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Celebrities / Re: Georgina Ibeh Shares Her Weight Loss Transformation Photo by Goddyj(m): 11:42am On Apr 08, 2019
But the woman I'm seeing her back is her mother now. Isn't it
Crime / Re: Man’s Hands Chopped Off In Sokoto By Armed Men (Disturbing Photos) by Goddyj(m): 11:29am On Apr 08, 2019
Make God just declare this meeting closed make everybody go rest embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 23 As A Virgin Without Penetrative Sex (pics) by Goddyj(m): 9:28am On Apr 07, 2019
Sluvist:

Oga take it easy now!!!
But it's a fact.
Talking as a scientist cool
Politics / Re: Governor Wike In Tears: I Will Never Take Your Supports For Granted (Photos) by Goddyj(m): 9:25am On Apr 07, 2019
Wike is the only Governor that can construct all the roads in a community within two months.
I left Ogbunabali community in December 2017, went back to visit someone in March 2018, I was surprised to see that all the roads in the community had been completely constructed, with underground drainage system.

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Romance / Re: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 23 As A Virgin Without Penetrative Sex (pics) by Goddyj(m): 9:12am On Apr 07, 2019
I can't tell if she lied in her story. Whether she had penetration or not.

But it's very possible for a lady to get pregnant without penetration. What it takes is just a sperm cell to get near the vagina opening and possibly swim it's way into the vagina.

A lady can even get pregnant by sharing intimate objects with a man.
For instance, a man uses a towel to clean up his dick after masturbating; a lady can get pregnant by using the same towel to clean up herself (vagina area), within the period when the sperm cells on the towel are still alive.
Travel / Re: Nasarawa Residents Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Tanker (Photos) by Goddyj(m): 6:15pm On Apr 06, 2019
idilekee:
small smoke

nairaland go carry news
You are even talking of smoke

If someone just scoop the fuel with a stainless plate now, the next thing is news embarassed

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Religion / Re: This Church's Banner Is Against Husband Snatchers by Goddyj(m): 1:39pm On Apr 06, 2019
You would be surprised how the pastor would twist this topic to include every woman in that church.

The married ones would be told to pay some money for prayers to retrieve their husbands that had been taken hostage by another woman.

The spinsters, on the other hand, would be asked to pay some amount to get back their future husbands who somehow have been blinded spiritually, and therefore could not locate them.

Fear Pastors cheesy

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Slim Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancée In Bayelsa by Goddyj(m): 11:46pm On Apr 05, 2019
Happy married life. Enjoy your marriage grin

Family / Re: My 18-Year-Old Maid And Her Boyfriends by Goddyj(m): 11:40pm On Apr 05, 2019
lacapine:
I have a 17 years old maid who would be 18 in June. She came when she was 12 and she is like family now. She is in SS1. My problem is her issues with boys. Always keeping boyfriends of which I discourage her big time. Had to ask her why she keeps them, she said because her classmates/ friends have boyfriends.

I have screamed and threatened but she will still keep. What am I doing wrong? Should I allow her just keep them? I teach her sex education though but she says she isn't sexually active. Today, I saw the picture she and the guy posted on facebook holding each other. I lost it today. I flogged and punished her. I'm I being too hard? How do I help her? We wanted to help her till university days but with these, we are scared and reconsidering sending her back after ss3.

How best do I handle this situation.
You're even waiting until after her ss3 before sending her back. That's more than two years ahead. My candid advice for you is SEND HER BACK NOW unless you are ready to abort pregnancies. Thank me later

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Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Sheikh Ahmad Sulaiman, Buhari's Prayer Warrior Arrested By Police by Goddyj(m): 12:18am On Apr 05, 2019
So Buhari is technically indulging in 'Prayerism'.
EFCC needs to investigate this

Health / Re: "Stop Putting Cotton Buds Into Your Ears. Your Ear Cleans Itself" - Doctor Warns by Goddyj(m): 2:39pm On Apr 04, 2019
Thanks for your advice Mr. Doctor, but I think I have to finish with this cotton bud I'm holding already. I can't just throw it away.
Politics / Re: Celebration Of Wike's Reelection: Live From Government House Port Harcourt by Goddyj(m): 7:37pm On Apr 03, 2019
Yeah. It's done. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Wike Maintains Lead, Wins Additional Four LGAs by Goddyj(m): 7:29pm On Apr 03, 2019
As a resident of Rivers State, I can authoritatively tell you that Rivers is PDP, and PDP is Rivers. Thats just the simple truth.

Politics / Re: Court Declares Prince Ned Nwoko Winner Of The Delta North PDP Primary Election by Goddyj(m): 7:23pm On Apr 03, 2019
Regina the Daniels grin

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Religion / Re: Diocesan Priests Impregnate 30 Nuns! Daddy Freeze Reacts by Goddyj(m): 9:24am On Apr 03, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against this Diocesan Priest as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna


Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed this Diocesan Priest to impregnate those 30 nuns. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Ma Nigga grin grin

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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Post My Pictures On Social Media, She Is Abnormal, Help! by Goddyj(m): 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2019
I'm here to learn from other people's experiences. It would help me when my time finally comes to get married.

Bro I'm sorry, I have no serious advice for you since I'm not married. God bless you cheesy

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Events / Re: Pastor Sends Catholic Guests Out Of Church During Wedding In Benue by Goddyj(m): 7:25pm On Apr 01, 2019
Ok NK... Whatever continue cheesy
Celebrities / Re: "My Wife is Here" - Davido spotted with Chioma in Bahamas after two months apart by Goddyj(m): 8:51am On Apr 01, 2019
See fresh BoBBy tongue

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Nominated For Forbes, Outstanding Leadership Awards In UK, Dubai by Goddyj(m): 4:01pm On Mar 31, 2019
Dino's case is the matter of "The more they hate, the more I grow"

He keeps surprising his Enemies
And He keeps confusing his haters.

Congratulations Senator Dino Malaye
Your God is really a living One shocked
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Changes Her Son's Name To King Andre Dikeh by Goddyj(m): 3:53pm On Mar 31, 2019
From Tonto's recent utterances, you would understand that she's really very bitter at this moment of her life. My advice to her is that she really needs to take things easy. Life is not lived that way. Many women had gone through worse situations than hers, but they never let those sufferings ruin their lives. She has to believe that this is not the end of her life. The future is always bright for the living

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Car Talk / Re: Coscharis Delivers Rolls-Royce Cullinan To Bolu Akin-Olugbade, First In Nigeria by Goddyj(m): 8:40pm On Mar 30, 2019
I must be extremely RICH in this life. Nothing's gonna stop ME!

NOT even the devil himself angry
Family / Re: Can You Punish A Cheating Wife Like This?? by Goddyj(m): 7:02pm On Mar 29, 2019
Serves her right. Correct man grin

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Agriculture / Re: Man Harvests A Very Big Cassava. Photos by Goddyj(m): 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2019
OP you well. See as I rush make I see if him cassava big pass my own. I no come know say na farm cassava angry I come dey even think say na natural cassava cheesy

Crime / Re: Man Set His Wife On Fire In Benin Over Upkeep by Goddyj(m): 4:45pm On Mar 29, 2019
I don weak aswear

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Crime / Re: Man Sexually Abused By Their Housemaid At 7 Years, Speaks by Goddyj(m): 12:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
All these housemaids sha. Our housemaid would open her hairy pússy wide and ask me to pee inside. That idiot made me fúck her when I was just ten years old. cry

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Romance / Re: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by Goddyj(m): 11:28am On Mar 29, 2019
lilmaydee:
I am 29 years old but if you see me, you wouldn't believe me, because I look like a 13 year old boy.

People naturally disrespect me because of this. There was a time I and my nephew were living together, he is well built and as such dates ladies older than he is.

So one day, a lady came to visit him, she met me at home and asked of him which I told her he wasn't around. Then she called him on the phone. But what pained me most was that she said " hello baby, I'm in your place now but I met one small boy who said you weren't around. My nephew had to call me back to apologized and also told her that that's his uncle oo, but the silly Lady just said how come he looks so small.

I can't approach mature ladies, for fear of being embarrassed. All these small girls, that I decided to ask out, after one week will begin to disrespect and cheat on me. Even employers do exploit me. I remember, one employer like that that said what does a small boy like me wants to do with money, just because I told her I can't accept the amount she offered to pay me.

Please how can I put on more weight and look more mature, that is, look my age, because people don't respect me a bit.
Since you didn't back it up with pictures, I reserve my advice until you do the needful. cheesy
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by Goddyj(m): 8:12am On Mar 29, 2019
Without sounding as a religious fanatic. I want you to put it in prayer

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Family / Re: Bob-manuel Don-christian: 'My Wife Had A Son For Another Man' by Goddyj(m): 9:28pm On Mar 28, 2019
A cheat is always going to be a cheat. Talking from experience tongue undecided
Cheated on her 12 times and she caught me 12 times embarassed embarassed

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Properties / Re: Electrified Mud House Commissioned In African Country (Photos) by Goddyj(m): 7:44pm On Mar 28, 2019
But somewhere in Nigeria, few months ago, some NASS member commissioned a BET9JA betting shop for his constituency grin grin grin
Religion / Re: "I Was Healed Of HIV At Father Ebube Muonso's Adoration Ministry" - Lady (Video) by Goddyj(m): 7:39pm On Mar 28, 2019
But me I believe in miracles too o cool
Politics / Re: Akpo Bomba Yeeh Decamps To PDP, Dumps APC by Goddyj(m): 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2019
That's the way to go. It's only a FOOL that would stay in a vehicle that's going nowhere. Even the devil himself knows that AAC/APC cannot win election in Rivers State. undecided

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