₦airaland Forum

Papikush:
If no body is going to say it, I will. This religion is just confusing man!

If a guy owns two girlfriends people will blame and accuse him of being a cheat/player but here comes the religion that permits a man to own more than a wife. I mean legally married to more than just one and everybody is cool with that?

Well I aiint getting fooled by nobody

....well that's because u are a fool already.
read the Quran and Hadith and u will be free from ur foolishness I promise u.

lol nairaland....una don kill me and here I'm urging my boss to increase my salary from 10k to 12k... as long as I'm happy with my life then i don't care about ur comments.

they will give birth to the devil himself

CLASH OF THE TITANS..... I vote for Romangodess

2001
'AGAMA'.....biology teacher, he has got a very big eye-balls and loves female students alot. He flogs we the boys with much fury and merely warn the girls orally.
We had this strange looking old man who once taught me maths....all i hear the man shout is 'COSINE...TITAN'...i still don't understand those strange words (i was bad in maths that i would submit back the questions without answers). Don't ask me how i became a successful public administrator.

i just close my eyes and think if the present state of Nigeria's economy.... trust me, it works

I will so much make proper use of the mute button....

Mrop:
“It Started With a “Hey” On Facebook, Now We are Engaged,” Lady Shares Her Love story


This pretty Lady Shares her beautiful loves story on her Facebook page.


Read what she wrote below:


It all started with "hey" 2years ago on Facebook and you know how some girls (me) are, we would reply yearsss later well I replied like 12 days later and he said "I know your sis" in my mind I said "see this one
famzing" cut story short I kept relying after he sends a message especially when I knew we are over 600 million miles apart, until we clicked... We all know how it goes from their...
We kept in touch and fell in love along the way , saw him for the first time last year and upon our second meeting this year I said yes to my best friend (the best friend I have actually), my brother, my lover, my KNIGHT @cashmyle.
So yeaaaa I cut the long story short sha . I'm engaged,... Whoop! whoop!


Nice one girl... She's so lucky.. We are happy for her.


Source;; http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/09/it-started-with-hey-on-facebook-now-we.html?m=0

it took Almighty God to creat the world in just six days, while it took my sister here twelve days to creat the reply 'Hello'.
It is now obviouse that God is not a female.

my yoruba people will say....ONA KAN O WOJA
in this era of change one must be creatively diverse.....me sef dey think of porn acting....

i need a photo of the man stabbing her before I belief.... anyway sha, these things are happening in this Buhari time

barackodam:
Not at all sir, it wouldn't take more than 5mins of your online time.
You just would type
"I vote iamkingzlee cc nljega"
That's all sir.
I'll be sure to notify you tomorrow morning.
It's from 10am - 6pm

No problem but if I may ask, what do the winner stands to gain?

barackodam:
It's a sir


Thank you sir,


There's a particular Mr Nairaland Competition ongoing, and tomorrow is the grand finale.

I don't know if you would help me vote for my candidate sir.

That's just it

no problem as long as it doesn't involve me giving out my financial account details....and wouldn't be of stress.

barackodam:
Hi boss, how are you doing?
I don't know if you can lend me some minutes of your time


ghostwritter

I'm fine... and u? I'm all ears sir/ma.

emmyid:
Buhari govt and financial challenges are like 5 and 6.

During Jona's time, we had clever, smart and sharp leaders, who knew how to generate money. There was enough to be stolen and enough to go around. Unlike this dullard's regime wer d govt too is broke, due to wrong economy policies being introduced.

EFCC make una come see another customer....see dat ya mouth like fry pan

alexistaiwo:
My girlfriend is too careless. She loses things most especially phones anyhow . I gave her my former phone on July 1st, she lost it early this morning. I bought her a new phone last year, she damaged it after two months. Her sister bought a new phone for her this year, she also damaged that one too within three months . This girl case haf tire me gan ni.

make sure u disvirgin her as soon as possible before she misplaces it carelessly to another guy.

Badfinga:
In a romantic relationship,who should offer/show more love? Please back your argument with reason(s).

OP I will advice that as a guy u should go for any lady that loves u more to avoid frustration of all forms.

theEYe21:
You're a criminal! You deserve to die. Rubbish!

OMG....Gini mere?
We all deserve to die someday

theEYe21:
You're a criminal! You deserve to die. Rubbish!

OMG....Gini mere?

AllsufficientGod:
You are worse than the devil.. try that and see if your creator will not snuff life out of you even while awake. Onye mmuo

Lol....in every relationship, there are rules and i've got mine.
I once told my gf on a serious note 'I will personally kill through any means if i catch u red-handed cheating on me as long as i stay loyal and provide for ur needs'....now tell me, haven't i made myself clear enough to her?
omo igbo....THERE IS A BEAST IN EVERY MAN, BUT I BREED A MONSTER WITHIN EVEN THOUGH I LOOK THE GENTLEMAN.
You never how mad you get until u ar pushed.

wickedworld:
Is alright, if u are married hope u will never or had never cheated on ur wife before.

And if u are single I still hope u have never cheated on ur girl friend before because if u do u will sure be strangle to dead in ur sleep trust me u will have what u wish for others.

Instead of u to conderm the act of ur evil fellow u said she is so lucky. Marriage is not by force u don't want her devoice her. Only insecure man act as if they owned their wife.

I respect women who respect their marital vow not whores.
Let me tell....
I once told my gf on a serious note 'I will personally kill through any means if i catch u red-handed cheating on me as long as i stay loyal and provide for ur needs'....now tell me, haven't i made myself clear enough to her?
....THERE IS A BEAST IN EVERY MAN, BUT I BREED A MONSTER WITHIN EVEN THOUGH I LOOK THE GENTLEMAN.

AllsufficientGod:
You are worse than the devil.. try that and see if your creator will not snuff life out of you even while awake. Onye mmuo

I once told my gf on a serious note 'I will personally kill through any means if i catch u red-handed cheating on me as long as i stay loyal and provide for ur needs'....now tell me, haven't i made myself clear enough to her?
omo igbo....THERE IS A BEAST IN EVERY MAN, BUT I BREED A MONSTER WITHIN EVEN THOUGH I LOOK THE GENTLEMAN.

The woman is so lucky, if any woman ever try that sh1t with me ehn, i will strangle her to death in her sleep.
Opening ur toto for another man?

Me: mummy i'm having malaria.
Mummy: shut up, don't say bad things upon ur self.
Me: i swear, my body is very hot, i'm having serious headarch, body pain, cold, sore throat....
Mummy: it is enough, oya go and call Iya nurse.
Me: wow....mummy, i think i'm suddenly getting better.
Mummy: jesu o ma seun, oya go and wash d plate.


It's da ghostwritter.

I was in this guy's shoe last two years as a kopa, the woman too was married and was so generous with both her money and body. My service year was way so cool.

alexiej:
Looooll...
First sir, I'm not dull, and that's why I've chosen to reply u in a civil manner.
Second, if a person is incarcerated for a very long time for crimes that he committed, he's said to be "PAYING" for his crimes. It doesn't have to be monetary payment. Assuming the kidnappers even want money, the politicians' families know where their monies are kept, so they can pay.
Do u get it now sir?

if u mean to tell me that the kidnappers in this case are not after monetary gain....then u must be high on dried cow-shit.
In this Buhari's era....if it's not making money then it's not making sense.

alexiej:
Well... True. Unfortunately, for each politician that pays, hundreds of innocent pple have already been victims.

Instead of the 'wife', why can't the corrupt politician himself be kidnapped and made to pay?

this shows how dull u ar. If u kidnapp the politician then who will do the paying?

lofty900:
Nairaland should stop putting all these useless things on front page. Massive cleavage this, massive backside that! Fans blast this and that. Are there no better news in the world?

as for me o, I like news like this better than Nigeria crises and useless political embezelment everywhere.
Mod, una well done jaré

op...before you start to run, try delete all your pictures from her phone and collect back any of ur personal pictures from her. u can dash her the ring as compensation for past sexx. then you try go to any airport around and board the next flight going to planet Pluto.
ur story made me remembered my ex....very abusive, she can insult a dead person, later I realised it's in their family....I did the 'abracadabra'
OP, THE WORDS OF NAIRALADERS COULD BE THE WISH OF GOD.

dollyjoy:
Are those things even attractive? Guys sha.

honestly for me it doesn't but my 'John Thomas' will instinctively always pay salute at such sight. my babe has got a bigger one.