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While we were back at school, we were taught how to write a descriptive essay.

Situation such as this was the reason one was taught. You are supposed to give us the juicy gist and the inner innuendos.
The knacking and shifting of pants.

By the way, did you even shift her pant?

I understand you are in an unenviable situation. But it's high time guys and ladies study relationships before getting into one.

It's really important to know the tactics at play in a relationship.

The basic play for a novice or beginner is that, you should not must be emotionally invested in any relationship.

There are lots of gambits in a relationship. Understanding these would keep your safe from heart break or heart acupuncture.

There are many instances at play. But learn to observe everyone around you. Become a third person. Gauge everyone by their actions. As you already know talk is cheap.

People overtime will eventually show their hand and by watching them, you will discover this.

Don't walk a mile or get carried away if the lady isn't invested as you are.

If you do. You just shot yourself on the leg before you even got started.

To get out of this mess you got yourself.

Go out and meet people.

Have fun.

It may seem cliche, but now is the time to take it like a man

You will pull through

There is a saying, don't complain when lizards come around when you bring any infested woods home.

Tiwa left nothing to the imagination in that obscene video. Moaning like a cheap harlot and exposing her ugly woman parts.

I don't know what I find annoying most: her or the group of uninformed girls defending her

Sadly, modesty has gone to the dogs

Drop out off school.


Get a bricklayer job.


Start saving for the child birth and baby food.


Sheath your penìs.


No more fūckery.

I still don't get this perceived bitterness to the opposite sex. There are stories of both men and women dishing out 50 shades of wickedness to each other just like a lady killed her step daughter while the husband wasn't around.


There are cases of men sleeping and impregnating their step daughters.


The thing is wickedness is not just a character trait, it is peculiar to males and females alike.


What I do find distasteful and troubling is your stat: that men wickedness to women is in the ratio 50:1.


Kindly explain how you arrived at that figure. Where and how did you compile that data? Are these figures statistical that one can access and arrive at your conclusion or is it something you dreamed up?


Kindly illuminate me on this last paragraph.

All I can say is that the average African man is motivated by hunger for sex and food.


If you doubt me, visit any bar during the weekends especially on Sunday and witness the inordinate amount of food and alcohol that's been consumed.


Not to mention, the fully booked hotel rooms scattered nationwide. You see girls flying across the country by flight or road to satisfy the sexual whims.

The average African man on a full stomach after been sexually satiated, is likely to fall asleep. He is less inclined to bother about the future or posterity. His basic instincts has been fed


Back to the aberration, the Op just typed. It's high time guys took their minds of sex and women.
It's damn disheartening.


Little wonder, the government of the day is busy mortgaging the future of the country and the typical Nigerian youth just wanna fuçk.

Pumpumking:
Ladies, although am a londoner from London & we spek queen's English..not pigeon English like home base people..ladies, serrrrioosly..can u date any of those home base people who never beeento london so they don't disgrase u in publick.

Mature response please (no oofenesece)

Your Queen's English is so on point

Dauda the sexy guy.



Old school would know this.


Idomie generation wouldn't.

Guy.....


This your matter wear Jimmy.


It's always a battle to get a lady to off pant.

You dey press format, she dey arrange tactics to divorce you off your hard earned money.

valentinos22:
Surely u didnt come this wise from uterus!
Kindly help us complete the story from the begining where them first break ur heart...upcoming boys are learning

The question asked was about cheating here.

Open your own thread on dealing with heart break, I will give you that answer.

Is this your lap?

See vagina boys quarrelling.


The problem of the average African man is food and sex.


Doubt me?


Scroll through this section.



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