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Mandela27:
Absolutely! so what's next?

Some Okada man with some heavy dick is gonna enjoy her when she's 14yrs

Deborah98:
Seriously am not understanding this next level of a thing,

Stop acting naive , this news had nothing to do with bubu.

proffmykey:
OP Both is a sin;there is nothing like big sin or small sin:Both of you commit the sin of fornication;1cor 6:13-MEATS FOR THE BELLY,AND THE BELLY FOR MEATS:BUT GOD SHALL DESTROY BOTH IT AND THEM.NOW THE BODY IS NOT FOR FORNICATION,BUT FOR THE LORD;AND THE LORD FOR THE BODY.VS9-KNOW YE NOT THAT THE UNRIGHTEOUS SHALL NOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD?BE NOT DECEIVED:NEITHER FORNICATORS,NOR IDOLATERS,NOR ADULTERERS,NOR EFFEMINATE,NOR ABUSERS OF THEMSELVES WITH MANKIND....GOD LOVES YOU AND YOUR FRIEND;PLS KINDLY REPENT AND CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM AND PRAY FOR THE LORSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST BY SAYING THIS SHORT PRAYER:LORD JESUS I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT YOU DIED FOR MY SINS AND YOU RESSURECT ON THE THIRD DAY,I CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH YOUR LORDSHIP OVER MY LIFE,BE MY LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOR AMEN...WELCOME TO THE BODY OF CHRIST IF YOU SAID THIS PRAYER WITH HEART;YOU ARE SAVED FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION..PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIEND....Call this number for prayer and counselling:08066744958 & 07050352029

Sometimes I wonder if it is difficult for Nigerians to read and understand. Tufiakwa!!!
Op didn't say which is a bigger sin , he said which is a bigger abomination in society .

BigJoe19:
Yen yen yen yen yen yen.........
So far the girls keep opening their pussies the guys will keep pouring inside.

So if a girl is 17years and 360 days old is she different from an 18years old girl, so until they get to 18years before they know what they want? Any girl that has gone through puberty and allows a guy Bleep her knows exactly what she is doing, all these talk of she never reach legal age na better crap.

Until them put you for prison

Mandela27:
Oga what's ur business?

Continue moving around with ur garlon of sperm because u can't bed any of them,whether teenage or adult.You're pained.

the younger,the sweeter

I hope your underage daughter will also be sweet

HitlerGaddafi:
Their kpekus dey tight well well.

Pedophile spotted

anonimi:
Amen!


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I can swear withy life APC is far better than PDP

2cribz:
Wtf. P.o.f

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Most wack mumbling rapper with boring nursery rhymes and dumb uneducated slangs. Trash

He's the best Nigerian rapper to me
Every man with him taste Sha

HARDDON:
An awesome Sunday to all you!

This was first posted on my Dating Drills' thread (https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/207#71255541 ) as a privileged info to those who follow me therein but staying true to my life's goal of moulding minds , empowering lives and bringing glory to God therewith, I decided to create a special thread for it here.

Hopefully, this would distroy the faulty foundation we had about books, inculcate the culture of books into all minds, librates you all from the African mentality of not appreciating the beauty of books and open your minds' eyes to the power/fun/wealth/wisdom and eternal grace books bring.

For he is immortal that ravel in the aura of books.... Don.


We would discuss
1. The benefits of Books
2. Unravel why Africans don't like books
3. And then recommend some timeless books that can make reading fun, remove the laborious airs associated with books , improve your reading , assimilation and retention speed thereby making you well rounded and grounded

READING IS REALLY FUN!

BENEFITS OF READING

1. It makes you stand out in your chosen field or in life generally. You become an authority/consultant in your world. Men seek to hear you speak like Solomon, wisdom drips off your lips as hearts get elated, minds challenged and lifted, life impacted and destinies remolded

2. You Become creative with mountain of ideas to draw from as John C. Maxwell, in How successful people think, puts it.
creativity is nothing but the aggregation of knowledge that helps you postulate a new wine or improve on an existing one( Don)

3. Reading keeps you young because it exercises the mind.
To grow muscles, we hit the gym but to grow our mental muscles, we must read books! As you read, you feed the mind which in turn keeps you young.

He is old, no matter how young, that takes no pleasure in the blessed worlds of books ( Don)

4. Books help you to proffer solutions to the numerous challenges of life as they pop up. Knowledge does not exist in space. Even science fiction draws inspiration from reality. And what was science fiction yesterday, quickly transforms into reality today! To think outside the box, you must know what the box contains first. The only way to do that? Well you already know.

5. It makes you a Leader. A leader is not one that ocupies an office, a leader is one who has answers to the WHY Question while every other person is battling with the HOW question.
Readers are Leaders in all sphere of human endeavours.
They are able to see into the future and guide men into it gallantly. They are always one step ahead of the game.

6. Books are the best ways to tap into and rob minds with men you might never meet. Understand their ways and sharpen your blades.


7. They make an author out of you whether you were born for it or not. Blessed with a sonorous gift of the gab, you can't but dazzled in glitz and glamour.

8. Excel in life: you tend to Ace all the lil huddles education throws your way.

9. Win friends, influence people and have a very Broad picture of the world.

10. You become transgenerational like Daniel in the Bible that served in 4 regimes.. " I Daniel understood by the books... "

These are the core benefits of books.

If you are not Italian you are abusing the word DON

ChildOfDoom:
as in eh... Just imagine today, i followed her to a wedding, she kept giving me packs of food to hide as she went about begging for more from the caterer.


On boarding a keke home, she kept pricing the fare even after knowing the price is 70 naira. SMH

Godforbid
The only thing my dad thought all of us is PRIDE!!!
never let no one look down on you
The pride seff na extended family thing
Everybody get am

Michelle55:
Never reaching out on people including families.
Can stay as long as possible without checking up on anyone. They're all tired of complaining and I'm sincerely doing my best to stop ghosting people.
Truth is, it's not easy.. I so much enjoy my own company too much that I really do not care about the outside world.

I ghost people too
To an extent Sha

Petyprincess:
I trust easily.
I waste food alot I usually take what i can't finish nd end up wasting it
I procrastinate alot!!

My procrastination is getting tooooo bad

Liliantalks:
I just kinda do . It feels better n i am wetter

Damn!!
Maybe you like head
I'm available

Chewing my nails ( since I was a kid) , I just recently started masturbating please are there dangers of masturbating

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Have you heard of krisob logistics??
It's a dispatch and delivery company in Port Harcourt.
We efficiently handle your deliveries within and outside Port Harcourt. We are just a call away .

CALL or WHATSAPP: 07088718213

Thanks❤️
Please repost and share

Have you heard of krisob logistics??
It's a dispatch and delivery company in Port Harcourt.
We efficiently handle your deliveries within and outside Port Harcourt. We are just a call away .

CALL or WHATSAPP: 07088718213

Thanks❤️
Please repost and share

Have you heard of krisob logistics??
It's a dispatch and delivery company in Port Harcourt.
We efficiently handle your deliveries within and outside Port Harcourt. We are just a call away .

CALL or WHATSAPP: 07088718213

Thanks❤️
Please repost and share

SweetCunt97:
Got a Lil dicky? Wetin wan cast ur name if you both are mature and coded?

I no dae live for face me I face you . Where I stay it's a bit risky , I dae stay with parents Sha but I no want wahala

DEROX:
at least we use it for good projects even a sea port was just opened

China will reclaim all that if we can't pay

kessling:
Why is the development of the South- South/South -East tied to Chinese loan but not the North. This is blackmail by Amaechi

Nawa for you oh!!!!!

Andrew13:
Nigerians will just learn new word and start misusing it

LMAO � Kuku kill me

odinson1:
Thread of dating Nigerian women

Day 1:

Girl - How did you get my number?

“We met at that event. You were with Gina and you gave me your number”

Girl - I gave plenty people my number that day. What were you wearing?

Day 2:

(WhatsApp message)
Guy - Hi
**1 day later**
Girl - hey
Guy - Good morning
Girl - Mrng.
Guy - How are you?
Girl - blue tick. No reply

Day 5:

Girl - hi
**guy is surprised**
Guy - hi
Girl - hw are u?
Guy - I’m fine. How are you?
Girl - Not fine
Guy - why?
Girl - Can you send me N500 airtime? I’m in a tight corner.

Day 9:
(My guy is bored and wants to try again)

Guy - Hi
**3 hours later**
Girl - Hello dear. Tnx 4 the other day.
Guy - you’re welcome. Where do you stay?
Girl - Lugbe n u?
Guy - Gwarinpa
Girl - K

Day 10:

Guy - hi
Girl - hello dear
Guy - Can we hang out sometime?
Girl - where?
Guy - anywhere you want
Girl - ok, Junkyard
Guy - Ok.
Girl - Can I come with 3 of my friends?

Day 14:

(Date is set)
Guy - hi. Are you still coming?
Girl - yes I’m getting dressed. I will meet you there.

**I hour later**
Girl - please can you help me book Uber, my app is not opening

Just say you don’t have transport FFS �

Day 15:

Guy: Yesterday was nice. I can’t wait to see you again.
Girl - ���
Guy - when will that be?
Girl - Don’t know

(How will she know when she’s arranging other dates with men?)

Day 25:

(Guy posts picture of him and a female friend chilling on status)

Girl - hmmm
Guy - what?
Girl - nothing. Your babe is fine.
(this is how they ask if you’re single)
Guy - she’s just a friend.
Girl - hmmm ok

Day 33:

(Girl has not heard from guy in a while)

Girl - Hi dear
Guy - hello.
Girl - long time. How have you been?
Guy - I’m fine. You?
Girl - you forgot me nau. Can we hangout again?
Guy- ok. Will you come to my house?
Girl - I can’t come to your house.

Day 42:

(Guy finally wants to ask girl out after 6 weeks talking stage)

Guy - Do you have anyone you are emotionally involved with?
Girl - why do you ask?
Guy - I want to be that person if you don’t have.
Girl - Can you take care of my needs?

(What fvcking needs? Are you a special needs person FFS??)

Guy - I believe that we can take care of each other. This isn’t a fling for me. I want to have something special and permanent with you.
Girl - hmmmmm
Guy - Please be my girlfriend
Girl - Let me think about it.

(Basically when they say they want to think about it, they have agreed. But Pride)

Day 47:

(5 days after guy and girl officially start dating)

Girl - hey baby
Guy - hi dear.
Girl - can you do me a small Favour?
Guy - anything for my girl. What is it?
Girl - I want to change my phone screen.

Day 58:

(11 days after guy changes phone screen, phone screen breaks again)

Girl - baby, my phone screen broke again.
Guy - we just fixed it. You have to be careful
Girl - I’m even tired of using the phone. My mates are using iPhone 11. I want one.
Guy - ok. How much do you have let me support?
Girl - N32k

Day 65:

(Guy finally buys iPhone 11 for girl)

Girl - Thanks baby. I love the phone.
Guy - You’re welcome, my love. I love you.
Girl - I love you too.
(After a round of sex)
Girl - baby what are you getting me for my birthday next week?

Day 71:
(1 day after Girl’s birthday)

Girl - baby, thank you for the cake and the dinner yesterday.
Guy - You’re welcome.
Girl - but you didn’t buy me a birthday gift
Guy - I got you an iPhone 11 last week.
Girl - it’s not a birthday gift. You are too greedy. My ex bought me a birthday gift.
Guy - How am I greedy? I got you an iPhone 11, a birthday cake and paid for a dinner for you and your friends.
Girl - so you’re counting everything you’ve done for me.
Guy - that’s not the point.
Girl - I want a break from this relationship


Day 85:

(Relationship on break. Guy misses girl and wants to make it up to her so he shows up at her place unannounced and sees another guy wearing boxer in girl’s house. Other guy introduces himself as her boyfriend and says girl went to the market. Guy walks back into his car and cries like a baby. Then calls girl on phone)

Guy - hello, babe. I came to your house and I met some guy who says he’s your boyfriend. So this is what you’ve been doing to me? Because we had a small misunderstanding. You’re cheating on me.
Girl - I’m sorry but you pushed me to him. You stopped caring about me.
Guy - How did I push you to him?
Girl - You took a break from me
Guy - babe, you asked for the break
Girl - so if I asked you to put your hand inside fire, you will put your hand.
Guy - babe, you were upset and asked for a break and I respected your request. Should I have fought you?
Girl - If you loved me, you would have fought for me.
Guy - It’s fine. I guess this relationship is over. I wish you the best.
Girl - Don’t call my number again
Guy - It’s fine. I won’t. I’m just disappointed that after everything I’ve done for you, you can treat me this way.
Girl - what did you do for me?
(This is a trap to get you to list things that you did so she can say you always list things that you did)
Guy - really? So I did nothing?
Girl - is it IPhone you want to call? I can buy it for myself

Day 105:

(Girl has broken up with new guy, is now missing guy. Actually, her eye don clear. Picks up phone)
Girl - hello, babe it’s me.
Guy - hi dear. How have you been? So happy to hear from you.
Girl - I’m fine. How are you? Just wanted to check on you. Long time.
Guy - you’ve done well. I’m fine �
Girl- I miss you ☹️
Guy - I miss you too.
Girl - Can we have a sit down and talk? I can come to the house.
Guy - Oh let’s meet somewhere else. My wife is at home.
Girl - wait. You’re married? So all these while you’ve been deceiving me while you had another woman you wanted to marry?
Guy - no, I actually met her one day after our break up (day 86) and in 15 days (day 101) we got married. I didn’t cheat on you or deceive you.
Girl - It’s not possible. You lied to me.
Guy - babe, you’re the one I caught cheating
Girl - So are you saying I wasn’t good enough for you in 85 days but she was good enough in 15 days?
Guy - Well, she was more ready to settle down.
Girl - So what do you want from me? Why are you talking to me?
Guy - You’re the one who called me oh.
Girl - (hangs up, deletes and blocks guys number and social media everywhere)

Day 106:

(Girl is now a feminist (misandrist), posts on Facebook)

“Menaskum”.

Thank you for copying and pasting Brian's post from FB

finnestdope:
I dare you to spot a wrong sentence or word in my messages (mine oh)

Just one sentence without punctuation!

Not only the punctuation bro why are you too Abbreviating carelessly?
That's not cool na

finnestdope:
Damn! I asked if we could be friends? what's bad there?

Oh, I could have just asked her out immediately?

Well, for the record, I'm not a playboy, so I don't play around with ladies - what I need from you, I'll tell you that straight up!

You may not be a playboy but you suck at "Chyking"

You are lucky you are doing it in backward climes
Come to PH
This your skill won't even get you an underage pussy

Poor punctuation,poor diction Tueh!!!!! Abbreviations like primary school pupils . Nawa oh! This is why education should be free

You and your bae needs to repeat primary 1

blazingblender:
HI GUYS sorry for any typographical error please pardon it even when noticed .,hmmm well i am one of the students that wrote the maths waec for this year and my awful experience is what am about to share...well i school in one of the schools in rivers state and have been really working hard cus of this maths subject so on the d day being 2day i entered the hall fully prepared physically hoping that i will come out smiling few hours later.,hmmm while in the hall the normal pre examination activities where carried out .eg ( NTA coming to do some interview ., principal addressing us and checking of cards) well the papers arrived finally hmmm but it was locked with a padlock lol we all made fun of it actually ...the papers was then released ..we where to write essays first.... now here is the main story ..when we where asked to open our booklet and start the solving hmmm here i saw the most complicated questions ever ...truely i felt really sick ..my head spun ....i tried solving the ones i knew ...but hmm nothin

Nawa!
Which part of PH you dae stay??

Nawa!!
Kudos to y'all
I no fit take that kind of risk make my name no cast .

Sacrosanct12:
hmmm sad ,but u no supposed let her use u shine. Next time tell her boys no dey fine na girls dey try to impress with beauty not boys. So no just think am another time wey girls talk like Dat.

All these things na the past Sha , I suffer well well for her hand but thank God we don't speak no more [center][/center]

nuelsam:
which she did....A battle u woulda easily won.

Na long story Sha!
No reason am [left][/left]

Taiwojon:
nah!!!!!!


thou shall not bow down to any other images except God that rule heaven and earth.

Idol worship is an abomination before God.

God have mercy on your soul and I pray you repent before it is too late.

Jesus is the saviour. in all you do never forget your creator
never forget your God
never forget the Messiah which is Jesus

That guy is not a Christian , so whatever you wrote there applies to only Christian's.

That's his own worship , that's his own god period!

chrizzyace:
I guess God just want him to use his own hands to expose himself on social media... so that people won’t vote for him.

You're drowning in nativity. That man is just practicing his religion what's bad there ??