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midnighter:
Lol stay there and wait for me to upload it.. yeye

I dey check ya signature, but I didn't see any photos of you.. You sound like adaku adama olili

midnighter:
Lol stay there and wait for me to upload it.. yeye

Yes naw.... Waiting. Lols

midnighter:
Extreme version of rubbish... there should be jubilating people from every region in the federation rushing to welcome her if she is serious

She is not only the first lady of the north

What is the essence of gathering to take a family photo and tagging it "jubilation"? In fact let me post the pictures I took with my mother after she returned from a long trip to the market

....Total and arrant rubbish

Where's the picture of you and your mom after the long trip?

GODPUNISHALABI:
Davido has murdered this guy

How sir?

cenaman:
My BMW car is 5years old, i drove it everyday but never been to any machenic work shop for repair before. the most suprising is that i haven't refuel it since the day i bought it.....

Eweeey

Celexralno:
No wonder some nairalanders talk nonsense after fu*king dirty pu**y

That's true bro

A guarantee preek to cuddle for a life time

pcguru1:
Hmmm can't think of any, I'm mostly the one to say painful things to people esp if it's the truth. I have a terrible mouth

I vote we padlock your mouth... Nkiru howvaa

Hmmm, all these suicide suicide.. only God's know there might be something more to it..

Risingblue008:
If u check her life now,u will find out dat she got nothing to offer

What do you mean? I don't get it

ikorodureporta:
He's found piss

Like seriously, peace everlasting

Freemanbobble:
Something must kill a man
Alcohol
Weed
Money
Pussy

If you are not interested in these things then you will last long
But for me
I think i will die on time
Because me ehnnn i dey do this four things wella.
I nor dey fit stay without this four things
Especially that weed. Last night na so i burn many wrap reach 2am
Even this morning now i don burn one tie already

Congratulations bro....

SaucyBenks:
The guy get long head sha...

Na Wetin you see be that

delugajackson:
Good to know that you've been responsible for your own orgasms.

Most Nairaland feminists find this very hard to admit.

seunmohmoh:
I shouldn't be on this thread.

But you have just commented. Ologbon ọmọ obìrin

Oh boi, thank God I had patience oooo.. I have been running a custom rom RR 9.0 for a month now. Woke up this morning thinking what could have happened. . Not data connection. Restarted the phone more than 5 times. Then I slot MTN sim and notice is the networ, Airtel. I just chilled.. I almost reverted to stock rom..

Flexing my custom rom jaree....

Uc browser is bleeped up of recent. Ads now pops out nearly everywhere. Very annoying.


Chrome is good. but I hate turning on JavaScript... I don't know why some sites needs it to function well. E.g Facebook. This is where UC comes in. But now Bleep up after thier recent updates.

handsomeyitayo:
so is that your future ambition? Can't you ladies think of how to make it in life , your own thinking how to spend men's money, is that an achievement? . you don't want to work ...all that glitters are not gold..onyi ezioku ezioku.....biko chee echiche banyere otú ị ga-esi baara ndị mmadụ uru

I was thinking your last words were incantation.

doublecross:
the last time i checked.... any child born out of wedluck is a bastarrrrrrrrd

No sir! Technology has changed everything sir... The term given to it now is Baby Mama.

jchioma:


Can we guess what happened after the shopping?

Oh yea, I can relate

opeajileye1:
How was he able to cope for 11 years?

He has been obeying the law "for better for worse" then get tired of recent

kinglee007:
You just dey come Nairaland?

Ìtumọ?

flattenyourbely:
Marriage proposal! Marriage Maaaariage! How many times did I call u? Hmmm
Anyway congratulations.


Pls. Check my signature

We deliver nationwide

This is getting too much! Check my signature, check my signature.

Anyone that post such here again will be charge to Elepon Magistrate Court, Elepon. And if is a male, we'll charge him to the other side.

Caleb17:
That's romantic, I wish there marriage a blissful one.. they shall celebrate their 40th marriage anniversary in Jesus name. Amen

Now you have turn this to a prayer session

...

I love the challenge he took.

kinglee007:
You're lucky uncle Ned has not yet sighted you....

And who's uncle Ned

Akshow:
I see. But why will he create this innocent children this way?

Temper destiny

Adalassy:
Just saw your post and need to drop my words of guidance as an alternative medicine practitioner. By now you must have realized that ALS is a progressively degenerative condition and conventional medicine only offers supports in an attempt to help ease the life of the patient and prolong the inevitable which often occurs as a result of respiratory failure.

I could help treat your fiance if you like but if you dont wish to have me help out then i would also leave you with methods you / She can apply and it would make life easier for her for a while.

She needs to eat A nutrient dense Diet!!!!!

The first step of any restorative diet is to REMOVE all toxins and processed food from her diet. Remove all sugars (including artificial sweeteners), processed foods made with refined grains, hydrogenated oils, preservatives and other chemicals.

Next, add in a variety of nutrient dense foods that will fight free radicals. Free radicals attack motor neurons, so reducing their effects by eating a healthy diet can help slow the neurological decay process. Eating whole foods is very important because simply supplementing with nutrients does not mean that the body can necessarily absorb and use them properly. Eating unprocessed, nutritious foods is the best way for her body to receive and process nutrition. It is critical to eat foods rich in antioxidants and concentrated nutrients, as the body is made to absorb minerals and vitamins best in whole food form. Here are some healing foods that help ease her ALS situation:

High antioxidant fruits will help convert free radicals and super oxygen into less harmful molecules and support her body’s function. Some of the best fruits for providing antioxidants are berries. Be they wild blueberries, acai berries, cranberries, blackberries etc.
Vegetables are a wonderful source of nutrition. Foods high in antioxidants and minerals that will help her detox are leafy greens, artichokes, red beans or kidney beans (these are higher in antioxidants than even wild berries), spinach (also high in zinc), carrots, red peppers and mushrooms.
Organic sources of protein are best for her in order to avoid excess hormones and other chemicals. She should choose grass fed beef, free range chicken aka local chicken, cage free eggs (eggs laid by local chicken), lamb, lentils, cashews and pumpkin leaves.
She needs good sources of fat and this includes coconut oil, cold pressed olive oil, cultured butter and avocado. Coconut oil specifically is extremely healing to the body and will work on several levels to boost her body’s natural defenses to disease.

She needs to engage in light exercises that are most suitable for people with ALS such as low impact swimming, pool exercises, light resistance training and cycling. Following exercise, it will be a good idea for her to rest for 30 to 60 minutes to recover. Exercise should be balanced with breaks throughout the day to prevent over exertion, pain, fatigue and soreness.

She needs Supplements ( Lots of them).
Vitamin E, Vitamin C, B complex such as B12, Calcium, Magnesium, Vitamin D especially D3, Selenium, Zinc and Copper (In moderate doses), Omega 3 from fish oil.

It would take me too long to list out the benefit of each of these vitamins but trust me when i say they are a must for her.

Like i said, if you want me to help treat her then i am available at your request.

Infact, you deserve an accolade

chidi2pus:
Why do we always ignore the bigger picture in this country?

Is impersonation, love scams and other menial cyber crimes the only finicial and economic crime?

What about monopoly? Moneylaundering? Ponzi schemes? Inflation? Bribery? Breach of trust and agreement? Corruption? Illegal charges and practices from banks?terrorist financing? tax evasion? embezzlement? forgery? counterfeiting?

So many stupid things going on in this country that fall within Grey areas in this country.

My UBA bank keeps deducting 52 naira for all cards I've used and reported stolen or naira.
I've reported this issue but nothing is done against it.

Is this how you wanna fix the economy? By concentrating 95% of your resources and energy on petty fraudsters?

We're trying so hard to keep up with the pace of USA, UK, CANADA, NORWAY, SWITZERLAND and a host of other countries in battling financial and economic crimes but the truth is, even our fight is highly flawed.

Let us pause for a while, look at the bigger picture and go back to the drawing book.

And what is the bigger picture and the drawing board.