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uche393: At this post i will be first talk about the requirement--configurations--.before i enter the most important Beat matching and bpm balancin.
>>>#1; you need a laptop.>>>#2;YOU NEED A DJ SOFTWARE(MIXX, VIRTUAL DJ,SERATO....e.t.c..)
>>>#3; Output cable
>>>#4;HEADPHONE OR USB HEAD PHONE(MORE PREFERD)
>>>#5; UR LAPTOP SHUOLD BE LOADED WITH MUSic
if u are conversant with virtual dj u can ask me questions like
1=where will i plug in my head phone if i plug in the output cable? Ans=many laptop have one audio output, that is one of the problem pple have with Djing with laptop, all u need is to buy is an audio sound adapter it has where you will plug in ur headphone.
2=what is the need for using head phone and output cable?
ans= the head phone is for preveiwin a song before it is mixed while the output cable connects to ur amplifier which u can hear outside. More loading.......






Pls that pics is an examle of a sound adapter

Good work yo' doing bro. I'm also a DJ.

kochees: [size=18pt]please can you remove that gory picture? what nonsense is this?[/size]

Want to believe you actually read the title of the thread before you decided to open it.


By the way, were you expecting to see Santa Claus?


If he didn't include picture they'll say picture or it didn't happen, now that is staring them in the face........ SMH

Rest in peace to the poor guy.
Pls let's avoid overspeeding. All accidents on our highways are avoidable.


OP the pix in my sig is for you.

jeffizy: In my Uni dayz when all to prove your status as a true Gee was drinking, we got high at a bar till 11pm.
Then my friends and I decided to trek home. Like 2km!
After just 2 miles, we got to a roundabout with a warrior's statue in the middle.
A friend suddenly raised an alarm that the statue was getting down from it's stand and was coming after us with charms!
Our f..ed up minds did not reason the silliness of his statement, and we all ran through 1 km distance shouting, "student ni wa o, a ki n se ologun"!
Which simply meant "we are students and not warriors"!
Some got home without slippers.
And you won't believe we left two cars back in the bar we went to.

Yomieluv: A friend marked his birthday,naso we go ooo,we were served a very kind of drink,only God knows what they combined together. I took a lot of it,cos it was sweet,naso my eye dey turn me,later I was told I started vomiting everywhere,all the garri,and groundnut I was given to subside the effect,I threw everything out,I later passed out.
I was later told I wanted to headbutt a ram tied around there, cos it was during Sallah period
I never knew how bad I behaved the previous day till when in the afternoon I went back there to see my friend,I saw a small boy pointing to me telling the mum "see that were boy" -see that mad boy.

Chillisauce: loosing a shoe . Walked barefooted only to find the other shoe in my bed. Holding it like a teddy .
Another one with hubby during the dating time. He drinks but never gets drunk. So I tried to compete with him, ended up laughing

Ewuro707: Slept in jacuzzi wasted. Found myself in bed next morning . How did I know? My pics were taken with marker drawing on my face (hubby)

All these crack me up big time.
I can't stop laughing. . .

Double post

mgbeketoto: Sorry, even when I go to casinos or clubs. . .I do not even go near the bars.
Nothing wrong with occasional social indulgence.
But getting 'HIGH' or 'LOW' according to you. . .is out of the question.
I don't hang around people who do.
Like I stated earlier, the moment I sniff any kind of 'substance using'. . . MEDICAL IGBO included. . . GOOD BYE!

Not interested!

I prefer building up my retirement bank accounts than getting wasted!

Wow! Classic. I love that spirit.

Codedeben: OP my own long oo.
After our final year paper during uni days, me and 3 of my guys decided to go and celebrate in our usual spot we tagged "school 2".
We were there having fun, celebrating the end of having to hop into bus from main campus to permanent site everyday. There's this guy among us who was always boasting he could down a crate of beer in a sitting. We ordered for McDowell at first, later switched to beer and pepper soup. My guy was on his 3rd bottle of Harp when he started acting up. You know one thing about beer nah say you go just dey stand up go piss at some intervals. Na so this our guy stand up say him wan go piss as usual ooo, we didn't even pay attention to his movement but few seconds After he left we heard Gboa behind us. He had dashed into a table where some people were chilling as well. In the process he made them spill beer on themeselves. See as this people vex, instead make our guy apologize and make im dey go on im own jejely, na so he start to dey insult dem dey accuse dem say na dem push the table across im path as dem see am dey come cos dem think say hin don high (imagine statement). Even an insane mind know say na our guy miss road and probably he was halucinating. We just stayed back to watch as the drama unfolds. D next thing we dey hear be say our guy dey threaten those people that he was a son of a Major General and e go ask im papa boys to come fall those guys. That statement got on the nerves of one of dem and he whooz our guy for face say make im Go call im papa come. Na so our guy say "sh-i-t!! na me you slap so? walaaaahi you don die 2day" . He immediately opened his zipper. We were like what is happening here. As in D whole thing just be like a film cos we don know dis guy teytey and he never tell us say im get any1 for military talk more of im palee and besides wetin im wan commot for im trouser. D suspense was high. Na so our guy open im trouser zip and carry this thing commot come dey say " I go kill you 2day I swear". Na dt time me move close 2 see wetin our guy dey up to. Only 2 see say na im JohnT im commot dey piss for there front, wen im finish he com hol am come dey direct am to d guy dey tell am say im go shoot am. I swear, everyone just burst in2 laughter. Every1 in sch2 dt night couldn't help but laugh thr ass off. But it was so embarrassing to us. The bar security guy walked up to us and asked us to take d dude home imdtly. Come see as dis guy wey bin dey fumble say im stomach na brewery dey stagger as we dey hol am go stop cab. We flagged down a taxi and fortunately/unfortunately for us he had only 1 passenger. The norm there is 2 at the front and 3 for back. The greatest mistake we made was to say make our guy sit down for back. we didn't want him to sit down close 2 d door so he sat down next to the passenger we met in the car which happen to be a very cute lady( and dts whr the word "unfortunate" comes in).
He started dozing off imdtly we hit the road and guess what? He noded the chick several times as he was dozing. At a point he stationed his head on d babe shoulder, na So we pinched one another dey laugh am. I guess the chickala wan avoid embarrassment so she didn't push his head off anylonger. Omo, come see whr the main gbege com happen. Like 10 minutes later na so our guy vomit inside d car, come vomit on the girl leg, the thing splash for her thigh, messed up her leg big time. Mehn! It wasn't funny at all. Omo come see the mother of all embarrassment. The girl just dey vex dey rake.


Brothers and sisters, do you know why I was more embarrassed? The chick was actually my 300 level crush that was always telling me she would never go out with someone with my kind of lifestyle. Wasn't she right afterall?

Choi, dt dude hef up big time. I can only. Imagine how I would have felt. Sh-i-t happens anyway.

Sober you said? You're very funny dear.
But you would be the first to order for Smirnoff ice or Snapp when chilling out with your friends.
I hope you ain't among those people that always boast of not taking any alcoholic drink but they can take a red wine or smirnoff.

mgbeketoto: Not my portion.
The only person I know that does such a thing. . .I CUT OUT OF MY LIFE IMMEDIATELY I FOUND OUT.
I don't do 'wasted' souls. . .in life or in death!
You can't be a friend of mine and be a USER. . . . YOU GET DUMPED IMMEDIATELY!

I come from a pretty sober network of FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
Never been interested in such things.

#Sober #Iwish

NRI PRIEST: Do you mean getting drunk or getting "high" as in getting stoned ? Getting high isn't same as getting drunk and the effect aren't the same. I don't drink much anymore but I can still hit the KPOLI once in a while.

Talking about navigating in the upper echelon. That feeling when you have taken that thing(whatever it is) that has taken you to the next realm. So be it SK, kpoli, ororo, Alomo. You name them.

lymelyte: Sleep in the toilet

Lol . Can Mos Def relate with that. For how long?

XLR8: When i got high. I started earing voices that Nigeria will win this 2014 world cup

And you'd have us believe you aint high presently.

bluuu: lol @ pic

Na so. Pls share your experience or any that you've ever heard of.

Hello Guys,
We sometimes feel so tipsy and start acting incoherently after few bottles of beer (depending on individual alcoholic threshold). Some start spitting rhymes like busta busta , some would ask you to make a bet they could do what you can't imagine them daring on a good day, some would sleep in gutter and so on and so fault.
I have listened to people share some funny but ridiculous experiences of how they returned back home(and sleeping outside the house) after that long time out with friends chilling on several chilled bottles of Alcoholic drinks. Believe me its always interesting listening to such. Permit me to ask if you have ever found yourself "misbehaving after some bottles of whatever the name of that alcoholic drink is called. Could you please share some experience with us.

Ladies let's hear your first experience on that alcoholic drink. Guys what was the worst experience like?

Thanks guys.

No hold barred pls.

Pictures for it did happen
https://i40.tinypic.com/fy378w.jpg

cramjones: Once again I have read through all the perceptions and opinions voiced on this thread, and I think I owe a moral responsibility to clear all the innuendoes expressed by observers on this thread.

1. I have NEVER on this platform claimed to be Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, and I have NOT DENIED being him as well.

I once challenged you on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1553625/teenage-fani-kayode-girlfriend-kelly-college/5#20200004 and you outrightly denied being "him". You even went as far as using Channels tv as an alibi at that time. Check the posts below.

GetUmad:
At the boldened. If you aren't FFK why the "darling"
and how did you know the location of the snapshot.
Why do you want to go this low? Why would you
give in to people that are waiting at your grave to
pour sand on you? Don't we already know d truth?
Do you need all this in order to be vindicated?

cramjones: cramjones:
As at the time this was being typed FFK was on
ChannelsTV interviewing and commenting on OBJ's
letter to the failed GEJ's government. How then can FFK
be on Nairaland at the same time as Cramjones ??

REUBEN010: the hard-reset is nt respondin on my tecno M7.

Not too surprised.

OP abeg help us tell them. They really don't know how disgusting they look trying to flaunt their body unnecessarily.

I spit eachh time I see a lady dress like this. It shows she's gat no sense of modesty/decency.

OP, where is the source and pics ? we either believe it never happened or it could be filed as a beer parlor gist.

@ the post, good point by the Lord Bishop but does he ever think we can get rid of corruption? who is to enforce it? Is our Judicial system not the head office of Corruption Inc. ?


Its easier to experience eclipse of the moon ten times in a year than to have a single person in naija, from "government" to the "governed" who isn't corruption personified.

Naija is corruption version of Sodom (btw, can u see the similarity in the altitude ? They are both 5-letter word). _{Even in our worship centers corruption is the order of the day.}

OP get a life.
If he was behind in the photograph, you would still have been the first to exhale your bad breadth about it. He now happened to be at the forefront, yet u have this magnitude of heartache.
Did u seriously expect him to be at the front row with those elder statemen? So other governors standing at the back arent human beings?

Dude again, get a life.

Ijobaorun: .
Pls how can I post a topic on nairaland? Thanks.

Do not use this to derail the thread. Go to the particular section u would like your thread(i.e politics) to be under and click on "New".

A living Dog is better than a dead lion.


who is the DOG?, who is the LION?



walahi I nor know.

drnoel: its just 2G while most tablets are talking about 4G. If their price is more than that of googöle nexus then they should forget it.

Are u sure u took your time to read the spec at all?

secnelly: after all these, ther is no specification for price. Op, your research isnt complete yet. WE NEED PRICE SPECIFICATION.

its on the high side, I think its around $789 online.[quote author=::gsmcoder::]the tab is not bad. I bought one in dubai for my beta testing.[/quote]could u please do a small review on the tablet. just tell us how is it and how much did u buy it.

wordsbase: The only positive side to it is that we'll now have a Tab with battery power to last a life time!

To support your claim See the below report :

There's a healthy 8120mAh battery cell, that Nokia says
can last for up to 25 days on standby. We gave the
Lumia a good hammering over a day or so and it still
had plenty of juice left.
http://mobile.pcadvisor.co.uk/reviews/tablets/3491968/nokia-lumia-2520-review/.

wordsbase: The only positive side to it is that we'll now have a Tab with battery power to last a life time!

To support your claim See the below report :

There's a healthy 8120mAh battery cell, that Nokia says
can last for up to 25 days on standby. We gave the
Lumia a good hammering over a day or so and it still
had plenty of juice left.

hooged: Nice one coming from nokia , I hope it has a port for external keyboard ..

To answer your question. See pic below.

https://i41.tinypic.com/muuamw.jpg

OP pls can we see that of GEJ too? Probably one of those his shoeless ones couple with some shots taken while he was sipping his Og-g-r- with SK.

Madam Minister be like : make I "patrick"icise these buffoon make dem go sidon, without knowing that she was about christening them.








Obahiagbon wouldn't have put it better.

Nattering gini?
So funny. She used just 3 words to castrate them. I'm very sure most of them would have to go and pick up meriam webster immediately to be sure she wasn't cursing thr grandpa.



Nigeria :- House of comedy.

hooged: Nice one coming from nokia , I hope it has a port for external keyboard ..

Of course ,I think it should support external keyboard.

Nokia is about to release their tablet. Check out its specs below.

2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - all
versions

3G Network HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 /
2100 - RX-113

HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100 -
RX-114, RX-114v
4G Network LTE 800 / 1800 / 2600 - RX-113
LTE 700 / 850 / 1700 / 1900 /
2100 - RX-114
LTE 700 / 1700 / 2100 - RX-114v
SIM Micro-SIM
Announced 2013, October
Status Available. Released 2013,
December
BODY Dimensions 267 x 168 x 8.9 mm (10.51 x 6.61 x
0.35 in)
Weight 615 g (1.36 lb)

DISPLAY Type IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen,
16M colors
Size 1080 x 1920 pixels, 10.1 inches
(~218 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 2
- ClearBlack display
SOUND Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
- Dolby Headphone sound
enhancement

MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32 GB
Internal 32 GB, 2 GB RAM
DATA GPRS Yes
EDGE Up to 236.8 kbps
Speed HSDPA, 42.2 Mbps, HSUPA, 11.5
Mbps; LTE, Cat4, 50 Mbps UL, 150
Mbps DL
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi
hotspot
Bluetooth Yes, v4.0
NFC Yes
USB Yes, USB v3.0, USB Host support

CAMERA Primary 6.7 MP, 3088 x 1744 pixels, Carl
Zeiss optics, autofocus
Features 1/3.4'' sensor size
Video Yes, 1080p@30fps
Secondary Yes, 2 MP, 720p@30fps

FEATURES OS Microsoft Windows RT
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8974
Snapdragon 800
CPU Quad-core 2.2 GHz Krait 400
GPU Adreno 330
Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity,
compass
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS,
Email, Push Email, IM
Browser HTML5
Radio No
GPS Yes, with A-GPS support and
GLONASS
Java No
Colors Cyan , Red, Black, White
- HDMI port
- SNS integration
- Active noise cancellation with
dedicated mic
- MP4/DivX/Xvid/H.264/H.263
player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player
- Organizer
- Image viewer/editor
- Document editor/viewer
- Bing Search, Maps, SkyDrive
- Predictive text input
BATTERY Non-removable 8000 mAh battery
Stand-by Up to 600 h

http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_lumia_2520-5702.php

My opinion : windows OS can't really give Nokia that a great comeback they crave for. The only saving grace now would be if a moderate price is attached to this device.
https://i42.tinypic.com/fx9vg3.jpg

https://i43.tinypic.com/r21755.jpg

https://i40.tinypic.com/2qk0aro.jpg

Nokia is about to release their tablet. Check out its specs below.

2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - all
versions

3G Network HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 /
2100 - RX-113

HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100 -
RX-114, RX-114v
4G Network LTE 800 / 1800 / 2600 - RX-113
LTE 700 / 850 / 1700 / 1900 /
2100 - RX-114
LTE 700 / 1700 / 2100 - RX-114v
SIM Micro-SIM
Announced 2013, October
Status Available. Released 2013,
December
BODY Dimensions 267 x 168 x 8.9 mm (10.51 x 6.61 x
0.35 in)
Weight 615 g (1.36 lb)

DISPLAY Type IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen,
16M colors
Size 1080 x 1920 pixels, 10.1 inches
(~218 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 2
- ClearBlack display
SOUND Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
- Dolby Headphone sound
enhancement
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32 GB
Internal 32 GB, 2 GB RAM
DATA GPRS Yes
EDGE Up to 236.8 kbps
Speed HSDPA, 42.2 Mbps, HSUPA, 11.5
Mbps; LTE, Cat4, 50 Mbps UL, 150
Mbps DL
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi
hotspot
Bluetooth Yes, v4.0
NFC Yes
USB Yes, USB v3.0, USB Host support

CAMERA Primary 6.7 MP, 3088 x 1744 pixels, Carl
Zeiss optics, autofocus
Features 1/3.4'' sensor size
Video Yes, 1080p@30fps
Secondary Yes, 2 MP, 720p@30fps

FEATURES OS Microsoft Windows RT
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8974
Snapdragon 800
CPU Quad-core 2.2 GHz Krait 400
GPU Adreno 330
Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity,
compass
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS,
Email, Push Email, IM
Browser HTML5
Radio No
GPS Yes, with A-GPS support and
GLONASS
Java No
Colors Cyan , Red, Black, White
- HDMI port
- SNS integration
- Active noise cancellation with
dedicated mic
- MP4/DivX/Xvid/H.264/H.263
player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player
- Organizer
- Image viewer/editor
- Document editor/viewer
- Bing Search, Maps, SkyDrive
- Predictive text input
BATTERY Non-removable 8000 mAh battery
Stand-by Up to 600 h

http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_lumia_2520-5702.php

My opinion : windows OS can't really give Nokia that a great comeback they crave for. The only saving grace now would be if a moderate price is attached to this device.

idumuose: Their job is to copy and paste whatever falsehood APC sends to their mail.

And they need to be "fluent in spoken english" to do that?
Go for treatment, you just shot yourself on the leg. Watch out next time.

So predictable.

I hope that "a governor" in that statement isn't the Lagos state governor. If its then I think its only proper to ask:
What is it with LASG and Ibos?
Is it still about that deportation ish? I thought Fashola had apologised?
So anyone that has anything to do with LASG directly or indirectly would have to face the music.
Who removed FORGIVENESS from this people's dictionary?




Now I understand what it means when they say someone has "agidi" like an Ibo made fan.