₦airaland Forum

Do u kno he's just 2 goals away 4rm breaking yakubu aiyegbeni's record 4 highest goals scored by an African in an EPL season ? I just pray he doesn't lose form or bcom complacent & get infected wt dt "I have arrived" syndrome dt seems 2 b mainly a thing wt 9ja players. If he goes on lyk dis, he mite even win African player of D year in 2017.

marex:
The only reason for my switch from #CFC to Watford in the wake of Mou's sack.

(sings) these hoes ain't loyal.

Sunnycliff:
Congrats boy!! But I don't no why such feats is not repeated in the Super Eagles

because 'super' Eagles have a $hitty, dead midfield dts y.

Sunnycliff:
Congrats boy!! But I don't no why such feats is not repeated in the Super Eagles

because 'super' Eagles have a $hitty, dead midfield dts y.

VALAR MORGHULIS!!! all men must die.

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mikolo80:
and she will have a happy home cos she will do things that other girls forming holy will not do till they lose their husband

Nyc 1... She dt has ears, let her hear. I hope say future wife dey somewhere dey gain xpernce. I dnt want no learner wife. She gats sabi wellas.

Make we free her abeg. Her puna, her lyf. @ least she dey honest abt her own unlyk some girls wey dey collect ogede left, ryt & center still dey form virgin. Any guy wey wan settle wt her go @ least sabi say na so she b bt her gbagaun ehn... "yesterday..... 2 guys fvck me" no b past tense she suppose use?

U kno wts funny? Bokoharam cracked his ribs... Literally

I come dey c d reason y EFCC dey give Dasuki tight marking. If Dem giv am small space, D way d man go disappear... O ge me gi voom nanya. Dey understand dt all those thieves r nutin bt cowards who wldnt even tnk 2ce b4 jumping bail & fleeing d country 2 clandestinely enjoy their ill-gotten wealth elsewhere or even if dey stay wld use their wealth & power 2 frustrate & derail prosecution & even destroy/bury evidence & harass witnesses. I dnt support their disregard 4 court order bt I understand.

omenka:
It is very irritating honestly. They'd strip you down to your boxers which you must then wear inside-out, chain your legs, cuff your hands, sit you on the ground and then place some rusty guns beside you. Afterwards, they'd invite all the press-men in the country to come take pictures and make videos of you!!

When you steal in the billions, they "invite" you to the station, or "visit" you at home.

Significance & moral lesson - when u want 2 steal in 9ja,dnt steal 100k,1m or even 100m,steal 500m upwards. U have a beta chance of getting away with it. Seriously sentiments aside, wld u rada b a graduate corper earning 19,800 monthly or an x militant earning @ least 60k/month? Crime pays in dis country of ours; d bigger d crime, D bigger d pay.

My mama talk am say "if u decide 2 turn 2 monkey, no vex when pple start dey give u banana". Wetin im talk na bitter, unpleasant truth even if e dey painful, na still truth & d fact is WE.... Yes all of us (including me) r 2 blame. Hw? U ask. By our wicked actions (4rm big acts lyk corruption, graft, bribery, nepotism, tribalism, smuggling 2 little acts lyk littering d environment, disobeying traffic laws, vandalism etc) & worse by our inaction (especially our siddon luk, suffering & smiling approach 2 lyf) prompted by fear of losing our lives or possessions. An average Nigerian only defends d truth when it's in his favor. When it's nt in our Interest, it suddenly bcoms a lie. A typical Nigerian utilizes any position of authority no mata hw small he occupies 2 benefit d Interests of those he perceives as his allies & oppress/harass those he dislikes or terms his adversaries hence u find a scenario where 4 example a lecturer threatens 2 deal with (fail) a student because he feels he has bin offended by d student. Nobody cs power/authority as an opportunity 2 render honest service 2 their fellow man. D quickest way 2 D top is 2 b a mindless, sycophantic yes man agreeing 2 everything a superior or more powerful person says or does because dey r always infallible. We truly do not hate d evil acts of our leaders; we hate dt we r nt in d same position as dey r so we wld 'chop our own'. We r so afraid of rocking d boat & breaking away 4rm d status quo. Any new/different idea is labeled wrong even b4 adequate thought & experimentation is given 2 it. We stifle free & innovative imagination in our younger generation 4 getting dey r our future & dey shld nt b lyk us bt dey shld b a beta Dan us. All in all, u, me, dem (leaders), us (Africans) r d cause of our misfortunes.

Nawa o!!! Wetin 9ja police come dey do abt am? If 2 say na correct police we get, dem no go trace d money wey comot d victims' accounts 2 D account where d money was paid 2 wt d pos machine? Wt bvn nw e go easy 2 get picture of D owner of D account & with d help of social media & a criminal database, D perpetrators wld b easily captured bt no dem no fit do dt 1. Na 2 dey kill pple innocent pikin on top beer mata na im dem sabi. SMH

Lie Mohammed na bastard. Burutai na devil incarnate. Dem neva win bh dem start dey misyan come cause make Bokoharam vex start dey kill innocent pple. Abeg if Dem no wan fight dem, make dem talk, make all of us buy gun 2 defend ourselves. Useless pple.

Rockyrascal:
E bab o.....but Op does that mean we should all shun our various religions because of civilisation?

Of cos nt. It just means dt we shld stop deceiving ourselves & odas in d name of God/religion. God isn't going 2 fix our country 4 us because he didn't create our problems... We did it by ourselves.

henryhemon:
You missed the point,liking sex or not still doesn't make it right to indulge in it before marriage am not playing saint but truth never changes. It's wrong to be done before marriage.

morality (ryt & wrong) is in its essence relative nt static as most pple tnk. It is often determined by factors such as tym, individual preferences, situation & overall lyk & dislikes of D society 1 finds his/herself in. Typical examples include consumption of pork, polygamy vs monogamy, etc. D fact is dt 90% of most issues in d world 2day r of relative morality. Personally d only reason dt makes me feel uncomfortable abt having sex is due 2 religious indoctrination (I actually find it quite enjoyable & relaxing) & let's b very honest religion is rili man's perception of God (hence d numerous religions present in our world). No mata wt anybody says, all d Holy books were written/compiled by men (d Bible, Quran, bagavad Geeta, Torah etc) hence dey r nt totally infallible.

duchess25:
for the first tym on Nairaland am seeing a guy who really knows d truth and is bent on saying it.one thing I ve made up my mind is DAT so long am still alive and sane I will always stand for d truth anytime I see or heartruth we keep on pretending to be youth pastors, evangelists, Rev, and so on yet we can't even say d truth esp on social media or rather have a bit of self control.remember our parents don't even give a sh*t abt sex now cos they are way tired of it and they now undastand that sex ain't just enuf but .yea I might not be holier but I know d truth wen I see one. kudos bros

Dude most of our folk were afraid/embarrassed 2 talk abt their sensuality dt dey did wt their generation did best... play d ostrich & pretend it didn't mata whilst a lot of dem suffered in silence. U said u like 2 stand 4 D truth & it is dis... We (humans) r wired 2 lyk having sex. It's our default setting. D only reason some pple mite nt lyk it is either due abnormalities lyk hormonal imbalance or largely due 2 - VE social & religious notions abt sex. Most of D peeps supporting d op actually lyk sex bt r just feeling guilty abt it so as nt 2 b labeled a sinner.

winner01:
Its funny what we have become as a people.
A highly promiscuous man hoping that once he gets married, infidelity will cease.
Or a lady who sleeps with several men at will expecting to be satisfied by just one man after marriage.
And we are unrepentant about this


The world is gradually going over to the dark side, insanity is fast becoming legal all over the world. People now want to do things the way they like with no one to call them to order. That pretty explains the reason for some of the negative comments above.

We keep stressing how corrupt our leaders are, but this generation is far worse.
A generation that endorses evil without remorse, a generation where bad is said to be another word for good, a generation that rejects accountability to God, a generation that tries to modify the principles of God, a generation that rationalizes evil, a seriously reckless generation.
I weep for our children.

Abegi!!! Hollup Hollup niga. D world has always bin a fvckd up place 4rm d beginning. In fact we r even in d best & most compassionate of tyms. Nw we have abolished slavery, reduced racial & gender segregation 2 an all tym low, largely entrenched human rights hell! Even animal rights & dis 1 is wailing. Dis generation is so considerate dt we r even concerned abt d planet earth. Dude is pissed simply because pple r tryn 2 redefine their acts based on convenience & nt on d whims & caprice of long dead backward ancestors who were so frightened by their sexuality dt it was inculcated in their religious beliefs. Dude is angry because humans have decided 2 tnk 4 demselves wt their brains instead of being dictated 2 by fellow humans claiming 2 kno d mind of God. He weeps 4 our children dt no more die of diseases lyk small pox, bubonic plague, scarlet fever & oda diseases dt nearly wiped out our forebears.

Nawa o!!! Pple & ignorance Sha. A witty writeup utilizing sarcasm whilst simultaneously slipping book titles in a seemingly mundane exhortation & yet some pple have problems comprehending it... D abysmal educational level in dis country is rili depressing.

No b hw 1 chick I dey parol send me watsapp msg 4 #400 credit. Till nw I neva reply am even tho I fit send am. No b me go turn mini Maga 4 babe... Bt make I no lie I bin dey trip madly 4 her bt my eye don open.

God bless d op dt posted dis. It seems sensible NLers r posting 2day. It's time we as a people strip ourselves of our cowardly mindset of siddon luk & speak & act d truth even when it's nt in our favor. Dts d only way we can advance in dis country. We need 2 also stop d prevalent herd mentality we Nigerians exhibit & begin 2 seriously put on our thnkn caps 2 brainstorm our way outta our gigantic problems.

dunkem21:
Tales by moonlight ..

The driver is simply being proactive with this acute fuel scarcity since the history of Nigeria ..


I know many families that travelled with Fuel in their booth this yuletide ..

I saw the mumu that wrote this trash buying black market for his 'I better pass my neighbour in Kubwa.

Surely d voice of an esau who sold his birthright 4 a mess of pottage speaking.

lawanson44:
Stuupid soldier blaming Dasuki! so now Bullhairy is in power, why hasn't be equipped you?

May Shekau fry you just as your wife is frying chicken!

Anyway, this is a useless fictional story culled from the imagination of an APC dimwit.

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I decided to read the story whole-heartedly and discovered that whoever is responsible for writing this piece of junk ought to be given 50 hot slaps!

The story started with the scene of a soldier who was at the fire-place and then slowly changed and metamorphosed to that of a terrorist in the 5th paragraph! So does it mean that the soldier was playing the role of both a soldier and terrorist at the same time with the kidnapped chibok girls in their tents?

I won't be surprised if it is so!

Dude ehn... Ur idiocy get PhD. D story was written 4rm an omnipresent point of view. If u still dnt understand, let me xplain. D story is told 4rm d views of multiple characters. If u read literature avidly, u wld kno.

Lovely writeup... So when wld d full book come out? Pls write d novel.

CHAI!!! It's times lyk dis dt makes me feel lyk askn God y he made me a Nigerian. Check it... All d problems we have in dis country r all man made. I'm sure God self is even tired of dis country. Afta many years & generations of politicians, leaders (both military & civilian), civil servants & their cronies robbing d country blind, D chickens have come home to roost. & somebody wld nw come & say '1 Nigeria'. When oil prices were @ $150/barrel,wt did we do wt it? During d global recession when oil was @ $50/barrel, we still didn't take heed 2 diversify d economy & boost local production so as 2 reduce importation drastically. Nw d suffering we wld suffer if d oil price continues 2 drop wld b worse Dan Greece' own because we dnt have an EU 2 bail us out. Naija don tire me o.

Sorry o... Bt d fact dt u placed d orders of ur superior above d lyf of ur patient shld b noted. It was a difficult decision 2 make bt still according 2 D Hippocratic oath u swore on d day u were admitted in2 ur profession, saving a human lyf comes 1st. Indirectly, u played a part in d death of dt young woman because u didn't want 2 offend ur boss or endanger ur job. U made ur choice, find a way 2 quietly live wt it.

Hian!!!! Dis mata ehn o dikwa very serious my broda. Nwuye gi bu a very devilish karashika. U need 2 run away 4rm her ASAP. Even if na 2 squat wt 1 distant relative or frnd, do it. Then carry ur 2 legs sharply 2 mountain of fire prayer city 4 serious deliverance & "karashika fall & die o" prayer because d witch obviously has u under babanla jazz 4 u 2 have endured dis amnt of tribulations. Unless God does super special intervention in d lyf of ur wyf, D marriage don pack up already so b getting ready 4 divorce proceedings.

rottennaija:
You still see why the social media bill was needed? Activities of this Bloggers need to be checked

Oga; dts barring freedom of expression which is averse 2 a Democratic society. A simple defamation of character suit would do d trick.

VampireeM:
i really dont understand this term "Broke Guy(s)"... pls someone should explain it to me..

The way people use the term like being broke is a permanent situation

And I disagreee with the points cause someone can decide to celebrate the xmas @ a low key.. infact, its even the ones wey no get much cash in their banks accounts that are over spending and trying to feel among.

Differents Strokes for Different Folks! Christmas is not forever, Spend Wisely.

Merry Christmas Nairalanders..

True talk chale. As Dem talk am 4 my church "celebrations come & go; then lyf continues"

Ay04z:
y are all girls in a relationship,and many guys are single?

because 90% of their dumbasses r dating 10% of D guys while avoiding d odas lyk a plague. Later on, dey wld say all men r cheats.

Dasuki d Canary is clearly sing d wrong d wrong song. Let him start fingering his fellow thieving culprits with evidence. Until then, anything he's saying na story 4 d gods. Dey shld gv him freedom of movement so he wld disappear & enjoy his ill-gotten wealth abi? Mbanu. All dis 1 na cheap blackmail. If he's nt comfortable wt his house arrest, he can always return back 2 custody besides d heavy security guarding him wld ensure he's safe in case some pple intend 2 silence him.

Dis pic has got a dude tnkn bout a 3 some (twisted smile). Genevieve na confam MILF (porn code) . E sure me say d girl b.f go dey trip 4 Genevieve.