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PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Beat-up LASTMA Officers by getukudo(m): 9:21pm On Nov 07, 2012
talktimi: I still maintain that if there are no proper alternative means of transportation like inner city railway lines (subways & monorails), effective marine transportation, reliable and effective standardized bus services. Then the Lagos state govt has no business banning Okada in an ill prepared mega city. Don't deceive yourselves, Lagos is not ready for life without okada.
You make it sound like 'Lagos is an untouchable city'. Have you been to PH or Calabar? Or are Lagosians different from other people that their case should be different from other states?
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Beat-up LASTMA Officers by getukudo(m): 5:06pm On Nov 06, 2012
Everyone is going to get used to it at some point. Same thing happened in other cities (Port Harcourt, Calabar, Enugu, Abuja etc) I don't see any big deal about whether it was planned or not planned or why same should not be done in lagos. So quit blabbing about how life is hard without the okada.
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Cross river by getukudo(m): 5:23pm On Nov 04, 2012
What I will sincerely advice you guys to do, which I think is a better idea would be for all of you being posted to calabar is to assemble yourselves at a park and pick a bus, contribute money and head to obubra at once, instead of spending money individually. For those coming from PH, Enugu and other parts of the south east and south south regions, enter a direct bus to calabar (N3500 - N4500) and drop off at Etim Edem park, there you will get a direct bus/taxi to obubra, that way they'll drop you off at the camp gate at apiapun.

Happy service year!
PoliticsRe: Mansion Built For Minister Of Niger-Delta In Abuja (Pictures) - SaharaReporters by getukudo(m): 10:21am On Nov 04, 2012
Nothing so WOW about this house. Like seriously, the poster actually wound down his glass to snap someone's house? Maybe the poster hasn't seen a mansion before or he is just excited going about not minding his business and taking pictures of people's crib..ℓ☺ℓ. Please take pictures of uncompleted projects by the government which is suppose to be your civic duty as a citizen and stop going about taking pictures of people's houses. Try and mind your business next time bro! Just advicing. Its none of your business abeg! Stop trying to be the clown that you're not, we are not concerned about peoples houses here mbok! You for kukuma go knock for him gate say you wan tek him bedroom picture. Olodo!
PoliticsRe: FG May Accept Boko-Haram's Dialogue Offer With Condition by getukudo(m): 11:05am On Nov 02, 2012
Nuzo':
They wan gbab the Shekau guy. grin
Lwkmd! Exactly my point! The shekau guy no go fit accept that kind gesture from the FG. If him try am, be rest assured he don enter one chance. Lmao..
RomanceRe: When He Takes Your Number But Doesn't Call by getukudo(m): 10:09pm On Oct 20, 2012
I'm 100% guilty of this. I never call. NEVER!! I have ladies numbers on my phone for 3years now (some gave me their numbers to call them) and I never really bothered to call back. Don't want to fall in the group of 'He just wants SEX' guys. So I'd rather not call at all! Sometimes I just feel there's really nothing I wud be discussing with her.
PoliticsRe: Picture & Names Of Kidnappers Of Osun Speaker’s Wife by getukudo(m): 12:15am On Oct 17, 2012
Pathetic!! Everything is tribalistic here. Smh...undecided
CelebritiesRe: DrSid Responds To His Leaked Conversation About D'banj With Davido by getukudo(m): 4:32pm On Oct 15, 2012
nass07: Wetin be all these trash! Plsssssssssss, something serious is what I came here to read!!!
And you took time out to even read it and comment again sef..ur pathetic!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by getukudo(m): 8:52am On Oct 12, 2012
alienvirus: Luke 19:27
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Luke 14:26
"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters--yes, even his own life--he cannot be my disciple.

Luke 22:36,38
[Jesus] said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one, " The disciples said, "See, Lord, here are two swords." "That is enough," he replied.

Luke 12:50-53
50 But I have a baptsm to undergo, and what constraint I am under until it is completed! 51 Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. 52 From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. 53 They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.”

John 2:15
[Jesus] made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.
I'm still waiting for a reply from the christians.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by getukudo(m): 8:51am On Oct 12, 2012
alienvirus: Leviticus 26:29
You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.

Deuteronomy 28:53
Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you.

Deuteronomy 28:56-57
The most gentle and sensitive woman among you?so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot?will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly during the siege and in the distress that your enemy will inflict on you in your cities.

2 Kings 6:29
So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."

Jeremiah 19:9
I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another's flesh during the stress of the siege imposed on them by the enemies who seek their lives.'

Lamentations 2:20
"Look, O LORD, and consider: Whom have you ever treated like this? Should women eat their offspring, the children they have cared for? Should priest and prophet be killed in the sanctuary of the Lord?

Lamentations 4:10
With their own hands compassionate women have cooked their own children, who became their food when my people were destroyed.

Ezekiel 5:10
Therefore in your midst fathers will eat their children, and children will eat their fathers. I will inflict punishment on you and will scatter all your survivors to the winds.

[size=20pt]Over to christians in the house[/size]
Hahahaha! Nice one @allenvirus. Am a christian and yes I have read this verses, its just funny that even the christians on NL have read it and are blind to it. Christians are just hypocrites! We think our religion is superior to every other religion..smh. Nice one.
Christianity EtcRe: Tee Mac Calls Oyedepo A Money Grabbing Fraud by getukudo(m): 7:52pm On Oct 08, 2012
How are we even sure this is Tee Mac's account on facebook.
CrimeRe: One Of The ALUU 4 Killers Caught. by getukudo(m): 7:36pm On Oct 08, 2012
Its an army drill for new recruits
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: Don't Marry Outside The Redeemed Christian Church by getukudo(m): 7:24am On Oct 05, 2012
If only people would worship GOD more than the pastors! But the reverse is the case.
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by getukudo(m): 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2012
Pukkah: How is tithe paid? It is either you pay cash or draw cheques/drafts. Another alternative is bank transfers.

Do you think a tithe of N45 million could have been paid without a trail?

Do you know the meaning and grave implications of Money Laundering?
I'm still trying to understand the point you want to make. Have you paid a tithe before? Which church do you attend? How is tithe being paid in your church?
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Mubi Murder Suspects by getukudo(m): 4:46pm On Oct 04, 2012
I expect a clean job to be done by the police with every individual in Mubi aiding the arrest of the people involved in this killings. If the people don't give out relevant information, then the investigations would just be a waste. Everybody is in this. Nigerians were killed please for christ sakes! Let's not leave this only for the police!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by getukudo(m): 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2012
Whenever there is a security situation in a particular area, the security has to be beefed up round dat area or zone and people around that area should be vigilant always and report any strange activity (ies) around their neighbourhood to the appropriate authority. I seriously don't understand why schools and student populated areas where not being heavily guarded by security or even the students protecting themselves knowing that their zones are prone to attacks. Security is eveybody's concern not just the authorities, if you don't alert the authorities then don't expect them to do anything. We as Nigerians must carry out our civic duties as citizens of this country and not leave everything into the hands of the authorities. When you are sick you go looking for medications to treat yourself, right? The only way we can terrorism is starting from ourselves. The North isn't a safe place for now, so don't go there, withdraw your kids from this areas until normalcy is returned. And you are residing or doing business in these areas, be vigilant always.

May the souls of the departed RIP!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by getukudo(m): 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2012
passionate88: u lied... I once stayed in Zaria(samaru) I knw 4 a fact that muslims hate Christians.
I know for a fact, am a christian too! But to be honest with you Christians spew a lot of thrash about other peoples religion! 90percent of christians worldwide and Nigerians spew a lot of thrash about peoples religion, even within us ourselves, a member of Christ embassy believes if you are not in his/her church then you are headed for doom, the Jevoh witnessess believe that if you are not a member of their church then you are headed for hell. There is no unity amongst the christians. The moslems have never put up a cartoon of Jesus christ before, which is a fact! Let's not start preaching the hate game here. Christians hate Muslims and all other religions, if you are not calling God's name then you are seen as an enemy.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by getukudo(m): 6:32pm On Oct 03, 2012
Y don't we just wait for an official report before we start concluding. Atleast the report didn't mention Boko Haram yet.
BusinessRe: Copyrights And Patenting: A Guide To Protecting Your Ideas by getukudo(m): 8:43pm On Oct 02, 2012
Very informartive @drzed! Bookmarking and reading it all over again! Thanks! I have a unique product to sell but didn't know how to go about giving it a legal and patent backing. But now I know...Thanks a million!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria@52: FG Declares Holiday On Oct 1st by getukudo(m): 4:45pm On Oct 02, 2012
redsun: It is high time the president stopped using the word pray in his official speech. Nigeria is not officially a relegious republic and d socalled president should know better. If he needs prayer,let him pray for his deluded self.
Nigeria doesnt need prayer,she need common sense.
You need prayers!
PoliticsRe: Christian Arrested Attempting To Board Hajj Flight by getukudo(m): 4:22pm On Oct 01, 2012
ROTFLMAO!!! The guy is okay! Maybe na trips him wan catch! But wait oh! He just joined the line to go and see the airport with that amount of money!??! *Cant stop laughing* LWTMB!!!
TravelRe: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by getukudo(m): 10:25am On Oct 01, 2012
la furia: they wont understand until they leave the country and meet people who address them as nigerians. there was a popular islamic scholar from nigeria, went to study in saudi arabia. whenever the police ask him where he is from, he simply says mali or senegal because the moment u say u are from nigeria, u will be taken to immigration office to identify urself properly. to avoid such harrasment he simply chose another country and they will leave u alone
Terrible situation we have put ourselves and future generations to come. Let's not blame the govt on this one!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria@52: FG Declares Holiday On Oct 1st by getukudo(m): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2012
ak47mann: Nigeria @ 52 what do we have to show for it? Does it worth celebrating? Honestly it was proven beyond measure rome was not built in a day but if @ 52 a baby is still crawling when will he rise to his feet and walk?. This is mental pabulom for the erudite! @ 52 there is still political arsenals, @52 draconial policies are made to favour the rich at the mercy of the masses.@52 religious bigotry,@ 52 youth restiveness ,@ 52 mass unemployment ,@ 52 jungle justice,@ 52 embezzlement on the high side, @52 avalanche of insecurity, @ 52 unfulfilled electioneering promises ,@ 52 our president is the world most traveled president yet the positive impact of that is not seen nor felt,@ 52 we still import every thing including food and toothpick that we can produce in our land ,@ 52 we can not still get good leaders that will lead us right . It is only the evil geniuses that will pack our hard earned money abroad and still order us to keep quite. @ 52 our leader are still not bold enough to invest in our country except all those country where they will be given strict conditions ,@ 52 no good hospital where our leaders can be treated , the colonial once available is for the masses. @52 no credible electoral body, @ 52 we cannot celebrate four hours of uninterrupted power supply,@ 52 we cannot book our place in committee of nations in term of development .@ 52 we are on the pursuit of how we have a currency with a very large figure so that it will be easier to embezzle. @ 52 a subsidy thing .....we were just been fooled by those in power,@ 52 the efcc and icpc are still subject to political tool .no truth in nigeria people who steal billions of dollars will be celebrated and those that steal pencil will imprisoned. We chase the shadow and leave the object. May God have mercy on we the youth whose future is been consumed by our leaders. cool cool
Did you say our leaders our are problems? Check your self! U have a talent that you haven't discovered in yourself! Make use of it! You are blessed and you are Nigerian!
TravelRe: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by getukudo(m): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2012
Let's stop all these blame game and tribal nonsense! The British and Americans address us as Nigerians. The crime was committed by Nigerians, let's stop this Yoruba people are these or that.
PoliticsRe: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by getukudo(m): 9:28am On Oct 01, 2012
madridsta007: It sad, but I think your comments is haunting you. The Wright Brothers, I do not know them personally, but it would be laughable thinking that they clothed themselves in the cheap clothing of deceit like some of us here. That's why Nigeria is in its present quagmire, with the vain few, failing to accept a problem.

Unless a child who sees 10% score in his WAEC exam accepts he has a problem, he would never move from his 10%.
So if a child who sees 10% score in his result and fails to work harder to gain a better score. Who do we blame? WAEC or The Child?
PoliticsRe: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by getukudo(m): 9:06am On Oct 01, 2012
madridsta007: If you recognise that there is a problem, it is only then that you can be able to confidently seek for solutions. Unfortunately many of us live in the delusional fool's paradise believing that there is no problem at all.
You could sit down curse all you want or rather get up to work and solve a problem you think is bothering you as a person. The Wright Brothers did, remember? And today you are flying from one city to another, from one country to another. And guess what? They didn't wait for Govt to come to their aid. Get up and work!!!
PoliticsRe: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by getukudo(m): 9:01am On Oct 01, 2012
madridsta007: You are supposed to sue me if anything that was written there is a lie.... Or reflect on the state of the nation and think and plan and design methods of contributing you own quota if everything written there is the honest and painful truth.
You are part of the system and also a citizen of the country. I would rather you contribute your own quota to the development of the economy and Nigerians as a whole. Mike Adenuga did and today SIM cards are sold cheap. What can you do for your country?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria@52: FG Declares Holiday On Oct 1st by getukudo(m): 12:59am On Oct 01, 2012
ajanaku2: Singapore is 47 years old but years ahead of Nigeria in every facet of human endeavour...Nigeria is a SHAME!
So are you! You are no different..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria@52: FG Declares Holiday On Oct 1st by getukudo(m): 12:55am On Oct 01, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
I swaer, if one stupid, paid celebrity dare makes a "Let's fix Nigeria. We are one" video, I go cuss him generation.
Is your generation any better off??
PoliticsRe: Nigeria@52: FG Declares Holiday On Oct 1st by getukudo(m): 12:53am On Oct 01, 2012
Billyonaire: Nairaland has been invaded by never-do-wells.
Deluded minds! That's why they'll never progress, they'll only read about peoples success but they can't progress. If only we the citizens would change and get to work, a lot will change for the better. But as long as NL'ers keep speaking negatively about their country without working a solution to the problems, then we might as well stay where we are for 400years without improvement. Happy independence Nigeria!!!
PoliticsRe: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by getukudo(m): 12:37am On Oct 01, 2012
alphamars: Absolutely nothing......1992 was better than dis..1996 far better than dis 2004 still better..we are go into a state of oblivious where d past is better than d future.
What have you done to salvage the situation since then?
PoliticsRe: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by getukudo(m): 12:31am On Oct 01, 2012
madridsta007: My name is Nigeria !!! I need Re-Building and not Re-Branding.

In the next few hours, am going to spend 10 billion Naira to celebrate my 52nd birthday! I am Nigeria !!!.

I am divided into 36 unequal states, plus my capital territory, christened ABUJA . I have millions of acres of arable land and billions of cubic litres of water, but I cannot feed myself. So I spend $1 billion to import rice and another $2 billion to import milk. I produce rice, but don't eat it. I have 60 million cattle but no milk. I have the capacity to feed the whole of Africa but I import most food instead.

I am hungry, please help and re-build me.

I drive the latest cars in the world but have no roads, neither can I boast of manufacturing a bicycle's tyre. I lose family and friends everyday on my roads for which funds have been allocated to build and rehabilitate but the fund has been looted. I lose my young, my old, and my most brainy and productive people to the potholes, craters and crevasses they travel on everyday. I am in permanent mourning, please re-build me.

My school has no teacher and my classroom has no roof. I take lecture notes through the window and live with 15 others in a single room. All my professors have gone abroad, some of the rest are awaiting visas. Those that remain, depend on money raked from the sales of hand-outs to students. My students receive lectures for a maximum of 3 months in a year due to lecturers' strike or students' boycott of lectures because of lack of better condition of service and deplorable condition on campus. That explains why I have university graduates, who are semi- illiterates.
I want a future, please re-build me.

Malaria, typhoid and many other preventable diseases send me to hospitals which have no doctors, no medicines and no electric power. So my wife gives birth by candle light and surgery is performed by quacks. All the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are also waiting to go. I have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the world and future generations are dying before me.
I am hopeless, hapless and helpless, please re-build me.

I wanted change so I stood all day long to cast my vote. But even before I could vote, the results had been announced. When I dared to speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets. My rulers are my oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors. I am ruled by men in mufti, but I am not a democracy. I have no verve, no vote, no voice, please re-build me.

I have over 50 million youths with no jobs, no present and no future. So my sons in the North have become street urchins and their brothers in the South have become militants. My nephews die of thirst in the Sahara and their cousins drown in the waters of the Mediterranean . My daughters walk the streets of Lagos , Abuja and Port Harcourt , while their sisters parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam. I am inconsolable, please re-build me.

My people cannot sleep at night and cannot relax by day. They cannot use ATM machines, nor use cheques. My children sleep through the staccato of AK 47's, see through the mist of tear gas, while we all inhale Carbon Monoxide, poisonous CO-2 from popular 'I better pass my neighbour' (portable generators) and 'Okada' (motorbike taxis) The leaders have looted everything on ground and below. They walk the land with haughty strides and fly the skies with private jets (28 of which were bought in the last 12 months). They have stolen the future of generations yet unborn and have money they cannot spend in several lifetimes, but their brothers die of hunger. I want justice, please re-build me.

I can produce anything, but import everything. So my toothpick is made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in Holland; my shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia; my biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in Turkey and my table water made in France. My taste is far-flung and foreign. I no longer cook at home but take pride in eating at take-away outlets fashioned after the Western style of living.
Anything made in my land is inferior; I prefer those made in England, America or Europe . To crown it all, items made in my land but specifically sent abroad with made in England labels are brought back from 'Oyinbo' land at 5 times the original price it would have gone for had it been sold as home made, please re-brand me.

My people are cancerous from the greed of their friends who bleach palm oil with chemicals; my children died because they drank 'My Pikin' with NAFDAC numbers; my poor die because kerosene explodes in their faces; my land is dead because all the trees have been cut down; flood kills my people yearly because the drainage is clogged; my fish are dead because the oil companies dump waste in my rivers; my communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully erosion, and nothing is being done. My livelihood is in jeopardy, and I am in the uttermost depths of despondence, please re-build me.

I have genuine leather but choose to eat it.. So I spend a billion dollars to import fake leather. I have four (4) refineries, but prefer to import fuel, so I waste more billions to import petrol and diesel. I have no security in my country, but would rather send troops to keep the peace in another man's land. I have 160 dams, but cannot get water to drink, so I buy 'pure' water that broils my inwards. I have a million children waiting to enter universities, but my ivory dungeons can only take a tenth (10 %). I have no power (electricity) , but choose to flare gas, and vote billion of dollars every year to generate electricity but not a single watt has come from it. So, my people have learnt to see in the dark and stare at
the glare of naked flares. I have no direction, please re-build me.

My people pray to God every morning and every night, but commit every crime known to man because re-branded identities will never alter the tunes of inbred rhythms. Just as the drums of heritage heralds the frenzied jingles, remember - the Nigerian soul can only be Nigerian - fighting free from the cold embrace of a government that has no spring, no sense, no shame. So we watch the possessed, frenzied dance, drenched in silent tears as freedom is locked up in democracy's empty cellars. I need guidance, please re-build me.

But then, why can I not simply be me, without being re-branded?
Or does my complexion cloud the colour of my character?
Does my location limit the lengths of my liberty?
Does the spirit of my conviction shackle my soul?
Does my mien maim the mine of my mind?
And is this life worth re-branding?
Is it re-branding that I need or complete re-building?

Others blame my calamities on the colonial master that has left my shore some 51 years ago. Without deceiving myself, I know I have problems, who will deliver me? May be what I need is to be re-born, Christians call it being born-again. Turning to a higher authority or changing direction. I mean to sincerely own up and turn to the man up-stairs, may be, just maybe solution will come from there.

To re-build a wobbling structure, there is need for dismantling of existing one (remember, if the foundation can be destroyed, what can the
righteous do?).. Shall I then consider the idea muted by some of my own who have fled abroad?
Some call for 'Separation for Co-operation' , others call for true Federalism - while others are yet asking for the return to Parliamentary system.
Which way do I go? on October 1, 2009, I celebrated my 50th birthday and my 52nd is just around the corner, barely less than 2 weeks.
I do not want to carry on in my golden age without direction, ... so, please, help me God. Re-mould and Re-Build me.

PLEASE PRAY PERSISTENTLY FOR NIGERIA!!!!
Are we suppose to laught at your joke or ur just being stupid?

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