₦airaland Forum

Emma1Oj:
That was how my woman called me one noon and said a male doctor in General hos who was attending to her asked her to off her pant and open her legs(yeast tin) Omo, I wan mad where I dey.. I was like for what nau

It's because the Doc is short and has Pot belly, that's why she called to inform you .

If the Doc has the physique of Bolanle Ninalowo, she would have switched off her phone instead .

Tenshades:
My 10k entered bush on useless Safety course during NYSC.

Dog eat dog world.

I dodged this

Imagine entering a Fire Safety course CDS and charged 10k for materials .

Immediately I switch go another CDS .

Una go Explain tire

Don't be surprised to see him contesting for a Political position tomorrow.

I wrote the above without reading the write up, now I have done so , my position now is that he can't just be punished without Hard evidences, so let the victims present their evidence against him because he who asserts must prove .

It might actually be a planned work by his enemies on Campus, that's why it's always good to hear both parties before giving a judgement ( Audi Alterem Partem).

Leggodeals:
Men like crying that women can't look past material things but even men can't look past the artificials in women.

We, ugly women have been quiet and watching on the side for so long. We have a voice too but make we observe finish first. Our pretty friends get picked first all the time. They take the best of men and leave us with scraps. Or should I say men give them their all and fall back on us.

The day the ugly women association of Nigeria will reclaim our voice, no man in this country will have peace, the internet will scatter. Men must look at our potentials of being pretty and stop choosing pretty girls above us.

But why on earth, you as a Woman no go pretty ?

If you no fine facially or get ass and boobs , at least package yourself well , maintain yourself, your admirers go still plenty ..

It is double jeopardy for a Woman not to be pretty physically and also unable to package her herself ..

Handwork of Tinubu

They dare not touch him or his family members because that will be a good excuse for ECOWAS to invade .

Those of you supporting this nonsense, hope you know that one day it can happen in Nigeria too , your duly electeds will be jailed , untrained Soildiers man the Government and your will suppressed .

You wouldn't see mouth to do any protest without being thrown in jail and abused ...

Africans should look for her black goats before it becomes too dark

We are talking about truncating Military Dictatorship and restoring Democracy ,, these clowns are talking about Onions ...

Can't they cook without using Onions ?

The Pythons you feed today will surely swallow you tomorrow.

ppogba:
On behalf of Nairaland's official OAP, I hereby dedicate Fire Fire by Daddy Showkey to the bride.

Great Jam.

kolo

Also as a Man , stop dating more than one or two ladies ..

Stop writing any fine girl you see on Facebook, IG or Dating App and inviting them to come over .

Stop investing your funds inside "bear bear bank"
Resist Womanising and watch your savings grow .

Thank God , Tinubu and the upper echelons of APC are focused on Niger Republic, before they will know it , Dino don win the Election ..

Kogi need a RonalDINO to dribble them out of the poverty and misgovernance of Yeye Bello

But what is a Nigerian looking for in Niger of all places?
Especially a Nigerian from the South

if na me be that fan ,, if I turn back make I bend .

I go boldly continue the journey whether OBO like am or not , if he like make he run Comot from house , he go return to find me for him gate ...

Davido never see anything, if na to support Hilda big yansh dem go Sabi but to support guyman now he de wan form busy , all that plenty diamond necklace and money he de flaunt up and down , he must drop something for boys too na .

Oga cyclist carry go , no discourage ,, on Davido's mandate we stand

They have gone from organising prayer sections against his swearing in to erecting signboards ..

All eyes on Judiciary
Be like una Don tire to look INEC face ,, as if Judiciary no remove Tinubu , e get wetin Una fit do ..


When we shout and scream say the only way to stop Tinubu and APC from continuing from where Buhari stop to de mess the Economy na to team up , mend fences and return to support the Mother party PDP ,,, Obidients de say dem rather waste their votes to make a statement , na the statement Una Don make so .

Last last , na everybody go endure the Renewed shege banza , maybe in the next 4 years we go learn say you can never defeat a united house with a disunited house ...

Not a new thing .

After all , the Targaryens have been doing that for Thousands of years in Game of Thrones

Men save more than women when he is still single .

But once he finds himself in a relationship or begins to double date , he finds it hard to save , so Women save better then .

So generally, Status matters .

Obierika:
This man should just shut up.

Why did the PDP not give its presidential ticket to Obi to contest the elections?

Because Obi is a Coward who chickened out from the Primaries

More reason we campaigned for Atiku and PDP, we have seen how lopsided Buhari's appointments were and the effect of his Winner take All mentality , we knew Asiwaju will follow that trend instead of carrying everyone along .

But my fellow Southerners were too knee deep in the Obi delusion to see reasons , offering to waste their votes in other to make a Statement , overlooking the fact that a vote for Obi is an indirect vote for Tinubu .
The statement have been made , let everyone manage , maybe in the next 8 years , we will have sense .

Only an Atiku can have an Igbo man as his lead counsel in a Presidential Election Petition , only PDP has shown to be an all inclusive Party which carries everyone , North or South along .

But why can't Nairalanders argue and share their views about topics without trading insults , curses and tribal slurs ?

I mean in case yall don't know, others are learning from the points y'all drop but most times it turns stomachs to see someone so learned engaging in insults like a Primary school kid .

Imagine Tinubu eating Dry Agbado

I'm sure it is that Heavenly Elixir that gives Immortal life in the Forbidden Kingdom movie starring Jackie Chan and Jet Li.

Olowosaudi:
Hmmm. Stand Strong you say? Don't contradict yourself bros. It is this same LGBTQ countries that you pray day and night to be given visa sk that you can go and have a life where the dignity of a man is respected in in true sense. All of you condemning America are praying to Japa to America and escape from this poverty infected continent. Even your leaders have sense than most of you who condemn America over this.

You are a born and bred slave , totally soaked in the pool of Inferiority complex .
So Africans should swallow any nonsense the West pushes to us because of Visa .
Just read what you typed again and knock your head hard against a rock , maybe it might help restore your human dignity ...

For your info , not every Nigerian is rushing to have USA Visa ,, many people are doing well here and don't need to japa before making their Millions , it's no fault of theirs that you are a failure who only see light at the tunnel in the US .

Tufia , I spit on the womb which conceived you ..

Very biased write up .
Not and can never be a Tinubu supporter, in fact I supported Atiku for President but can't peg myself to continued hate because my Candidate didn't win ..

Only a Biased mind will expect Tinubu who is the ECOWAS Chairman to fold his hands when a coup happens so close to us,, if he didn't issue any statement , y'all will still say ,it's because he knows he is an Illegitimate President, a drug lord who's record can be exposed or because of his supposed ill health ,that's why he didn't say or do anything . Now he did otherwise , y'all are crying and wailing .

Ask yourself, Didn't he send Envoys to negotiate with the Junta , didn't he carry out his duties in line with the Constitution when he tabled a request to the Senate which was rejected ? Has he sent Soildiers to bombard or invade Niger ?

You people should take a chill , no one is invading Niger , they aren't worth it , their people are happy with it and they aren't in a direct conflict with us ,,,, I doubt if Tinubu would have lifted a finger if not for the fact that he's the ECOWAS Chairmani .

He has done what he needs to do and got a good excuse which is the Senate refusal, now it's to focus on adequate Sanctions to try to force the Junta to relinquish power ...

That's because right from History days , Africans have always practiced Polygamy ,,, A normal Man is supposed to have at least 3,4, 5 women in his life as his wives .
But because of Colonialism and Christianity ,Men especially Southern Men and Christians in Nigeria practice one wife one husband as the legal and Societal way of life ,, however their Natural Man still remains wired to having multiple women ,, since they can't marry another , they make do with other Single ladies as side chicks .

So the Society can not really frown at it because everyone have a Granddad or fore father who lived a polygamous life which traits we still bear till date , though constrained by Modern White Wedding Marriage and the Economy .

Let Polygamy be encouraged today , and you will find many of this Husband -side chick cases drastically reduced.

Elsueno:
Don't u think then, it's a very good reason for Nigeria not to starve Niger in terms of food, finances & military aid....after all, once these terrorists infest enough of Niger, [/b]na Nigeria them go attack next[b] ..West doesn't really give a shyt, they can negotiate with d terrorists to get access to d necessary resources they required...It's Ecowas & Nigeria that would be in deep shyt!

Country when be 25 million plus , same population with only Lagos , go get heart attack Nigeria 😂😂😂😂..

Even Niger Delta Militants alone fit pursue everybody Comot from Niger ..

crossfm:
Yes o.

Learn handwork they say no,na yahoo yahoo them wan do, even the Yahoo yahoo them no still fit pick. Now opportunity don show and they don't fit into such category.

My advice to every young guy or lady out there,pls look for one handwork or the other to do, for it pays.

Am not even talking about you traveling out, a lot of opportunities is here in Nigeria if only you know what you are doing.

Most especially the ones shouting am a graduate,am a graduate without job. Who graduate help?.

I'm currently speechless right now, don't know how to tell God to shower you with endless blessings for this statement ..

I'm currently learning Barbing now even though I'm a Graduate of a Professional Course ,, many times I feel I'm taking a step backward..

Your comment just encouraged me .

I found myself in this quagmire recently, caught myself being unable to move on from an Ex .

Had to hold my phone one day , block and delete all her contacts , including that of her Mom and friend , since then I have found peace and know I have finally moved on .


So block her now before she blocks your marriage

na Kano Governor ,Gida Gida (NNPP) start the demolition
Then Sheriff of Delta (PDP) join the demolition
Now Otti of Abia (LP) don take up the trend .


Waiting for Sanwo Olu (APC) to procure his own Bulldozers and Swam Buggies

Idiootts , they should have tested the Charm on a goat first or a pig , if the animal survive the shots , then the Deceased can now test it on himself ...


He loseguard .

So na these kind people Tinubu been wan send go fight for Niger

Na only them for kill themselves finish with accidental discharges before them reach Warfront