₦airaland Forum

CHAI!!! C sad pictures. Na y e dey advisable as combatant in military nt 2 marry. D stress go dey too much 4 u & ur spouse.

While it wld b easy 2 heap all d blame on d police, we shldnt excuse ourselves 4rm ourselves 4rm our share of D blame also. Earlier on, I suggested NLers support d #disarmroadsidepolice initiative warning dt indifference was just as bad a crime as dt carried out by d police. I went across various social media platforms canvassing 4 support bt evry1 decided 2 do wt Nigerians know hw 2 do best; siddon luk. Pls continue 2 do so. It is just a mata of tym & probability b4 u, me or any of our family members, friends or luvd 1s bcom d next victims & when dt tym comes, know dt by ur inaction, u played a small albeit significant role in d chain of events leading 2 dt. Bt if u r tired of reading such tragic news daily, do d little u can if nt 4 anything 2 @ least absolve ur conscience. Make #disarmroadsidepolice trend on d various platforms of social media & 4 those of u privileged 2 know pple in d corridors of power, alert dem 2 D injustice we r facing in d hands of those who claim dt dey r our friends. Trust me if we all work 2geda,we r powerful beyond our imagination.

Abegi just use Condom & more Dan than half of those problems listed r gone... Small thing.

Make dem Just sell d place 2 private sector. Money no dey 4 such projects.

Oga jejely go report d mistake 2 bank & if u lyk ur self. Wt buhari in power, it's bye bye 2 sharp practices because if EFCC hold u, dem go take ur nose sniff Ata gun gun.

Person wey dress lyk woman escape UK dey capable 2 fake death 4 9ja.dt man was a bona-fide crook. Bt I no tnk say na im. Im no fit still dey 9ja if I make im death.

misspresident:
who still believe in this illuminati trash?

Ignorant fools... Dts who.

lefulefu:
one thing i notice about guys addicted to alcohol and ashawos is that they always broke.some guys even dey go as far as to borrow money go run ashy

Oga dt 1 u talk na stereotype. I no fit stupid 2 D point say I go borrow money go do ashy & I no stupid 2 D point 2 dey give money anyhow 2 woman. When no b say God create me as Santa Claus 4 females. Even if Im do am, everyday no b Xmas.

Kindly point her in my direction. I wld do d 'dirty' job 4 u. Som1 has 2 do it if u r nt willing because lyf doesn't permit vacuum. In doing so, u kill 2 birds wt a stone; she's satisfied & u dnt compromise ur principles. Dnt worry I wldnt charge u; it's on d house.

Nigga u v got ur self a squirter... A real lyf cytheria. Congrats men. Dts a very rare occurrence. Hope u still dey enta am o?

Omo!!! c as she fyn. I dey trip die. If only we cld hook up... (dreaming)

As much as I'm an ardent admirer of buhari's anti corruption stance, im a slave 2 D truth, & it's dts in a bid 2 punish Dasuki, he's breaking d law & dts unacceptable. Dt d president of a Democratic society can brazenly ignore a court's order is in truth illegal interference & spells impending doom 4 our budding democracy. He is transgressing by flouting d separation of powers tenet dt prevents d executive arm of government 4rm having coercive powers over d legislature & judiciary. Dis is 2 forestall tyranny & serve as a system of check & balance 4 d president. We cannot allow dis happen because in doing so, we might b indirectly forging d chains dt may enslave us. 4 those applauding & encouraging dis action, no mata ur gud intentions, u r encouraging lawlessness & disregard 4 d laws of D law thereby rubbishing d notion dt "no 1 is above d law". because d pronouncement of a court is law. We can't disregard d law because dey r nt in our favor. If dere is a defect in d law, D NBA shld alert d legislature who wld then forge beta laws. We need 2 tnk of D repercussions of our actions in d long-term. Benjamin Franklin (a us president) once say "a man who sacrifices his freedom 4 security wld find himself wt neither." Imagine if in d future buhari does something terrible & d national assembly impeaches him bt he refuses 2 step down & he jails anybody dt protests. Who wld protect us then? A weakened, puppet judiciary whose pronouncements d president can disregard wt out consequence or sanctions? he's doing wt Pierre nkurunziza of Burundi did (disobeying court order & constitution) dt drove d country in2 war. Imagine he does exactly d same tin & uses it nt 2 step down when his tenure ends. We shld nt encourage dis action @ all in d interest of liberty & true democracy. Only d judiciary has d right 2 order d continued detention of a person.

1 of D various white elephant project Nigerian govt r well-versed in carrying out wt scarce resources.

Point of correction. She wants him 2 resign because of his refusal 2 obey court orders. Dasuki & kanu were granted bail & yet dey still remain in custody. Dis runs foul 2 D separation of powers tenet dts key 2 a Democratic govt. It is unconstitutional 4 a court order 2 b disregarded by anyone regardless of status. It smacks of impunity & contempt 4 d principle of D rule of law. I understand d president is zealous 2 rid d country of corruption & ensure pple who engage in these acts r brought 2 book, bt he's breaking d law in trying 2 do so. D same constitution he swore 2 obey & defend; he's running afoul of. Dis petition is supposed 2 call him 2 order because when a leader begins 2 disrespect d pronouncements of legal institutions such as d court's, he's on d way 2 bcom tyrannical. It wasn't a fool who said "absolute power corrupts."

Dis wld b hard 2 say bt dt guy seems shady. U wld need 2 get more information abt him nt by questioning him bt by discussing wt his acquaintances. Those pple dt commented on him being married; start a conversation wt dem wt out 1st informing dem of ur relationship wt him. Find out more abt him 4rm Dem & if possible, u can obtain pics, numbers, contacts of any of his family members (preferably parents) 4rm any of dem. Try 2 Listen in when he's receiving a call 4rm Nigeria & suggest playfully if u cld discuss wt his funds or family members back home via Skype. Ask him 2 show u throwback pics of himself preferably wt family members. D key word 4 u nw is caution. U need 2 found out a lot of truth abt dis man so u wld know 4 real who he is. Don't get me wrong I'm nt saying he's lying 2 u abt his marital status & intentions. He might b who he says he is bt it's beta 2 err on d side of caution & find out who he really is 4 ur self.

Abegi size na hype. Even when it plays a part, it's nt even d length of D organ rada its d width dt is relevant. Medically, D most sensitive parts of a woman's vagina is d outer 3 inches which almost all men can achieve while erect. D rest is due 2 factors lyk sexual skills & prowess of D man & d level of attraction of D woman 2 D man. Wetin mata na ur skill as a lover nt ur size. Dis female obsession wt size is caused by stereotypes promoted in porn flicks dey watch 4gtn dt it is showbiz ie it's acting. Afta watchn all dt, when dey r abt 2 get down wt a medium/small sized guy, dey subconsciously write him off. We men too r also 2 blame as most of us r nt knowledgeable abt having gud s3x. All we want is 2 slot our tin inside & do till we release. We mostly 4gt dt in d dynamics of intercourse, women r lyk knobs & men r lyk switches. Most times dey need 2 b turned on slowly by thorough pre-intimacy. Hw many guys can give a gud cunnilingus? Hw well r most of us males versed in G spot stimulation? Hw alert r we 2 D erogenous zones of our partners? D ansa is nt so many.

Trust Nigerians 2 develop voluntary amnesia wt dis performance. Dey wld temporarily 4gt d seasons of mediocrity & inconsistencies because of 1 gud match. Instead of us 2 encourage d guy 2 replicate & improve such performances in subsequent matches, we r quick 2 applaud & over hype his ability over a football side dts @ best average. 2 add insult 2 injury, som1 had d nerve 2 call him d African Zidane. Dts is d highest insult 2 D hallowed name of 1 of D greatest football maestros dt ever grace d game. He can't even fill d shoes if d almighty Jay Jay okocha. Mikel is a shining example of talent gone 2 waste in d dustbin of mediocrity. His performance ystrdy can't change dt. His only chance 4 redemption is 4 him 2 consistently give such stellar performances week in week out 4 club & also do d same 4 d super Eagles.

Isn't dt d same grp dt gave d Nigerian military a clean bill of health thereby contradicting a whole amnesty international wey carry out comprehensive investigative journalism find out abt human ryt abuse? Shady guys. No b only fr. Mbaka talk prophecy. Y na only him dem dey chase? Powers dt b @ work. Hw dem talk am 4 Bible again? "hand of esau bt voice of Jacob"

lanxlot:
he talk sense sha...me sha bliv in God n in miracles so I cannot stupidly ask how can? if a pastor says he covered several metres without feul...I fit jux observe am critically....doh! in summary we need more Socrates, Aristotles and Platos...Dat aside.
in response to some of the comments av read, if una like, make una talk frm nw to tomorrow...virtually all developed countries passed through dix stage. Even USA...from prescientific to scientific...2 me if naijax case is perculiar, religion isnt d peril or d bane ..examine your conscience...we say but do not act. we r selfish, we are greedy, we are corrupt, we are wicked...we are inhumane, we are foolish, extrimism contributed its quota I tend to agree...but excuse me...in its entirety don't put the blame on religion..."know thysef". Socrate.

Dts 1 of D reasons I hate d African way of tnkn. It is a mentality of enslavement & persecutes Mavericks . I 1st discovered it whilst reading chinua achebe's things fall apart. Dere was a chapter where D 9 masquerades came out 2 judge a mata & even though it was plain as day dt 1 of dem was okonkwo judging 4rm his unique gait & unusual absence 4rm d gathering , pple kept quiet & dey still referred 2 dem as d spirit of their ancestors. Later in in d books, an overzealous Christian convert unmasks a masquerade & guess wt happened? His colleagues (oda masquerades) gathered round their disgraced comrade 2 hide his identity. Later on d clan burns down d church & incurs d wrath of D white man. Even in d face of overwhelming proof dt dey were living a lie, dey still refused 2 accept & stubbornly defended their ignorance. D only thing dt changed 4rm den was dt we switched religion. We r still dt unchanging, non question asking, blindly following pple we were portrayed as in d book. Ryt 4rm d family structure, dis defect is evident. Children r expected 2 b seen nt heard & neva object 2 D wishes of their parents. Dey r taught dt wisdom is an attribute possessed only by D elderly & dey r 2 obey wt out question/inquiry because "wt an elder can c sitting, a child can't c standing". Their youthfulness is labeled stupidity. Dis exerts a domino effect 2 oda spheres of lyf such as d workplace, school, government etc. Everybody is a well trained sycophantic yes man. Nw tell me hw can development occur in such a place? Where curiosity & inquisition r nt stoked & encouraged? Where pple r nt trained 2 question d status quo wt d view of testing their validity & practicality? Hw wld solutions 4 our numerous problems arrive if questions r nt asked? U tell me.

Na Karl Marx talk am say "religion is d opiate of D pple". Make I no talk too much ; make I just sing 1/2 lines 4rm Bob Marley's redemption song- "emancipate ur self 4rm mental slavery;none bt ourselves can free our minds." words of wisdom

mark3009:
U are funny. u want people to deposit money to buy vehicles they can simply walk into any car shop and buy cash and carry. What is innoson offering that would motivate customers to wait like this. Let him go and study how kia broke into the auto market and established themselves as one of the biggest auto brands.

Maybe lower prices or beta afta sales services... Bt Nigerians sldnt let dis company die. It cold serve as a stepping stone 2 launch us in2 d technological age.

My fellow Nigerians. Dis is getting too much. When a handshake extends beyond D elbow, it bcoms somtn else. We have 2 try in our own small 2 do something abt dis. 2day it's dt unfortunate young man 2mao it cold b me, u, or any of our families, friends or loved 1 (God forbid).It is obvious dt most of those bloodsucking demons in black we call police r nt mentally fit 2 carry arms in public places hence d high amount of innocent deaths. On d 24th of Dec 2015 during d radio program "outside the arena" on 88.9 brilla FM (Lagos), D issue of policemen being armed in public places came up & a lot of pple (including me) called voicing concerns over the mata. D sight of an armed policeman nw strikes fear in2 d hearts of an average Nigerian. D rate @ which dey 'accidentally discharge' pple nowadays is astounding. If therefore d reason 4 their bearing arms (protection of INNOCENT lives & property) isn't being achieved bt rada d opposite (taking of innocent lives) is taking place, it stands 2 reason dt those arms b withdrawn @ least 4 d safety of innocent pple. Dis might sound radical bt it's d only sound alternative. We can't keep allowing a bunch of mentally diminished trigger happy police run amok & unchecked in our society. D inspector general of police needs 2 issue a directive making it illegal 4 a policeman 2 b armed on d roadside & in public places populated by pple & enforce it 2 D leta. D only places dt shld b exempted r areas in d northeast current plagued by Boko haram & areas wt a history of being violence prone . Dis ban shld last until every member of D police force undergoes thorough psychiatric evaluation, background investigation & retraining by independent, external, unbiased professionals. Yes, D prospect of having unarmed policemen in our vicinity seems 2 b an invitation 2 treats 4 robbers & never do wells bt pls hw well protected r we nw dt dey r armed sef? At least an armed robber is less likely 2 shoot u if u part wt ur possessions without complaint & personally I wld rada lose my money 2 a robber dan my lyf 2 a police officer. So let's begin 2 raise awareness 4 dis disarming process dt shld carried out in d police force. Dis morning, I tweeted using d hash tag #DIsarmRoadsidePolice. I wld love NLers 2 using dis hash tag on nairaland,Twitter,IG, Facebook, BBM & oda social media 2 raise awareness. Those of u who have celebrity frnds shld urge dem 2 use their fan base 2 make dis topic trend. Politicians, leaders, the press & d international community shld b made aware of dis problem & we mustn't rest until we have gotten what we desire. Pls pls & pls feigning ignorance & failure 2 act is tantamount 2 approval of these dastardly acts carried out by d police. It is similar 2 playing a game of Russian roulette wt ur lyf, mine & dt of oda Nigerians. Enuf of our 'siddon luk' approach. If we continue lyk dis, there might come a tym when we wld start hearing of the police shooting pple in their homes. On a final note, I wld lyk 2 leave as food 4 thought a saying by Martin Luther King Jr "all evil needs 2 triumph is 4 gud men 2 do nothing". Thank you

My fellow Nigerians. Dis is getting too much. When a handshake extends beyond D elbow, it bcoms somtn else. We have 2 try in our own small 2 do something abt dis. 2day it's dt unfortunate young man 2mao it cold b me, u, or any of our families, friends or loved 1 (God forbid).It is obvious dt most of those bloodsucking demons in black we call police r nt mentally fit 2 carry arms in public places hence d high amount of innocent deaths. On d 24th of Dec 2015 during d radio program "outside the arena" on 88.9 brilla FM (Lagos), D issue of policemen being armed in public places came up & a lot of pple (including me) called voicing concerns over the mata. D sight of an armed policeman nw strikes fear in2 d hearts of an average Nigerian. D rate @ which dey 'accidentally discharge' pple nowadays is astounding. If therefore d reason 4 their bearing arms (protection of INNOCENT lives & property) isn't being achieved bt rada d opposite (taking of innocent lives) is taking place, it stands 2 reason dt those arms b withdrawn @ least 4 d safety of innocent pple. Dis might sound radical bt it's d only sound alternative. We can't keep allowing a bunch of mentally diminished trigger happy police run amok & unchecked in our society. Yes, D prospect of having unarmed policemen seems 2 b an invitation 2 treats 4 robbers & never do wells bt pls hw well protected r we nw dt dey r armed sef? At least an armed robber is less likely 2 shoot u if u part wt ur possessions without complaint & personally I wld rada lose my money dan my lyf. So let's begin 2 raise awareness 4 dis disarming process dt shld carried out in d police force. Dis morning, I tweeted using d hash tag #DIsarmRoadsidePolice. I wld love NLers 2 using dis hash tag on Twitter,

Estharfabian:
I'd still make my "Yanga" even after 30!!

LoL! I'd flash him those romantic signs n lights...if he can't decipher its meaning, then, he ain't smart! I detest dumb people!

Dts harsh I think labeling d person dumb. Some men naturally find it hard 2 comprehend women while some r rili shy & self-conscious around women afraid of offending them & even when som guys out rightly approach u girls, u wld refuse in d name of playing hard 2 get &which some guys might interpret as u girls bt bein in2 dem. Bt if u were 2 approach d guy, he wld @ least know.

Laveda:
Nah... I can't try that shít again..
Imagine being turned down when you've surmoned the courage to talk to him

I dont advice that...keep flashing that green light..if he's too dumb to see it...fùck him .

So u have neva paused 2 tnk dt some guys too live in perpetual fear of being turned down by women? D embarrassment & huge dent 2 1's ego & self esteem as well as d emotional hurt. Do u tnk we as men dnt feel it when u rebuff our advances? Bt we get over it in tym. So shld u pple shld u decide 2 take d bulls by d horns & ask us out. As 4 ur green lights, Women tnk men r psychic. Is dere anything lyk 'standard signs a woman lyk a guy'? No, D poor guy u r flashing those signs probably might tnk u r just bein nyc 2 him while some1 u r just nyc 2 might mistake ur friendliness 4 amorous feelings. So many times d latter has been my case & so many times I have heard 4rm many pple abt hw 1 girl I know bt wishes 2 remain anonymous fancies me & I can't seem 2 figure out who. I have in fact given up on tryn 2 ask females out because it seems I don't just get d female way of thinking.

Estharfabian:
Truth be told...

I'd never ask A guy Out!! even if my life depended on it! how degrading!! My ego won't even let me...

I'd keep giving him signs(Green, blue and yellow lights), I'd talk sweet to him, Change my voice around him, be all touchy n mushy towards him, Act overly caring, maybe call him like TWICE A month?...if he still doesn't get those Obvious/vivid Romantic signs.

He should go hang himself for all I care!!! fûck him!

Dating isn't my priority...There are plenny "Sharks" in the sea...I only have to choose from so many.....!

Even if u rili rili like him? U wld allow ur ego get in d way of u attaining romantic fulfillment? Well its still ur tym 2 make yanga.

dollyjoy:
well offering a helping hand isnt a big deal,btw those things op listed are too trivial.a girl can work and clean herself up.


My stance still remains that,a guy lending a helping hand when he know his lady is in critical need isnt a big deal,afterall the girl will reciprocate the help in future if the need arises.



My opinion.

Sure I get wt u r sayn bt wt I dislike is when some girls start looking as if it is their right 2 receive & nt a favor 4rm d guy& start Overdoing it. D painful part is d ones who wld b doing it & forming 'chic'.

Yes... Bt only if it's 4 something important & if I feel lyk bt if na 4 stupid tin lyk hair & oda frivolities & she dey pressurize me (u know hw women can be "if u dnt do dis, dnt talk 2 me again"), John Thomas must b appeased 1st. 8k wey man fit use do ashy T. D. B (till daybreak) still get change.

cruzita:
what's 8k?how can you spend such a small amount on a girl?a beg upgrade to 100k

No b economics teach us say resources dey scarce & wants infinite? 2 solve dis, we gats do scale of preference in which we go 4go 1 want 4 anoda (opportunity cost). Opportunity cost of me spending 100k on a girl=98%of D cost of dt sweet hp laptop I've been eyeing on konga/1 sweet ps 4 console + 40k change/ 100 rounds of s3x wt ashawo 4 empire/ 500 wraps of correct, high grade Igbo wey fit last me a lyf tym (or almost)/ over 300 bottles of beer/ cost of bike wey I fit dey give 1 malam 4 my side 2 dey do Okada make e dey give me returns.
U c nw dt it isn't small money. Wetin go carry me use hard-earned 100 k put on top woman na only if na deposit 4 her bride price (if na Igbo girl) & she gats give me receipt as evidence of payment.

dollyjoy:
What is the point of dating a guy when you cant look into his face and tell him what you want?

D point is dt he's nt ur father (either biological /heavenly) dt wld supply ur needs.

marleyboy1991:
All I know is nigeria needs a different genre of music different from this noise we hear everyday....I like rap with some 9ja flavours in it...this aristocrat guys (ozone and majeed) cdq should stick to his natural street hip hop and not this salaro noise, don jazzy should please stop hyping average artist with his beat and name he already has...

All am saying is people should sit down and compose before entering the recording booth..
I was sad none of those so called top rappers did a song for the soilders at maiduguri, the displaced people and talk to the government ....happy new year folks

& yet dem go dey call fala kuti as Dem inspiration. c as dey were famzing during felabration. Dts 1 of d reasons I respect sound Sultan. 4rm when im comot, im dey steady talk abt 9ja condition. Guy ur head is correct. U c truth talk am. Our music is presently wack. Na only producers dey on point nowadays no wonder u no fit c top artistes dey drop track wt average producer. Every 9ja song gats talk d producer (cheesy, young Jon d wicked producer, don jazzy, Mr pheelz d producer, selebobo etc). Abeg who Sabi d producer wey do "African queen" (ojb jezreel I tnk) ? Or Michael Jackson's" thriller"(Quincy Jones) ? Dts supposed 2 b d normal case; artistes in d limelight; producers in d background. I'm sure pple wld come & start calling me names (hater, Ota aje etc) bt I no send. My own b say make if any of dem open mouth complain if in d future if 9ja music industry bcoms lyk nollywood, D lightening wey go fire dem na collabo of sango, amadioha, Thor & Zeus go make am.