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Sacrosanct12:
Chai,we are in the same boat but no girl tell me say I ugly

Lmao , no be say I worwor oh she was using me to make her self feel better

I be boy wey even her close friends dae dread but she just wanted to put me down by all means

People mistake me for a proud person.

I was once lively and joyful until I met a girl that drained all my energy and convinced me that I was ugly

My vibe reduced by 80%
From the once lively boy though I was a bit shy
To an introvert with very low self esteem
I didn't want to be around people . So they thought I was being proud meanwhile inside myself I was thinking this people were better than me and I'm not worthy to stand in their midst.

E no easy oh
Now I'm recovering Sha

Same thing I faced when I was with my bestie . Thank Goodness d say we don cut ties after three years .

If I remember, I was this happy guy with so much life and vibe in me but this girl kept belittling me , kept calling me ugly and somehow insulted me regularly so she could feel beautiful.
How TF do you introduce me to your friends as "My ugly bestie " who does that

Thank God say we don don split Sha because my life had turned upside down . From extrovert that was loved to an introvert. When I started becoming quiet people , most people , perceived it as pride ,even my closest nigga started calling me proud , not knowing I was battling with low self esteem. Chai!!
Helen e no go better for you!

Asababoi2:
Neither APC nor PDP can rescue you Nigerians living in Nigeria. Let us comment on the guards that are in chains(provided the photos are accurate) and condemn what appears to be sin against humanity.

Thanks to you all the freedom fighters of nairaland.

That's the culture of the people

Mo3891:




Kim Jong Obaseki would soon go and remove the roof of oba's palace




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And run mad a day after

Nicepoker:
She works in a brothel. you are shocked, yet you want to engage in premarital sex with her.

I wanted to but this new findings dae hold me back make I no go catch wetin I no know

paulolee:
guy, there is nothing bad about it, its the norm of almost all naija girls this days and they tag it runs or hookup..
the difference with this ur bea is that she works in the company..

It's sad bro

Vulcanheph:
First of all , you are not even sure if she really works in the brothel, since you have not really seen her working there.....stop Jumpin into unnecessary conclusion

I'm 75% sure now
I'll tell her let's go drink in the bar of the brother intentionally to see if she'll say NO
If she says NO then she works there

Most of them try to hide it and because I know her family members she'll try to hide it with her life

johnkey:
Almost every naija girls are sex workers now, money for hand yansh for ground simple so stop acting surprised

Na wetin my brother tell me be that
Even your responsible GF fit dae do runs

After all Erigga said
" Even ashawo seff they get serious boyfriend"

Ayemileto:
Lol.

Just imagine OP saying "God is bringing food to his table".

So God already gave you approval for fornication, such that he's now sending ladies to you himself?

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Also, I want to believe the story is either fiction, or OP lied in some parts, because some aspects do not conform with each other.

Why would I waste my time fabricating a story
This thing is happening oh

StoneColdxx:
Sha take am easy with all these “knacking thoughts”.
These girls out there ain’t worth your D ✊�

Konji dae na
Wetin man go do

Based on high demand for the full story I'll complete it .

I later called her yesterday evening to know how she was doing and all . We talked for a while , I asked her " You've been in PH for almost a week yet you haven't made any effort to see me" , she said " it's not like that oh " I then told her to find time to come around to see me


She said she would be returning to her house around RSU but she'll try her best to see me before she goes . She then suggested I should come see her that she doesn't have Transpo rt fare to come

I said okay " Where do you stay ?" She didn't give me a description to her house or where she stays

You know what she said ?
"Enter Keke when you get to that fuel station in eagle cement call me , also call before coming "

Mind you the fuel station is just next to a popular brothel in Eagle cement. This came as a heavy shock as I'm now 75% sure she's hustling their .

It's shocking because this girl looks very decent and comes from a good home

Wetin go carry her go do allowee na wetin I no fit understand

I'll be visiting her today evening Sha
I'll sure try to ask technical questions to know if she actually works there .

And if my claims are true
E no go good oh!!!!!!!

Anyway the only benefit of this is that if she opens up to me , there's a high possibility that I'll be getting free knacks from her
Whenever I want .

Hezzyluv:
You saw her doing Olosho work?

We go meet up tomorrow

luminouz:
Front page on this story?

Well, the mod can be merciful sha

Take your frustrations somewhere else

ojun50:
No be new tin, she need money, she gus stay alive

My only surprise is that she looks decent plus na member of my church

Good evening Nairalanders , I'll not try to bore you but I have to say the Genesis of this story for you to understand properly.
Here we go :

We moved from Port Harcourt to my village before the first lockdown in Rivers State . We attended church service on Saturdays ( I'm a sabbatarian) My brother and I were sincerely surprised to see lots of people we left behind now looking very beautiful and attractive .

Omo my bro no waste time reason the girls there , he actually got one he wanted to bleep but the girl was actually trying to do long thing as per serious relationship that would lead to marriage na so my bro discharge but me on the other hand is a shy guy that has suffered in babes hand . I was tired of everything related to following girls or chasing ( as they call it) I resolved to stop , Improve on myself and see where that takes me .

One very fine evening I received a friends request on Facebook from who seemed to be my church member ( Too many mutual friends from church )
She looked very beautiful so I accepted her request. Soon after that she chatted me up and I had made up my mind to make sure that in whatever I was going to do she'll do the chasing and I'll do the forming , I'll not show interest ( because the more I do the more she backs out ) .

She led the chat asking me questions and trying to strike a fun convo but I acted normal , although I was impressed and happy I didn't show my excitement. I chatted normally .

We kept on chatting and chatting , getting to know ourselves better and all but I was still careful not to go to any sex related topic because I'll just expose all my intentions .

As God may have it we started chatting about sex and other sec related topics . She asked if I was single and I said yes , I asked her she said she was single too . We went on and on talking about what turns us on ,Regrets , pre-intimacy and the rest . Gradually my interest in this girl started growing but I tried as much as possible to hide it.

Fast forward to when the lockdown was over , I came back to PH with my family members . I didn't try much to keep in touch with her anymore cuz I knew if we could talk about sex on chat I'm halfway there so there's no need to act like a peacock on heat .

We chatted later and she told me she wanted to come back to PH ( I forgot to mention that we both school at RSU and she stays off campus).
I was happy cuz it seemed God was bringing food to me
She told me she was coming to PH that her friend called her for a work but she needed money to come as she was broke . I immediately suggested she borrowed from a friend as I was not on cash to send her shishi . She said she would try her best , that she would be in PH the next day evening I replied " Okay " .


Next day evening I called her almost immediately after she picked the call I asked her if she was in pH ( I was already day dreaming how to knack her as girls were becoming scarce)[right][/right]

While we were talking on the phone she asked me where I lived I told her iwofe ,UOE . she said Okay . It was when I asked her where she was staying to work that I received a shock ( I had imagined she'll stay at her off camp house near school but NO!!!) . She said she was staying at Eagle , I asked , Eagle Island?? She said No , Eagle cement which is a trekable distance from my house Choiiiiii see joy!!!!!!

But but wait , I reasoned what could she be doing at Eagle cement
Because she previously told me her friend informed her of a job that was available . What could this job be ?

Immediately my kind went to that brothel but my claims and thoughts weren't right yet I wanted to be sure

To be continued......

Lalasticlala Front page please

Kalatium:
Nigerian markets are filled with drama. Today i will like to share some of my annoying market experience.

1. Last year i was passing through the market but was blocked by an igbo man that i should come and buy his bedsheets, i told him i was just passing. While we were altercating another man came and met us that i should buy shoes from his shop i told them i was not interested. They both started dragging me each telling me to go to his shop i angrily told them to back off that they are harrassing me and they stop.

2. I went to buy shoes on a faithful day when a man told me he knows where i can buy correct shoes. He took me to the place and after buying the shoe, he told me the shoe can easy get spoiled that he will take me to the guy that will help me fix shoe nails for free. We went there and i ask the guy hope its free he said yes. After he added the shoe nails to my shoe he told me it was 1500 naira. I was flabbergasted and petplexed, i told him didnt he said it was free. He said he doesn’t like such nonsense thats it's the first one that is for free. Before i know many people gathered around because we were seriously quarelling. Then the initial man that brought me there said he will pay 1000 naira and i will pay the remaining 500naira i was angry. I just had to close my eyes and pay that money.

3. Another day i bought some pair of shoes and while coming back. A man who was sitting down was shouting bros, bros i am talking to you come and enter my shop. In my mind i was like "see this man o is it jazz you are using that will make you enter my shop.

So, whats your annoying market Experience?

That's particular shoe nail shit I experienced it at mile 1 market in PH two years ago . After feeling me it was free they told me to pay 1300 something wey I no budget ... Las Las it reduced my money

Vulcanheph:
Guy you don fall my hand..... You would have said yes and After knackin you would have avoided her for like a week and when she finally sees you, you would have told her that you have a lot going on at the moment so you are not ready for a relationship, she would have raved and cursed but at the end She will calm down....simple.

Because you'll sell your soul for pussy
#Spits

Ladycewhy:
With the money exchanging hands in these so called brothels, rape is at a all time high , so do we now say ,this generation of men are the most depraved?

Na the bad examples you go ever find ,how about Otedola and his wife? . And don't forget ned probably has a wife who he was with before he blow.


Now I see where your problem sterms from ,that's why I said before that there is something fundamentally wrong somewhere ,the bolded is a proof that you have an underlying issue. *Again,it's not normal to just pick some random girl ,hump and pour ,like how do people do that?* .

@ the bolded
People of different class have engaged in such more than 5million Nigerians.
When y'all try to play hard to get with your pussies as if no be Bleep you go still use am Bleep.


I have no underlying issue , the fact is clear y'all girls like to front and guys these days don't have time for stress .

oglalasioux:
This guy lost my respect when he contested for president. There's no way I'll believe he's not doing this for political purpose.

Revolutions are carried out by revolutionaries not politicians.

How will he achieve that without becoming president He surely has plans to change Nigeria

But he should have contested gubernatorial election instead .

ednut1:
Nigerians are not united a revolution is a futile effort. We need military coup

I've always whispered this to my brother .
When a party ( APC or PDP) set the place ablaze let everyone perish . I'm tired . Even if we cannot achieve that feat in the country I've started planning it for Rivers State .



You can also suffocate them with gas or put a bomb beneath their cars

Ladycewhy:
more like some people are too weak for relationships ,like they always say , cheating is easy why not try being faithful . .


Another saying goes this, "marriage is hard work".


And also for the goals chasing, I am yet to see the old money affluent ones with real wealth talk that way , go figure.


The truth is it's just easy to Chuck penis ,pour and come out. There is something fundamentally wrong with a man who just Chuck penis pour and go,ask a therapist


And I will like to point out that the bolded is absolutely false as this generation has the highest rate of perverted men who even impregnate their own daughters . Rape has never been this so much in the increase,even old grandmothers are not spared.

Have you visited a brothel ?? A day more than 1m is payed by different classes of people to get layd . What does that say?? Most people who are busy or sex starved come there to ease themselves and satisfy their sexual cravings .

Big men don't waste time chasing a girl . You know most of them have lil girls they love around with . Just like Ned woko you know that the only reason Regina married him is because he had cash and she didn't hesitate .

The chase is good but long chasing is a waste of valuable time .

That's how I chased one idiot for a year , thank God say I run . Happiness where ever you are TFY!!!!!

Las Las gee no be work
#SayNoToYahooYahoo

tnerro1:
Bros, just tolerate and continue texting first, once u bleep her(very well o) na she go come Dey text first

Looking your dignity as a man all because you want to Bleep
Pussy ass Nigga #spits

Op please return your dick to your parents you no need am

mechanics:
Because she knows the evil intention of the person calling her, so she won't come, not all ladies are wayward.

She can simply say
" I can't come " straight up than promising the some of Adam and giving him high hopes then not showing up . It's becoming a norm for them girls .

Ladycewhy:
Honestly when the Nigerian guy says "come to my house" na to fvck o ,and this thread just proves it. See that one taking concuction so he can shift someone's womb like say he know road to her papa house. The very reason i usually ask a guy that tells me to come to his house 'if they are minting money at his house" lol .

However i do not approve the way ladies have been going about it, is it fear or shyness that will not make you pick your call and tell him you are not coming? Or even tell him straight up the first time he brings it up that you wont come. Ladies we need to do better, maybe thats why most guys feel i am blunt and they can't handle it. Me refusing to come to your house is not breaking any law so i will tell you straight up and if you start giving me attitude ,i delete you.Na my pussy and i will decide when to bring it to your house,not on your terms,if you want your terms ,go carry ashawo (for socially awkward men ).

Who said ashawo is for socially akward men??
Some people are just too busy to be chasing y'all upandan . Some hav life goals and chasing y'all will distract them. So they rather pay to have that pussy y'all are feeling big for

Furthermore, there are different levels of prostitution from the sugar daddy to ashawo beer parlor na the same hustle . I don't really blame them Sha

Same way you can't do that is same way they wouldn't if they had another source of income or a choice . I noticed most of those prostitutes are ashamed of their jobs . Although they've helped to reduce sexual assaults in the society .

egopersonified:
You invite a girl who is not your girlfriend to your house, you prepare for sex and she doesn't show up and you all are telling us your stories of having the same experience and deleting her number and what not. But if she makes the date and you sleep with her, you come on nairaland to call all girls 'except my mother and sisters' oloshos.

I discovered that you'll always be disappointed trying to have a girl that is not your GF over . Na this lockdown time I really knew the importance of GF wey dae live close .


I've been in distance relationships infact I was in two before the lockdown . It was all fun and jokes until I couldn't see them when konji came they were too far this drovee nuts

I just had to evaluate my life and cut off stress .

Lanretoye:
All I see is someone wanting to bring down someone’s business.

Well this is bad business

Futuragetty:
Come here in the north, Every body seem to have an AK-47 rifle. If I have my way, I'm getting a shotgun for myself. you won't understand.

Northern Nigeria or Anambra north?

Cherrybae:
Why is it that this govt hates every good things for us. Now I have a crush in BBN and his family have asked me to mobilize for votes for him and if he wins they will ask him to marry me.

I have started reaching out to many people and spent huge now the FG wants to ban it.

I regret supporting this govt.

Godforbid!!!!!!!
You're almost useless

Noneroone:
NCDC is the right agency to stop it as far as covid 19 guideline violation is concerned not lai Muhammed, except there's something we don't know.

Lai Mohammad is the minister of information and communication and the NBC ( Nigerian broadcasting cooperation) is under him . He is the right person to regulate what is to be aired or not .

BBN would be banned , Glory to God
If you don't like it
Take rope and do the needful IDGAF