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Omo this one is mad

IamPlato:
Make burna boy dey calm down...


For your song to me nominated it must first be submitted to the Grammy board, if you don't submit it, it won't stand a chance to be nominated...

If Davido submits his song I am sure it will be nominated too...

So make burna calm down, other celebrities no dey shout when they get nominated...

Grammy don't go out looking for songs, the songs come to them, the artists come to them.

If burna boy didn't submit his album it wouldn't have been nominated...


all those quotin me please shift your ass one side. i dont give a fvck about burnaboy and i am no fan of davido. the point is burna boy doesnt need to continually talk about being nominated, the nomination speaks and every one can see it


trying to repeatedly talk about it or boast about it is a crappy thing to do

Another avenue to loot the country dry
Youth bill wey na old people go chop the money finish
Same way they fed invincible school children,in their parents home..
Make them no worry,a total overhaul is coming

8y88y8:
Some imbeciles will still find a way to involve Buhari in this matter

Like you just did

Nicepoker:
Some people can't just control it.

Oga don't tell me that trash unless you are a rapist yourself,what kind of a useless thought process is that?so because they can't control themselves it's okay to put someone else in pain and trauma?if they can't control it they should masturbate blood out of their dick, Bleep the wall or go kill themselves

No matter how you choose to see or process this message,at the back of your minds,you know it's true and the statement is valid.
We really need to be intentional, about changing Nigeria

dokie:
We have been saying for ever: we need to rejig this shithole of a country as anything else is a waste of time. The north has been in power for a better part of the nations independence, but is still the most poverty, illiteracy and insecurity stricken region in the country. What else do we need to know that zoning is useless?

I'm supposed to be supporting Orji Uzor Kalu who wants to be president as an igbo man; but i ask myself: to what end? Orji was useless as a governor. he couldn't do shit for Abians for 8 years, but he is supposed to now make igbo land paradise as president? Rubbish. To hell with Igbo presidency or any presidency.

Just restructure this thing or better still let all of us go our separate ways and just maybe we may see genuine progress for our various nations in our lifetime.



God pass them how exactly? weather he is saying it for selfish reasons or not, what he is saying is the truth. Lets say OUK or Rochas become president tomorrow, how exactly will it favor your children and grandchildren? or you are looking for bragging rights on nairaland? The igbo man that will become president will only benefit his family and close allies from the east, west, north and south. If you do not know, there are many igbo men making a kill from this government while many people from daura are dying of hunger. There are igbos doing big contracts in lagos and many from iragbiji or wherever Tinubu is from that have died of penury. The present political system is Paddy Paddy.




Weaken the center, empower the regions, stop the sharing of oil money, let every region fend for themselves, get the charlattans out of government (since free money wont be available anymore) and no one will talk about Biafra again.

Wise words from you althrough dokie,wise words

Nicepoker:
That stuff down there has a mind of its own.

No that's a trash statement,it "has a mind of it's own" so the Full human being who is the owner of dick can not control his urge abi?he can not burrow a hole inside a wall and Bleep it, since he can't control himself.
or use soap or Vaseline abi he doesn't have a wife?abi he will die if he doesn't have sex that moment? please let's not make useless excuse or apologies for rapists at all, a rapist will always rape, regardless of anything, abi na only him prick get mind of him own?shey the rest of us no get sense to control the prick?

IgbalodeRaymond:
my heart bleeds for this poor creature

I think religion has done more harm than good to mankind.
especially in Africa because the whites can never be this barbaric.

This how some neighbourhood are labelling my beautiful and healthy cat a witch
some say that I'm a witch and use it for Witchcraft lol
the same cat that I've been with since its kitten days till now
Infact my cat is like 6 years old now glittering and shinning, big, smart and healthy.
the bond between me and him is so strong that he can sense me by mere opening of my family's gate and if you see how he rushes out to greet me ehh.
when I visit my family house and sleep in my room he'll climb on top of my chest and start sleeping.
he feel so comfortable and safe with me.

the same cat i feed sardine and geisha twice or trice per day since his kitten days till now.
well I don't care about their primitive black religion beclouded dull brain, they dare not come near to my cat because the last person that stone my cat on basis of false religion believe wished he was never born because i slapped the hell out of him and arrested him for trespassing.
I don't joke with my cat

RIP owl

EDIT
for those asking pictures

Oh my God your cat is sooo beautiful!!what breed is it?

Looks like a really serene place to relax
Was expecting to see photos of the lake though

etrange:
As expected, the very first comment is already tending towards sectionalism. Can we just appreciate these guys and leave their ethnicity for now? I'm sure you only called out the North cause there seems to be a balance between the East and the West. Otherwise, you would have channelled your missiles towards one of those ethnicities. And that makes me wonder, have we gotten so addicted to tribalism that regardless of the post, we must find some group to call out? It's almost like a vampire's thirst for blood. And it's so not cool. Y'all need to outgrow this.

Wise words

Here's my advice for you;go to school,be a part of it, it's an institution that really adds to your experience as a human being.

while you're at it, try to do something for yourself to get a job or earn money,you might start small,but don't want to wait till you've graduated before you start working or earning.

Think bigger than everyone else, school pressure is harsh,but learn to overcome it

Learn to know your way around handling certain things easily,in a Nigerian university.
Goodluck!!

Yenefer:
El-rufai the Chatham house Lab dog. Ur Masters. the Brits didn't tech u about democracy and right to offend or what. I see this gentleman as my favorite politician in the North, until he started showing his real colours.

So you can make sense like this

gungab:
These North will not stop until they are stopped

This comment of your's is really powerful,I just hope others can remove the beam in their eyes to see this

Millenniumlady:
Bleaching bobo see eyes like mango

Lol, you have the complete liberty to believe anything you want, doesn't make it true though

Millenniumlady:
Get off my mention with your bleach face and your fake pink lips

Lol how lame of you to run out of any sensible or constructive reply,to resort to saying my face is bleached and my lips is fake to make yourself feel better, even when deep down you know you're lying to yourself.
My comment that got you angry is the kind of comment you get when you portray yourself like a a ludicrous dumb fucc on the internet.
Show us your picture let's see what the fucc you look like

alphaNomega:
Of course, I would be ashamed to be seen speaking with an asslicker in public. Gerrahere and face the saggy boobs which you love

Lol fool, it's so interesting to watch you being a fool, you're doing a very good job at it.

movingclouds:
And when she found his sexual game unappealing and unsatisfactory, why did she have to stay? A LovePeddler will always be a LovePeddler, if you like, bleep her a whole day and make her squirt a full bucket of cum

Lol I was making a new point of the issue I'm in no way supporting her actions,what I stated was just facts wasn't applying it to this topic

SultanOfPuna:
God bless you

You too

dirtydiva:
Even if dey hv to be sexually compatible, without love, understanding and tolerance dey are just co-tenants

I'm not saying sex is all there is, that's why I clearly stated that it's a major factor, several other things like you stated also contribute to the marriage too

Nonsoboy4life:
So people will not be getting married as virgins since they need to test before marriage to make sure they're compatible and if not compatible they keep sleeping around till they find the compatible one

The people who got married as virgins will have to learn their sexual compatibility,no where in my write up did I advocate for sleeping around

Unik3030:
nobody is body shaming anybody here,don't try to b an ass licker
it's a matter of choice,what u want.
if u are given d option of America or Australia n u decide to go for Aussie,that doesn't mean America is bad.

learn to respect people's choice without insulting them

Kindly point to the part of my write up where I stated someone is body shaming anyone on here,
you must be a stupid person for calling me an ass licker because of my respect for people's body,
you are looking at my write up from a sexist point of view that is why you are calling me a person you have never met before an ass licker men get body shamed too,
And everyone is allowed to have their preferences without condescending on others.
Enjoy the rest of your day

Dew04:
Nigerian guys are the most difficult creatures to please.
With the way you all go about slut shaming women, exonerating virgins and condemning sexual expression, why should we agree to sex immediately?
If we don't pretend for a while, we get labelled. And no one wants to be stamped as a result of indulging in their desires.

Quite the sensible reply

Don't force the friendship on him he didn't invest all that time and exposure of his deepest secrets to just be a friend.
He knows what he wants and since he can't get it from you he moves>>>>

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

You be Olodo

You really have a well thought out point here,kudos to you

The Best way to break this news to her is to tell it to her face,at the last minute you two are departing
whisper into her ear and tell her she should not bother coming around again to visit you,
Tell her that she should continue with her headmaster of a boyfriend.
The shock and bewilderment on her face will give you Joy and you won't feel like you have been played a fool after all,
At least her last impression of you will be of someone who is not a fool.

Because if you let her know when she gets there I swear she won't even take you serious or even be remorseful,infact she might hiss and say see this mumu while riding on headmaster's dick

dirtydiva:
When hv sex game becomes the reality that determines a quality and healthy marriage

Actually sex plays a major factor in a quality and healthy marriage, let's not let the beam of morals cover our eyes,two partners need to be sexually compatible for a marriage to be really fulfilled

Dande55:
Naso una deh always talk when a girl seeks for better option.
Besides, your sex game might be poor, learn to satisfy your woman.

His sex game might be poor which is a good reason for her to cheat on him?

I would advise you to ignore her excesses till you're sure you can be comfortable on your own, it's a jungle outside

They are not a turn off for me because they didn't create themselves.
It is a stupid thing for any human being to body shame anybody for things that they can't control.
If you do this you are a stupid person that doesn't have sense but you don't know.

Onowu1979:
just shut d Bleep up already! I get better battery life from my Samsung s8 64gb than my iPhone 6s 128gb moreover the Samsung you chose to disrespect with name Sami is 2 years old and the iPhone which just arrived has 98% battery life expectancy from Apple's settings. Has anyone also noticed Samsung's Fast charge time of within 1 hour from 2% battery life to apple's crappy and annoying charge time ?

Why are you arguing with someone that types wetin as "wety" and know as "kn"