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Hintona:
Worlds first marketing robot, that's one of the most interesting things I've seen this week.

I like that. Avoiding what gonna piss you off

This must be the guy you don't want to shag.

Don't you have a sister or someone else? You gotta actually move on from a relationship that crashed



Modified.
Is his ex the only qualified person fit for the position? Suppose she gets the job and it becomes a matter of unwanted entanglement or it becomes a matter that might come back and hurt him. Because close proximity with an old flame can reignite a new passion. Yeah I get it that he moved on but the fact he still thinks about her appears to me that he hasn't moved on.

It's mind boggling what one reads in nairaland. How can I unread what I just read

rex444:
Good way to play your role as a senior bro....let's continue to enlighten them ... Yea I would like to be a friend... I like intelligent realistic people ..non biased

That's wonderful.

He simply does not value you. Take a walk. You are just dating yourself.

BrandMastar:
Why do you say this?

All this for a lady you haven't met. It is quite presumptuous.

When I thought I have seen it all, I get a rude awakening. What the heck did I read?

OMOJOHN001:
Say something please,

This matter reminds me of a meme posted a couple of days back about a lady minding her business before you made her fall in love. Now she is in love, you wanna bounce. No. You gotta love and cherish her. And yeah, you didn't vibe with her when you wanted a piece of her

For all intents and purposes, nairaland has been invaded by kids masquerading as keyboard warriors and bosses. And the mods here have a rather lopsided way of thinking and lack the finesse to handle matters. But what can one do when it's a Nigerian thing. We celebrate mediocrity.



Op, getting a lady to fall for you so you can access her kitty Kat is down right childish, if you going to turn her into a plaything. Such unwholesome practices have turned many a good girl bad. Stop messing with a lady's heart.


From a bro to a little bro, don't shit where you eat. You get the point now?

omonnakoda:
I do not come from a village. So probably you and your kinsmen would benefit more from the advice .
The issue here is your attitude. You made a foolish claim and are too proud to admit you were wrong and try to change the subject with a childish diversion about money. What is your business with my bank account? How is that relevant?

The problem here is your power of comprehension. No one argues with hard facts but you made unpardonable assumptions here. Do you think you are talking to a street urchin? Compose yourself with dignity and stop forming like a rabid dog

Solsix:
This one don comot hand from heavenly race

You wicked sha

omonnakoda:
We are here to talk football on this thread . You made some silly claims and were corrected . Instead of accepting that gracefully you are derailing to talk about bank accounts. That is what is really childish
Back to football
Guardiola did not bring Messi or Iniesta to Barca neither did he promote them from the feeder team as you falsely claimed.
Now the adult thing to do would be to either keep quiet or retract . But childish hubris and your manifest nasty attitude made you start talking about bank accounts
If you adhered to your own advice about this being a faceless forum you would not bring that up
Open a dictionary and check the meaning of the word FLUORISH it is not clear that you know what it means

Your spelling is terrible. Back to the matter that you raised: you want to teach me how to make money: go and teach your kinsmen in your village how to make money. It's your type that jumps to fight on the least provocation but the richest UFC fighter made $180m.

omonnakoda:
You will not add many to your with this attitude young man.
If you want to talk about zeros on bank accounts create a thread for that . I will educate you for free if you demonstrate apropos humility. For now you are just an ignorant, churlish young man with a nasty attitude all the ingredients for an inconsequential future

It's rather presumptuous to jump to hasty conclusions here. This is a faceless forum and it's distasteful to make misguided assumptions and name calling. Regardless of your flowery eloquence, you exhibit a pettiness that's laughable. It's not everyone you run into you shoot your mouth at. If you are so good at sports analysis host a sports show. You maybe good at making money, but sadly you are poorer than Dangote and one cannot see the richest man in Africa on and off camera insulting a person whose pedestal you know nothing off. It's ridiculously and childish.

omonnakoda:
Not true.
You have the internet at your fingertips and still persist in spouting ignorance?

Can you give dates when these happened?
Do you know how old Iniesta is ?

Iniesta Started his Senior Career at Barca in 2002

Messi Started his Senior Career at Barca in 2004
Guardiola coached Barca from 2008-2012

He coached Barca Team B from 2007-2008

So please explicarme this your breaking news

Thank you very much for your conjucture. I guess this information you flourished added more zeros to your bank account

Bottomline, do your due diligence before you invest in any business endeavor

omonnakoda:
Pep DID NOT bring Iniesta and he DID NOT bring Messi

He promoted them from the feeder team

Chloraseptic:
You sacked an old man with experience and started employing rookie coaches and you want the club to move forward...

Employing EPL former players will always be a disaster, they know nothing about coaching. All they are good at is running their mouth analysing coaches and players..

Lampard, Neville, OGS, Arteta, Scholes, Giggs and Henry have all been a failure so far..

I'm still observing Gerrard.

Very true.

This is making rounds all over Europe.
Juventus have lost their chokehold on Serie A.

The success of Pep and Zidane should not mislead football clubs into thinking that ex players hold the key to unlock club success.

Zidane for one understudied Mourinho, Ancelotti as assistant coach as well as having a go at the Junior teams.


Pep paid his dues before he was brought in to coach Barcelona. He brought the likes of Messi and Iniesta.

So throwing away experience for youth exuberance is quite ridiculous

Lalami3232:
Guy na u fkup. If a babe dey visit me, I make sure say I give her 100% of my time and attention. Imagine say na you visit her and her friends come tell her say make she come, then she really mumuishly tell u about am, how u go feel? I no say make u be pussyass nigga oooo, but if person visit you, try as much as possible to give them that attention, no matter how boring dem be cus they left something at home just to meet you. People dey always like to visit me not because of sex or because of say I dey give money, but because of the way I dey treat visitors. Make sure say before u request/accept a visit, ur schedule dey very clear. Make I tell you one small story oooo.

As a corper, I visited one babe like that, the babe na indigene of the community. She was so happy to see me and coincidentally her friend come show that day. Three of us just dey catch fun and before I knew it, the babe don leave me and her friend to go fry garri wey her mama ask her to do. After a time, me a d the friend come dey find her, when we go backyard, she was there frying garri . As I dey go house, this babe give me almost everything wey she fry but I no appreciate am cus all I wanted was her presence and not garri. Though she apologized sha but the thing pain me cus if she know say she no go give me time, why invite me over? So bros, na u cause ur own misfortune. Next time, buy padlock for ur pots cus our babes are hungry ooooo

This is the best response. You said it all brother.

Learn to give people undivided attention. She came to spend time with you to the point of sleeping over and you dey here dey fumble.

Let me share a something real quick. I had this girl, real cutie, back then. She made the move, I was shy as fück. She was trying to bond, but I always wanted a third party around because I was uncomfortable around the opposite sex. Long story short, bae left. I had this ugly ass nigger, he destroys ladies with attention to the point that my bae and another beautiful lady quarreled over his attention. I learnt a lot.

Secondly, Op, you told her to be free, she freely took out her frustration on the lonely turkey. No one to keep her company, she on gen. As per the noise and calls, she dey tell you on code say she still get people wey get her time if you no get her time. So don't get it twisted.

The first advice I got in getting into a relationship is to decide what I want. Know what you want and what you can tolerate.


Pls shag that girl while its still hot.

Just carry chain put for her neck after you don force her sign disclaimer, make she dey follow you up-and-down

Bad English or not, the Op is on point. Vagina people have been cashing out on the menfolk Pure and simple. They have learnt to monetize their unique selling proposition......püssy cartel. They fix, control, set the terms and conditions.

Asking your friend wouldn't help. What's your friend's value to you? Such a friend should be tagged as a frenemy. He is the kind that can poison you or do you harm. Avoid him at all cost