₦airaland Forum

Securing the Bag and the Visa ....

BloomingDale:
They have very thin skin so you won’t enjoy it. Nothing to grip your gbola. They do not bathe too. If you think an African woman has smelly kpekus, you go throw up when you smell that white girl kpekus. If you think I’m lying Google whether they bathe or not.

😰😢😥🥵🤮🤮🤧 Yuck , God abeg o .

Meanwhile I have been hearing this before now , why don't they like bathing ?
Is it because of their cold weather ?

Calitoscassius:
Look, if this is your dream and prayer, white women are in Naigeria, just look for them in Lagos or Abuja, you can pay to fork plenty of them there, you don't have to travel outta Naigeria to fork them.

Omor see update , biko drop the locations ,make I sample anytime I cross enter Lasgidi and ABJ

ufotunang:
Which ladies?... where we have urgent 5k babes everywhere nowadays 🙄

Hoor !
E don reach 5k
Na when e still de 2k I reason their matter last o , so inflation don reach that way too

GO0DHardDick:
Damaged over used broke evening newspaper sef dey talk

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This is a thread for extremely rich classy working women, not for broke newspapers like you wey never food chop

Guy stop this , carry your frustration and bitterness go somewhere else , no spoil this thread for us when de enjoy the comments ..

How some people just feel cool dishing out insults without provocation still amazes me .

Carcholce:
The lady I’m currently dating bought me a fendi sneakers worth more than 400k. I’m still in disbelief. I go to my wardrobe everyday to check the shoe to be sure it’s not a dream.

Abeg when una go break up ?
Help me with her contact make I de apply for ground .

Anyway joke aside , She get single sister ?

Happy Married life in advance bro

someone whose younger brother was eaten alive by Messi himself .

Meanwhile Pendu fans should start buying lots of containers because Balon d'Or award ceremony will come with unimaginable tears and gnashing of teeth

One thing to learn , always cover your tracks from every prying eyes , your bosom friend today might use it against you tomorrow if it comes to competition .

Meanwhile , I'm happy this is happening , so all those who are in the habit of subtracting years from their date of birth in other to last longer in Govt jobs will know that tomorrow get belle

One thing with most Davido's songs , they are like weed Highness .

At first you wouldn't feel it that much but as you continue listening to it on social media and clubs , before you know it , you will become hooked on it and have it on repeat in your phone ...

Dear Lord , may I not pass away from this sinful World without having the opportunity of drilling the
Juicy kpekus of a White girl , raw and to my satisfaction ....

Amin

So in other words , NLC and TUC used Nigerians as a chip in the bargain for only the betterment of Fed workers while leaving State and Private sector to drown .

Anyway , I will give it to Tinubu's administration in timeous dispute resolutions ,,, if it were in the days of Buhari , there's nothing that would have stopped the strike because either he's frolicking from Country to Country wasting scarce resources or he's in Aso rock deaf as usual .

While their mates are beating Brazil in friendlies to boost their FIFA ranking points , they are struggling to play against Desert Ishmaelites and Mozambiquans

But is it a fixed requirement that the Labour leaders must never dress well .

Oshiomole time - steady khaki .

Joe Alero - Ice-cream seller outfits

Wujio:
I'm not in your class and wont stoop to that level of engagement. No money is infinite. Abiola was rich yesterday, today is no more. Yorubas are over doing it and making lifes miserable for igbos

I am not in lagis and left that state years ago. I am also not an igbo but the agressive actions towards the igbos are irrational to me


I stand for humanity not vain ethnic glory like you


Lagos has ling been populated since way back before the 14th century. The politicking if making life unberable so as to claim lagos as an ethnic invention and the urgency to do these is what i find appalling and must condemn

Oga you too shalaye , everyone comes from a State , if you or they don't like the Lagos way of life , they know the way back to their various states , Shikina ....
Go back and develop your own state , must you gum body for another man state .

The Civil Service should be handed over to the Military for restructuring Sanitation for just 6 months .

Can they try this stunt during the days of Idiagbon, Babangida or Abacha ?

Lock your boss in his office in protest against discipline for coming late everyday to work .

foxxydude:
Soldier go
Soldier come
Barracks remains.

I am confident you will be disappointed this time around Insha Allah , enemy of the Nation .

I didn't campaign and vote APC but if BAT is honest and active in dragging Nigeria from the swamp Buhari sank us into and set the Nation on the right path , then he should be supported by all and sundry .

Time for Elections are over .

JADEK04:
fasola really try ,and he wish to do more than that but you know when you are surrounded by Cabal that know more than you,it depends on your boss,the kind of power he gave you,Tinubu gave them power to express and exercise their muscles unlike buari,mallami alone can sack minister even he can sack vice president

😂😂😂 you are forgetting the unfettered powers of the late Prime Minister during his first tenure ,, Gen Abba Kyari

inoki247:
When we keep saying Nigeria problem isn't only politicians instead people will be attacking left and right....



Can a Private Sector be run like this and not fold up...


No wonder the Refinery fold up if this is the type of people working at the refinery we should be ready not to see any results.....

That's one of the reasons I saw reasons with Atiku about the situation of the Refineries ,,, it will take a miracle for government workers to oversee the running of the Refineries for same to make profits ,,, best way is Privatisation with Government supervision and stakeholding ..

We can't continue like this ..

yeman05:
And some fools that always cry they want a better country came to work late. Instead of begging and promise not to ever repeat same nonchalant attitude to work, are protesting. They should all be sacked. Many out there looking for work. How do u even get late to work and still not be remorseful? Welton work ministry

That's why I think the Civil Service should be handed over to the Military to sanitise and stabilize for like 6 months ,,,, you dare not try such during the days of Idiagbon , Babangida or Abacha ,,, who born you and your papa?

You come work late , just as you de come work late for years , your Oga lock you out , instead of you to beg and change your ways ,, you gather heart de protest publicly , then go barricade him office gate 😂😂😂😂😂 ..

Yet let them travel to small South Africa not to talk of UK or Canada and see them work 3 different jobs a day effectively and always punctual ..

In the Compound of a Strong Man , there are found different kinds of people , the good , the bad , the beautiful, the ugly , those that bring in money and those that scatter it .

So any drum you play in the Compound, there's always someone to dance to it .

-Eze-Ulu in Arrows of God by Chinua Achebe ..

So for once, the Nigerian Presido has appointed some Ministers in the offices that best suits them , putting hot heads like Wike and Umahi in Ministries that needs Agberos and those who can fight dirty to turn things around . Square pegs in Square holes .

Dave Umahi and Soludo are two of the Igbo Men other regions of the Country wouldn't mind to support for Presidency ,, even the core North ..

chiagozien:
Yes Gowon is Igbo.




So why haven't Yorubas and North done anything to change that for more than fifty years they are ruling?

Same Igbotic mentality of shifting blames and never admitting your errors ,,, Nigeria was doing fine , on the right track and each regions were competing in terms of development at its own pace , the North had their Agriculture which was evident in their Groundnut Pyramid , South West was banking on Cocoa house and Agriculture , South East Commerce , we South South were relying on Palm oil and some Agriculture which would later have graduated to Crude oil exploration,,,,,,, then boom J.T.U Aguiyi Ironsi happened to disrupt the regional governments and enforce a Unitary system while killing the Prime minister and other top military brass from the North while sparing those from the Eastern region ..

Y'all started this division and intolerance Nigeria is still yet to heal from today ..

Wujio:
Stop dishing partial truths. You speak because you're outside. Its more of citizens are held captive not supported. Go to the SouthEast and dare to defy the narratove by opening for business on such days in support accpriding to your own words to the governor and see what becomes of you

I'm not disputing the fact that it's dangerous for the Citizens to open their shops on Monday , yeah you are right , the security needs to be beefed up to give them more assurance .

My grouse is these Igbo leaders , Billionaires and big names , home and Abroad like Peter Obi , Ezekwesili , Okonjo (Mrs) , Chimamanda, P-Square etc ,, they have not come out to condemn the incessant killings of the gun men , illegal and treasonable activities of IPOB or the fact that the constant sit at home is killing their Economy or condemn the killings of security operatives , they have kept quiet giving the body language that they support it indirectly so as to pepper the Federal Government .

But let a cat eat a mouse in Lagos or other parts of the Country and see them baring their fangs with so much energy, crying foul and proffering. solutions. They like pointing at the Sam Larry in people's eyes while neglecting the Shekau in their own eyes ...

And hey , I'm in South East currently for a year now and engage your people regularly ,, none of y'all like claiming responsibility for the insecurity or stagnation , all they know is Federal Government, Tinubu , Buhari and Nigeria .

Yeah it's always easy to blame the Governors ,, where were they when Peter Mbah tried to stop the Monday sit at home in Enugu so as to boost the economy of the state and make her more productive .

Did everyone not fold their arms and support the Citizens who openly flouted his order and the UGM who refused to see reasons with the Gove by stopping the carnage on their own people .

The Governors can't do anything unless the Igbos themselves unite and back them to deliver on their mandate

Useless and lazy Horde , them bloody civil servants,,, you can't file a document through them without spraying kickbacks and dropping kola .

The way they demand for bribe , you will think they are never paid salaries .

They should all be retrenched or sacked and Youthful graduates employed in their stead .

That was how one of my babes was celebrating the victory of the new Governor yet lamenting , because she was employed into the civil service by PDP regime and risks being sacked by the new regime .
Babe doesn't work , she only goes to work around 12 am , signs attendance, come to my place for dick , then return during closing hours to sign out , then straight to her mom's shop for the rest of the day .

She still had nerve to be cursing Government for not increasing their salaries ...

this Man must have watched too much of Professor's moves in Money Heist

Pics or we don't believe it....

Makes me remember how shocked I was the day I found out that Neymar is older than Eriksen of Man Utd...

Op tell the woman to make money so Men can manage her inner beauty and ignore the Ancestral looks

Same border the Hawk has been flying past , to and fro everytime, Person help carry am pass , them arrest the person ..

I'm sure it was the parrot that alerted the Customs officer just like that Igbo boy alerted the UK police on Sen. Ekweremadu ..

The Woman no even get big yansh , mttwwhh

flexyrule:
Over 50% of the players I mentioned have been exiled or other clubs, whihe rest have relagated the club to 14th position...
Scoring goals is now rocket science for the team.
Will still mention you when the season is over.

Mr Ancestor , even if Chelsea go to relegation this Season, it doesn't change the fact that Enzo Fernandez is a good player and World class .

I blame his Agent for allowing him go to such a clueless club in the first place .

Put Enzo now In Man city or Barca team right now and you will be amazed at how he will flourish ..

Bluntemperor:
Putin that is configured to his Russia and he dared not moved, except to North Korea and Iran( who now supply them Drones) for Dollars!
He is only fighting a lost battle.
Besides,he boasts of Nuclear and is selling to both Iran and North Korea - both axis of evil and Wickedness but he Putin-don't like to die!
You see how Dictators behaves and is being jolted by thinking that the 44- Millions Ukrainians will give up their Father's land - which they were giving their Independence from former USSR President -Gobarchev,which Putin-had confessed that it was a mistake to have allowed Ukraine and other Republics like Hungary,Checkoslovakia,etc!
Ironically,if Dictator Putin says the Self- Imposed War is over today,so be it!

Alaye if e sure for you , tell your almighty USA and the whole NATO and EU to enter into Ukraine to chase away the Russians or invade Mother Russia herself(since it's Overrated) to discipline her once and for all and send Putin to face trial in ICC, Hague .

Try am if e sure for Una .

it's Russia against the World .
Even the Judge of the Criminal Court is wanted , wahala.

Men will date and say they love girls with nose rings , tattoos, leg chains and waist beads but will later marry decent girls who don't wear these things then later cheat on the decent wife with ladies who wear them ...

Though it turns on for secs , we still do not like people looking at our wives as indecent