₦airaland Forum

Goahead:
I wouldn't trust a country that builds Peugeot and Citroën to build a critical military hardware in the form of submarines. It will likely spend more time in the workshops than in the ocean.

,your last line ,lol ,you wee not make heaven ,make Peugeot 504 owners no catch you o

Maski87:
Do you know how much 1 egg costs,you want me to cook 16 for a snake?

guy I don fall from chair oo , hahahaha

Imagine comparing an Iguana (WizKid) to a fire spitting Dragon (Fela Anikulapo kuti) .
Same Wizzy wen him hit songs no de last pass 2 months ,you waan compare am with person when he songs shake full Aso rock ,shake Presidency , open Citizens eyes ,prophesy about the future accurately and still remain evergreen even till this day?

Na wao ,, this waan na yeye talk joor ,make I go download Fela mix abeg

I laugh at those struggling to identify the breed of dog without asking the OP the reason he's so keen to know the name of the breed.
Op must be an Alaye whose Man has a pet dog he isn't familiar with ,hence the efforts to know the dog breed so that he can claim he's a pet lover to his Woman ..

Only the legends will understand

Just the way the Aso rock cabals used Jubril el sudani ,Buhari's lookalike to scam Nigerians .

As for me , I'm still praying that one day I will not resemble someone who escaped from prison because anywhere I go , someone somehow must take a second look and say something like " I have seen this face before ,when did you return from Kogi? " Me when never enter south west before .
Nowadays if someone accost me and give me that look ,I immediately tell the person " Oga I know wetin you de think ,forget am ,no be me be the person when you think say I be,I de resemble many people ,no vex".
To avoid stories that touch the placenta

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Cc:

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Cc:
Yes, almost all of us @[/b] have been mistaken for [b]Our Darling Mommy and Our Darling Daddy Numerous times.

It's good to look like good and honest people in life sha.

God bless our Beautiful Darling Mommy and our Darling Darling Handsome Daddy.

If u no like ya mama and papa, na ya wahala for life be dat oooo

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Cc:

Na God save you say no be Naija , Police for first light your leg with bullet like the way dem do Anini before the realisation go set in .
God saved you indeed

Make dem check inside the girl Kpekus ,the pistol go de inside .

They have graduated from stealing Phones,money and clothes from Niggas houses after sex romps to stealing Pistols ,, Taliban girls everywhere

Wahala be like wetin


Buhari trouser

My favourite Pornster

But how is it possible for 3 men to steal 20 live cows? Take it to the market and sell .
ABI dem de pack them with wheelbarrow .

Myhusband:
if them zeal used in capturing Evans is used on this bandits we wouldn't have gotten to his random ransom payment




God in his infinite mercy should just help us end this Buhari, oh lord of isreal end this useless cow govt for us

This one is still calling on the Lord of Israel !

Seems the scales have fallen off his eyes.

I mean who in his right senses will settle down with this dry kpanla Acholonu of a girl when there are thicker ,more beautiful and rounded babes around..

It's so painful watching the agony Arsenal fans pass through these days , you can't even troll them because it be equivalent with mocking a corpse

Ritualists don drop format

Myer:
The king will fulfill his coronation rites but as a Christian he is not bound nor condemned by them.

How do you think God will establish kings on the earth? By Christians avoiding coronation rites?
Do you even know what it means to be a Christian?

1 Corinthians 10:23
All things are lawful for me, but not all things are helpful; all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

Meaning you cant condemn a king for fulfilling coronation rites as long as he know who he is in Christ.
Even several people condemned Jesus for even mixing with sinners and prostitutes. So be careful when God is working you might be working against him.

Hope you know the Coronation rites comprises the sacrificing of several fresh human heads ?

MrColdsweat:
Please, what is a 36years old Milner doing at Liverpool?

He's better than Fred

Happy birthday Uncle Jay Jay .

George weah retired and became Liberian president, Eto'o retired became an ambassador and helped youths in his country, Didier Drogba vied to be FA president ,Sadio Mane is still playing but has built hospitals in Senegal but you Okocha ,,you retired ,came back ,teemed up with Victor Ikpeba to popularise Nairabet and Bet9ja to further frustrate and
Sapa the already frustrating youths in Nigeria ..

It is well senior man

These Beasts terrorise the Hindu villages ,they maul all those they come across yet when they are cornered ,the residents call wild life officials to tranquilize them , relocate them so they can return and continue wrecking havoc ..

This is why i prefer Nigeria at times ,,by now Leopard bushmeat for cheap for Effurun market

The day one of the useless BBN housemates will call another housemate a "cow" ,that day Buhari will ban the nonsense show .
Just watch

Taiwojon:
Oh no

My arsenal why?
We need striker nah.

Moving away from that.
Don't let the devil steal your joy. Repent from your sins and believe on Jesus.

He ever love you.

Jesus saves

How can you support a devilish team like Arsenal and expect Jesus to love you ?
Forget it ,if you like post 24-7 ,embark on aggressive evangelisms ,you can't win a soul ..
God no de put im hand for failure ,lai lai

Someone should ask the Saleh if he coached Egypt and Libya for free or was he paid with Arabic explosives ?

Y'all saw a graphic video but all I saw is a new meme

He should have built on the last season hype to move to an attack minded team like Atalanta , Dortmund , Ajax or Lille .
He's too good to come sit on the bench for Rashford and Martial , he should move ASAP ,, only then will he fully utilize his talents and show the world the true stuff he's made of.
Just like Emiliano Martinez had the balls to move from that cursed club Arsenal ,now he's not only a regular starter in Aston villa, he's one of the Epl's finest goalkeepers and just nailed his starting berth in the Argentina squad with the Copa America trophy..

But it would be nice to see him play in Liverpool, he will be a good alternative to Sadio Mane

A club that have Ansu Fati, Griezmann, Dembele, Aguero,Braithwaith ,Coutinho ,Depay should be able to win matches easily .
The major problem is the Defence ,As far as Mr Shakira is still in the heart of defense ,the likes of Mbappe will continue to take us for a ride.

Barca board is just like the Nigerian government ,they know that the defence is porous yet always spend millions of euros buying awkward strikers who are more conscious of their long hair than scoring goals.
Just like Nigerian government know that Miyetti Allah are the real terrorists supporters but chase after Igboho ,Kanu and Tompolo .

Any of my future sons and daughters wen nogree play ball ,I go first arrest am with Effcc before I disown am ..

Gooooooodddd ooo see money !!!!

With which MB??

Yet someone will say the Lion is the king of the jungle when it's clear a lion cannot defeat a full grown hippo in one on one physical combat

Don't be surprised that Buhari will not lift a finger to make sure such a National disgrace doesn't happen again but if it were Cows that were disqualified , Buhari would have banned Olympics like Twitter

He will still come back and deny the apology .

It's either the pastor is an APC member or he's preaching under the influence of weed.

Don't be surprised that some of these end time pastors sometimes mix weed with their morning tea in other to get some divine inspiration and motivation with which they face hundreds or thousands of people fearlessly and can tear bill without fear .

Whenever you hear "the spirit just told me that 17 millionaires are in this church now ,if you know you are among the 17 run forward with a seed of 10,000 naira in your hands " just know it's not the Spirit of God cos God will never need human money , even if he will ,not a Useless and Worthless currency like the Naira .

It's the spirit of weed .
So pasta go and Shalaye no more

Don't be surprised to discover the Russian girl is one of those feminists claiming they don't need a man but secretly give the bear hot doggie at times ,, after all bears can stand on their feet like a man and can also grab waist ..

The future is confused

izubext007:
I just googled about Tonga is a peaceful island no Islam.

trouble na better thing ?
Why you de find am,, hahahaha