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Airforce1:
She look really really beautiful

Jacinta44:
[b]Baba God Don Finally Pick My Call!!!!

Me that have been looking for how to own one of this big big phones.

Let me share my miracle story.

If you check my posts, you will notice dat I have been following Tecno threads.

Do you know why?

Because I notice that they produce big big phones that can do what most of the other white people popular phones do.

And again, their prize is cheaper.

Of late, I met a cool dude (of cos, he owns a car).
I told him my birthday is June 1st. So he gave me 50k for shopping.

That is how I quietly package it and give to my bro to go and buy this my Camon C9 for me.

Do you know why I like it?
Cos of the camera.
The phone make me more finer than how I fine in real life and many other things I notice.

Like now, if I close the phone, from that round circle on the pouch, I can check time, play music, and on my fone torchlight in one finger.

Also again, I can also press one key by the side and the camera will just enter panorama mode.

I notice I can also encrypt the phone so not everyone can see the nudes I sent to my lover

Again, I can lock some folders so no one can peep in.
All this one na preamble o
Infact, the phone is fast and beautifu

I am glad of my decision in getting this phone.

So OP, carry on jor
No lele.
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BlueEyeBalls:
If I were her brother... I would sincerely deal with that man.. Both of his ears will be chopped off!

This is what ladies get when they fall inlove with looks... Mere looks, and the rapist knew this, I feel very bad after reading dis... She should have laced his drink or something... And deal with him after, I am really crazy right now, very bittered, I wish I knew where dis man is currently... Probably south Africa.. I hate this

prinsam30:
Anybody who knows Mrpoker, tell him, he has failed woefully.

This was Mrpoker's qoute to me

"If you have nothing positive to contribute, get your **filthy ass** off this thread now" those two words were bullying and insulting, thereby breaking the rule of No. 2

This was my reply to Mrpoker before the mod decided to banned me

a moderator banned prinsam30 for "I have an advice for you, you little Cunť, if you don't understand a simple statement, pls get ur stinkÿ skull out of this thread " Bullying/Insulting a Nairalander. Violation of rule 2 . Ban expires at May 16, 2016 at 05:01:42 PM

Mrpoker You made the mod to banned me and you think you have won an award, You disgust me boy.

Pretend to be an adult but ur just a schoolboy, I don't have anything against you but will give you a little advice that I always give to some school boyz, "that if you can't fight it then don't live it".

The mod can go ahead again and ban me I don't give a fvck, if we cant tolerate each other on this forum then you don't have the right to speak against those thieves that keeps looting your common wealth.

I respect Mr. Flashh for this comment, One Love brother.

"When you're a mod on Nairaland, and you believe you can ban people just because you have the access to hit the ban button"
Its a challenge to God for his authority. God can't forgive you for that.

On this note I hereby besiege the very mod who banned me to also ban Mrpoker for bullying and insulting me because I found **filthy ass** as an insult to my personality as it was stated in the Violation of rule No. 2.

How can we fight corruption when wickedness has eaten up the judgment of so many.

I rest my case. Thank you all

Back to the topic, infact I have nothing to say

Josphine4good:
forget about husband for now but try and get pregnant

jideniceguy:
Thanks Bro. I'm just really confused about this whole thing.

MRBrownJ:
so marry and settle for a woman that you dont love?! what kind of miserable marriage would that make? any man must find a woman that loves them and that they love, NO compromise! this isnt a race, this is LIFE! the gal you marry must have ALL what you desire in a spouse. BEAUTY is just as important as CHARACTER because nobody wants to wake up every morning next to a partner with a donkey face.

barrwebilor:
Bros wetin lawyers do u na? Lol

barrwebilor:
I am a legal practitioner, called to the Nigerian bar since last October. I am from port Harcourt and also reside in port Harcourt. Am also done with my NYSC as i served before law school. Since I was called last year, I have been on the hunt for a law firm that I can stay and further my lawyering activities but I have been unable to find none. Each day I spend money going round town searching for law firms but all to no avail. I also observe proceedings on a regular basis.
As it is now, I am basically frustrated and tired of everything and I am about to abandon the noble profession. Maybe it's not my calling. I need urgent help and advice. I have lost my mind and I feel suicidal too.

sweetheart12:
I Need Your Advise Please

I will sincerely appreciate a good advise from you all.

I have been in a relationship for 7 years, in this relationship i was in, the guys father never like me from the day he heard my name. My boyfriend then asked him severally even the mum also asked the dad why he didnt like me, but he was not able to give any reason.

Myself and this my boyfriend has had several breakup due to his father not liking me.

The third time i broke up with him was because he beat me up and left several injury on me. He came back to beg and apologize and all then i accepted him back. A time came when we planed to do our wedding, when his dad heard of it he never supported it. Our Pastors asked him why he never wanted us to be together but still there was no reason given.
My sister...Walahi u neva see reach ur bus-stop i.e...u haven't met ur true love who wil be ur 3rd boyfriend

After this incident my family said i cant marry him since his father has never accepted me. I was not able to let go cos i was thinking how i will throw away the 7 years of relationship, but not quite long my boyfriend came to me and said he wanted us to breakup since his father wont accept, i cried n cried but at the end i decided to let go.

After 6 months i heard he has done introduction with a girl the father like and all. after a year now the same guy is now calling me saying he wants us to come back together and get married, he said he does not love the girl he was forced to do introduction with by his dad, he said he has told the girl he didnt love her and cant marry her,he also said his dad has accepted that we can get married now. DO I GO BACK TO HIM OR NOT?

During this last breakup we had, i met a very nice guy by name Sammy he has been so nice and good to me, When i and Sammy met it was not up to 6 months before Sammy traveled out of the country. He was supposed to be away from the country for 2 years then he will return and we will do our wedding. Sammy loves me alot, he is a God fearing person but recently he told me he's not sure of his coming home in next 2 years as planed, when i asked him what the new plan is and when he will return home he said he cant say, Sammy still loves me and wants us to be together but i am worried how long i will have wait before he returns. And now my ex boyfriend is saying he wants us to get married. i am just confused.

What do i do please? I need advise please.

Omotayor123:
Long time dear

Omotayor123:
Being in a Relationship is sweet right?? But it sure comes with some sacrifices. They say you have to give something to get something..

Personally, these are things I dislike about being in a Relationship :

1. Having to call each other Everyday:- You just have to call your partner, even if it's just to say " I feel like hearing your voice" . Yes, I agree communication is very vital in a relationship but sometimes you just don't feel like picking your calls *Relationship of course robb you of that*

2. You can't control your Thoughts:- You find yourself thinking about the one even when you don't want to. One minute you are thinking about this important thing and the next thing you are in "Romance Land" Chai!

3. Youcan't control your heart :- You remember when your heart skipped a bit at the sight of him Even when you want to pretend like you don't care and seeing him is No big deal. Your heart will just betray you and you will find yourself smiling like a little girl

4. You just can't stay Angry \b] What a random person will do to you and be Damn, he will do more and you just can't stay angry. Of course, you will be for a minute and the next you want to settle

5. [b] You Find Yourself smiling/giggling to your phone :- Yeah, When you open your phone "Jeje" And visit the Gallery or Message Section . You may not be able to call yourself to order until you are poke.

6. You don't want your phone Battery Dead:- Especially when 'the one' Is far away or the 'No Nonsense type' you won't mind charging at your Enemy's residence.

7. You find yourself on 'Hot Seat' :- No, you are not playing who wants to be a Millionaire. But what else do you call it when you have to answer such questions as :

Have you eaten? Have you taken your bath? Where are you? Did you sleep yesternight? :PWhat did you eat? When do you mess?
Abeg if you ask me, Na who I go ask?

8. Your Friends will definitely tease you Dress gorgeously and they already conclude you are meeting the one. You will hear comments like : 'Eyi o wa Poju? Ah go love ooo, Love in Tokyo and so on..

9. : You are Emotionally Attached:- Consciously or Unconsciously, you are not yourself when he hasn't talk to you, when you haven't seen him, when you are not on talking terms and all that, You can't help but feel part of you is Missing. The fact is you have become attached

10. Abeg Add Yours


Enjoy your Relationship my people

Written by me: Omotayor123
Cc.