₦airaland Forum

thebosstrevor1:
Good for him.

What is 2.3 billion naira in dollars?

That is 5,947,916.84 dollars

This is small when compared to what south african banks give out to top shareholders

The Naira has been devalued that is what you should know . If na before that money fit reach 11m dos

iLegendd:
Oh, light is free an 24/7 over here — we don't pay bills. You guys voted for Buhari twice and now he is increasing all the bills. Una go hear wee. E never start. You better stay awake and hustle legit o! else na suffer you go suffer.

You stay outside Nigera

obembet:
Most Nigerians guys believe that its total scam for a Lady to have a male friend as bestie when they in serious relationship.

But the truth there is that most ladies prefer a male Friend as bestie because ladies believe that men are more secretive than ladies and its more easier to get good advice from a guys than Ladies.

So can you allow your girlfriend to have male friend as bestie?



Cc Lalasticlala
MissyB3
Fynestboi
Dominique
mynd44

I don't know about others but my bestie has sucked my diccc more than 18 times

SocialJustice:
People are wicked. Try teaching them how to fish and they will kill you and poison your pond. Poor people are some of the most wicked people moving around especially in Nigeria where they are so entitled.

This is true poor people are so entitled and bitter

HuntSon:
So you really want us to hate ourselves because we're not like you?? I'm GAY and PROUD!!!

Baba fucking pussy doesn't change one's sexuality, Gays goes beyond wanting to have sex with the same gender man. I Bleep pussy at times. I AM GAY!!!! It will not make me hetero.

Pls stop stressing me out, find a book and read...it's 2020!

"Find a book and read it's 2020"??

Chai it's a pity
If only your dad knew him for pour the sperm for bed
I wonder what's tasty about your fellow man's ass

mcdokwe:
I don't know o, but in my community, I'm sure land for cultivation won't became problem if you want to lease but can't say much about purchase.

Okay I'd like some for lease
Hoe much do they charge??

God will bless you for this decision
You go florish

HuntSon:
Bro, you don't have to tell movie producers what to produce man cos it's their money

They're not forcing anything on you! What about in many action movie genres, that the actor will have an unnecessary girlfriend or wife? Or multiple unnecessary hetero characters in one movie or genre, even if it doesn't correlate with the plot?? Do we gays complain??

Your problem is that you think being gay has to do with romance genre all the time! Even if an action or sci-fi series is made, and the main cast is gay without any romantic interests....y'all will still scream AGENDA!!

Bro I can't believe you're actually proud of being gay FFS
How can you leave fresh pussy to Bleep your fellow guy yansh




















God forbid bad thing!!!!!!!

Is land still available in abia state ??
If yes how much can I get a cheap land

smellingKPEKUS:
10years ago, while my parents where giving me and my bros money for school fees, they paid for shool fees and other fees, while i saved mine 4 years later they graduated and i told my family i have 2 extra years, they paid more fees and i saved it , i was also doing business by the side. 3 years ago, i summed up all the cash and travelled to europe. today, one of my bro earns 120 to 150k, the other one is jobless. they all depend on me for support. now i am a millionaire and i am going back to school like a don.
guys education in naija is rubbish. use the money to learn trade or do better biz

You're stupid Sha
Believe me you're very stupid
I blame your ignorant parents

Education is very valuable it's just that Nigerians are not innovative they are waiting to be spoon fed by the government. There are too many opportunities in Nigeria , tooooo many. The Government'no dae even reason those sectors hence the private sector should harness those opportunities and cash out . I always tell people with the number of opportunities littered in Nigeria I'll be naive to leave . I will simply take advantage and make billions . Idea and innovation is key.

UDOKABESTLUV:
Bro, I'm a Graduate, But on the other hand. I don't depend on government Job to make a living, Everybody In Nigeria knows that UDOKA BEST LOVE Is Into blogging Business, To God Be The Glory, They are paying me in U.S DOLLAR's depending on the amount of traffic I generated from my website.

How you take run am baba teach me

marshalcarter:
Alaba people welcome bro

Welcome what??
You're one of the stupid persons that encourage theft in Nigeria
Spits!

ElegantWoman:
Good Morning Pals.
Just this morning,there was news all over the neighbourhood that a certain girl i know pretty much has been sleeping with her father.It was a very shocking news because nobody expected such.They were traced to a regular hotel where they always meet.The elder brother who had since suspected the abnormal activities between his Sister and their father decided to keep them on close watch due to curiousity I guess..He was the one who traced them to the hotel twice b4 informing the rest of the family members about their activities..She is 26years old and she happens to be a very decent girl before now.She has a very big salon where i usually go to make my hair and that was how i got to know her.
Situations like this amazes a lot of people but in my own summary and analysis,i feel cases of incest sex are adding up everyday especially in Nigeria..
What is ur say on these?

I can't actually do it with family members but there's this my cousin that gets me. She's my distant or second cousin asin how we are related dates back to my grand father.
She's just the kind of person I'm looking for small, straightforward and a vibe to be around. Just Sunday evening (this past Sunday) we were together just chilling and catching some vibes. It was nice Sha.
She actually seniors me with like 3yrs

Youonlyliveonce:
Best Line For a Lady you see on the street

You: Hi
Lady: [Frowns] Hi
You: I can Swear I have seen you before
[That will get her attention to look at you well]
Lady: I don't think so
You: Well you look like the Angel I saw in my dream last night
Lady: [Smiles]
You: My name is bla bla by the way, what's yours
Lady: Bla Bla
You: well that name definitely fits an angel, do you mind if I have your number you never can tell I might be your future husband
Lady: i dont give out my number bla bla [or if you are cute she might give you easily at this stage]
You: don't worry I promise not to disturb you just to keep in touch that's all.

If this doesn't work come and shoot me tho your confidence is the Major player, just have in mind she can't slap you or do anything worst case scenario she refuses.

Cheers!

You see this particular format?
E cast before abacha die

PrinceOfEast:
When i start naso i dey fear woman..until i start to mingle with gees and go outings na there i start to get liver take talk to girls based on say my gees dey give me ot and moral....

bro, no fear any vagina...them no fit slap u (abi them dey mahd!) package urself, dey free around ladies and no dare make them realise say you dey fear! talk to them like say u dey talk to ur fellow man but put sugar for ur talk, just dey whine d babe and make her smile but if her head strong..abobi disembark....

From your cappings I sure say you be PH blood
I hail bro!!

Jannuxajj:
I will try but the truth be say woman no dey my mind but konji one kill man

Hook up with a hoe then

I think you're an introvert and may be battling with lie self esteem.
The first thing to do is to take sex off your mind when approaching people.

Try making friends with her rather than the wooing. Introduce yourself and stuff like that.
Don't go saying you look beautiful or I like your hair and things like that.

Kalatium:
Bro. I will advice you to read HARDDON's dating drills on this platform.

Op don't oh
That drill will only help you to get girls laid but won't help you to get social and stuff.

TkhGuy:
Time and space is all it takes to understand which is which,

Listen carefully,
when a guy knows too much his odd to becomes rich and self determining to be independent is 0.01

When a girl knows too much, her odd to become a whoore, disrespectful and dependent is 0.01


1. The age in which a girl start using smartphone will tell you a lot about when she started her journey into doing what she likes contrary to what her parent trained her, mostly negative,

In guys, it's mostly positive.

2. The age which a girl started living alone like squatting with a friend far from her parental home tells a lot, same goes with guys.

3. You can't trust a girls loyalty if she is in high institution when you not, meeting with different people everyday, not good for marriage if you are not in the same institution with her,

4. A girl with two cephone lines between 16 to 24, 80% chance she is a business girl meaning she is likely willing to sell her self to any customer,

6. You can't go into a serious relationship that ends in marriage with a girl that serves public for her core profit with the pedal in her hands as a marketer, her pussy opens up to make sales depends on the offer, apparently everything is for sale, her odd of body counting many guys is 0.0001

7. Most girls that graduated from high institution have tasted a lot inches don't ask me, if you add the secondary school days, that would be plus,

8. A girl you constantly see online on the internet is playing international championship trying to win a trophy, while the one you see at the club is playing friendly match, but both belongs to the street. 80% chance of 8 body count in 4 years

9. A girl who loves money but have no job, have 0.001 odd chance becoming a hoes. Anything goes

10. A girl with lot of male friends in her life & on her what's app contact is like a street dog, you can't spot which male dog takes turns, cos in reality they are there for back up for black out days, and relays For switch over.

11. A girl with more money is competing with female ponstars in body count,, these ones are constantly on adventure to test new stuffs, they always have more body count.

12. How many smartphone she has used can be traced to different body counts, as these smart device don't come cheap, girls rarely buy one with their own money, one way or another her pussy opened to different body, she gat another smartphone.

13. Lastly, a working class lady and a girl who post their pictures on internet is like bill board, she is out to get loads of dcks & will trade a lot more, devil will be more honest than this ones

If you think otherwise as girl, hahahaha you must be guilty. But as guy, you are having one already so see for your selves in the comments below.

I don't know where you were born and raised buts it's most likely you were raised in a slum. You just clearly stated that you've been meeting classless broke ladies hence where you gained all these shallow understanding you term wisdom. Go out and meet girls. There are girl that can buy you and those other guys up praising you as if you wrote something meaningful. Mtchew!

maxzzo1:
Doesn't look like cutlass but all d same sori next time no fight again.....ospac has done a great job that police cannot do in onelga, ahoada Emuoha and ikwerre LGA so don't come here and spoil der name.....they have dismantle cultist, robbers, kidnappers and crime in those areas have reduce drastically....

Don't kind the op he had been paid by skull miners to dent the image of OSPAC

OSPAC would never do this. This is a lie from the pit of hell. I advice all readers to not believe this lie. Evil doers in society mostly the current ONELGA chairman is paying people to dent the name of OSPAC so that the IGP will collect their arms and they ( PDP members in the region) will return to their skull mining business that drove people away from ONELGA and other neighboring LGA's. OSPAC had brought peace to rivers state. I believe this op is sponsored by the skull miners.

Candycrushy:
That's touching...always see yourself as beautiful no matter who says otherwise, don't let anyone opinion affect you dear...goodluck

No be say I been ugly seff
The girl had low self esteem but was using me to make herself feel better

Thanks dear!

Firespitter:
I be seer naa

Her name starts with R

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

bigcee:
Lol ...She gaslighted you

I swear, plunged my happy soul into low self esteem and depression.

majamajic:
Neo is intimidating the housemates as area boy , as a mafia outside the house , so them dey fear him

As a mafia??

Liliantalks:
yeah , u wouldn’t be able to stop .

So far as I relieve myself of the sexual burden and urge I'm cool . I can control my urge tho

Firespitter:
I kno the girl that did this to you . Should I mention her name?

I don't even know you to start with

Try your luck tho
Who

Scavy:
Away Team never wins .... even with the 22 odds on bet9ja..

they hardly play draw...


then as for the home teams with 1.05 odds to win..... what can one do with odds like that?

The worst part is that most of you all here saying Jack and spewing thrash are just making assumptions. Enyimba , plateau United and Akwa United had been thrashing teams away from home

Asabe4:
The pitch alone will discourage you

When last did you watch an NPFL game??

ojaysam25:
Poor management. And lack of advance visual effect...the camera is not top notch...selling and buying of food by the touch line...the league is not serious a beg.

When last did you watch an NPFL game?