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PoliticsRe: Ebola: How Nigerian Diplomat Infected Doctor, Wife, Their Three-month-old Baby by GetUmad: 8:38pm On Aug 28, 2014
GenBuhari: Stop panicking you are not going to die - its a hoax

Did you remember that Liberian protestors realised the hoax and raided an Ebola centre and rescued their relatives?

Another thing that does not add up.
ok sir. could u do me a favor? pay a visit to any of the ebola treatment centers unprotected to tell them its all a hoax. but kindly drive yourself thereafter, directly to Gwoza or sambisa preferably, while avoiding contact with anybody except probably , policemen collecting bribes on highway or any jobless military officer harrasing harmless civilian.
thanks in aadvance.
PoliticsRe: Ebola: How Nigerian Diplomat Infected Doctor, Wife, Their Three-month-old Baby by GetUmad: 8:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
GenBuhari: Ebola is a hoax
Pls call one of the numbers above ASAP.

Nairalanders pls beware, the quoted dude is already infected, although his own is more of psychological than physical. The dude is already showing symptoms of ebola-psychosis.






Same naive and I-sabi-pass-my-neighbor mentality Nigerians had on this ebola scourge prior to its entry into the country, which made us not to have taken adequate precautionery measures.





dont know why ITK too bokuu for naija like this. eveeyone is a conspiracy theorist
PoliticsRe: Can A Governor Be From A Different Tribe? True Democracy! by GetUmad:
UchihaMadara: Was just wondering if this could actually happen, I mean we claim to be practicing democracy, but it seems that only those from the principle tribe in a state are elected Governor for that particular state.

Just close your eyes and imagine:

An Igbo man being a Governor in Kaduna.
A Yoruba man being a Governor in Imo.
An Hausa man being the Governor of Lagos.


Does it tickle your brain to even begin to imagine that? I know it does mine!

I'm not a separatist, but its obvious that the position of governor in our democracy does in fact breed separatism.

If a black man can rule the United States of America after their horrid history of slavery, then I see no reason why we that practice the democracy borrowed from them, can't take what would seem to be a less harder step in promoting true meritocracy in governor elections as opposed to the way it is now; being zoned to the principle tribe of the state.

So what do y'all think?
Yea, its absolutely possible. when the word TRIBALISM has being expunged from naija dictionary, that time we can have governors and other political office holders of another tribe calling the shots.
Having the first lady from another tribe(esp the major groups), for now poses much threat to one's political career, how much more the main man. if for instance, I, as an ibo man with a yoruba wife want to contest for governorship seat in my state, or me that yoruba man with an anambra woman as my wife vying for governorship position in my state , how much support do you think I can garner from my people without their usual "stranger as a wife" sentiment? lets start from their first.
PoliticsRe: Stop The Tribal Bashing On Political Section-oluwasegunfummi by GetUmad:
oluwasegunfummi: The tribal denigration on the political section is now alarming, personally I rarely engage in a tribal e-war, its either am telling the truth about my region or am trying to curtail the tribal excesses of other nairalanders. To my yoruba brothers, am pleading with you to stop exhibiting the tribal part of you, to my ibo neighbours, stealth your sword. Let's join hands together and move nigeria forward, the only way we can achieve this is when we expose the mediocrity of our govt, post the pictures and let them know your plights. To the E-warriors, tribal denigration should stop............eko o ni baje oooooo cool
unfortunately, I can't agree with you more. YOU LOT NEED TO STOP THIS RUBBISH. You people are subconsiously creating a derogatory orientation about other tribes, which subsequently would model an irreparable image about the people of that tribe, at least to the outsiders.

You people are threading the same path our leaders we condemn everyday dredged for us before they died the likes of Awolowo, Ojukwu et al. They invented this TRIBALISM in one way or the other, instead of us to be that generation of change, we have decided to re-innovate their schemes.



You want this to stop OP, deactivate your account and use your normal account to create a thread pleading wih your fellow compatriots from both side of the divide to sheath their sword.

Its high time you people realized this online game you may think you're playing is an avenue to breed what's worse than EBOLA AND INSURGENCY combined.

what we read online, forms part of our intuition. Our younger ones are reading all this rubbish and, believe me its going to give them a poor SENSE OF JUDGEMENT. for now, our parents are this reactionary due to what their parents told them back then about the people from that other tribe, even when we have millions of great people from the same tribe. You take a yoruba guy home and your parent object to your union cos of their orientation about yoruba being backstabbers, even when in all their years of existense they have never experienced such a fallacy. You take an Ibo guy home, the next reaction you see is that of a stern disapproval cos of one yeye agelong notion they have about the ibo folks,meanwhile they dont have first-hand experience on that.You cant rule this out injob placement as well.

You people have continued where they left off. How much image laundering do you think could be done in the future to correct this wrong impression you people are creating. Your Children are the one that would also suffer it. remember, no man is an island.

thanks.
PoliticsRe: Stop The Tribal Bashing On Political Section-oluwasegunfummi by GetUmad: 7:03am On Aug 18, 2014
Yea I agree with the "sane" you.

DISCLAIMER!!!!
This poster above is an agrieved yoruba impostor(who couldnt write even his fake name well). He was disgraced(with his original moniker) on a thread by his fellow warlords but from the south western territory. He's an embattled young man whose cowardice and emptiness was called out on a thread by some yoruba posters sometimes ago. Consequently, he launched a new monicker to denigrate the yoruba folks. Paying him attention is tantamount to enabling the stew-pidity in him. He has vowed to continue to spread the gospel of libel against the yoruba folks to garner "likes" and tie up hatred against the yoruba race. When his fellow tribesmen are utilizing every opportunities that abound in yorubaland, using the yoruba language to penetrate the land for their financial growth and self-development, right here he's using his own to INSULT his inhabitants. He's not alone on this, there are so many of this jobless dolt on nairaland who created their account for the sole purpose of denigrating another tribe. Their monicker is chosen to deceive the unsuspecting forumites. So many of them. Yoruba and ibo jobless impostors alike.

If you can believe the BIGOT up there is a yoruba poster, u can also belive Michael Jackson was born a Nigerian in Badagry.



Lets sanitize nairaland, lets spread LOVE. Say NO to BIGOTS they are MAGGOTS on mission to make rotten and unsavourable the system. THEY ARE WORST THAN BOKO HARAM. All they want is to incite and turn tribes against one another. Let them heap curses of God on themselves alone, do not join them. God created us to love one another and not otherwise.

If u doubt me on the said poster, check his account to see when he opened it. His posts so far shall reveal to you the purpose of the account creation.


Note:
He's Aba-made of odinma1(another impostor cum bigot). Immitating him, writing eko o ni baje oo just as odinma would write Anambra Adigo Mma.

Making Nigeria a better place for all is our collective responsibilities
CelebritiesRe: NIGERIAN Develops Ebola Drug, Nano Silver (photo) by GetUmad: 11:49am On Aug 15, 2014
seunlayi: if this happens to be true, the Man will win 2015 presidential election if he contest
hmmm what are you insinuating? that he deserves to be considered for presidency, at least to have taken the well-being of his fellow Nigerians to heart.
the guy would definitely be an Hero if he comes off wih it.
PoliticsRe: FG Sacks 16,000 Resident Doctors by GetUmad: 11:23am On Aug 15, 2014
did you just say the Resident Doctors sacked GEJ? pardon me I have comprehension problem.




nor be the doctors suppose sack am?
These people are agitating for their right for goodness sake MR PRESIDENT, why don't you consider their plight also.

by the way, how many workers would this man eventually sack since almost all naija workforce dey down tools day in day out.



someone really needs to be sacked flogged
PoliticsRe: Between Emeka Ojukwu And Bola Tinubu by GetUmad: 9:27pm On Aug 13, 2014
MzJackBaueress: Politics section has finally gone to the dogs. Virtually all the threads in this section are filled with Igbo-Yoruba feud and personal attacks. No meaningful topics to discuss about.

Too bad!!
pls can I buy you a drink? glad to see someone who shares same sentiment.
PoliticsRe: Between Emeka Ojukwu And Bola Tinubu by GetUmad: 9:25pm On Aug 13, 2014
Abagworo: Often times these two groups complement each other and are never dull or lazy. While Igbos are acclaimed traders from the hawking to the bulk import/export, so are the Yorubas service providers from petty mechanic to offshore equipment installers. As a result of this, the two groups usually play symbiotic relationship in business. In Port-Harcourt you can board a taxi driven by Yoruba to Igbo spare parts and then go back to another Yoruba for the car repairs. It almost revolves that way in most things. Contracts for wiring and cable installation in most companies are done by Yorubas while the cables and gadgets are supplied by Igbos.

TravelRe: Pictures Of Anambra. by GetUmad: 5:03am On Aug 13, 2014
Kalvan1000: I'm showing the beauty of Anambra. I'm glad you know you're a fool.
Are u kidding me? 2005 pictures? on 2014 thread?
Did you realize those pix up there were actually meant to depict the state of development before and during Obi's administration.

PoliticsRe: What Is The Socio-economic Relevance Of The Core North? by GetUmad: 4:53am On Aug 13, 2014
ZKOSOSO: In the present scheme of things in Nigeria, I think its time to start taking stock of some sections of the country as regards what they contribute to the ecomonic growth of the nation.
Being a liabilty on the rest is no progress!! So let's know what else we don't know about the core North beside BORN TO RULE....bla bla bla...!
OP as no man is an island, also, no region is useless in the socioeconomic development of our great nation. However, there are varying degree of impacts per region.

PoliticsRe: EU Tells Governor Aregbesola To Drag Presidency To Court by GetUmad: 4:49am On Aug 12, 2014
Ok hmmmm EU or wetin dem dey call u, FACE YA WORK OOOOOOOO.


Go tell that to the Russians.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by GetUmad: 4:34am On Aug 12, 2014
gboss4sure: Who knows how to give an e-salp with thunderous sound?

PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano: Controversy Over The Health Of Sanusi by GetUmad: 4:30am On Aug 12, 2014
Ikengawo: I think his ties to boko haram are dawning on him because it's only a matter of time till it's officially revealed

PoliticsRe: Debunking The Over-rated Religious Tolerance Claim of SWners by GetUmad: 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2014
AkinEgba: 1. Muslim Students Paralyse University Of Ibadan Over Student Preacher-PM News, Lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/411387/beware-islamic-republic-uncovered-ibadan

2. In Oyo, father allegedly kills daughter, attacks pastor, others for converting to Christianity

https://www.nairaland.com/1853269/father-allegedly-kills-daughter-converting

3. Yoruba Christians and Muslims fight in Osun over Uniform and head gear

4. Osun schools segregate based on religious affiliations

http://www.punchng.com/news/pupils-wear-religious-regalia-to-school-in-osun-sing-different-religious-songs-in-assembly/

http://www.punchng.com/news/osun-muslims-warn-can-against-opposition-to-hijab/

http://emotanafricana.com/2011/12/02/hijab-war-in-nigerias-osun-state-offshoot-of-the-growing-religious-problem-in-nigeria/



So in SW people have been attacked and killed based on their religious preferences. In Igboland specific individual Catholics and Anglicans may bicker among themselves, much like Rome and England bicker, but no one has been killed due to religion, except in revenge for killing of Igbos in the North, which is is even more ethnic than religion.
OP for your mind you are another internet troll dolt. You wanna become famous on nairaland through purveyance of hatred and discordance among people? kontinu, you shall reap in due season.

PoliticsRe: Osun State: The Politics, The Mud And The Rust by GetUmad: 9:45pm On Aug 09, 2014
chino24: I can bet my 1m that Omisore will win today.
Clown there is no airstrip in oshogbo, so we were
chopped from Benin airport direct to oshogbo
and landed in one school playground like that!
I thought we would be landing on IB but they
had to land in Benin for security or whatever
reasons..
chino24: I have a good news for you guys..
There is no need waiting for INEC to announce
result, from what I have seen here on the
ground PDP has won convincingly..
I have never seen such an hypocritical set of dunderheads like these set o f people. bunch of empty barrels.
now that he's being embarrased with figures he's trying so hard on diversionary techniques ( shifting the main discourse to their rusted roof as if its any of your heffing biz).

by the way, why are you people concerned about election in yolobar states?were u not the same set of squirrels rattling on those threads back then during anambra's election, asking the Yolobar' s business about election in anambra. So much hypocrisy with you people.

Even going to the extent of claiming to be who he isn't all to prove a point. I like how the south westerners are civil on this thread. if the reverse were to be the case, this whole thread would have been filled with tantrums and vituperations.
HealthRe: Nigerian Female Doctor Dies Of Ebola by GetUmad(op):

How safe are LAGOSIANS? considering the population and inter-relationship with all and sundry.
I am afraid if its now an epidemic ( God forbid) in Lagos , the easiest and seamless way of being infected would be through the public means of transportation. Danfos and BRTS. Considering the high mobility in lagos.


GOD heal our LAND
HealthRe: Nigerian Female Doctor Dies Of Ebola by GetUmad(op): 11:59am On Aug 06, 2014
Could this be the worst plague on mankind?
so swift is its resultant transition to beyond that the victim may not have the luxury of being given a fair chance.

GOD PLEASE HEAL OUR LAND.
HealthNigerian Female Doctor Dies Of Ebola by GetUmad(op): 11:15am On Aug 06, 2014
Information coming in now from RAINBOW Fm Lagos has it that the Doctor who was infected of the deadly disease, Ebola, after treating the Liberian man is now dead.

Source
Rainbow fm

CONFIRMED!!!

DailyPost has just been informed that the Nigerian female doctor who had been battling with the dreaded Ebola virus after she had contact with the late Liberian man, Patrick Sawyer, has died in Lagos.

Nigerian Health Minister, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu, confirmed that she passed on Tuesday.

DailyPost has gathered that 8 more cases have been recorded in the state and the government is making effort to curtail the spread of the virus.

More details to follow…
http://dailypost.ng/2014/08/06/ebola-nigerian-female-doctor-dies-lagos/
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Aborted A Pregnancy? by GetUmad: 2:13am On Aug 05, 2014
crackhaus: What does this have to do with aborting (directly or indirectly) a pregnancyhuh
Those are the matured mind that could have come here to share the story on how they aborted pregnancy(ies) before- I guess thats what she was trying to say.... At least, thats the only relationship to the op's question.

OP,you sef. you sabi ask questions ooo. An irrelevant one at that. what are you expecting? peeps coming here in droves to share how we murdered naija 2moro's leaders.

Yes I have. on how I felt afterwards, I felt I had helped d country by saving her from bringing to earth another future corrupt leader. Is your curiosity satisfied now.

in an unrelated development : Naija peeps be like " Nothing dey happen jor" when in reality, no-one displays much cowardice in almost all things like them.
Whenever I have an interview and I seek for a time off from my boss he used to decline so I pull a fast one on him today.
See below the message I sent to him this morning and his subsequent reply.

Good day sir, This is Lawrence's mum. We're presently in d hospital, he was vomiting blood all through the night as well as stooling and non-stop cough.

35 minutes later my oga replied. Excerpt below.

"He should take all the time he needs. Infact I think he should use that opportunity to go on his overdue annual leave."

1 hour later another sms came in.

"Has he been diagnosed? What did the doctor say ma, is he complaining of chest pain and loss of appetite as well? "



The fear of ebola now in naija is d beginning of ........
FamilyRe: I Caught My Friend's Mom!!! by GetUmad: 2:00am On Aug 05, 2014
Did u snap them? any evidence? by the way, are you among those peeps that do peep into one's wimdow while passing by, op? (Gosh! I hate those peeps). how sure are you that the man wasn't his dad, he could have come around briefly for all we know. also what if its actually another woman and not your friend's mum(maybe an acquaintance who wanted to use thr house for a quickie, yea i know its lame but we cant still rule out several possibilities)since u dont have evidence to back it up.

in another development. Naija peeps be like " Nothing dey happen jor" when in reality, no-one displays much cowardice in almost all things like them.
Whenever I have an interview and I seek for a time off from my boss he used to decline so I pull a fast one on him today.
See below the message I sent to him this morning and his subsequent reply.

Good day sir, This is Lawrence's mum. We're presently in d hospital, he was vomiting blood all through the night as well as stooling and non-stop cough.

35 minutes later my oga replied. Excerpt below.

"He should take all the time he needs. Infact I think he should use that opportunity to go on his overdue annual leave."

1 hour later another sms came in.

"Has he been diagnosed? What did the doctor say ma, is he complaining of chest pain and loss of appetite as well? "



The fear of ebola now in naija is d beginning of ........
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Bank Graduate Trainee Programme 2014 by GetUmad: 1:44am On Aug 05, 2014
26 years? ok.

In another development, Naija peeps be like " Nothing dey happen jor" when in reality, no-one displays much cowardice in almost all things like them.
Whenever I have an interview and I seek for a time off from my boss he used to decline so I pull a fast one on him today.
See below the message I sent to him this morning and his subsequent reply.

Good day sir, This is Lawrence's mum. We're presently in d hospital, he was vomiting blood all through the night as well as stooling and non-stop cough.

35 minutes later my oga replied. Excerpt below.

"He should take all the time he needs. Infact I think he should use that opportunity to go on his overdue annual leave."

1 hour later another sms came in.

"Has he been diagnosed? What did the doctor say ma, is he complaining of chest pain and loss of appetite as well? "



The fear of ebola now in naija is d beginning of ........
PoliticsRe: 14 Year Old Girl Set To Undergo Murder Trial Over Forced Marriage by GetUmad: 1:33am On Aug 05, 2014
14 years. how did she knew about poison? the pedophilitic buffoon got what he deserved.

in an unrelated development, Naija peeps be like " Nothing dey happen jor" when in reality, no-one displays much cowardice in almost all things like them.
Whenever I have an interview and I seek for a time off from my boss he used to decline so I pull a fast one on him today.
See below the message I sent to him this morning and his subsequent reply.

Good day sir, This is Lawrence's mum. We're presently in d hospital, he was vomiting blood all through the night as well as stooling and non-stop cough.

35 minutes later my oga replied. Excerpt below.

"He should take all the time he needs. Infact I think he should use that opportunity to go on his overdue annual leave."

1 hour later another sms came in.

"Has he been diagnosed? What did the doctor say ma, is he complaining of chest pain and loss of appetite as well? "



The fear of ebola now in naija is d beginning of ........
PoliticsRe: "Boko Haram Are Justice Fighters" - PDP Chairman 'bamanga Tukur' by GetUmad: 12:27pm On Jul 21, 2014
PDP chairman? Bamanga? ehn ehn... wow. Who then is Aliyu?
PoliticsRe: Impunity At GT Bank- A Call For Solidarity by GetUmad: 10:02pm On Jul 17, 2014
And you termed that impunity? in Gej's voice, Nigerians are very funny, just ordinary order restoration they would call it impunity.

Students and that aggressive spirit called Aluta. it keeps causing them more pain than they could ever imagine. I'm sure the bank must have pasted a notice at the bank entrance to that effect, but given that gra-gra spirit known with students , they would have disregarded the information and called it bluff. Imagine some demanding reasons for early closure. Don't they have the right to review their opening and closing period again at will? Of course I understand its inhumane to have suddenly changed the time given d fact some people would have sojourned long distance for an urgent transaction, but A humble plea would have sufficed.
Anyone who passed through the 4 walls of any public tertiary institution in Nigeria could imagine how the drama would have played out before the bank could go the length of inviting law enforcement officer to calm down the situation.

toh OP , sorry oooo.
PoliticsRe: Shekau Mocks #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS Campaign by GetUmad(op): 6:54pm On Jul 14, 2014
byrron: What is funny in that clip?
You didn't get it! not funny as in wittingly funny but funny for his clownish character.
obviously, the guy is so dull. its apparent they write the scripts he plays for him. someone who claim to have bombed the commercial epicentre of Nigeria and could mistaken the state government for that of Edo.

by the way, why haven't we heard anything from our armed forces as to the real identity of this man. if they could feed us with the lie that he had been killed,how come they haven't cleared the wave on why his "ghost" is terrorizing our nation.
PoliticsRe: Shekau Mocks #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS Campaign by GetUmad(op): 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2014
bokoslayer: Shekau missed his calling. Had he taken to comedy, he would have been up there with dem Alibaba and Basketmouth. lol@ bringbackourarmy. Shekau funny die lol
I swear that guy get comic lines ehn. he's supposed to be one of the highest paid comedians in naija.
PoliticsShekau Mocks #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS Campaign by GetUmad(op):
PoliticsRe: Family Asks IGP To Order Inquest Into Drowning Of Patience Jonathan's Nephew by GetUmad: 9:15pm On Jul 02, 2014
Good! while they are at it they should do likewise for my buddy that I just lost to the cold hands of death 3 weeks ago. I would like to know why the veterinary doctor didn't show up immediately he was called to come and examine why Aston was lying helpless on the floor.
CultureRe: Africa: Is It Time To Put An End To Traditional Wedding Rites? by GetUmad: 7:28pm On Jul 02, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: This op has a point. ... However, our tradition is important but I detest the bride price and long list given to the man. I thank God for the man that I married... because that list the gave him can even make someone to run away. I bless God for him as he has already decreed that our son's in law won't be given any list .
Dear Ma,
I hereby apply for the role of your son-in-law.
I am a graduate of priceless primary school. I am in my second year in the junior secondary school. A very hardworking guy who is known by all for his industrious nature. this is undoubtedly evident in my ability to always hawk for my mum after returning from school every day.
if given the golden opportunity, I promise not to ever stress your lovely daughter, nor make her to ever have to lift a finger. I shall work for all her needs till the end of the earth.
kindly let me prove my humble nature to you by giving me your daughter just for 2 days. I can promise you wont have to say #bringmygirlback. By the way, I am in my early tenths, 12 years old to be precise.
I shall await your favorable response via a pm.

sincerely your-soon-to-be son inlaw
Ebele Fortune

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