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BentizilL0:
Coward act... 💯

A ragtag Hamas with nothing but homemade drone made the so called IDF soldiers useless, so this is what they can resort to??..

Bombing of civilian house when Hamas are still living with their drones intact? 😂😂

Till October 7, I never thought Israel would've been dragging best army with ragtag Hamas...

Israel is nothing without US, UK France and Co always fighting for her...

Provide Hamas with half of those Israel weapon and watch them turn Israel to a nobody...

Smh

😂😂😂 Well done , na so Una ginger Ukraine enter Russia hand , till today dem still bend hold wall deh collect doggy wotowoto.

Una don de ginger Hamas enter Israel and USA hand , na dem go continue to hear hwiiinnn...

This life , who pass you don pass you ,, Lion de sick, no mean say Goat go get heart go pay am courtesy visit.

You no get Air defence system against missiles
You no get Russia and BRICS as your ally
You no get Nuclear weapons
You de go smart go attack Israel.

No be JuJu be that ?

Kobojunkie:
The statement in bold is false. Satan does not directly quote scriptures, rather he twists what is written in to a lie when He then uses to scam those not paying attention or ignorant of what is in fact written.
.Go back through what Satan said to Jesus Christ and look up the references to see that what Satan said does not compare to what is in fact written.

You are talking in the nonsense bro , you think you are wiser than God who still allows Satan lives and still wields his powers till date .
Go and read the book of Job , Satan still goes to Heaven alongside with the sons of God to mark attendance , to the extent of betting against God about the faithfulness of Job ..

Y'all don't know that those Heavenly Beings have their way of settling their beefs while y'all sit on earth and be taking sides .

God can even forgive Satan , his former Angel today and he wouldn't need the permission of all you Humans or your numerous Pastors ....

If Jesus had known ,, he wouldn't have bothered to die for our sins

But she finish Obi sha

I wouldn't be surprised if she denies ever having sex with Will Simp

yungwilly:
Wetin bet don do me, mouth no fit talk, na one of my friend from mushin introduces bet to me since 2012 when I Dey school, I still Dey swe*r for abayo till today.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 And when dem go advice you the time e de intoxicate you ,, you no go ever gree Comot body

Every young man should celebrate two days in a year .

One his birthday

Second , the day he made a lasting decision to quit betting .

I'm 7 years out of it and have never regretted making that decision ....

Mine was one of my Churchy Ex , girl got a new position in her school fellowship and banned me from taking anything alcohol .

Back then my favourite brand was Action bitters , whenever I take it , boom , madam don show , once we kiss , she go begin frown and chastise me for taking shayo .

Later , when she's coming and I have taken shekpe , I will be rushing around to brush teeth and tongue ,, chew numerous Tom Toms , get she will still detect the smell of Action bitters .

Last last , we had to break up , I couldn't keep up trying to meet up with anyone's standard .

Will Smith ABI na Will Simp needs to come and learn the art of Husbandry from this distinguished Senator and Major General of Marriage affairs , Sen Ned Nwoko ..

Imagine me having half of Will's wealth yet simping for an old wrinkled ugly duckling like Jada , even slapping a brethren in public for that thing .

Wetin Sam Larry no go see for Gaza .

Anyway one thing I have noticed, Many playboys which sample and crave ladies with figure 8 and big yansh always end up marrying slim ladies that have no yansh ..

The thing just de somehow ,, why e be like that?

I don't know what really happened but it seems he broke the first law in the 48 Laws of power which says "Never outshine the master".

Okonkwo said in things fall apart , " if my neighbor can bite me on the ass without thinking of the shit there , then I too will bite him on the head without thinking of his brains there ".

Dem use avoidable mistakes swear for Bayelsa APC sef ??

Always avoid being a Victim in this Country .

You fit Lego throway while your Assailant walk scot free after 20 years even after bagging Death penalty ..

My girl sells Textile materials and outfits , I deliberately patronise her and always pay above the price , so she can see more gains and be encouraged in growing her clothing line ..

If I'm the Man here , if I must eat from the restaurant, I will surely pay , so as to help her increase her business and make her more independent ...

So it means , religious doctrines can be shelved aside when necessary by the real worshippers .

Meanwhile our fake worshippers here continue destroying alcohol yet collecting VAT money from its sale Monthly .

Nonsense and Islam

Until we vehemently and consciously develop our leagues and rebrand our own Football ,, our Sons will continue to suffer shege in the hands of the White Man ...

Solution is very simple 🤣🤣, though I know you will never take it .

Just meet some Master of Ceremonies (MCs) around your town , befriend them and follow them about during weekends to anchor their parties , also follow the ones that do Stand-up comedy to perform in shows in front of the crowd ..

Then with time you start holding the Mic to freestyle before their party starts , before you know it , you will be sent to anchor a Party and events , you will surely overcome your fears , master the crowd and how to see a thousand people as one Man in front of you the moment you hold the MIC.

It's not a theoretical prowess but practical , wake me up from a drunken sleep anytime of the night and I can immediately face Millions of humans to conduct any presentation or anchor the event with the MIC .

You know why , I have learnt to see them all as just one Man , with my past experiences hustling as an MC ..

So person fit just sit down for Abuja now , stand up come discover say one of him legs don lost ..

To those when de doubt this story so easily ,, hmmn , na pikin when no know him mama boyfriend de call am "Uncle".

Let them japa , other younger qualified personnels will take over .
We need a restructuring of the Lecturers especially in the Public Universities , most of them still use their outdated notes and are adamant to changes .
All they know is garbage in , garbage out , no new ideas , you can practically go back to 200 level after 5 years of graduation , write Semester exams and pass by just reading your old note you used back then , because it's same thing the Lecturer taught you is same thing he's teaching the younger generation without any modifications .

All they know is sleep around with young female students with big yansh , collect bribes to pass undeserving students and rig Elections ..

Make dem gettat

The same Waziri they despised has now become the expected Saviour to salvage the Nation's image .

Imagine the opposition teamed up before the Elections , the Country would not be where it is today ...

Delta needs cleansing seriously , the para mood with which teenagers chase the paper now is becoming very alarming .
Imagine seeing a 13 year old boy lamenting vehemently and swearing not to "love the mama again because she no gree wan drop the money when she agree to de pay on a stead "
13 year old boy controlling the mind of an 85 year old ..

seunmsg:
Is BVAS a collation machine? Why are you guys so ignorant like this? BVAS is an accreditation machine. It will be used for accreditation the same way it was used during the last general election. After results are counted and declared at polling units, the hard copies of form EC8A will be transmitted manually to ward collation centers for collation.

You too are also ignorant , the b-vas was not only used for accreditation but was also used to snap the results and transmit same to IREV ...

I worked as a P.O and couldn't transmit the results after the exercise in the Last Election , we had to use offline transmission while some Presiding officers took their B-vas to the Collation centres in the company of Party Agents to transmit same because the machine stopped transmission electronically ...

So don't limit the B-vas to only accreditation , we know the result sheets are manually collated in the Collation centres but B-vas transmits electronically , So if they want to just limit it to only accreditation , then it's a huge step backward ...

Be like INEC nai go really scatter this country last last , just 8 LGAs o , dem no fit transmit automatically ...
Going back to the Maurice Iwu and Jega days , chai ..

GO0DHardDick:
Dude I'm not the cause of your frustrations.

No matter how long you defend their daft comments, kpekus u no go see. We.rey say he dey enjoy the comments.. 🤡

The rate at which simps like you run to defend the female gender with the hope of getting kpekus in return dey surprised me. The werey feminist I quoted didn't even bother replying back, you rush Carry the matter for your head begin quote me. U must be a weak Dude and a 🤡. Don't bother quoting me because you'll be completely ignored

You need help , indeed you need help , I pray your frustrations doesn't make you hug a live transformer ... Just see as you de describe all the women from your family including your Mama , Sisters and female cousins , chai ... Born throway bastard..

ufotunang:
... tinubu fuel subsidy removal as make it to reach and increase to 5k..its 5k they charge now 🙄

na wao , nai be say broke man no fit womanise in peace again o .

Nai be say I go find way to hold and appreciate my 2 babes better o ,,, before dem leave me for street 😂😂

Think9ja:
If you voted that lying, bald headed skunk in the last election and you're supporting Atiku or happy with what's going on about this certificate brouhaha, thunder fire you.

Why did you not use this same energy to make sure Tinubu did not emerge in the first place?

As of 24th February, 2023, it was visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that the fraudster from Onitsha main market will come 3rd behind the 2 heavyweights. Most of you idiots were bragging about how you'll waste your vote. You actually did what you said you were going to do, only to then turn around and start wailing stolen manhood. That one couldn't fly, now it's forged certificate. Atiku no be Fulani man again abi?

Leave Atiku matter for us his real supporters.

Una go cry blood.

Mumu people

You should be protected , you are an International treasure ,,, they caused it , the headless mob called Obidients,,, when we tried lecturing them on Election calculations, Structure importance and the need to rescue the Country from APC first .

They said "leave it , we rather waste our votes to make a statement " " what is structure ?" , "Atiku is a Fulani man and can't take over from another Fulani" etc .

Now they have indirectly voted for Tinubu to win the Elections , they are clutching on straws trying to intimidate the Judiciary ,, nonsense and brainless thinkers ,, imagine they are even more observant of the CSU results even more than we the PDP members thinking it will help their feminine Twitter Presidential candidate.

MimiSheWrote:
Most men are explorers in nature and most house Helps are unexplored/barely explored.

Do the math.

This analogy is Satanic .

Meaning say Mungo Park must discover River Niger

The main problem is not even making the mistake of sleeping with your house maid .

The main problem is discovering that she's far sweeter , juicier and tighter than your wife .