₦airaland Forum

lilmaydee:
I am 29 years old but if you see me, you wouldn't believe me, because I look like a 13 year old boy.

People naturally disrespect me because of this. There was a time I and my nephew were living together, he is well built and as such dates ladies older than he is.

So one day, a lady came to visit him, she met me at home and asked of him which I told her he wasn't around. Then she called him on the phone. But what pained me most was that she said " hello baby, I'm in your place now but I met one small boy who said you weren't around. My nephew had to call me back to apologized and also told her that that's his uncle oo, but the silly Lady just said how come he looks so small.

I can't approach mature ladies, for fear of being embarrassed. All these small girls, that I decided to ask out, after one week will begin to disrespect and cheat on me. Even employers do exploit me. I remember, one employer like that that said what does a small boy like me wants to do with money, just because I told her I can't accept the amount she offered to pay me.

Please how can I put on more weight and look more mature, that is, look my age, because people don't respect me a bit.

Since you didn't back it up with pictures, I reserve my advice until you do the needful.

Without sounding as a religious fanatic. I want you to put it in prayer

A cheat is always going to be a cheat. Talking from experience
Cheated on her 12 times and she caught me 12 times

But somewhere in Nigeria, few months ago, some NASS member commissioned a BET9JA betting shop for his constituency

But me I believe in miracles too o

That's the way to go. It's only a FOOL that would stay in a vehicle that's going nowhere. Even the devil himself knows that AAC/APC cannot win election in Rivers State.

donstan18:
The kind of humiliations criminals normally get when caught are just not something to write home about.

Then we can right church about it.

I would never buy any device, be it phone or any other electronic device without unboxing and testing it right there. If you don't allow me do that, keep your stuff and I keep my money

hsafarms:
IGBO LAND AND BAD NEWS ARE INSEPARABLE...












THEM TAKE CRIME SWEAR FOR UNA?




YOU PEOPLE SHOULD NOT LET ME AND OTHER WELLMEANING NIGERIANS GIVE UP ON YOU OOOO

As na bad news now, Cross River State has turned to Igboland. Receive sense brother

chibestjerry:
you are the most beautiful Idiot i have ever encountered
1. you don't think and talk like a normal person (which i know you are not)
2. Where its it written that soldiers are meant to die in a war to prove their training
3. You are just Stupid

Some people are out there endangering their lives for you and my sake and you came to Nairaland to spill trash
One condom would have prevented all this

But the Boko Haram was formed and is being sponsored by the same Buhari that's posting the soldiers to go and die.

Anybody that's cursing the girl or her family is a big FOOL. Did the girl poison him? Do you know how many break-ups that take place in Nigeria every Sunday evening. It's only a FOOL that would take His/Her life for anything. I mean for anything at all.

Actually, what determines where you use 'A' and where use 'An' is not really the letter that starts the words(Noun).
It's the sound (oral pronunciation) of the words that matters.

For example, 'Honest' is pronounced as 'Onest', the 'H' being silent.
In that case, the word 'honest' begins with a vowel sound; therefore, you say 'An honest man', not 'A honest man'.

In the case of 'Hotel', it begins with 'H'-sound, which is a consonant sound. So, it's 'A hotel'.

So always look out for the 'oral' pronunciation of the words; that's what matters. Thanks

BruncleZuma:
Op it's 'declares'...just saying.

Lol. You just pointed it out. I read without noticing it

I think this girl is on a drug diet

It's a progress

I can't help but love this man. He keeps happiness alive

When money calls...

But that's really funny

But I thought He has won the heart of the North and APC. I love karma

Okorocha is gone!!

The truth is that, WhatsApp cannot ban GBWhatsapp.

This is because the basic codding used in creating the apps is one and the same.
Those extra features you find in GBWHATSAPP don't really make any changes to to basic roots of the original WhatsApp.
So in this case, it would be impossible to dictate which is clone; unless they start collecting people's phones to check the type of whatsapp they are using.
So my fellow GBWhatsapp rockers, have no fear

yuanexchanger:
How will wike lose
Am just hearing of that name now.Hundred of Amaechi cannot defeat wike in Rivers state We pay your chinese suppliers with rmb.Check sigy for details.

same here

fūck all of them one by one and you'll thank me later

Okoroawusa is in trouble

My concern is that the woman might come and finish the little quantity of Sperm I have remaining in my scrotum

"No matter how hard you work to please the North, they would eventually use and dump you. Even if you like, kill all your people, convert to Islam, or betray all your family and friends to please the North, one day you will be discarded to the dustbin" ___NNAMDI KANU




Tinubu and Osibanjo need to have a plan B.
I know what the North can do

franchasng:
If Igbos profer a solution and decide to head it, Yorubas and other efuluefu tribes in Nigeria will call Igbos name and say Igbos want another Biafra war, so my brother there is no collective solution for this so long as Nigeria remains one nation, that's the saddest truth.

Removing Buhari and El Rufai would have killed their morale but other tribes ganged up and said Igbos are wailers always running the opposite side, so u see

It hurts me personally, sometimes I wished I had the power to change the situation, but I don't

May God always bless the Igbos for always being able to see tomorrow before it comes. I hope other tribes would one day begin to understand that the Igbo is the greatest blessing God gave to this Country. I pray it happens before it's too late for Nigeria

Onyi22:
Me can't do without sex ooooo

Just say the truth, you can't do without big Dicks

But wait o. Doesn't it mean that BUHARI is currently the most useless President in the whole wide world
Like for 'Yes', share for 'No'

But wait o! Doesn't it mean that BUHARI is currently the most useless President in the whole wide world
Like for 'Yes', share for 'No'

So someone cannot make this list with N200,000