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Bongo go , Bongo come .

Gabon remain the same ..

Be like this Coup sweeping African countries , dem wan begin hijack am now ,, before you know now , Tinubu grandson when de Military go stage Coup after 2027 Elections , take over goffment then continue the dispensation of the shege 😂😂😂

I think Nigeria should invade Cameroon and take over those God damn dams like Russia did to Ukraine to stop them from joining NATO .

Haba , wetin ,, na every 6 months dem de open Dam ?

African Countries right now don join Cult o , dem no de hear word again ... So make Canadian loud sorry PM better rest ...

However as sweet and refreshing as Military take overs may sound , it's not the best form of Government .

I can imagine if such happen here now in Nigeria, CJN Ariwoola will be shouting upon being confronted by hard faced Military men

"Aaaahhh , Egbami mi o , I am not involved oo , I'm not among , it was Mamud Yakubu the INEC Shiaman who rig the Elections ,,,, my hands are clean o """"

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We pray against coup though , I don't want to experience the horrible things I have read happened in the past biko .

One of the direct implications is that , Democratic African Presidents will start restructuring the Military heads periodically while retiring the Generals everytime .

Also , they will be consulting their Jazzmen more and fortifying themselves with Charms ,,, in case Kasala burst , dem vanish ,, piiiiaaaaaoooohh !!!


Like Zulu Adigwe in Nollywood movies

For those saying , what's is inspiring in a plain Green white Green

Actually , his original design carried some other designs but the over Sabi Flag Committee removed them and approved the Green white Green, so it's not his fault ...

Honestly the flag na eye sore when compared to the Angolan flag and British Jack , only slightly better than the Japanese flag

But is Lagos a city or a State ?

By the time she don carry better STI mixed with STD plus HIV give you wotowoto, maybe na then you go get sense .

Honestly if the category of Men now were born in the days of our Forefathers , they wouldn't have been able to marry two wives not to talk of marrying multiple women and keeping them in check .

Weak ass 21st century Men everywhere .

You go de my house de go date with another Man , then return to give me gist , heeennn

emmajew:
My first daughter is as well almost 3 years.
My wife and I almost running BP trying to control her.
Except she is asleep, there'll be no moment of rest for anyone except she is asleep
and she won't sleep till midnight and sometimes we have to be awake till 2-3 a.m. At other times
when she manages to sleep 10 pm, she wakes up as we are prepping to sleep and that is goodbye to sleep for that night.

My flat is now looking like the ruins from Ukraine war front. I dont even bother to arrange anything anymore. If the remote control isnt swimming in water, then somebody's phone may be in her cup of tea, then my laptop has had most of its keyboard buttons pulled up.

The little freedom we can have is to surrender the phones for her to watch her cartoons on them both or nothing works. If there is light
she is busy with Disney Junior with intermittently running at you for a brief cuddle. Then if the light goes of you better be at the generator shed or you get a bite accompanied by scattering the cushions.

September where are you abeg, I must transfer this trouble to someone else, at least part of it.

na this one de like give Man wahala later , biko don't send her to a Boarding school, she will likely become worse .

I'm sure she will calm down later in life , na so me and my siblings be for small , see us now , calm as ice .

Na Tinubu employ them ?

Make dem go meet Buhari

They withdrew because they already paid Relocation agents aka Sure plugs to work their relocation to more favourable states .

Which Southerner in his right mind will remain willingly in Borno State for a whole year ?

Where does he or she hope to be posted to as PPA ?
How much can the available Ppas that were lucky not to be bombed by the Boko boys pay serving Corpers posted to them and how many Corpers can they accomodate ?

How many Southern parents will allow their children remain in Borno of all places after going through Nigerian Educational wahala .

And lastly , what can assure the Otondo Corpers of their safety from being Chiboked by the Boko boys and Bandits throughout their service year to make them change their minds

You have to watch Kanayo movies for inspiration on what to do

he heard what happened to his brother Ekweremadu in UK .

So taking all necessary steps ,in case some harvesting needs to be done In secret .

Yugoslavia247:
It is good.
Be like e dey spend on you too.

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I don laugh faint for here o .

Money go make you defend your Enemy

I can't imagine the JuJu that will make me take a girl out to a fancy restaurant in this Tinubu shege regime .

How I do mine , I invite and convince her to my place , I can cook her a meal , or allow her cook while I support her , with the banny wearing my polo and boxers and we gist and all .

Thereafter , we eat , I feed her if she allow , then after eating, I will make moves to eat her , if she's cool I proceed but if she's obstinate , I stop the moves and continue the conversations .

Then I will try my second tactic , I will offer to massage her feet with massaging oil , from the feet , I enter her shoulder , get her to lie down on her chest , find a way to massage her back and make her feel good , once the thing sweet her , she off top , I massage her back , remove tight , massage thighs , legs and knees , then turn her around , massage her boobs , turn her on , suck them while fingering her honeypot , taking her to the point of no return , before you know she will be screaming for the cucumber 🥒 .

Boom , just like that your serious girlfriend don submit assignment give me make I mark , even when she didn't intend it will get to that extent before coming .

I don't have time for any dinner dates or one rubbish talking stage , imagine wasting 30k on a date in a restaurant with a girl that a nigga like me bangs for free , money when don reach minimum wage .

However , truth be told , many of these our restaurants and fast foods no de try , At times you will wonder if they have Professional cooks or bought the food from a local mama put to sell to their customers .

kelly72:
In my area of Lagos, Yoruba women dominate the commercial sex trade and they don't live in brothels. They operate from their husband's houses and there is a love-vendor who makes the connection. If you contact him, you'll be surprised from what I heard, that your neighbour's wife slides into your room and say, "I heard you sent for me".

God abeg ooo

This one round for 500 naira will favour me and my family

When they were told to come out to vote , they will say "Nothing concern me with Election , Anybody when win no know me , anything he do no go affect me ".

Now e don clear for their eyes , make dem go learn tailor or cobbler

Way to go , more of this is encouraged.

God bless Mother Russia .

The pains have landed in Washington DC

Offpoint1:
I'm not religious, but Christians are just too weak, never offer peace to violence individual. Repel violence with greater violence.

Christians believe offering peace to a violence individual will sort of convert them.. [/b]Never offer peace to someone who only understands violence[b]

A bully will continue bullying as long as you keep showing him you're weak.

Words on marble , a desperate disease needs a desperate cure .

Sometimes it's better to use the Wike approach instead of the Goodluck Ebele approach.

oneman2k7:
This is one of the reason embassy deny visa without remorse.


Internet never forgets

One thing I have noticed about y'all Nairaland West ass lickers , y'all always threaten anyone who doesn't support US hypocrisy with Visa denial as if y'all work in the Embassy or wouldn't be denied if you apply yourselves .

For your information, not everyone is carried away with the idea of relocating to the US of A .

That is to tell you that US actually plotted with the Wagner IPOBS to rebel against Putin and execute a mutiny against Russia .

However they have been outsmarted by the Spy Boss and Tamer of the West , King Vladimir Putin , first of his name ..

They should look for another ploy , their sanctions and clandestine moves wouldn't remove Russian Soildiers from Ukraine territory .

They must be taught a lesson by Mother Russia and must be restrained not to join the NATO cult no matter what it takes ...

God bless Putin

I read through but didn't see any tangible reason for the divorce because if it's promiscuity , he has been chopping her kpekus alongside other men even while she was married to her former Husband
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I'm sure she didn't renew the jazz on time and his eyes cleared 2 months after the wedding, so he had to call it quits .

the shege go touch everybody , y'all laughing and mocking Atiku for not reconciling with this bag of headache during the Elections , how far

Wike is a Man that shouldn't be put close to power because it gets into his head , someone said this appointment is his 3rd tenure as Governor .

However thank God he has no immunity and can be easily restrained via injunction by the courts if he overdo things ..

#pray for Wadata Plaza

18 years old boy !!!

And I'm here owing Madam Akara 😂😂😂 .

God abeg o , am I a ballot box

Always looking Presidential and matured , never throwing tantrums or mocking his opponents . A perfect Gentleman to the core .

I'm a proud Southerner but will never regret supporting the Turaki Adamawa himself, Alhaji Abubakar Atiku GCON for President .

So sad that Obi had to divide votes to help Tinubu into power .

May Nigeria never regret missing out on Atiku the way we are regretting voting out Goodluck Jonathan in the first place .

So you want to tell me that for more than 10 years , Nigerian Government cannot afford and use drones to track the whereabouts of all the hideouts where the rag tag terrorists have been hiding and forking the living day light out of the girls , conducting marriages and even starting families .

Chai

Iyic:
Please dear people of Nairaland forgive me,
Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging for your help, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland.
I'm  celestine am 31 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.I have a spine injury @ neck that has have keeps me indoor mostly for d past 15 years.It also affected my hand making me not able to use my finger normally i.e I can't pick up thing from floor.
my problem now is that life has been very difficult for us I and my aged mom.to provide feeding and some medicine is hard,
I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both Buttocks and continual urine Infection,Not able to Go for
routine hospital visit due lack of funds.
Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to our aid, my mom has been sick for long due to complications of poorly manage dia-betes and BP.
I'm asking for your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how
Small it will enable us get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares.
I depend on some daily medical supplies for survival pls I need your help.
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Celestine
First Bank
Location: Nkpor anambra state.am available for video call/physical verification my phone number and address is not hidden. Watch the video below to confirm .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLoJF8Q_6zE

please come to my aid I don't have any other choice, I'm not a scammer if to say life was a little bit easy for me I won't be doing this always I can prove my condition beyond any reasonable doubt. thanks and remain blessed

You try rest naaaa .

You make me always wanna puke with these your graphic pics ,, for how many years you go continue to de use this format scam people .

If you must scam , at least no de make people stomach de turn every time , tufieee

fyzaila:
Volume pls....

Instead of them to repent and obtain favour from the lord, here he is complaining and waiting for his fellow fornicators to start dishing their advice. Helping them to sin more.

So Ronaldo, Davido and WizKid who have been fornicating without Marriage , birthing kids everywhere didn't obtain Favour from the Lord but the Devil , ABI .

Brokeandnolove:
Hi fellas, I will go straight to the point. My girlfriend of over a year hardly ever initiates sex, so sex between us strictly depends on when I make a move. Sometimes it might coincide with when she's Hot and everything goes well. Again I don't like going for more than one round of sex because I hardly cum during the second round till it eventually turns to hard work. She will still be the one that will complain that she's tired. I believe that sex is meant to be enjoyed and not stressful.

Now I am not a freak for sex, and can comfortably go for a week without sex depending on the situation of things between us even though we stay together for now. I don't initiate sex if we are having issues and sometimes she complains that other men come crawling to their women for sex at night after an argument with most times leads to reconciliation but I always lock up as if I am staying with a man thereby making some of our issues linger longer than necessary.

She gets moody each time she's Hot and I don't make a move, I simply told her to initiate sex anytime she wants because with the economic situation on ground sometimes sex is the last thing on my mind.

We had sex yesterday afternoon and later that evening we were gisting and we talked about early morning sex, she pointed out that I hardly initiate early morning sex and I told her it was because she hates being disturbed when sleeping. I proceeded to tell her we will have early morning sex today. Unfortunately I worked all night and slept around 4 am so I couldn't initiate any sex. She woke up moody and angry which made led to an argument that culminated in her leaving the house.

While chatting on WhatsApp she told me not to carry my boring sex life into marriage. So guys is there anything wrong with a lady initiating sex when she wants it I am pretty sure if she initiated sex this morning I wouldn't have refused.

Sorry to say this but many Nigerian women are just boring and frustrating in relationships and marriages.

They want hot hard sex all the time yet don't like participating or initiating it .
They see it as solely a Man's duty to start it , satisfy them and make them cum while they lie down on their backs like fallen timber while moaning with Big Show's voice .
This is one of the reasons why Married men cheat because overtime they get tired of same positions , same routine and same formula , so when they meet a bad ass chick outside who is ready to give them good "one corner " vibes , they find themselves hooked , that's why you will see a Married man married to a pretty goddess of a wife with wicked figure 8 yet sleeping and having an affair with their ugly housegirl or a not so fine lady , many atimes his wife is beautiful but boring in bed ..

Ladies if you must enjoy your relationship or marriage, learn to bring some Victoria Cakes and Moriah Mills vibes to the bedroom instead of waiting for someone's son to give you 4 rounds every 3 days, each round lasting 40 minutes , while you do nothing but to lie down .

In our quest to make ends meet , may our meets not end

How many will he sink deeper into poverty ?

The Elders said , when a rat stays too long in the Household , it will no longer eat food but have cravings to eat documents and certificates .

This message being passed by UGM , hmmn , hope they are ready to withstand the return message .

IPOB should remain in their region o and not escape into South South through Niger Bridges when shit hits the fan .