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psychologist:
Even the devil can not spin lie like APC

RomanGreen:
A hot slap to jolt his brain is highly needed, imagine the idio.t, sadly he may get a way with this....where is NAFDAC when you need them. He should be made to drink one full cartoon of that fake drinks. Nonsense

NAFDAC has failed in many ways!! they are one of those money bag ministries!

4 months only! he will go and reinforce!

Primary and secondary schools in Rivers State are not monitored, they are in shambles! No maintenance, they beautiful sight of these schools have gone bananas! Actually free education have been in place since last administration but cos of lack of discipline, they teachers and head teachers have gone back to their old ways

How possible would this be ? A musician awarded a contract for road construction, without known projects in portfolio, this name Mr project was given to mock the governor because the quality of road construction done wike administration is very poor and won't last 5yrs

Am not surprised that unimad students will lack stable lights and good classrooms , recall that their son of the soil donated billions of dollars to university of Yale on his daughter's graduation, Am talking about Indimi ! Maiduguri has a great need of this cash to develop the university and feed the IDPs ,if not building low cost houses for them but Indimi chose to donate to an already developed system, what a life ! The northerners know this but will praise him more rather , may God help Nigerians

Congratulations sir! Let the awards keep coming

Can you name some of the phones

Darkseid:
Why spend about 3k on valentine's day and still chop half plate . So I decided to cook my baby a little something. Too bad you guys can't partake in the eating. Just view the pics and be blessed

I can see your the best chef in Choba campus

Keneking:
Did the goat died on standing mode and eyes open

Nigerians are serious comedians, even in a serious situations, jesters have something to crack up

Thank God they are still alive, to be seen on media, till saddens me on what happened with Aluu 4, on same issue of laptops!

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valenu:
Honestly I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other.

VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer, are you HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER And what to EAT.

2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE??... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.

3. Dear customer, facing ancestral

problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral

tips.

4. Dear customer, wanna bath but you have no soap??... Text soap to 35629 to receive daily soap to your phone.

5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN??...Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.

6. Dear Customer, are your enemies troubling you? Text THUNDER FIRE ENEMY to 333505 for thunder to strike them.

Imagine MTN sending my

grandma BEAUTYTIPS......... for what? Make them free me joor??

. . Laughing like seriously here oh no no ur a comedian

mutiply:
Nigeria politrickians. They are all the same

I asked same question so the world class is a low class ; the Dnt hv beds or drugs ;everthng is in London

Pls the pic for Dr Godwin Chukwu is our former minister for health ;a medical consultant ;a professor and not a petroleum engineer ; pls NL note

[quote author=pretydiva post=32531301]My method of cooking beans..

Put d beans in d pot add water 2 it n allow 2 boil. Wen it starts boiling, u bring down n drain d water away wit a sieve.

Put d beans in d pot again then add fresh water n allow 2 cook. Dis method soften d beans very quickly. Try it op n tnk me lerra. @pretydiva what if your using pressure pot do u drain water

I wonder what's happening in Arik Air; is there no supervision? No orderliness.?minister of aviation will NT sit -up now? untill whn something happens; hw can they sell more than the seats available ? Or they want to do attachment ?Hope their seats are good this time ,Cos they always hv bad seats ; pls minister of aviation shuld be up his feet as in FRSC; he whom much is given ;much is expected; a word is enough for the wise

delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.

ur strong o ! Have been laughing since which one will u use for ur children?

FriedPlantain:
The Op is not wrong, there is nothing wrong in including your CGPA in your CV if you are a fresh graduate with little or no experience but with good grades in school, say at least by 4.00 and above. As you begin to acquire necessary professional experience and other notable achievements and skills, you can then remove the cgpa from the Cv.

I would have loved to include my CGPA on my own Cv had it been I was a bright student back then in school. Unfortunately I struggled like crazy before I was able to make this nonsense third class my village people cursed me with right now.

FriedPlantain

laughing seriously

Happy Birthday dear Pastor ; We love you sir may the excellent spirit of God continually dwell in You Sir

@OP u hv succeeded in making ur news juicy by including a Christ embassy member just be careful Shay in wht ur reporting on

Let Ugandans investigate well and see if that maid is NT from Idi Amin generation; or tribe ; she deserves a long sentence if NT she wll be worse if released soon

Where can u get the recommended vinegar or it is it the apple vinegar

If Dubai can be this good without Islamic extremists how come other Islamic brothers Dnt imitate them , they prefer killing senselessly , they're killing without thinking of future while their brothers in UAE are using their brains for something better does it mean they are not moslems too,I wish northern nig will be like Dubai!

Abagworo: The problem with Ebonyi, Taraba and Northern Cross river isthat they are oddly position just at the end of Nigeria separated from Cameroun by rocky mountains that makes smuggling and cross-border trade an almost impossiblity. I love Ebonyi State and Ebonyi people especially Afikpo. Its the most green part of Igboland with the most humble but warlike Igbos.

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Thank you my bro! It means the media especially NTA has a lot to do aleast portray the good places in nig ;ebonyi has a lot to showcase in afikpo

greall1: GEJ is a failure.

You should know a saying _respect for those in authority not B/c of who is there but with the hope that u will one day be in authority!
GEJ still deserves some respect if you follow up in what is happening eg to power sector his truly committed but some pple are just there to destroy for selfish reasons ............

10/10 ; thanks Mr president for that wonderful reply ; you made it clear to anyone who wishes to understand; OBJ forgot what he did in 0di; he also forgot his 3rd term bid; he claims to knw it All ; yet most of all that is happening now started in his tenure;his letter does NT show his an elder statesman its only misleading Nigerians and over heating the polity.