₦airaland Forum

As it is now , Atiku has blazed a trail that others will still follow even if he abandons the quest , it's best for the matter to die a natural death by the revelation of the said result and all the ingredients attached ...

And if e come later appear say Tinubu forge results and no wan resign , End Sars go be child's play .

That was how I assisted a Yoruba man in a taxi at Ughelli going to Warri some years back , I assisted him with my phone for him to put his SIM card and made call .
We later exchanged numbers , he called to thank me later , later introduced me to one platform and made away with my 8k , then stopped taking my calls .

Since then , once I'm in a park or on the road , anybody who comes with a pityful face , before you even finish narrating your predicaments , I don waka leave you , Humans are so wicked and never reason that in scamming a good natured helper will make his heart hardened against genuine people who need help tomorrow.

Political jogging Kwa .

Even our Sociologists never study reach that level

Y'all are forgetting Female Fuel Attendants ..

Those ones na disease

flexyrule:
I hope you're alive to remember this post.

Drunken list indeed!

What an elder sees while sitting, a toddler would not see from the top of a tree.

And what the toddler sees from the top of the tree , an Elder can never see while sitting down .

Every Man has a price , 1 Million plus is clearly not up to his Price ,,, that money can barely sustain a Law graduate throughout Law school, Externship and Call to Bar Ceremony not to talk of a whole professor .

Someone who is in a position to collect more than that from rich students to block his courses and also in a position to collect billions from Politicians to rig Elections cannot stoop so low as to covert that Chicken change knowing fulll well what he tends to lose in future if same is traced and he's indicted for it ..


If you must chop frog 🐸 , chop the one when get fat laps .

Uchenna10:
Maybe they didn't train u with milk😏

Nairaland will disgrace you in public 😅😂😂😂.

See as people de look me for inside Church now.

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

You clearly aren't ready yet to stop farting UNCONTROLLABLY , wait till you use fart to scare away your helper or fart in an important interview every 3 minutes , then you will know that for now you have to stop taking milk and pap altogether ....

De play ..

As a Man , if you must marry now , marry an educated woman to help teach the kids at home after the substandard teachings they must have gotten from the Public schools ...

UptownVibes:
These ones don go carry condemned iron people, say na gun factory.. Nigerian army and man o war ,no come get difference again o..

see as I don wake neighbors with laff

The Major kingpins are always at large .
They are never caught during and after raids .

Deco7:
Sorry. It will be too late by then. Anyways, good luck on your trip to the abyss

Please change that your name from Deco to maybe Maguire or Onana ,,, Deco was an intelligent player , don't associate his name with religious foolishness ...
Abyss ko , Abas ni

tophempire:
LET ME ASK YOU THIS....

SOME FICTIONAL AVATAR WAS INVENTED BY THE ROMANS. YOU CLAIM HE IS YOUR SAVIOUR. NOW THIS JESUS WHO WAS BORN OF A WOMAN THAT GOT PREGNANT BY A SPIRIT. AND WAS BROUGHT DOWN TO EGYPT AND THEN DISAPEAR FOR OVER 20YRS AND THEN START DOING MIRACLE AT AGE 30, THREE YEARS LATER HE DIED AND WENT TO HELL AND RELEASE ALL THE SOULS THAT WAS KEPT IN HELL FROM ADAM AND THOSE SOULS WALKED AND DISCUSSED WITH THE LIVING AND ALL THIS IN ISRAEL OOH. THEN NO SINGLE PERSON COULD KEEP RECORD OF THOSE EVENTS, I NO TALK OF THE ONE WEY BROS JEE LET GOD SPEAK FROM HEAVEN SAYING THIS IS MY BELOVED SON BLABLABLA. IF YOU WERE THERE WONT YOU RECORD THAT EVENT DOWN

WHY WAS IT ONLY 4 FRIENDS OF THE JESUS YOUR SAVIOUR THAT HAD PEN AND PAPER TO WRITE IT😂😂😂

And even their reports were conflicting , one said he was whisked straightway to Egypt to avoid Herod's massacre , another version said his parents stayed put and dedicated him in the Temple where they met Simeon who will not die until he has seen the Messiah ( This version completely forgot about the massacre of the Judean boys )

One version said he was crucified on a cross , another said he was hung on a tree .

So many Contradictions and conflicting stories , when you ask questions, brainwashed sheeples will immediately threaten you with Hell fire 🔥 ..

For one to be a good Christian , he or she needs to suspend their brains and rational thinking.

Deco7:
You will end up in the flames with this pride. I can give you 4k and still prove Christ out of 2,000 religions but I won't. Don't go and find salvation. Stay online doing the works of the devil and push yourself to hell fire. It's you that will beat the consequences of your action yourself

Don't be fooled , there's no Hell fire anywhere ,,, emancipate yourself from religious slavery

If only Obi had continued teaming up with his boss , we wouldn't be where we are now , sitting on a keg of gunpowder while waiting for the Americans to open the can of worms that will finally make the Nation a laughing stock all over the World .

Imagine being exposed to having a President who forged his results after using a Woman's identity ,,,chai....

CorperKola:
Why not ?
Did yaweh not send a demon to trouble saul.

He even sent a lying spirit to Ahab's prophet one time , also had a gamble with Satan himself about Job's faithfulness in Heaven ...

We Humans are just suffering for their Heavenly Beef .

That means God has sent a [/s]Snake[s] Ram for the sacrifice to save the neck of Isaac ..

Na to switch on the oven Asap ,, when e lego , then go peel yam and plantain , prepare better Ukodo pepper soup..

Shiiiiooo

This shit truly happens , a lecturer has boasted in class back then how he slept with a student and still failed her because she refused to smile during the encounter or allow him kiss her and also squeezed her face throughout the ta ta ta ..

He said he needed the girl to secs him as if he was her boyfriend , she didn't and her efforts didn't merit a pass .

Thing is , if as a Man ,you leave the necessary and important chasing of life to create time for Women , you will always attract, date , secs and roll around with them , even with or without money .... There's always a woman for a man no matter how broke he might be ..


Then on the other hand if you as a Man chose to chase life goals , dreams, aspirations and relevant skills to set a proper foundation ,, you wouldn't have time to be chasing around women or waiting for them at home to come spend the day for you to have opportunities to sampling different ladies daily ,,, even if you find time to squeeze in one or two ladies into your life , you wouldn't have enough free time to give them the needed attention they crave .
When she gets tired of trying to get your attention she might fall in the arms of Mr A by the side because Mr A has so much time to spare ,, she will still continue with the goal driven man because she can perceive his prospects and bright future but will still be sneaking to meet the loafer and keep him as a side boyfriend ..
That's why many Ladies carry pregnancy from their broke ass boyfriends or Ex into Marriage to heap on their Husbands who have worked off his fingers over the years ,, some even continue seeing the side cocks even after marriage ...

At times I pity Married men, with the level of tempting and inviting dressing everywhere in Southern Nigeria, I wonder how some Men stay faithful in their marriages .
These days ,it's a sin to walk along the main road , you will see all manner of skimpy outfits , even the ones sitting in keke Napep will sit and open legs while wearing short gowns and mini skirts , as if they are doing adverts for undies ...

Do I start talking of the ones who have banned the use of bra , walking about with sharp pointed nipples , bouncing it up and down to confuse Men , printing sexual images in our heads and terrible imaginations.

The Federal Government need to set aside a day to celebrate Faithful Married men because honestly dem de try ....

Women were loyal in our Forefathers days because their Economies were tied to their husbands , they stay in his compound, farm on his lands and cook food from his barn ..

Nowadays Men want independent women that will go out to bring funds and still play the African wives role .

It's double standards but it is what it is , no thanks to the Economy ,, the Man's take home now can't take him home when a bag of rice is more than Minimum wage ..

So ladies , try to combine both Worlds for the smooth running of the home .

Victor Ikpeba

But what is so hard in releasing your own Academic results to the public if truly you have it ..

All those seeking for Employment tender their result photocopy at times to gain the employment , why should it be a tough thing for one who sought the Apex job in the Country and willing to continue in the office to want to conceal his result and plead Life harm .

Na wao

SmartPolician:
In this part of the world, most men don't have regards for their bodies, but ladies do.

Is it the same man who pees in the middle of the road and tries to seduce female pedestrians with his dick that you want to blackmail with nude photos? You cannot shame the shameless, bro.

😂😂😂😂 Makes me remember that film , I think Merry Men , where the guys threatened to expose one Politician's nudes if he doesn't pay some billions ...

The Politician was like " is it not nude video , is it not unclothedness ,, upload it o ,, before one or two weeks , another story will trend and my own will be forgotten ".

At least na sachets of pure water dem throw ,, if na Borno this one happen , Shettima people for don throw bombs

If you check those 125 females , like 120 na from Edo State when been de follow route to japa enter Ei TER li

Righthussle:
So is it a must to score 25% of votes cast in Uyo for a candidate to win the GOVERNORSHIP election in Akwa Ibom ?

Valid question 😂 ,, he will still find a way to change the narrative ,,,, now I know why the PEPT Judges were using their Lawyers to catch cruise on that judgement day ..

OfoIgbo:
Then how come you are not against Abuja not having a governor?
How come you are not against Abuja only having one senator and no HOR member?
How come you are not against Abuja not have a House of Assembly, just like every other state?

You accept instances where Abuja indigenes are loosing out to the other states, and want to muscle into the only area where they are gaining.

Then let all Candidates campaign in and rely only on Abuja votes to be declared the President .
Since winning all the 36 states but not making 25 percent in Abuja can't make INEC declare a Candidate the winner ,let all of us just pack ourselves to register for our PVC in Abjuja and vote there on Election day ..

Hope you hear how it sounds ?

In your biased and unreasonable mind , shei that's what those who Framed the Constitution intended ?

While God rested on the 7th day , the Devil rushed and created Obidients but forgot to put brains in their empty skull .

Una two still de here ?

We don move on o ,, na una Sabi .

Anyway Lawyers must chop

When we de beg Una to unite before Election , Una de form Faze Alone , now Una don lose jointly and separately , Una wan de form Psquare reunion ..

I wanted to resign from watching football but after remembering that Man Utd will be facing Firing squad today , I had to renew my Football watching licence .

Man Utd 0: 6 Bayern Munich

They shouldn't resurrect and spread another pandemic o ,,, those Asians .

Instead of him to go home and rest , he still went to Church to meet up with religious standards .

The Church killed him not the Hospital theatre.

That was how one fasted for 2 weeks on the divine instructions of his Daddy G.O then died just after breaking the fast with food ..

Emancipate yourself from religious Slavery O ye Africans