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Lost but found. . .

See you. Na there the doc confuse una. HIV= Hearing in a vaccum +. E no easy, even NASA dey find am now sef.

Anyhow sha I wish you good luck ooo as you venture into the land of bombs and gun shots.

Me and Ekaite go remain happily married oo. If you still want to be second wife, chance dey for you , as we don strike US$5M deal with Nasa cuz of her HIV+ gift from God. There is enuf awoof and enuf gbedu. Think and act wise ooo, no room for second chances oo.

Ciao!

Sauce come explain why the last one resemble you.

kai!

Delib na Kalakuta you dey now?
This boy own don finish. . .

@ Cele
No unauthorized visit!
@ Ify
I should av known earlier. Any how sha. I still ruve you. Please ask those inspectors and corporals to return my slippers after dem investigate finish. Rainbow? No wonder una cook asked me to riot colors, she had other plans. She made my night cockastic. Uhmm. . . we forgot to use condom. Tell her I miss her abeg and she is sweeter than you. She gave me scissors style, coupled with ikping gongoso. She told me that oga nearly fainted the day she gave him that style.
You did not tell that she cooks and serves everything. . . well I ate to my full sha. And if you decide to relieve hr off her job cuz of these few tips wey i give you, consider yourself an ex. . . cuz she has an automatic employment waiting for her!

With lots of love as I return my pen to the basket of ruve.


HRH Prince Nmaduaburonku 1,2 and 3 of . . .

E get things wey eyes dey see wey pass mouth. Guess na im you see so.
Sorry sha.

@Naija
I thought the thing don clear, but hell no I was wrong. Make I gi find chain take bind you before thing pass this level again.

@Gunny
Heard na im cure your deafness. Share your experience with us abeg.

Nobi cop fault na. Na that kind name dey cause terrorist attack. Nomenclatural abuse!

Poor Tupac. . . Donates one sack of kernel nuts to him.

All applicants should submit their CVs to Ituen. The ambassador of the great beyond to Nigeria.

Them go come out oo. Think up another thing abeg.

While your victim is alseep, reset their alarm clock so it goes off at 2am or 3am. But don't place it back on their nightstand. Instead hide it in a closet or behind the tv. The person waking up will be on an early morning hunt for where that annoying sound is coming from. For even more laughs, try unscrewing the lightbulb and watch the person scramble around the room in total darkness.

Leave a fake note on someone's car windsheild that reads, "Sorry about the damage i caused to your automobile. Call me and I will be more than happy to pay for the repair" Be sure not to leave a phone number, of course there is no real damage. But the victim doesn't know this. He or she will look all over for a dent or scratch or something

You can easily make a car sticker with the inscription "BAD COP NO EGUNJE FOR YOU"". Place it on your bumper and everytime you see a cop. Just drive in front of him. You might want to reduce your speed a bit to make sure he reads it.

Glue all the bottles of shampoo shut so they cannot be opened.

Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Glue a bottle of shampoo to the shower shelf (to avoid damage, use clear caulk on a surface that can be scraped).

Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.

Expiring when?

Naija na how many years you don get account for that bank?

Make I know how long you don be tout.

Nema

Pulls out 2 of Kronky's black teeth. Toothpaste companies dey on strike for una side?

You don try dried scent leaves before?

Nothing tastes better than em. . .

More like AYARUHT Satellite Mobile.

All hail Kronky the Laughist

I try lighten up my day joh. Why you do me so na?
You just asked me to wait behind una gate knowing fully well sey UNA dogs no dey take eye see albino like me. Abeg bring one leg of my slipper when you dey come my side and remember to return the flower(pumpkim leaves) wey I been bring for you.

@ The History of Kuvuki.
The ball dey your court now oo. Na your hand e dey.

Naija the 4 legged man. na wa ooo!!!
Old age no good oo.

**pours sulphurized pepper paste on the mouthy gunny**

@Ify
History classes dey open now. The topic na "ALL ABOUT KUVUKI". Prerequisites :-
1, Confirmation of the authenticity of your bosom
2. Examination of your inner mehu mehu
3, Ability to withstand 4 bald broad chested kuvukians at once
4, Ability to beat my bedmatical expertise.

Time no dey ooo. Apply now!!!

Who dey find free trip to kuvuki? Kuvuki no poor oo, so lapping is not allowed. Sorry to disappoint your poor ass.

afternoon ganja causes quotient kolo.
make una abstain ooo. I know sey naijastyle no go gree hear as the thing don twist im brain finish.