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PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has expressed
his
administration’s commitment to developing an
economy that works for all Nigerians, stressing
the need to shift from over-reliance on crude
oil export, especially now that oil price is
dropping.

Sorry Pal, its too late. Nigerians have already taken their decision.

In as much as some of us would have loved to still give you one more chance, you have failed your English { unprecedented spate of insecurities in the history of the Nation} and your Mathematics { an ailing Economy}, hence you don't even have the major prerequisite for admission into school of Second-term.

Don't go the damage-control way either , cos that can only at best, describe how so "proavtive" you have been as The President of over 160million people.

Saw this campaign poster around Ikeja one day and someone around me said its either he's an outcast from his village(who apparently has no relevance to his people) or some opportunists somewhere wants to make cool cash off him.

That was the whole essence of her public apology some months back...... Oh, i see. These people just think Nigerians are as daft as they're. When i read that letter to the Ephesians she wrote recently, i suspected she was up to something.

This is the best time for some people in the House to smile to the bank. While some are busy scheming, some (businessmen in the house) would be in Aso rock collecting their GEJ-must-not-go bags stached with mints just to oppose the move.

Why can't they wait to impeach him at the poll instead. How many months more, at best days, do we have before the general election? All i see is a flash in the pan gragra.

NobleAky:
Attention seeker! Just ask yourself when last you heard from George Bush the immediate past USA president or even John Attah Mills of Ghana

And you called them they told you they lost links and communication with him.

Funny...... You people didn't notice it was all in a bid to win the Presidency's heart. How else would he proclaim he's Pro-GEJ {so as to be given opportunity to sing for TAN} if not via this means.
Its sheer publicity, a remainder to the Presidency that the duo is yet to wax a thrash for the TAN.

Is he from France? Someone should please translate in Broken English.

This dude fall my hand big time. If he wan chop frog sef, him for fry the one wey get egg. Dayo- state house of assembly. So ridiculous.

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emmanuel4758:
Peter Okoye of the singing duo, P-Square, has
composed a funny prayer for the ethnic group of
south-eastern Nigeria, popularly known as Igbo.
Many do argue that the tribe love money more
than the other tribes in Nigeria.
Peter took to his instagram page to offer prayer
for his kinsmen. Read the prayer below:
This prayer is 4 all IGBOS:
Dear MONEY, since all the ethnic groups in
Nigeria, agree & constantly confirm that it is only
the IGBOS that LOVE you so much.
Please rise and visit every Igbo person struggling
anywhere around the globe…visit them wit all
your different clothes like DOLLARS, POUNDS,
EUROS and NAIRA.
You may leave out other TRIBES since they keep
denying u in public .. Amen!….
If u are proudly lgbo, let me hear a thunderous
Igbotic Ameeeeeen!!!.
Ngwa biko bless another nwa afor’Igbo with this
message.

Bro, pls remove the "to" in the title of your thread. Not sure Igbo people are gods. By the way, that sh**t has always been everywhere way before now. The Nigg didn't compose sh**t. He only copied and pasted on his instagram (just like they always copy and paste then modify a bit, someone's songs or soundtrack, not forgetting dance steps as well from time immemorial, no originality).
True that. No pun. No hating.

Good development. But ny fear is; They always start like this. Winning the heart of all and sundry at all cost. At the end they run into recurring debts.

This man should face the root of the poverty in the land and not just dashing out money or creating unnecessary portfolio for one yeye stomach infrastructure.
If he concentrates more on empowerment , his administration could be one of the few good eggs PDP has ever hatched .

He should remember he won't be there forever and the next govt may decide to axe any of his legacies, reverting the people back to square one.

Can't imagine sticking Nigerian vehicle plate number on this robot. Its like hanging cowrie necklace (like those hunter's dogs) on a samoyed.

If i happen to own it, i would never attach any plate number. Even FRSC and police on sighting it would be like CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i would have being 30km away before they'd start arguing if it was a vehicle that passed and if it actually had a number-plate.

Its relative. Its determined by the individuals and the institution. Some courses in some Schools could be a direct walk-over while same course in another institution would be a rocket science. Some Departmental Lecturers in some institutions are just devil-incarnate.

But, generally speaking, if PHYSICS (with its affiliated courses) isn't part of your list then you need to consult your dictionary for the definition of "hard". Damn! That course is so "broadly abstract" and its the bedrock of many other courses a la professions. I hail those who get power to study am.

Why the stress? It isn't as herculean as you make it, my friend!
The most concise answer is : Sir, kindly ask ifa. He's in the best position to answer you. You should note that Employers like creativity and ingenuity. Such answer is gonna wow them till the end of the interview session. Thats creativity! your level and manner of such grit would land you the job. Respond this way and thank me later.

sheffyUTD:
*Update*

1.550m will get the Acura Zdx 2012 cleared.

Kindly ship it on Grimaldi, Eukor or any of Hoegh liners

Call +234 808 512 8406; 706 666 2687 or mail contactadash@ gmail.com if you require additional information.

Thanks

Ok, thanks. I shall contact you.

Musiwa wannnabe on the loose.

@ op, get you involved, how? Could you pls define the concept "getting one involved"

@ Neldrizzy, edit your post, its poorly formatted. Make it more readable with enough paragraphs and delete unnecessary spaces between those sentences, should you crave for the frontpage.

sheffyUTD:
Honda pilot 2010 - 1m
VW passat 2007 - 550

Please let me get back to you on Monday for the Acura Zdx 2012, It's doing me your user name, getting me mad

Thanks

Thanks. Lol @ "getting you mad". Na so.
I'll be waiting for it.
Bro, pls could you briefly explain the reasons for disparities in the price of clearing vehicles. What are the conditions that determine the amount. For instance, i sometimes see 2 different brands of Suvs of same year and which cost almost same price from US with huge price difference in clearing.I am asking cos i want to make an informed decision based on my pocket when i want to order. If i could know the determinant for the clearing fee, i would know what i should go for when selecting.

Bro, please how much would it cost me to clear Acura Zdx 2012,honda pilot 2010 and VW passat 2007.

No doubt, both the writer of the original script and the OP are die-hard fans of the wiz"kid" guy. Rating that album an "A" tells us more about them.

How on earth would I ever consider as excellent, a song with the most redundant lyrics as stated below :
Are you gonna dance oo if i show you my money? What concerns his average fans out there with his "money" before they could dance? To now add salt to injury, he got to a point that he was just shouting AFRICA AFRICAN BABY(WTF!!) . Still yet to fathom the correlation between the lyrics.
What sense is in GINGER OOO GINGER, THE WAY YOU................. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

From my observations, Most people that do love all these musics are peeps who go to joints/clubs, where the loudspeaker keeps banging the rubbish into your ear and after few bottles of alcoholic drinks you won't have a choice than to start slowly oscillating your head to the beat, hence you stealthily and unknowingly becoming used to the song. I am also a victim.


I know I'm gonna get mobbed on this. Truth is ; that guy is overhyped . He keeps singing rubbish songs with vague lyrics and never stop making avoidable blunders in most of his songs.

Imagine in one of his popular songs he mistakenly sang "I'll always do you wrong, never do you right", just as he did on "all your mans shall fall that day". No-one is perfect! But before you release a song, you should take enough time to listen to it. However, i won't blame him, just like Timaya said in one of his "noise", he said "we dey give dem pangolo(tin)", pangolo is what Nigerians want and let them continue to dish them out exclusively for us.

Champion01:
Even d 'practicals' poly students do claim dey're doing are mere fallacy. D 'practicals' are not actually up to d way de're hyping it. Mind u, i was once a poly students so i knw wat am talking abt.

Bro God bless you for this. I also went to both Polytechnic and University and I can categorically tell you the practical they lay claim to is nothing but a hoax. I can't see anything special or so spectacular about the so called practicals we did in Polytechnic. When i got to Uni, i could remember raising this same issue with some other Polytechnic products but different institutions who also shared same view. Polytechnic education would have been what's originally intended for, but for lack of funding. Majority of their laboratories are ill-equipped with old Lab attendants who have failed to update themselves to the new generational syllabi and techniques. I was still in one of the polytechnics we have in d country few days ago. Believe me its an eyesore.
I know most Nigerians don't like TRUTH but DECEIT and anyone that speaks the truth is their enemy. Lets stop deceiving ourselves for once.

Champion01:
Even d 'practicals' poly students do claim dey're doing are mere fallacy. D 'practicals' are not actually up to d way de're hyping it. Mind u, i was once a poly students so i knw wat am talking abt.

Bro God bless you for this. I am also a product of both Polytechnic and University and I can categorically tell you the practical they lay claim to is nothing but a hoax. I can't see anything special or so spectacular about the so called practicals we did in Polytechnic. When i got to Uni, i could remember raising this same issue with some other Polytechnic products but different institutions who also shared same view.

Polytechnic education would have been what's originally intended for, but for lack of funding. Majority of their laboratories are ill-equipped with old Lab attendants who have failed to update themselves to the new generational syllabi and techniques.

I know most Nigerians don't like TRUTH but DECEIT and anyone that speaks the truth is their enemy. Lets stop deceiving ourselves for once.

Champion01:
Even d 'practicals' poly students do claim dey're doing are mere fallacy. D 'practicals' are not actually up to d way de're hyping it. Mind u, i was once a poly students so i knw wat am talking abt.

Bro God bless you for this. I also went to both Polytechnic and University and i can categorically tell you the practical they lay claim to ia nothing but a hoax. I know most Nigerians don't like TRUTH but DECEIT and anyone that speaks the truth is their enemy.

Choi! See as im dry for down. Can't believe nah dt tiny leg dey carry the heavy duty for up. He's gat nothing from his waist downward.

egopersonified:
please give op prices before we continue with lectures.

They needed to be certain of the one he actually wanted. Jeeps or SUVS. meanwhile, I'm not sure the op is serious about it. If he needed such he really didn't need to create a thread for that before he could get a good and timely response. There are several dealers in Auto section with contact details he could easily reach, even on their respective threads he could make such inquiry and they'd answer him. Not sure if the right set of people would come in here to answer him.

OP, To get the real price and in a timely fashion, contact the popular auto dealers in auto or car talk section.

Barbarians everywhere. Yet they'd always shout boko haram this boko haram that. Most Nigerians are worse than boko haram. The only thing that comes to their mind is to KILL YOU after any slight provocation. This happens everywhere in this jungle called Nigeria. If you hit someone they'd throw tire on your neck , if they "suspect" you to be thief/kidnapper they'd burn you alive. Bash a danfo in Lagos and see the alacrity at which both the driver and the bus conductor would locate "wheel spanner" to come and hit on your HEAD(why? If not to kill you). Accidentally Knock down a careless okada man and see throngs of irate okada men with dangerous weapons for vengeance.

Just always taking laws into their hands and they're the most religious you'd come across in churches on sundays and mosques on fridays.

How were they able to outpower those guyz in uniform right in their domain? Shameless things!



Heffing Barbarians!

100Cents:
Young man, your correction makes no sense.

A class is also a set and is also a grade...

13% of 334 students made first class. This is the important information.

That percentage is too high..

Young "woman" , check my initial summation [post] on the issue. Not correcting you bro, but correcting the wrong notion anyone who reads it may have. I never told you I was oblivious of the use of "class" as "set" . The context of usage in the statement is confusing. I was confused when i saw "class" and had to re-read the post again. Sorry if you felt i embarrassed you in any way. Affront Not intended.

100Cents:
46 First class graduates out of 334 graduating students.

Translates to 13% of the class making first class... I laugh, I would have been first class in that school nah.

Who knows whether first class is for sale there or their ratios are faulty or watered down ?

With reference to the boldened. Its not a class but the whole school, a graduating set.

The way Private institutions in Nigeria dish out first class and 2:1 really makes you wonder how come the reverse is always the case in public Universities. Compare these :

In Afe Babalola University [lets dub it ABU just for example]

The Economics graduate led the pack of 46
other First Class graduates; 158 Second Class
(Upper Division), 115 Second Class (Lower
Division) and 14 Third Class graduates.

Meanwhile in another University, but a public institution , for instance, Ahmadu Bello University (another ABU) , below results would be the best you could ever get:

46 SECOND CLASS (UPPER DIVISION) ;115 Second Class (LOWER DIVISION) , 158 THIRD CLASS and 14 FIRST CLASS.

Same obtainable in almost all the public Universities in the country.
Wonder what the best students in these private schools would have graduated with if they had gone to our public Unis.

surrogatesng:
Good news

Smh for you. Are you tryna book space or what's good news when you didn't even read whats up there talk more of understanding and then realizing the whole article is more or else a "mission statement " of a company in south Africa. When did you start spending rands? How is the information up there beneficial to a Nigerian average subscriber? Wetin concern that danfo driver with below

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See bad combo of Akpu and weed {imagine outpowering 2 ferocious monsters}

The man punched one of the dogs
that attacked him, as seen
in the video.
Two Secret Service dogs “were taken to a
veterinarian for injuries
sustained during the incident,” Donovan said

Trust me, The guy's weed na class A, one that could only be gotten from naija, precisely, idiroko in ogun state or warri in delta state.

Murano........ Hmmmm lips sealed. Exotic yet problematic. But its cool at that price.
Happy selling bro.