military aspect. Terrorism is a new form of warfare therefore it has 2 b combated unconventionally . Dis method isn't a quick fix/final solution 2 it bt in d long run mitigate it. D true fix lies in d improvement of society & true mental emancipation of D populace.

Lie lie saraki.... 1st class crook. Im no fit ever talk truth 4 im lyf. I just dey pray say make dem properly investigate d charge of blackmail hush money im collect 4rm Dem Dasuki & make dem no bury im cct charge. Criminal extraordinaire.

Nna men!!! FG stupid gan. Make dem free d guy joor. Dem no Sabi say dey just dey make am famous? As e bad reach, make dem giv am house arrest. My own b say make d guy no just die 4 detention o.

Eledan:
When Ironsi was treating murderers with gloves hands. Ironsi was a tribalist that refused to do what loyal officers do to coup plotters.

He imprisoned dem & was still deciding on their fate b4 d snake u currently celebrate "served justice". Meanwhile he had 2 run a country who had lost key leaders lyk d prime minister & finance minister 2 D coup. B4 u comment, ask check our ur facts. D 1st coup was initially a widely celebrated ones due 2 D mismanagement of D nation by d 1st Republic politicians. So if he had killed d plotters, he would have risked d anger of D pple & make d plotters seem lyk martyrs . Ask ur self if ironsi was a tribalist, hw come he was d 1 who stopped d coup? Y didn't he allow his "Igbo brodas" successfully carry it out completely? FYI d 1st coup wasn't an Igbo coup. Yes it was carried out by mostly junior officers of Igbo extract (a Yoruba officer was part of D plotters btw),bt it wasn't carried out 2 enthrone Igbos as Nigeria's leaders. It was confirmed by nzeogwu during his interrogation dt ironsi was on d list of pple 2 b killed in d coup bt he was alerted by 1 of D officers dt dey killed b4 his death. Secondly d coup was 2 lay d groundwork 4 awolowo (who was in jail @ dt tym) 2 bcom prime minister. Nw ask ur self again, D space between d 1st coup & d countercoup was abt 6 mnths, was dt sufficient tym 2 conclude dt ironsi wasn't going 2 execute d plotters?

Dis man is a shining beacon 2 where we missed it as a nation. He is a symbol of our sullied principles & topsy-turvy mentality. Here is a man who as a captain in d army played a shady role in d death of aguiyi ironsi & fajuyi & neva 4 1ce was he prosecuted. He is a testament 2 Nigerian penchant 4 rewarding wrongdoers & ignoring even a times punishing good doers lyk Ken saro wiwa. A man who utilized his vaulted position in government 2 enrich himself immensely &
Allocate a huge chunk of oil wells 2 himself. & Som1 in his ryt senses says dere is hope 4 dis country.... Smh

Nnamdi kanu's problem is his virulent hatred of oda ethnic groups, which could bcom his future undoing. He shld lyk mandela grow abv sectarian hate & seek just d liberation, empowerment & progress of biafra land. Also, instead of excessively castigating d FG, he shld brainstorm on workable solutions 2 D many problems facing Biafra land. All his talk abt war shld stop. War shld only b last option. Ryt nw he needs 2 focus on selling his idea 2 oda biafran & uniting dem.

I hope say im go ban dem runs girls,aristos, oloshos join because all na ashawo work . Afta all "wts sauce 4 d goose..." una Sabi d rest.

21 gun salute 2 D fallen heroes. I pray dey rest in peace. Dey shld b buried with full military honors & their families shld b well taken of. It's d least we owe these unknown heroes 4 paying d supreme price in our stead.

kinglekan:

Gemale don't waste productive time arguing with these doche bags. They only speak gibberish and since you don't speak same, you probably sound like a barbarian to them.

It's just hard u kno... It's lyk tryn 2 teach an australopithecus abt concepts lyk fire & bipedalism. Tryn 2 get dem 2 evolve bt dey still stubbornly stick 2 their crude notions.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]When they run out of idea, they will keep reposting same thing over and over again.

Dude, you're short of point. Be a real man and stop being childish, that was what I was trying to tell you at the first place.

That guy doesn't deserve such hogwash from you at all. It's only an asslicker that would find his post offensive. [/color]

So being a real man 2 u means claiming superiority over women & seeing dem as only fit 4 d kitchen? Honestly, ur reasoning is super fvckd & if it were possible, u & dt sick dude Maggs or wteva shld b stripped of ur manhood . D wretched idiot u r defending blvs women shld nt b educated because books make dem "haywire". Wt sort of fvckd up, taliban, Bokoharam - like mentality is dt? & since u support him, u wldnt educate ur daughters? So d woman discussed abt sex, so wt? We r nt In d dark ages anymore. Women have as much ryt 2 have & enjoy sex as much as we (their male counterparts). U dnt have 2 lyk it bt u just 2 accept & Liv wt it. So u support dt women shld only b seen nt heard? If yes, u r 1 hell of a sick bastard. What do u have as a man dt makes u automatically beta dan a woman? So y can't u also only b seen & nt heard. Every Nigerian (b u male, female, or child) is entitled 2 freedom of speech & expression. Ur broda in idiocy den rounded up wt his grand plan 4 women folk - a place in a man's kitchen. So her sole purpose In lyf is 2 b a man's cook ryt? She shldnt aspire 2 b more Dan dt ryt? She can't have a career ryt? She can't decide if she wants 2 b a spinster if dts her preference? D crowning point was when d mentally lacking dude listed country wt "excellent" women welfare- countries populated wt men so insecure of their manhood dey dnt let their women drive? Countries where a man gives his daughter out in marriage in a manner similar 2 selling a cow wt out any regard 4 her opinion, preferences or choice in d mata, countries wt ridiculous laws aimd @ oppressing their women & making dem 2nd class citizens in their countries. Countries dt clandestinely fund terrorist terrorist grps 2 harass countries dt have evolved beyond their backward way of thinking. Only a weak , insecure man seeks 2 control women wt an iron fist. A real man treats dem wt respect & patience knowing dt she's might b different 4rm him bt she's his equal.

searchiing4love:
THIS PEOPLE SHOULD FORGET BIAFRA. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. ONE NIGERIA IS ALL WE BARGAINED FOR FROM THE BRITISH AND LORD LUGGARD SIGNED AND STAMPED IT

Which history book did u read dt 1 4rm? D amalgamation of Nigeria was totally a British contraption forged wt out local consultation or participation with d primary aim of further exploitation of d colonies. So ur 1 Nigerian slogan is just a reminder of our inability 2 free ourselves of D chain of mental slavery & confront d fact dt we r nt truly United as a nation.

Chidozieude:
Why are these jobless IPOD youths disgracing Igbos everywhere?

Nnamdi Kanu has infected his followers with mental problems

They are just acting like psychotic imbeciles

Biafra is dead, embalmed and buried- Forever

Wrong wrong wrong! Biafra is inevitable;if nt nw, then later. Nigeria is a project bound 4 implosion. It already exhibits several signs of a failed state. D only tin holding us 2geda is crude oil. As oil prices kip crashing or d day it finishes, so wld Nigeria.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Who uses a spell checker and a dictionary, just because of a low life fellow like you? You're just too down to the bottom of iQ.

Now you can thank me for delivering you from ṣtupidity after brushing up your ignorance. [/color]

So it's ignorance 2 shorten words so as 2 save tym & kip 1's post brief in an informal chat forum? If dts d case, "enlightened 1",one needs 2 punctuate appropriately. Let me correct u 1ce again. D "i" in front of D "Q" is supposed 2 b in higher case. I jst typd dt post 2 show dt unlyk ur intellectually bereft self, I can string sentences 2geda wt coherence & wtout misspelling/blunders. So 1ce again, I celebrate u. Nt only am I teaching grammar, I'm also tryn 2 teach u some manners. However u seem 2 b lagging in dt area. When 1 does u a favor, u say "thank u". I even went on 2 tell u "u r very welcome" thinking u wld exhibit a little polish bt obviously u r an unrepentant., uncultured jerk. Dnt wori , lessons r on d house (F. O. C) & 1ce again, u r very welcome.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Look at the dumbass. Keep exposing yourself. I know you will later guff

The dimwit is afraid to type in full words, rather than to use short words to cover up his ignorance.

Is this how you write in school? Your teacher must be very disappointed in you.

See this rẹtarded ìdíot want to pressurize me, you ain't even up to par. Now you can bring it on. Useless fággot. [/color]

Seriously I celebrate you my brother (as said in C. O. Z. A). if not for anything, at least for not misspelling this time. Even though it is apparent you used the spell checker feature and a dictionary , I would like to think you are a quick study but before you begin patting yourself on the back, wait..... You committed a grammatical blunder. It is "wants" after the idiot, you sub zero IQ - having twit. I understand you probably feel foolish presently but think about how smart you already feel by just conversing with me. It should serve as a meager bit of consolation to your decimated ego. You are very welcome.

Lie lie he lie lie. Normal politician talk. CHAI!!! Oga Ben don Sabi naija politics. All na PR.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Like I said before, the asslickers will still show up, now here they.

You can squeeze all this thrash and shove it in your ass.

Useless ṣtupid dọ́lt. [/color]

Who is dis uncouth troglodyte calling me an ass licker? Dude's so dumb he misspelled TRASH. If u lyk ur self, kindly shut dt orifice of yours dts more suitable 2 b used as a septic tank. U kno dt ur self esteem is already rock bottom as it is (hence ur sexist attitude). Dnt let me tongue lash u 2day because I assure u, if I do, u might end up terminating d fvckd up existence u term ur lyf. Lay down biatch!

Mzdivacious:
thats somethong even an unmade man can do too.esp when he suceeds..we just have to take risks in life,dont we good

Truly u r nt @ fault 4 tnkn lyk dt. It's d acts of some guys dt dump women dt struggled wt dem bt nt all men r lyk dt. Lyk d dude below

Just whn I tot stupid posts lyk these were going d way of D dinosaurs on NL, 1 fella arises & disappoints me. He's obviously misinformed which is no crime bt my grouse wt him is dt he decided 2 spread his ignorance & misinformation around & further twist dis ignorance in2 propaganda by bringing in d x unknown in maths crap. Oga op d X used in Christmas is a greek abbreviation 4 Christ in kinda d same way "Jesus of Nazareth, king of D jews" is abbreviated as INRI in latin. Pls use Google more 2 avoid future mistakes lyk dis.

Levinelsonbob:
U re just hmmm! What can I say? Sorry. 'D' is not the spelling of 'the', 'wld' is not the spelling of 'would', 'pls is not the spelling of 'please','r' is not the spelling of 'are' neither is 'nutin' the spelling of notting.

[b][/b]
The correct spelling of the last word is NOTHING. For your information, I was obviously typing in abbreviation so to shorten the length of my words, which is appropriate in an informal forum like this. By the way, have u brought the books I recommended? I do not think so. Because if you did and read them, you would not continue to fall victim to such blunders.

D kind heavy lightening wey go fire d fool wey do dis rubbish & anybody wey dey protect am na product of collabo among sango, amadioha & Zeus

As Shakespeare talk 4 merchant of Venice "a Daniel is come in2 judgment". Oga don dey chest out since dey support social media bill. Abeg make dem torchlight am wella. Make cct arraign am if d allegation dey true.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]When last did you go for brain checkup?

What's all these rubbish you just type? And how does the guy deserve this hogwash?

Seriously, you need to grow up and stop buttlicking a LovePeddler to insult your fellow man. [/color]

First of all, point of correction; it's boot nt buttlick. Secondly did u read wt d ignorant jackass wrote? If u did & u c nutin wrong wt it, u deserve d same insult I gave him because u r both cut 4rm d same cloth. So because she has coital relations wt her boyfriend & mentions it, she shld b crucified abi? Where in our Constitution is mutual consensual intercourse between 2 adults an offense? He is nt worthy 2 b called a man. Thinking of women as a lesser sex makes him less than a man. U r telling me 2 grow up bt rather it's u & dt scamp who need 2 stop sleeping & realise dt dis is d 21st century. A woman isn't a robot/toy 4 u 2 control. She's an equal u regard wt d same respect u wld give 2 ur fellow man. If d Op is comfortable enuf 2 discuss her views on sex, leave her d fvck alone. Mr. Chauvinistic sexist pig A. K. A Bokoharam

prettythicksme:
Just curious about nl guys hating on ladies these days especially on romance section.U hating but yet u guys cant do without us.Guys stop spewing thrash about us cos u all came to this world through us.pls stop hating and stop calling us all sort of names! .Guys tell us y u are hating on we ladies!

because u annoy d hell outta us bt we can't seem 2 get u outta our heads. because no Mata hw much we want 2 hate u & 4gt abt u, we can't do it successfully. because u have d power 2 manipulate us easily & nutin we do seems 2 work as a remedy. because we simply can't do without u.