₦airaland Forum

alezzy13:
This one every Tom Dick and Harry dey shook mouth for our (African) matter, me no understand again oo

Don't mind them , Russia invaded Ukraine , still there bombing Ukraine to Smithereens , one would think by now , all the NATO members would have attacked Russia or entered Ukraine to flush out the Russians .

E reach African country body , all of them wan shook mouth put ,, Abi na because Nigeria and ECOWAS no get Nuclear weapons like Russia ?

Him head no correct .

ECOWAS will invade and throw away that junta and nothing, I repeat , Nothing will happen .

They want Soildiers to take over all the Democratic Nations in Africa so we can return to the Dictatorial era where Abacha stole and raped the National treasury , stashed the monies in all the banks abroad without anybody or Government Arm lifting a finger to protest or investigate ..


We are Africans , and how we chose to live our lives and discipline our Junior brothers shouldn't be the business of any white racist ,,, when Russia invaded Ukraine to stop them from joining the NATO cult , Africans sat and watched , they should also sit and watch us do our thing ...

Maybe they thought South Southerners are Yorubas who allowed IPOBs settle down in Lagos , prosper and later start boasting that Lagos is a No man's land and they developed Eko ..


We in the South South take no nonsense , you come for peace , we give you Paradise but if you come otherwise, you go collect wotowoto ..

Still looking for the Recreate

Meanwhile the Mom fine pass the daughter

BlueAir:
Good advice because the last guy that disturbed my babe and even tried to downgrade me without knowing me from anywhere by asking her which job I was doing,and yet the werey dey live for inside face me I face u house and I live in a self contain flat,na squad I use go beat am for him mama shop. A 27years old brainless niqgar. I beat am finish with his blood across tiles and told him to go call police . Just make money in this life and you'll realize that u can even dare d police sef

Then if he or him own crew plan you , light you Kala , fall you down in retaliation ,, you don Lego all because of woman when go still go marry another Man.

Na wao .

I can't imagine myself fighting over or beating a fellow man because of a babe (not wife).

Them think say Kano Abokis na Igbo people when dem de easily intimidate and do Operation Python Dance for ...

No matter what you do , no let Northerners change am for you o , cos you go tire , the more you de arrest, the more Millions de come out ....cos most of them na peasants , dem get nothing to lose , las las na to go enjoy 7 virgins for Heaven .

But when Southerner hear gunshot , he go first reason the number of years he waste to gain admission, graduate and do NYSC , reason the sacrifices to reach the level when him de ,,, then turn back , japa enter house , carry phone begin form Rambo for Twitter

Minjim:
I can't meet up my rent. I begged my landlord for extension of the expiration.
You can't imagine that in the church this man called me and sat me down and start asking how much I have with me as cash now.

I was dumbfounded, me that I don't have up to 10k in my account. And I've told him already I will struggle to make 200k by end of August.
People are owing me too and they keep begging for time.

I really hate to miss my payment with my landlord because he's not the considerate type at all.

I'm just begging God for divine intervention now because on my own ,I can't meet up again

It is well

My own problem now is how to increase the rent of my tenant successfully in this Agbado eCORNomic regime .

Same rent madam has been paying for more than 5 years , I haven't increased it once , now I want to increase it because the rent isn't even scratching the surface of the money I spend weekly due to the high cost of living.

but how do I increase the rent of a Monthly tenant who's owing more than 4 months , how I wan do am ?.

Make somebody advice me biko .

Or am I too soft ?

They will hear from MURIC soon .

Dubai Muslims haven't known what they have gotten themselves into.

SonofGod231:
Why not?! Just how do you know or learn about someone you just meet if not by going on dates. But depends on where and how you meet. I normally don't take persons on social media and online seriously especially anonymous peeps. I am almost intentionally rude rather than pretend. You meet too many hungry girls online these days. Just last weekend I met one on Badoo and she wanted us to connect,after exchanging contacts I called her and she told me where she wanted us to hangout that evening. Being someone that's already used to meeting wrong sets,I called her when I got there but she decided to be taking her time.
I ordered for BBQ fish and beer.
By the time she arrived I was at the tail of the fish.
She came,ordered for Gordon's and a pet bottle of fearless.
Washed her hands and still ate from the fish.😄.... Notice,her bill pass my own. I drink only one bottle of beer,she come dey drink Spirit and fearless. She hasn't even sat up to 30mins to gup her drink she started whispering to me that she wanted pepper meat. All I dey hear na pepper meat pepper meat . I was even trying to reason her how the night dey be but the ediot dey form posh ontop ,"I didn't plan on spending the night outside". But you planned on eating pepper meat. The way she sing pepper meat till I was ready to leave e com dey like theme song. She even went as far as asking dem if they had spiced meat but I just do like who deaf,she ma no hold chimbai(poorgirly) to eat the meat. I don even make up my mind not see her again before leaving. After clearing the bill,I just stood up and told her I was going home. She sha follow me outside til I just enter my car drive off. Immediately, I blocked her on every side.
Nonsense things. Different day different character. But all na for cruise though,more reason why I love going on dates.

her mouth like pepper meat

Angelfrost:
Can you even blame them??!

It's not their fault... I blame those jobless and spineless men who believe all they were created to do in life is labor like slaves to make women cum.

I co blame

So annoying seeing young men take all manner of drugs , injections, hard drugs , herbal nonsenses etc just to drill a bottomless pit .

In the words of I Go Die "if you don Come and she never Come , make she Go".

It's not a matter of getting married or dating a lady who likes secs and always ask for more .

The question is , will she participate actively in the romp ?
Will she engage in proper pre-intimacy, make the man well charged and give same energy in return?

There's nothing more frustrating as a Man , having secs with a woman who craves secs but prefer to just lie on her back like a fallen timber and expect the man to give her 4 rounds every 3 days , each round lasting for 40 minutes while moaning like a cow under labour..

Rubbish, if you want constant and proper banging then learn to bring some Victoria Cakes vibes to the oza room .

They don't know that the more they upload things like this , they are actually giving it more popularity and making it a conclusive belief that at 30 , an Unmarried lady is indeed an Evening News paper .

When Men ask their age and they say 28 , then later the Man finds out that she's actually 30 , bearing in mind about this 30 year belief they are spreading , then that relationship is ended automatically .

Ladies , the Nigerian Economy will make many people marry late , because a Man who is struggling with Tinubu Shegenomics cannot think of getting Married easily .

So if you want to get married early , better develop yourself , have your own steady income to assist your Man do the needful on time instead of going to Shiloh with pics of all your admirers and Chykers .

While reading this news , the first thing that comes into the mind of everyone ( except Agbadorians) is .

NA NOW DAY BREAK ABI?

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 wait a minute o , everyone is boasting about wealth this morning on Nairaland o .

No be small thing 😂

What will be the name of this movie now ?

Clash of the Online Rich men Abi wetin ?

ariesbull:
it is not the size of the dog that matters in a fight but the size of the fight in the dog that matters

so you think 3 dogs can fight a whole pack of Wolves

I can imagine the face of the drug lord laughing 🤣🤣 while watching this video ....


He shouldn't bother sending the Military or ECOMOG .

Just send Niger Delta Militants and Cultists in Benin city into Niger Republic , they will bring all the Coup plotters including General Tchiani tied up ,hand and foot in a Hilux within a week

Nkemgboye:
Outrage from the player or who ? What outrage?

Why are people like this? That player didn't throw a tantrum, did she? Maybe there was a history there,maybe not? She wasn't even the scorer of the solitary goal, was she? I mean, people should also be interested to know why he chose her of the beautiful ladies in the team. I believe there's more to it, please, and if there's none, let the girl lodge an official complaint with Spanish or Australian authorities. It's their problem, not ours.

Our problem is to find out how and where Sanwoolu legitimately earned the money to buy 160M patek phillipe wrist watch he was spotted wearing recently ‼️

You are Carping rubbish , I wouldn't be surprised that you are either a sexual pervert or a rapist .
It's obvious you would do worse if put in his position , that's why you are defending him blindly without watching the Medal award video .

Go and watch it , the pervert , your colleague , was busy grabbing and kissing everyone who walked past him .

Nonsense ..

I noticed this yesterday, the phuul was just kissing everyone up and down , both male and female, I told my guys around that this guy ( I didn't even know he's the Spanish FA Presido) will kiss himself into trouble .

He's a bloody SIMP , Real niggas don't take advantage of status and position to tap free current ,, instead we order for the whole transformer

He's mad indeed , 3 years kill him there .

What right does he think he has to overthrow a Civilian Democratically elected government , seize power, then fix a time to handover power to his would be puppet in 3 years time .

Anyway he will explain better when ECOMOG Soildiers reach his door post , he should stay back and shouldn't run away disguising as a woman like one Military Governor I read about .

bonnyhope:
If you are a lady between 27-32yrs old and a [/b]virgin[b]

Send me private message for a serious relationship

You go wait tire

There is jubilation in the realm of the gods right now .

Another new brand

Depot:
They told my friend same thing when she had an accident that partially disfigured her left leg . She later got married and didn’t see her menses after her wedding . She is a proud mother of 2 ( a boy and girl ) today . A well to do man still married her with her condition ( limping and infertile according to the doctor )

But let the scenario be reversed , no well to do woman will agree to marry a cripple who's also labelled "infertile" by the Doctors .

Even a loving wife will japa

Horus:
The Niger Armed Forces

only Tompolo Militants sef from Niger Delta go crucify all these Charlatans when I de see.

You think say na to tie rag for face ?

This mud will Favour me and my Family

We told them before the Election that the only way to remove APC from Aso rock is Unity and only PDP have the structure to achieve that ,They asked us "What is Structure ?"

We told them that a vote for PO is an indirect vote for Tinubu , they said "they prefer to waste their vote on LP , in other to make a statement than to vote for the Mother party .

We told them that you can never defeat a united house with a disunited one , they said "They would rather vote PO than allow a Northerner come back to power .

We told them that the major issue is , saving Nigeria from the Party of Cankerworms and not whether the saviour is a Fulani , but they shut down their eyes and hearts , thought they can do it alone by splitting into LP and G5 .

Now the statement has been made, they are running helter skelter looking for a mandate they never had , thinking about how to intimidate the judiciary when it's crystal clear that 3rd cannot jump over 2nd to overtake 1st ..

9jatriot:
Thank you sir for the correction.
The day they taught that one in our night school, I dozed off.

😂😂😂 Nairaland will make you explain laughter in Public.

LagosFirstSon:
Nigerians truly wanted Peter Obi. But Tinubu rigged his way through .

But I trust the judiciary to do the needful and kick tinubu out

Hope if them no finally kick am out , your trust in the Judiciary go still remain?

all these emergency trustees

The Bishop don use am subscribe .

Awon Omo Bishop Kanayo

Storm and flush out those Coward Juntas ..

Imagine a country with a population of only Lagos state , a country we have been giving free electricity for years , a Country we have wasted billions to give free Railway and Refinery challenging the Giant of Africa to a duel and chasing away our honourable Envoys ..

Flush them away I say .

Let Troy burn , burn Troy

I stand with ECOWAS , We say No to Coups ..

If you want to have a glimpse of Military rule , try to participate in a 3 week NYSC Orientation Camp and get drilled small by Soildiers , then imagine them having the whole Executive powers in the Country , you no go fit cough for public sef .

[/b]Daily Trust had reported how the Federal Government withdrew the illegal possession of firearms charge it filed against suspended CBN governor and filed fresh charges.[b]

[/b]One of the counts against Emefiele is “conferring unlawful advantages”. He was also accused of engaging in conspiracy and procurement fraud, among others.[b]

Since the DSS can't really prosecute him with the main charges in their hearts without involving Buhari aka Above the Law ,, their plan now is to keep on withdrawing , amending and filing fresh charges which they know they can't prove ,,, all in the bid to keep him long behind Bars , if possible till next Election .

I still think the best Justice is to release him to the women in Balogun market to decide his matter for just 10 minutes .

Make I go download that her video again , find umbrella enter this rain go buy vaseline and liquid soap .

This night go good