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Literature / Have You Read My Book! by Ghozky(m): 1:25pm On Feb 12
Hey Fam, have you read my book?

I have always dreamt of writing a book, and finally, I've achieved that feat.

My first ever published book, "A Nigerian Gen-Z : inspired by true events" is currently on sale on Amazon Kindle. It's a great book and has a strong African theme, I shared some of my real life experiences and some of my deep thoughts. It's such a captivating read and I assure you, that you aren't going to regret reading it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGJTRMKZ

Link to get my book , where you can purchase it or read it for free if you have an Amazon kindle account.

Thanks for your support!

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Education / Re: Types Of English Speakers In Nigeria. by Ghozky(m): 2:05pm On Oct 20, 2023
Newspaper stands are actually one of the best spots to meet all types of English Speakers in Naija.

Education / Types Of English Speakers In Nigeria. by Ghozky(m): 2:03pm On Oct 20, 2023
There are three types of English speakers in Nigeria

1. Oldies; Nigerians who learnt English directly from the whites. This class are mostly old and have a good command of English.

2. Average Speakers; Nigerians born from 1970s, most of this group have never left the shores of Nigeria. They were thought by the oldies and some older Average speakers like them. They are the brain behind Nigerian English. Like their name they have an average command of English.

3. Been Tos and Phoneeh forming speakers; This class comprises of Nigerians who have lived or been abroad and those who learn and try to speak like Native English speakers. This class of speakers have a very good command of English and some could be likened as Native speakers.


Fun fact: most Nigerians are Average English speakers
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Gift A Married Man Perfume? by Ghozky(m): 2:01pm On Oct 20, 2023
I've missed Nairaland, such a terrific place.
No place like Nairaland.
Education / Re: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by Ghozky(m): 10:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
Make dem do such ban for Delta State University.

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Education / Re: University Boys 'Slay' During Their Gender Swap Day In Enugu (Video) by Ghozky(m): 9:15am On Aug 22, 2022
This is not Enugu, that's my school Delta State University, Abraka.
OP, do the needful.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Petrol Sold In Your Area? by Ghozky(m): 7:43pm On Mar 19, 2022
200 - 220

Abraka, Delta State
Business / Re: Lagos Not For Me: Osun Man Laments As He Pays 600 For Printing A 3-Page Document by Ghozky(m): 5:17pm On Mar 09, 2022
Lagos na your mate??

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Celebrities / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Settles Fight Between Cynthia Okereke & Chinwe Owoh by Ghozky(m): 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2022
Oh, we were not aware.

Thank you Pastor Jeremiah.

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Romance / Re: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by Ghozky(m): 5:25pm On Feb 20, 2022
This is one of the dumbest phrase by a very dumb person and it's trending, to the extent of being on Nairaland front page.
When did buying an iPhone for a lady becomes a yardstick for love, when we have some phones that are more costlier than iPhones.
Education / Re: Delta State Students Protest Against Increase In School Fees (Pictures) by Ghozky(m): 4:50pm On Feb 20, 2022
Delsu's VC once said "Go and make money and come back"
Education / Re: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by Ghozky(m): 10:13pm On Feb 16, 2022
Campus 4 Road
Ivie Road
N.U.T Road
Car Talk / Re: Nonso Offor: From Venza To Royce Sweptail - Moto Innovation, Manufacturing Skill by Ghozky(m): 7:51pm On Feb 03, 2022
Oraifite to the world.
That's my hometown.
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun State Has Highest Number Of Yahoo Yahoo Boys by Ghozky(m): 8:51pm On Jan 22, 2022
I think Delta has more Yahoo boys than Ogun State.

I'm a Delsu student.
Food / Re: Yam And Palmoil Sauce. Village Style by Ghozky(m): 7:29pm On Jan 22, 2022
I can't get tired of this delicacy.

I remember when my best food was yam and oil. Once you mention,yam, next thing that comes to my head is oil. grin

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Sports / Re: Ladies Fight Over Maduka Okoye (super Eagles Goalkeeper ) After A Recent Post by Ghozky(m): 10:47am On Jan 22, 2022
The way Twitter girls dey die for this guy, ehnn.

Even before the interview, he was having so many crushes. grin

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Politics / Re: Traffic Violation: Kaycee Madu Reacts, Agrees To Take Temporary Leave Of Absence by Ghozky(m): 12:32pm On Jan 19, 2022
Well, we've now heard your own side of the story.
Let's see how it plays out.


I can't wait to leave this country.

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Politics / Re: NEC Recommends ₦302 Per Litre Petrol Price By February by Ghozky(m): 11:57am On Jan 19, 2022
This country is gone, just imagine a litre of petrol for 302 naira.
Into God hands we commit 2022.

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Travel / Re: Trains Built For Milwaukee-Madison High-Speed Rail Line Are Coming To Lagos by Ghozky(m): 11:24am On Jan 19, 2022
Lagos sets the pace for others to follow.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by Ghozky(m): 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2022
Up Naija

3 points gained.

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Celebrities / Re: Kristina 'Kika' Dukic Commits Suicide Over Hateful Messages by Ghozky(m): 8:59pm On Dec 12, 2021
I've said this before, I even went ahead to create a podcast titled "Suicide is not an option"

Just the other day,Suicide machine was all over the net, the rate we normalize silly things is getting out of hand.

To any reader out there, no matter what you going through, don't end your own life, because suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Literature / Police Is Your Friend (A Short Story) by Ghozky(m): 2:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
I know most Nigerians are conversant with how bad the Nigerian Police can be, but, there are very few stories, of how good they can also be and here's one of such stories.

Here's an encounter I had with the police in the year 2015. I had gone to Awka to do some bank transactions, on getting to the bank it was few minutes past 4:00 pm already, I begged the bank security man to let me in, but, he said he can't let me in, because it was passed banking hours and I had just requested for a new ATM card, about a week ago, so I couldn't use the ATM machine. The most frustrating part was I only had 100 naira left on me, I had come with little money with the hope of getting money from the bank, I felt really hurt because how can I have money in my bank account but couldn't access it? oh what a modern world�. To add more salt to my injury, my home Neni, was far from Awka, from Awka to Neni is about 25km, "how I wan take use 100 naira take reach Neni?" I asked rhetorically.
I braced myself up and reassured myself there will be a way out.
So I started my 25km journey, from Awka to Neni.
Na that day I trek from Access bank Zik Avenue branch, reach Amawbia, that's about 5km, while I was trekking many things were running through my mind, ..... should I beg this bus drivers so I could hang on their bus? should I beg random strangers for transport fare?, but I too get pride, to beg person for something dey hard me do. I just made up my mind to trek. 

As I got to Amawbia, there's this place called Ama Huasa, boundary between Nise and Awka. I met a police checkpoint with some policemen there. I made up my mind that I was going to ask them for help, I don't know where that courage came from, for a 17 year old Nigerian, most young Nigerians have phobia for police. I went to one of the officers, greeted him and told him about my predicament, his colleague asked him "wetin that boy dey ask u ?" he replied "him talk say him no get transport fare". "So na u wan come give am transport fare?" he asked while staring at me at the same time his eyes were on the road. His colleague replied "not really but I like the way him take approach me, e show say him get manners," he turned to me "don't worry just stand here, I'll do something about it" he reassured me. About 2 commercial bus passed but didn't want to help, then a motorcycle was approaching he then stopped the motorcyclist and asked him where he was heading, he replied "Ekwulobia", the police officer said "u go help me drop this boy for Agulu" and the motorcyclist agreed to drop me. I thanked the policeman, he replied "no wahala" and I climbed the motorcycle and we rode off.
I got to Nwaagu, Agulu where I alighted, the motorcyclist asked if the policeman was my dad and I said no, told him thank you and waved at him.

Finally I used 50 naira to board a keke From Agulu to Oye Neni and used the change to take a bike from Oye Neni to my house. I got home safe and sound, to the waiting arms of my grandmother, but I didn't tell her what I passed through.


This was how I was helped by people I'd never came in contact with, but the came to my rescue when I needed help the most. I felt relieved and happy, just imagine, how I could have trekked 25km about 4 hours by that time of the day, if I hadn't met a policeman , indeed Police is your friend.

Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Shoot Of Two Nairalanders by Ghozky(m): 6:56pm On Nov 20, 2021
Bro, na Abraka u base?

Happy Marriage life.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lebanon Becomes First Arab Country To Legalize Cannabis by Ghozky(m): 7:48am On Nov 19, 2021
Times are changing, an Arab country just legalized cultivation of cannabis, over to you Nigeria.
Family / Re: My Wife Attitude Towards My Food by Ghozky(m): 5:42am On Nov 17, 2021
O bob
This thing called marriage hard oo.
Romance / Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by Ghozky(m): 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Woman that can vibe with me and give me peace of mind.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Trial: Traditional Rulers Arrive Court (Photos) by Ghozky(m): 12:45pm On Nov 10, 2021
I just spotted Igwe Neni.
Politics / Re: How Soludo Won Ihiala Supplementary Election by Ghozky(m): 9:33am On Nov 10, 2021
A hearty Congratulations to Soludo. Endeavour to bring Soludo's solution to Anambras' situation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2-Storey Building Collapses In Turkey: 13 Injured, 20 Missing by Ghozky(m): 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2021
Very sad news.
Let's pray the missing persons remain alive.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated Yet I Want To Continue With The Relationship by Ghozky(m): 5:46pm On Oct 29, 2021
The number of Simps, we have in this country is alarming.
Dump her sorry ass. A cheat will always cheat.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Enjoys #Somebodyson Challenge Amid Sex Tape Saga (Video) by Ghozky(m): 8:28pm On Oct 19, 2021
Tiwa is trying to pull a Kardashian on Nigerians
Health / Re: Merck Corona Tablet That Costs ₦400k (Video) by Ghozky(m): 1:06pm On Oct 13, 2021
400k, how many people go fit afford am.

Do well to get vaccinated.

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