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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Stuns In African Attire by Gistforme(m): 5:21am On May 26, 2018
EastGold:
Cuppy indeed


But whatapun?

Her face is light, her hand is dark
dat is d ultimate power of wat make up can do, nowadays u will have Woo a mother of 4 finish be4 knowing
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: "Why I Don't Dance In Public Anyhow" by Gistforme(m): 10:32pm On May 18, 2018
KanwuliaExtra:
GO AND MARRY!

Oga impotence! grin

If na woman now, Nigerian men will be insulting her.

Oga “UNSULLIED”, how market? cheesy

See ya great-grand father scoring goals with QUADRUPLE OLORIS anyhow at 80!

Haba!!!!! cry

http://fresherschart.com/photos-of-80-year-old-alafin-of-oyo-and-his-oloris-at-the-naming-ceremony-of-their-set-of-twins/
and if ogun do him work on u nw na village pple u go dey shout

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Travel / Re: Train Crushes Man To Death In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by Gistforme(m): 3:44pm On May 17, 2018
4m wat i heard 4m an eyeswitnex he said and i quote that he was trying to jump on a moving train conveying stones... Well Rip to d deceased but we should all tink 2wice in wateva we want to engage on, life no get duplicate ooo
Travel / Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by Gistforme(m): 10:48pm On May 16, 2018
Is like i have to go back on twitter make i go ask dis babe watin dey pain her gangan, sha we wey dey stay here complain ni... If u have ever visit another state and feel like no dis is nt my lagos its to boring hit the LIKE BOTTON but if u feel the opposite hit the SHARE BOTTON..

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Business / Re: Items You Feel Embarrassed About When Buying. Share by Gistforme(m): 2:32pm On May 13, 2018
PrimadonnaO:

Lol. What's epa?
are u nt a yoruba ni or staying in nigeria well Epa means groundnut
Business / Re: Items You Feel Embarrassed About When Buying. Share by Gistforme(m): 2:28pm On May 13, 2018
Sugar97:


Lol
You don't have to buy them at the same place na, you can buy each at a different place cheesy
hehe u be ajayi crowder 4 d business o u sabi get am wella
Sports / TBT: Where Are The SUPER STRIKER Lover by Gistforme(m): 8:06pm On May 03, 2018
I did hope you rememberd back then the days of hash something of SUPER STRIKER, the days of drawing shegzy, the days of kazeem the captain, the days of going to texaco petrol station just for the sake of getting the newest #, even some guys who bears SEGUN today likes to answer SHEGZY. Lets make fun on this thread tonight by sharing our experience and the part we love most
lalasticlala
seun
pls let make FT
LALA hope u remembered d snake part too
Travel / Re: 6 Things About Lagos That People From Other Cities Exaggerate About by Gistforme(m): 9:19am On Apr 21, 2018
Slimfitgen:


No dey talk this kind talk again, why you no talk say New York na no man's land? Before all this non lagosian show for the land, no be man dey the land? Bruh no let the awori's hear you oo!
no mind am jare i dnt knw d rubbish he is sprouting out of his mouth na ghost get lagos #proudlylagosian #proudlyaworite. D guy is fool and lish

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Travel / Re: 6 Things About Lagos That People From Other Cities Exaggerate About by Gistforme(m): 9:15am On Apr 21, 2018
If u can survive in lagos, no place in d world u cant survive again ...as 4 d person who said lagos is no mans land SHATTAP YA DIRTY MOUTH
Romance / Re: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by Gistforme(m): 5:37pm On Apr 16, 2018
Danty37:

exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN
alaye don enter para mood, on my own side to hell with love, abeg who love help, if u did c me wth a girl dat means she want to come and wash her dirty car in my car wash .. Bt bro dnt curse her cos she is causd already . Some girls are poo meanwhile when u were keeping her anoda guy dey ding dang ur kept bell hahahaha

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Romance / Re: My Mom Doesn't Want Me To Marry My Fiancee Because She's 5 Years Older Than Me by Gistforme(m): 12:43am On Apr 12, 2018
Bro afta all d comment wat i c is dat its a tin of choice, bt i will rather let u knw dis too marriage is for life. U nd her becomes 1 and start a new life. Bt make sure u tink very well b4 u venture into it, it easy to enta bt its nt easy to opt out.. Mum and d commentas here see tins their own way bt d rest is left wth u... Age, money, u living in her ous, she sponsoring d marriage tink abt it well and i pray God will lead u to d best way
Business / Re: I Made $20 From Clickbank In First Month; Here Is What I Did by Gistforme(m): 1:48am On Apr 11, 2018
blogfornigeria:
Am an internet marketer and the founder of https://tipsonblogging.com if you need help feel free to reach out brotherly

okay boss
my hand do drop like anger..
I wont mind having ur digit <smile>
Career / Education And Skill by Gistforme(m): 1:44am On Apr 11, 2018
I have noticed still wondering why this 2 things confused people a lot. Let me begin by asking this question "do u tink education is a success or a means to being successful" . I know a lot of people myt get the question on the other way round but to be candid with u i see education as a scam which you cant avoid being duped by, a lot of youth today mostly d student falls into the trap of school is the only way which is not to my own reasonning, for instance a student will be home on a 4 month vacation and all he will be doing is sleeping and eating believing dat afterall am in school and am gonna be a graduate soon but 4geting d fact their are tons of graduate out there still searching for the job he is graduating for and also 4get the fact that he is in Nigeria . To me we have to wise up we have to start engaging ourselves in one skill or the other even if you are in skull just find something that interest you then move to a nearby place where you see it suitable for you to learn at your leisure time even when you are on break you can do the same because the leaders dnt really care about us (youths) so let care for ourselves and do you that education and skill makes you different, conduct a research about china and see people with skill on the list of there billionnaire.. I hope this heartdrop of mine add a positive impact here. Your experience and add up is highly welcome. Thanks...
Seun
lalasticlala
mynd44
lets wake the youth up. Pls let this get to FP so people can contribute
Business / Re: I Made $20 From Clickbank In First Month; Here Is What I Did by Gistforme(m): 12:57am On Apr 11, 2018
Kukuma tell us u r trying to sell ur e-book so dat we can elp ur ministry. NLERS aint cruel though
Sports / Re: Video: Roma Vs Barcelona 3-0 – All Goals & Highlights 10/04/2018 by Gistforme(m): 12:53am On Apr 11, 2018
Pls i heard dey beat barca 3 : 0 in lagos where i am, pls wat d scores at ur syd jare lagos people cant be trustd
Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University Students Protest Over Tuition Hike - Pictures by Gistforme(m): 12:44am On Apr 11, 2018
I just laugh at how some people reason with their mental faculty imagine 1 saying 180k is small RUBBISH STATEMENT! pls u r comparing U.S education with ours here abi okay let say 1 dollar equals 1 naira will $20000 nt equal to #20000. See d rate of our money is different have u ever seen an american complaining dat his/her skul fee is high HELL NO! . Again u cant compare d opportunity available 4 their graduate wth ours abi hw can i pay millions 4 skullng and whn am tru i cant get a job worth more dan d skulling expenses. Believe me most americans dnt trully believe in skulling like dat bt here they ve made us believe without skul u cant be successful i tink we have to make dis anoda topic. American and dere counterparts believe in their skill... Like mr akeredolu said nd i quote your 20000 cant buy a shoe abeg whose shoe d student or they
Health / Re: Woman's Goiter Of 10 Years Removed Via Surgery (Photos) by Gistforme(m): 11:52pm On Apr 10, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
So happy for her though Barca spilt my night


Barca Why?
bro shit happens always bt dis barca own smell pass my poo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by Gistforme(m): 11:11pm On Apr 10, 2018
Guys pls i heard they beat barca 3 : 0 in lagos where i am, abeg watin den play 4 unna syd jare lagos people cant be trustd

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Education / Re: First Chemistry Lecturer To Arrive In Nsukka In 1961 by Gistforme(m): 11:23am On Apr 09, 2018
Nice one...
Romance / Re: Some Men And Their Warped Mindset by Gistforme(m): 11:09am On Apr 09, 2018
With all dis write up naw how much u want make this thread visitors contribute..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Gistforme(m): 10:29pm On Apr 03, 2018
JSMMUYIWA:
Not Possible! What's wrong with all these Chelsea fans? Them no dey bliv in win again?
guy u r a savage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Gistforme(m): 10:24pm On Apr 03, 2018
Pls can some1 get d picture whn buffon and ronaldo hug eachoda, it deserve to be a memes on NL to tll dat person tanks 4 spoiling my career
Education / What Was That English That Got You Messed Back Then In Sec. School by Gistforme(m): 10:24am On Apr 02, 2018
Back then in secondary school it was always funny to see someone mis-spelling a word. I was a victim of such cox it takes me a while to know to spell the word QUEUE, am always thinking maybe it just a pronounciation withoua spelling, it was until i got to ss1 that i later knows the spelling. Let hear yours out that word people laugh at you for..
Lalasticlala i know you got some too or is it the word snake
Sports / Re: "Olga Allegra's Easter Post Is Disrespectful" - Nigerian Man by Gistforme(m): 9:38am On Apr 02, 2018
BleSSedMee:




Cartoon or not, that picture is a wrong misinterpretation of how Jesus died.

u dey there whn jesus die abi u don c am be4, pple wil jst be saying rubbish out of there wide mouth.
In lasisi voice "are u mad"
Celebrities / Re: Segun Ogungbe With His Two Wives On His Birthday (Photos) by Gistforme(m): 9:23am On Apr 02, 2018
Chumani:
He's a christain, why does he have two wives?
its against christainity doctrine to have more than a wife, and he still has the boldness to show them off, this is hypocricy.
this religion aspect wont kil u people everytin is basd on religion were u there when dis religion was brought to d country, like i dnt knw d white dat bought it self wil nva say such a tin bt we don carry am 4 head like gele
Business / Re: 5 Signs That You Would Financially Successful by Gistforme(m): 9:04am On Apr 02, 2018
Emmyk:
Maybe you aren't doing things right.
are u onto fiverr also will like to know
Business / Re: 5 Signs That You Would Financially Successful by Gistforme(m): 9:04am On Apr 02, 2018
Emmyk:
Maybe you aren't doing things right.
are u onto fiverr also will like to know
Business / Re: 5 Signs That You Would Financially Successful by Gistforme(m): 9:04am On Apr 02, 2018
Emmyk:
Maybe you aren't doing things right.
are u onto fiverr also will like to know
Business / Re: 5 Signs That You Would Financially Successful by Gistforme(m): 9:02am On Apr 02, 2018
Emmyk:
Maybe you aren't doing things right.
are u onto fiverr also will like to know
Business / Re: Bank Fraud!!! What I Did And How I Got My Money Back by Gistforme(m): 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2018
Kaxmytex:
Baba, e no easy o....
3month tussle no be beans..

I love ur fighting spirit, how i wish all nigerians could have this...

By the way, make we tok beta thing, i go mail you my acct number, just do the needful by paying an offering plus tithe and Please, dont let freeze know o coz i cannot let one foreign albino to come and subzero me..
.
guy i luv ur spirit too atleast u can beg, am on d queue to incase there is left over
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze: To Be Like Dangote, Bill Gates Stop Listening To Oyedepo & Adeboye by Gistforme(m): 12:07pm On Mar 25, 2018
DeZoro:
Mr. Freezer or Freezed head, why have you allowed the devil to use you against your maker? Do u know the road to heaven or can you ever be like Dangote? Devil himself freeze your head
people like u is the reason y abortion shld be legalize because simple undastandn u cant OSHI
Webmasters / Re: Hacked Facebook Account by Gistforme(m): 11:46am On Mar 24, 2018
STENON:
I mailed the facebook support team to close the account for me since they refused changing my password due to the fact that the hacker has changed my log in details. I lost alot of friends, files and pictures on that facebook account so I am not happy about it. I am not on facebook again
but since u can stil c d acct u ought to hve save al ur pictures nd files den abt ur frnds jst go acct frnd list den click on follow all, dnt get 4stratd yet

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