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They should make their punishment stiffer by adding robbery at gun point after all they had a gun in them while taking money from the young man... and that’s armed robbery....they should just hang the three them...nonsense

He stops fvcking you regularly and intimately , you have to pressure him to service your engine once in a blue moon , even when he finally fvcks your pussy ,he easily loses erection , penetrate without intimate pre-intimacy , refuse to suck your pussy like he use to previously even when you don't have vaginal odour .
During intercourse ,he makes love to you like he's doing you a favour , wears his boxers shaperly after he cums , wouldn't cuddle you after the intercourse and will never help you fix your clothes when you wanna leave .
Just know that he is most likely with you physically but his heart and mind isn't there ,he ain't feeling you no more ,, once a man doesn't like you from his heart again his brain wouldn't energise his sexual organs to fire you wella ....

Another red flag you should look out for , he calls you whenever he wanna have sex , then he has totally deleted you from his mind but misses your sexual prowess whenever you warm his bed or just for the mere fact that Konji is a sickness that must be cured and your honeypot is the easiest site he can hack into.

All in all ,what I have learnt is we show love to those who don't love us but neglect those who are willing to move mountains for us , just to satisfy our innate greedy appetite and cravings

greggng:
As far as I am concern ...he is not doing well. He has to improve ....infact osemen is better than him ....this is my personal opinion ...if u try to insult me based on it , then get ready for trouble ...if not for my beer belle I would 've done better than messi

Hahahaha ,beer belle Kwa !

If witches were horses ,beggers would fly

Congratulations Kelz d Senior man .
Had an assist and a goal
Vardy gatz renew him personal jazzman contract if not ,,,
Iheanacho, Osimhen , Onuachu and Simi ,hmmn the future of the Eagles is bright .
Na just Captain remain

Simping gone wrong .

He wanted to form Mr Brave , Captain Save a hoe, white knight in shining armour so that he can later have the girl fall in love with him like he has seen in romantic movies and Zee world eg the Indian film of PIA IMPOSSIBLE..
Unfortunately he paid the ultimate price , because I doubt he knows how to swim or have any idea of saving someone who is drowning without being gripped to death by the drowning victim. Now he has plunged his family into perpetual sorrow and gnashing of teeth ,wasted his potentials just like that.

More reason I have made a vow not to help any Man or woman push his car if it fails to start ,have a bad shaft or bad tire except for a fee because no car owner especially Men will see an unknown guy trekking on the road and offer him a ride just like that but if it's a lady no matter how ugly ,he will pull up ,flash teeth and offer a ride to her ,then when the car needs pushing you will then call on the same men you will never carry to help push your car with the lady inside . ALL MAN FOR HIMSELF .

The deed is done ,he's a hero ,fine .but considering the hopes he gonna dash in his family ,he should have put on his thinking cap ,call for the professionals to come and do their job , moreover the girl had the grace to survive and keep herself afloat till proper help comes.

More reason I will never allow my sons to watch Zee world or any romantic movie ,, E de make dem behave like mumu . ThankGod for the day I took the red pill , proudly Alfa male

MrJames007:
FIFA or whatever they call them should bring a new rule not to give 1 point to teams that play 0-0. Only score-draw should be awarded a point.

I detest 0-0

Hahahaha , you wicked , made me spill my drink on me body ,u owe me o

The op should be shot in the placenta twice
For omitting the name of Chinwe Owoh , the bringer of tears

Bmaster:
Whether out of pity,or through pity.



I have never experience what is love,and I don't think I'm gonna feel so in the future time.



I'm only after your womanhood!

Gbaam! A carton of any wine you drink ,bills on me , grass will always grow on the school football field ,just clear your grass and leave for the next student to clear later .

I'm a wedding MC too ,so I can relate ,we meet different kinds of clients regularly ,you just have to be versatile .
If I was on the M.I.C , I will just jejely tell him to do match-past with his wife to their seat since he's a general and dancing is forbidden to him.
If you even check well ,all this kind bossy grooms no de even gree pay MCs and DJs well .
He fit never pay the balance till now sef .

OscarJaden:
not romantic at all....these are the kind of men that when they want to do...they will just say"Fatima"remove your pant and lie down

Hahahaha hahahaha ,kikikkiki

Kelechukwu clap for yourself

WELL DONE

I know his reasons for his actions
He already conducted the customary marriage but abscond on the wedding day ,which is the day he's gonna be married under the Act or Statute .
In actuality ,they were already married according to Native Law and Custom but not bound under the provisions of the Marriage Act .
He's intention is to marry a second or more wives as allowed by customary law but prohibited by Marriage under the Act or White wedding .
He knows his wife wouldn't agree to stop at the customary marriage level , so he tricked her to do it but dodged the white wedding cos he's a polygamous inclined demon .
So now ,no white wedding but they are married according to Native Law ,so tomorrow when he starts marrying other women ,no one will sue him because he didn't marry his first wife under English law or White wedding.

How I knew ?

That's exactly what I plan to do when the time comes for me to tie the knot .

Op are you sure we are not dating the same girl?

I currently have that kind of girl on my hands ,she follows me everywhere , if I have an event to anchor as an MC , she will follow me ,the club I hype in ,every Sunday ,she follows me there , making sure I don't talk to any other girl or hooker around , my church near her house join ,she always mount de monitor me.
Once she hold my phone , she go upload her pics for my WhatsApp status . Even to bomb and chat Client sef ,na gobe ,she say I de show love to Oyinbo woman pass her ....
So brotherman , the best approach to detach yourself from her entanglement and have some breathing space is to TRAVEL ,look for an activity that will mAke you leave town , even if for 1 or 2 weeks .Right now I'm out of town , involving myself in a program I didn't plan for at first ,but I just have to create some distance , Once the program finishes , I'm looking for another ,all because of her .

Funny enough one characteristics of such Clingy girls "They never ask for a dime and always wanna spend on you ,but lass lass ,Man no fit de chop same soup everyday.
Once a brolosho always a brolosho , Spice is the life of variety

Their numbers are increasing ,,they should form a union .
Celebrity baby mama association (CBMA)
Motto - the future is olosho .

Don Jazzy wants Nigerians to follow Nigerian celebrities but the same Nigerian Celebrities will ignore the travails troubling the Average Nigerian like Herdsmen ,boko haram ,bandits ,kidnappers ,rustlers , armed robbers , corrupt politicians , embezzlers ,Tinubu ,ibori ,Kalu ,Ganduje etc and be singing about

"baby , all I want is Ur waist ,I too like like woman , I no come here to play kpamkpamgolo chai, if I give you one kpere , looking yansh killy goat ,sawasawa sawale,,Oga Titus you too pompous ,oya soco soco, kapaichumerimeri-chupako,, Oshozondi , Mafor and millions of other crappy rubbish they dish out from
their rephnol and weed infested brains ..

Then you want sane people to follow you ,when you wouldn't use your platforms and talent to propagate the plagues and underdevelopment ensnaring them but y'all wanna claim SONS OF FELA .

Even when they follow you , you wouldn't follow back , oya come perform for their show Tek support upcoming artistes , you go tear bill like PHCN, even when them borrow money Tek carry Una , na to come stage sing one of Ur old songs wen no trend or crack one joke ,give advice ,snap pics finish ,find olosho wen you go lodge with for room but when you go foreign shows ,Una go perform well.

Nonsense and Nigerian celebrities , bleep you all

Ayo2004:
Bro,no be only u
Many of us wey go secondary school,some of dem don dey cash out big,them dey vex to relate with me dey tell me say I no dey their level embarrass me one time for area in front of their street babes who just dey laugh me,na only one girl for entire area dey rate me out of everybody because I no get money,she dey cook better food for me,help me with money,dey always encourage me,she go dey wan see me everytime.The girl na mad fine girl from family with enough money so I dey surprised gan wetin she dey find for my side

I no dey even comot house,I no dey sleep for night,na night sub I dey use learn one or two skills online because me get big plans ehnn
I believe say everybody get him own time and my own time go still come so I just dey Waka without sending anybody but I no dey forget things

, at least you get phone wen get bright screen ,guy no de jonze , T-west say "if you no de hustle , Charlie receive sense" . Guy receive sense ,enter the street , that your phone fit rent you 3 bedroom flat and better Camry if your head carry grace .
Even the niggas when you de shy for cos of clothing , 90% of them ,na street de sustain and package them , no Shi Shi for anywhere , Street is the highest means of daily revenue to the Nigerian GDP after Crude oil , quote me anywhere

Zetty177x:
Ganduje- agbada dollar/Gandollar
Tinubu- Burdillion Bullion vans (2 in number)

Efcc didn't go to them instead, they are chasing small boys....now the audacity these two have to come n rule una....(not me huh? I'm on my way to Canada...)

Wait please , don't leave me

AfonjaConehead:
Supreme court referee

Uzodinma Serbia

Hahahaha , comment of the week

LabuleofNigeria:
Niger G boys go still use this Suex rout thing for format

Them go be like "My 27 containers worth $107M has been trapped in the Suez rout, i urgently need funds to take another route "
"Will refund u when it landed"

Thanks for the update bro ,you just opened my mind,,My Minnesota woman go hear hwiinnn .
Steady cash out

[quote author=DemonInvoker post=100244071][/quote]Army men de always go in twos , they never go for such missions alone , if truly this happened ,then the army man jonze big time

Offpoint1:
Which one dem pack leaves full for plate like sey person na goat?

Hahahaha ,I don fall from chair ooo

Instead of person to born mumu mek he born Bobrisky..

Warri for that matter , be like the church want better kasala be that , na to mobilise go the church on Sunday play some kind Kala mek dem know say Dog no matter the hunger ,no de chop bone wen dem tie for im neck .

Say no to fraudulent religion
Emancipate yourselves from religious slavery and stupidity

These oloshos don further escalate the matter , instead of to lock up the money or stop to de spread legs on credit or before pay ,dem go fight put .

Now , dem gatz treat the injured peacemaker.

Them don scare some potential customers when go hear the gist.

Them don enter police net ,dem must bail themselves with money wen dem suffer save since .

Them gatz spread legs for DPO ,ICO , CPU, NUC and sergeant while dem de station until de bail money go complete.

Money wen dem no fit leave so go be small one compared to the monetary value of free Bleep wen dem go Bleep police before dem release dem

The more dem remain for the station , dem go de lose clients and Bleep returns per day .

Their Chairlady or Ashawo joint owner fit give them suspension or expulsion sef base on the negative name dem bring come their hotel .

Police sef fit use this one as excuse shut down the Ashawo joint , then collect plenty money before them allow them operate .

So all in all na dem lose pass .

But the guyman Bleep up , Bible says "do not love sleep so that you may not come to poverty" na oversleep make am forget wetin say he and he guys don plan to japaa before daybreak

In the voice of Mosdii

Nigerian girls are useless ,,, all of them

Instead of him to silence his critics once and for all by posting his DNA result ,he is whipping up sentiments .

His nose may resemble the nose of the old man but we all know that the Alligator and crocodile may look alike and even crawl on their bellies alike but they are different.

He should go and conduct the test and clear the air , there's no smoke without fire , in every rumour there is an atom of truth.
I am ready to contribute my widow's miteif he needs financial assistance ,..

La money la change la hands

Jeon:
Ask your girlfriend that.. because female(humans) are different from one another.. .. they can't offer the same thing.


AND WHAT DO NIGERIAN MEN HAVE TO OFFER APART FROM MONEY AND SEX?..

Heeeessss!!! Answer that question my friend,,, what do Nigerian girls have to offer aside sex ..your time starts now .
Na this kind carry talk make Donald Trump lose election

Obarofrederick:
bros, if you really want to help him...you don't have to stress him na.

If uploading just a picture with his hand raised above his head to get 40k free of charge is what you call stress then stress is not in this country at all.
Same 40k that is above the minimum wage that many workers don't earn for a whole month, he should just give it out like that without any confirmation .
Oya bros ,since you don't want to stress him ,just send him the 20k he requested for initially.
We wen don comot Delta state enter Bayelsa ,cross rivers go creeks to do medical outreach ,1 full week , even though dem call am scholarship ,so we fit see money Tek pay 400 level school fees never call am stress na just one picture upload ,, applaudiseh well well

iLegendd:
You're right. But they are right too. In Nigeria, you don't just start taking money without making people suffer a little. They'll refute your attempt and feel parking anywhere is their right.

This is how it works: you ban it so they can feel the pains. Now, build a park and they will happily pay.

The reason for this is: humans hate to pay except they're feeling pains. If you want to make money from people, make things hard for them first. At a point, ease the harshess and they'll gladly do whatever you want.

You must be a Student of the 48 laws of power University

The Op is highly limited and Unlearned . The best choir in the whole Africa ,not even Nigeria alone is Shine your eye intl min ,Warri ..

Where your phone can go missing by just lifting up your holy hands to worship

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Nice one from our beloved actor
I always say ,what a real man looks for in a prospective wife is not big hips ,big ass or big boobs but a woman who can give him peace ..

Nigerian girls these days are wired with naked wires , always shocking any man that comes close with their unnecessary dramas , entitlement mentality and greed.

Imagine one left her house to go visit her boyfriend in the police cell who was arrested for late movement ,after the I miss you - I miss you , Uloma still demanded for Tfare to go back home .

Tueehh , nonsense and 9ja girls ,,Southie all the way