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PoliticsRe: How Apc Rig Elections In Lagos By Mr.rights by GetUmad: 1:27pm On Oct 02, 2014
Op, have you listened to "story for the gods" by Olamide. I think you should download it.
PoliticsRe: Few Pics From My Brief Trip To Abuja To Meet A Cankerworm. by GetUmad: 9:56pm On Sep 30, 2014
NCMD: RECUITMENT! RECUITMENT!! RECUITMENT!!!

Massive recuitment currently availiable in the Nigera Custom Marketing Department ,we expected to recuit Maximum number of 40,000 staffs approximately,interested applicants should please send Cv,s to the nigeria custom marketing head officier @ onaiwuchristian@gmail.com, or call @ 08164016561 Staffs are entitle to accomodation and welfare allowances.
And your family members are still jobless, what are you waiting for?
Watch your back you SCALLYWAG. Your waterloo is imminent .
PoliticsRe: We’ve Reduced Poverty By 50% – Jonathan by GetUmad: 9:17pm On Sep 27, 2014
50%. Why not 100%? The same way his P. A, the finance minister claimed the Govt created how many millions of jobs last year.
50% is an understatement. Its should actually be 150%. Its evident on the street. When average Nigerians now consider essential commodities ostentatious.

Federal Government cooking imaginary figures since 2010.
SportsRe: Keshi Shuts Out Martins, Iheanacho From Super Eagles by GetUmad:
This old man wouldn't just want to consider people's golden opinion. He cherishes those who are setting his team backward and disgusts those who could promote his career. Mikel is the best, Ihenachor is a toddler. Ok kontinu.

His case is like the proverbial chicken wandering on the Highway, on advising it not to leave its owners home, it kept complaining of his owner denying him access to free food on dumpsites.

If you continue like this Keshi with your oversabi, its only a matter of time before you'd receive a letter with subject titled as below.

FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife With My Landlord In Bed!! Pictures by GetUmad: 4:05am On Sep 23, 2014
I shouted What! The
landlord took off but not before I had taken a
quick snap as I had my phone in my hands.
And the picture above was the one you quickly took with the phone you had in your hand right? You refused to tell us the part that you returned home with your cousin that helped you pin the man down while trying to "quickly" take the snapshot.


Abeg if ona wan cook zobo mey ona dey add all d required ingredients. Zobo when nor sweet dey purge belle.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Governor Ibikunle Amosun Is A Liar - Adeniji Adele by GetUmad: 10:21pm On Sep 22, 2014
gunuvi: abeg are u wole Soyinka?
His mum was cousin to my dad's aunt.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Governor Ibikunle Amosun Is A Liar - Adeniji Adele by GetUmad:
Concession right? Yea, according to modern oxford dictionary 2014 edition. : Concession was defined as Lagos English (Jagaban English to be precise) , term used for the act of converting public (or government) property/investment into a private one, be it interim or eternal.
Etymology : was first used by politicians in Lagos, south Western part of nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Boko Haram Members Killed By Nigerian Troops, by GetUmad: 11:06pm On Sep 21, 2014
If you think I'm gonna click that "blue text" you're on a very looooooooooooooong thing . Provide them pictures here my friend.
PoliticsRe: Facts About Nigeria That You Have Never Think About. by GetUmad: 9:46pm On Sep 21, 2014
16) where people like the OP abound and are allowed free movement without proper care/attention .
PoliticsRe: Facts About Nigeria That You Have Never Think About. by GetUmad: 9:45pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ya number 9 na die. Ogini?
Good news for OP. Private schools in lagos would be resuming tomorrow as against the LASG October resumption date. You're in lagos, i suppose. Pls do the needful. Thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Must See Hilarious Photo: Masquerade Spotted Using Atm In Lagos Nigeria by GetUmad: 11:04pm On Sep 20, 2014
Masquerade/Madman/drunken master, it could be a plot to avoid easy identification (if need be) with the security camera. The guy could have stolen the debit card. That is cap though. @op are u really sure this happened in lagos?
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking! Recorded Voice Tape of TB Joshua Bribing Journalists To tell Lies! by GetUmad:
See what Nigerian journalism has turned into. Listen as those poverty-stricken journalists were shouting "thanks sir, God bless sir" like all these lagos agberos hailing a famous rich man.
The most interesting part was where he said " we have to talk like Men of God" (that really got my attention) and those hungry beggers were asking him what he wanted them to write. Looks like the ones that have been criticizing him were those ones who, unfortunately, were never present at the largesse presentation and those ones bribed didn't report anything, or could it be after collecting the brown envelope they still went ahead to report the ills?
LESSON FROM THE AUDIO CLIP :
YOU READ AND HEAR ONLY WHAT OUR MEDIA HOUSES ARE PAID TO DELIVER TO YOU.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Man Was Forced To Join Boko-Haram by GetUmad: 2:57am On Sep 19, 2014
Yomieluv: Thought BH has hatred for non muslim,and igbo.

Recruiting igbos shows how desperate,and classless the terrorist are.
The motive would have definitely been to use him for easy penetration especially churches and unsuspecting areas. Be rest assured there are many people like him among those idiots. Don't forget lately they've been using even teenage girls. Only God knows how many of them are innocent Christians.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Man Was Forced To Join Boko-Haram by GetUmad: 2:52am On Sep 19, 2014
You're forcibly recruited right? So also many of the almajiris. Thank God you escaped........
See as e be now, if to say the guy na muslim from middle belt or Muslim /Christian from another region other than the one mentioned, the usual suspects woulda been here insulting his tribe as a whole.
AutosRe: IMPORT DUTY CHECK here by GetUmad: 12:29pm On Sep 18, 2014
femmy2010: N1.1m would get it cleared.

Do feel free to call 08181494897 or email duduconsultt@yahoo.com for more information

Thanks
Thanks for the prompt response. Is it negotiable?
Would mail you when ready.
AutosRe: IMPORT DUTY CHECK here by GetUmad: 10:58am On Sep 18, 2014
Hello femmy,
Pls how much would it cost to clear a honda pilot 2010 model?

Roro tincan.
PoliticsRe: No More Mobile Police For Banks by GetUmad: 8:20pm On Sep 11, 2014
adepiero: no wonder you got a manual for dummies. shows you are dumb.
Didn't say i wasn't. Thats why it wasn't difficult for me to identify you.
PoliticsRe: No More Mobile Police For Banks by GetUmad: 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2014
adepiero: I guess ur brain box has been tampered with if not didn't you see it on new post tread? you try to make yourself relevant yet you sound stup!d
Bro get some sleep. When you're finally awake, you can pm Seun to send u nairaland manual for dummies . I also got one not quite long.
Its free pls don't let anyone scam you.
PoliticsRe: Statement From H.e. Olusegun Obasanjo Regarding The Shooting Of His Son Lt. Col. by GetUmad: 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2014
Randy100: is ok but i just dont like how they are stressing the whole thing.
I think your grievances should be addressed to the Nigerian press instead. The overhyping is from them. They're the one overflogging it. Mind you, its a great headline for them if u must know. A son of a former President. Nor be read u too wan read am wey make u click am, if u nor get interest why open the thread. Same reason for u to have picked interest in opening this particularly thread is the same reason for the news reportage. If you get the logic.
CrimeRe: HILARIOUS: Grandmother Slaughters, Drinks Grandson’s Blood In Minna by GetUmad: 7:15pm On Sep 11, 2014
And u called that hilarious. Are u alright? How are we sure you didn't partake in the dastardly act cos from the title of your thread you sounded kinda retar'ded. Prove me wrong pls.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Think Would Have Happened If The North Had The Crude Oij? by GetUmad: 9:58am On Sep 11, 2014
Abajosax007: What Do You Think Would Have Happened
If The North Had The Crude Oij?
you ever imagined if it was the northern states in nigeria that was blessed with petroleum. Had it been it was kano, kaduna, borno states are the major supplier of nigeria's petroleum products, what do you think would have happened by now
the current deteriorated state of nigeria's unity?
They would have used the j in the "oij" to destroy the "J"ealous people probably through " j"ihad


The day you all stop creating threads primarily meant at disparaging other tribes is the day we would move forward as a country.
PoliticsRe: Exposed!!!!!!! Atlast 5 Reasons Anambra State Top The Charts In External Exams by GetUmad: 4:29pm On Sep 05, 2014
Can we stop this already. Its becoming a cliche.

Anambra state is just like every other state in the country where success in an external exam is a function how smart you could get as regards malpractices. Just as rightly stated above. Sometimes, i just keep quiet watching dudes bragging about how so so state had best WAEC result for a particular year. I have pictures i took while i went for an invigilation in some schools while in Anambra. These students were carrying textbooks with confidence i had never seen before. The halls were always rowdy. The truth is, the prevalence of corrupt practices in every edges of this country can't make us have a real fact/figure on several important things such as academic performance in external examinations.
Almost every schools, most especially public schs you go to in this country during examination, you would see different levels of examination malpractices.
PoliticsRe: Could This Be Real (photo) by GetUmad: 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2014
wheredemdey: And he speaks like the typical Myopic nigerian..you talking about money when you should be talking about contacts/networking..

this barber will have unhindered access to the president..omoh this guy go dey find better work for person etc..the president go dey even seek for his advice/opinion on several issues sef..he go dey attend presidential parties etc..dey stay for aso rock..mehn the list is endless..

BTW: I seriously doubt this sh1t wink wink
I initially didn't feel like dignifying you with my response. But on a second thought i felt i should hang you in your rightful place. In your brilliant mind, for me not to have included networking in my comment made me a MYOPIC NIGERIAN. Are you that hyperopic to understand what an opinion is? Ok, now that you have written that, has it networked you to the Chief Chef of the federation for food supplies? Some of you just lack proper social manners even on public forum. I aired my view, which made it my "personal" contribution, what stops you from going ahead to show your sheer brilliance on the subject matter, totally independent of anyone's contribution and devoid of insult.

Do not quote me again if you can't be civil enough.
PoliticsRe: Could This Be Real (photo) by GetUmad: 12:14pm On Sep 04, 2014
Philipmems: Stumbled on this complimentary card and was wondering if its real in this modern generation... grin grin
Don't be surprised. The Chief Cleaner has her own card too.
By the way, would u tell me you won't kill to get this slot? Can u imagine how much his salary would be per annum for what i call a "relaxed" job description. Provided its real.
PoliticsRe: Could This Be Real (photo) by GetUmad: 12:14pm On Sep 04, 2014
Philipmems: Stumbled on this complimentary card and was wondering if its real in this modern generation... grin grin
AutosRe: Urgent sale Honda Civic 2007 400k Sold by GetUmad: 11:08am On Aug 31, 2014
equlibrium: No sar, if u luk d pictures well, these ones are plastic
he has edited it. his earlier post claimed the car to have alloy rim and I just had to borrow several spectacles to locate where the alloy was fitted.
AutosRe: Urgent sale Honda Civic 2007 400k Sold by GetUmad: 10:21pm On Aug 30, 2014
alloy rim?

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