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Hahahahahaha...

This shit funny die..

The pastor go be like 'Jesus ooooh, na money for church completion I don spend so oooo'

Lagosians and looku looku syndrome...wait until a bomb goes off, those bastards cud probably be waiting till crowd gather well well and then someone just strolls in and BOOM!

Its a pity...and you Nigerians were busy screaming 'kill all south africans', 'shutdown all their biz', 'say no to xenophobia'...you still remain slaves and will always be treated as slaves. Nigerians are the problem of Africa as a whole...boko haram should sink dat country down! Their people are of no use...you hate yourselves so much but treat visitors like kings and you have the guts to compare yourselves to South Africans...

You guys all behave like kids in their teens! I wonder what the whole posting of slums pic is all about. What point have you guys passed?

Looooooool....and the pictures and copy and paste posts keep coming.

Looool...people asking for school pictures. I wonder what the fuss is about this whole picture war. Abeg still don't get the point you are trying to pass. Abi person and u bin de argue? Lol...seriously I no sabi y u just wake up de post d pictures sha. Lol... waiting for u to quote me, Lol.

Pointless thread!

You still haven't answered the question. What is the point you are trying to make?

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Self explanatory if you know how to read and comprehend...[/quote]

So what exactly have you solved by opening the thread?

Very very true! Even somewhere around odukpani, they leave their goods out like that. Fear suppose grip person to see dat kind tin na, atleast it should scare you to want to steal.

Na wa sha! So many incidents go on like these everywhere in this country. I still remember when a gay guy was thrown out of a moving car in calabar ( wayback 2003).

Boys don chop money be that...chai! Hustle is strong, running to NDA to setup online exams for them. How much wey man go charge? 200million? HmmMm...

People will get used to it, when they banned it Calabar everyone screamed that 'How will the poor survive?' But the good Lord that we serve brought back our Plumbers, Carpenters, Electricians, Vulcanizers, Barbers, MC Compere's etc...Hahaha! it's a welcome development if implemented, believe me people have gotten so used to it here in Calabar that we barely even remember that there used to be bikes around. It's Nigerians nature to always complain, but we'll get used to it.

Happy Sunday NLERS.

Politics is not by who gathers crowd, ask Victor Attah when he tried imposing his son-in-law as governor of Akwa Ibom state, the crowd that came out to support the son-in-law was massive, but he still lost. Let the best win...

So everything here costs N100 million

In Tupac's voicee: 'All that buy me this, buy me that syndrome shit, b*tch get a job if you wanna be rich'.

Sad but the truth has to be told, was having this conversation with a female friend of mine and this is what she had to say...'Babe's get into r/ships this days for the comfort, but that she would advice every woman to be independent, so as to complement a man'. A Lot of female folks this days don't wanna put their heads down and work for their money. Stay off a r/ship and work hard for your money.

Tinapa is wasting away! Smh

Yes I had the atari video game! O lord have mercy...Lol

Una just wan mek dis children know say una don old Abi? Long before the rewinder came, na finger we de use rewind cassette Abi na tape for radio, wey men de use pen de rewind? Loool...oya mek una start to declare una age? yak mbre otongho!!!

I saw this coming anyway!

Fellow Africans, the West owes you NOTHING!

by Kayode Oladein

Dear African,

The West owes you nothing. Nada. Zilch. It’s as simple as that. When you are ready to make progress wake up. Until then sleep quietly, your snoring is annoyingly loud.

The average African nation has had 50 years to sort itself out, but what have they done? Squandered every opportunity and butchered each other at the slightest provocation.
I get tired of hearing about western conspiracies.

The reality is this. The west will eat you at the slightest opportunity. And guess what? They should eat you if they get the chance. You don’t get on a football pitch with boxing gloves. To play the game you need to know the rules. Ask China.

The President of the US owes you nothing. His job is to protect American interests. He is their CEO and they are the shareholders of USA PLC. Their GDP is their market cap and their currency is their share price. Every four years, they hold an AGM called elections and though you love to watch the outcome, it is none of your business, you are not a shareholder.

Given the opportunity Coca Cola would kill Pepsi, McDonalds would kill Burger King, Pizza Hut would kill Dominos and Google would kill Microsoft. This is the reality. This is the game. The rules are simple. Protect yourself at all times and plan for every eventuality.

You complain about slavery and ask for reparation. Guess what? You don’t get paid twice, you have been paid already. Without you, slavery would never have being what it became. Without you, maybe the US will not be the power house it is today. The only people that are due anything are the descendants of slavery.

You complain about colonisation and it’s obvious exploitation but refuse to build on the infrastructure it left. You have let education and health rot away. You rely on rail tracks built half a century ago. I can go on and on, but what is the point? You will only insult me and continue as usual.

When I think of colonisation I bring out a map and marvel at how such a small island nation like Britain could shape the world. I want to understand that mind-set, that determination to refuse to be confined to your natural boundaries, the hunger and desire to explore. Yes colonisation was unnecessarily brutal. What I ask is this. Why can’t we have that mind-set?

But I give you this, you are tough, “smart” and resilient, and you have a survival instinct not seen in any other race. You have survived the brutality of slavery and colonisation, non-ending civil wars, famine and HIV. Yet, you are almost a billion today. You have it in you, but you choose to survive and not live, when pushed to the wall you push the wall back instead of fighting back. You are threatened by Ebola today, the statistics say you will survive it and continue to be a nuisance to yourself and the world at large.

No continent has the potential you have, no people of any continent has been endowed like you. You have it all, fertile land and climate, natural resources and a young population, but you slumber on as though you know not it’s value. Then you complain when others see this value and take advantage.

You take sides when Russia, China, the EU and the US squabble. You find reasons why to support or not support them, you appear logical in your opinions about their squabbles. But in matters closer to home? You are blinded by ethnicity and foreign religions.

You have the blessing of the sun but can’t provide electricity for yourselves. You have oil but refuse to refine it. Fertile land but refuse to grow crops to feed yourselves. Dear African, ask yourself this question. If you were non-African how would you view Africa? Probably as a nuisance? The truth is that Africa is seen as a nuisance by many, the nuisance that keeps taking 1% of their GDP and adding it to it’s squander.

You say the west takes more than it gives in aid. What do you expect the west to do? Not to take if given the chance? You give them the chance to take, it’s that simple. If you want to stop it, you can. The truth is your leaders benefit from it so it will continue, don’t blame the west blame your leaders for allowing it and blame yourselves for having such useless leaders who by the way only reflect you.

You complain about racism yet you are among the most bigoted group on the planet, unable to see the similarities others see in you to discriminate against you but focus on the insignificant differences. The slightest misunderstanding leads to name calling, Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Kenyan, Nigerian and Ghanaian.

You complain about gay rights as though that will lift the continent out of it’s slumber, you refuse to write your own history and complain when others do. If you did, you will realise that homophobia was brought from Europe and not homosexuality. But what do I know? I am just an angry black man. Make that a very angry black man.
And guess what? I am not angry at the white man. I am angry at the black man. I am angry at you. In Africa, blame the white man or the devil always sells, a better sell is to call the white man a devil. Guess what? The white man is sometimes a devil, the black man is sometimes a devil, we are all devils sometimes.

You have had 50 years to take advantage of every technology invented without having to see the necessity that is the mother. Yet you ignore and choose to believe in things you can’t explain. You run to church for answers to the explainable. Your churches are perhaps your most thriving SMEs. Yet those that gave you that religion have more or less abandoned it. They live in the age of reason.

You complain about police and army brutality but will lynch your fellow citizens if given the chance. What would you do with a uniform and a gun? You complain about your politicians being corrupt. You fail to realise that they are only a reflection of you. The only difference is that they have power and you don’t.
So let me say this as clearly as I can.

Dear African, the west is not your worst enemy, you are your own worst enemy.

I know you will insult me for writing this. But I take solace in the words of a great African, Chinua Achebe. He said, if you don’t like my book, write yours.

So I say. If you don’t like my post? Write your own!

I get this mails too. I even get alert from FCMB, GTBANK and Firstbank as well. I mean email alerts. And I don't have accounts in any of the banks I've mentioned.

Nice writeup! Am a graphic designer so most of the tips/points stated are very helpful.

bayulll01: go bleep ur mama heard u guys has no regards for elders,pathetic fooool why dont u talk to ur broda orji

You should learn to watch what you say to people here! You don't know anyone here...try and curtail what you say! You have every right to say what you want to say..just watch what you say!

Those that have eyes should read...'8hours stretch'...meaning after eight hours they can rest and continue after say 30mins. Olodo full this country sha...and na una be youths of tomorrow oh! chai...lol

Una sabi complain sha... oya mek una go riot na! Naija too bad, corrupt and useless! Govt no tie una leg oh! Ghana, Togo, Cameroun no too far!





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Even if we were to pick 36 Nairalanders and swap them with the so called 'Thiefing' politicians like you all have termed it. We would still come here and tag them 'Thieves', Corrupt leaders and all what not.

Zinosalexander: Nice one. The guy with one style of rap since the release of aboki

Lmao! Dat guy blab rubbish for 'V.I.P' I swear!

Best thing you people should do is, those that reside in same town should all assemble at a particular transport company and pick a bus to calabar (obubra). that will be easier for all. Also after camp, those expecting to serve in Calabar city (Municipality or Calabar South) and looking for accommodation can holla at me. (08060292904). Lol @ stone company, its called a quarry company. Have a lovely service year!

Batch B corpers looking for accommodation in calabar after 3weeks in camp. Should contact me (08060292904)> Enjoy your service year. Those coming from Port Harcourt, stop at okurikang junction and get a direct bus to obubra.

Its a pity...things we use to see in unical back in the days! Na wa sha...people never learn. I mean it silly for 2 persons to cause a fight in their zone and then people go about searching for other persons that never even knew what happened to end their lives..really dumb!

These youths should be kept out of harms way. These Boko Haram fellows are not sleeping. Kudos to them! But the JTF should try as much as possible to protect them and keep them out of danger from retaliation.