₦airaland Forum

Cj4charles:
Can i ask u for something, Me........

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]You’re talking nonsense...

Bailey’s match stats has no basis for him being the man of the match compared to Ronaldo’s brace and shots on goal...

Your commentary is worthless and disgraceful along with being unintelligent! [/color]

This is the reason why women should be banned from polluting the beautiful game of Football , y'all should stick to zee world and big brother because y'all brains clearly lack the vital cells to analyse soccer .
Just because Ronaldo's handsome face makes your wrinkled pussy drip with rotten fish smelling juice , you tend to downgrade the extra hard work of Baily who not only kept Man utd in the game but also covered for the crashed skyscraper Maguire, you even go as far as insulting sane minds trying to school you .
See just leave football matters and go audition for porn like your role model Tiwa Savage.

Azaman wen no gree deliver percentage , he better watch him back cos who get client de para gaan .

Elliot2:
Swimming is one life skill every parent must teach their kids, and start from when they are very young. As an ijaw man, water is like another land for me where I freely enjoy nature through swimming, so I feel very bad when people drown in water in an avoidable circumstances. Just in a week you can become expert in swimming if you are dedicated. It is not difficult to learn. About a few months ago, I taught a mature man how to swim , and he learnt very fast and was able to pass his swimming test and got the job and now he is in Escravos. Please, everyone should endeavor to learn how to swim. It could save your life and others, and in some cases, give you that dream job.

I had a friend , a full blown ijaw and itsekiri guy , he taught others how to swim , he drowned and died last year in a swimming pool (shallow section).
So no too rake abi you never hear say even divers deh Lego for water?

Mercychen:
Lol.. its this kind of funny people I like around me. I go don laugh Taya.. .

from laughing at his jokes to moaning under his strokes

HenryDion:
Talk to me when you have millions in your account... For now, you can't relate!

Oga public relation , how many girls you don date before ,carry 1 million naira and iPhone 12 pro max give under 2 weeks?

De justify bad thing you hear , any girl wen go take encouragement from this your statements , go follow who go use am do ritual , her blood go de your head.

Ritualism apologist

HenryDion:
Everything is not yahoo. What does the autopsy report say?

Autopsy no de detect spiritual matters .
Better rest , even Forex traders no de dash girl 1 million in just two weeks of dating

Kajaard:
Majority of these girls are daft and without morals.

That's how I was driving in Lekki and it was raining so I just gave a lady a lift to the Admiralty way. When she reached where she was to drop off she now asked why I did not ask for her phone number. I told her I have a girlfriend and just wanted to give her a lift. Loose girls everywhere.

If na guyman you see stranded and rain de fall , you go gree give am lift?
Yet when car needs pushing na the same guys you abandon you go call come help you push motor , you no go call on the ladies when you de cruise the car with .
Why car owners be like that sef?

kingthreat:
All the villagers should contribute 3k each and buy AK47s

na 2 quack Aks dem want tek fight the herdsmen? Make dem just pack out joor before dem meet their wateryloo .
Their masters are in town

Op firstly , boil hot water , then cut their throats , all of them , submerge their bodies In the hot water , remove their feathers , butcher , then fry the meat with hot gidi-gidi groundnut oil ( don't forget to add salt ) .
After frying , use to prepare stew , then cook white rice , gather your neighborhood and dish the rice , stew and chicken for Area to feast on , do this and thank me later cos God will bress you

Ashawo come do your hobby !!!

Before I killy person o , arrest me !

All we are saying , whenever she wanna release another one , she should make it longer and more clearer , at least 4 minutes , with the whole black pussy , pink lips , clit and labia in full view with the juices leaking .

And hey ! She should select a bigger and longer gbola this time , with rugged veins crisscrossing the shaft.
I case my rest

Abeg paste your brother address so he can be arrested instantly before he terminates all the endangered species in the wild

Another Chidinma on the loose .

SAY NO TO CHIDINMA

Imagine a magistrate issuing a search warrant on the house of a supreme court justice
Revoked or not , it's only a matter of time , the magistrate will be demoted to a court clerk .
Fear 9ja

Forgodsgrace:
if you know any viable business someone can invest at least 3m and make a daily profit of 30k,contact me .

akintundeforgodgrace 18 @ g mail . Com

CBN .

Apply for P.O.S machines , and have agents working for you , you will change the 3 million naira into 20 naira notes , 50 naira , 100 naira and 200 , your agents will be going to night clubs and parties to sell the money to those who wanna spray, especially Yahoo boys .
Where I am now , if you wanna change 1000 naira , they give you 800 naira , 200 naira their profit , while in Ughelli , 2000 naira change is 3k , imagine your agents selling your 3 million naira at a rate of 800 naira for 1 k , trust me that's a gain of 600 k , by the time you deduct the salaries of your agents , you will still be left a huge profit .
Mind you , your chances of making losses is almost unlikely and your goods ( the naira notes) wouldn't spoil or lose value anytime , And the more you invest Capital , the more your profits because Nigerians must activate in Owambe and yahoo guys must water the club with showers of currency.
Do this and thank me later.

Atiku wouldn't have lost the last Presidential election if he have been properly advised .
All he needed to do , is to sponsor a sexual and erotic topic to the front-page of Nairaland , give all the viewers voters card and lobby them to vote for him , his victory over Buhari would have been a landslide .

Check the number of viewers for confirmation

Everyone knows Sir Alex Ferguson to be a long time member of the Ogboni confraternity, UK branch , he has been using Man utd destiny and the happiness of their fans to change head .
He will always protect his loyal boy Ole at the detriment of the club .

Vinnie2000:
Nah! You lie!

A serious Person can open a Church and get 100 members within One year!

All he needs is a Good Space, Musical Instruments, Generator, one Good Chorister and One Prayer Warrior!

Boom! Members will come and Pastor will start enjoying Tithes!

You forgot to add the key ingredient ,, A reliable, efficient , productive and technical native doctor

Omicron007:



Go to PSG at your own peril.
They already have Lord Luxembourg's mentee, the Short Fraud and that Samba boy Neymar.

na God go help you , see as you cast the two goats

ThierryJay:
Sounds like you are mimicking a popular Christian song lol. Let me help you in full:

"Lord Pendumbourg, that is your name

You will never share penalty with anyone,
You will never share penalty with anybody,

Lord Penaldo, that is your name"

Una go use laff kill person for this Nairaland one dayo

Wick3:
Mbappe actually failed to score that penalty cos of indecision. From what I observed, I think he was trying to go for a Panenka as Messi did, then at the last minute he decided to go for power.

Dude almost killed a bird in the stadium

You are a card reader .
Sorry mind reader

Man utd fans dilemma at the moment .

If they lose ,they are sad
If they win ,they are still sad cos they gonna put up with Ole much longer .

All the ojoro , wuru wuru and corrupt manipulations Man utd used to win EPL matches during the Alex Ferguson era in collaboration with referee Howard Webb are haunting them seriously.
That's why since the Old man retired ,every other coach have failed ,even those who were serial winners like Mourinho and that's why they will never smell the Title for a long time .

#LawofKarma

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At the back, Man Utd are a shambles.
We have to be honest.
Watching them, they are a team full of world class players, but they aren't playing as a team.
When they get results, it is down to individual brilliance.

Meanwhile,
Ole has triumphed where many better managers have failed.
He's managed to find a way to stop Ronaldo scoring!
Sorry Man Utd Fans.

Savegely savage

paskal16:
Pulisic
Dembele
Hazard

This ones na sure bet for injuries every forking season

You forgot Keita and Chamberlain of Liverpool ,those ones ,na cabin biscuit legs dem get

Ajugunle thunder fire Laporta .

If Argentina will win the world cup next year ,they should pray Emiliano Martinez is fit and in top shape .
The guy is a gold mine

All hail the king!!

Old video .
Nairaland na real dump site

Not hating , but the outfit look like those coveralls worn by Chevron workers

How can I stream live , it's not showing on live football