₦airaland Forum

Yes. We would all be so much happier allowing 50 year old agbaya pedophiles to marry 6 year old girls and we would all be so much better off living in illiteracy and poverty just like our Aboki comrades, and we would indulge ourselves in suicide bombing as a way of amusing ourselves. What a wonderful world it would be.

nairavsdollars:
If the everybody are Muslims, the world will be a better place to live

Only the born fools who are still invested in the idea of one Nigeria will believe that a Full Anus man can solve Nigeria's problems.
Let the Full Anus solve their problems of wretchedness and poverty in their own country while the rest of us develop our countries to their full potential.

Buhari and Atiku are two sides of the same coin.

helinues:


Born again, reformed Fulani man, Atiku.

Even though some people claimed Fulani have been the one behind the dilapidated state of their region, na still same Fulani they wan still lick his ass for 2023..

If that's not confusion of the highest order, then tell me what is it.

So American universities are now in the business of selling honorary degrees to people who can't even read what is written on their degree certificates?

First it was GANDOLLAR's fake professorial appointment and now a glorified tout is benefiting from the American equivalent of Oluwole Academy, just like Mr Toronto himself

Utter and complete garbage coming from a regular source for feminist garbage

endsarrrs:
Nicely done. Take the message and leave the messenger.

Gender equality must be integral to sustainable development.

The implications of not providing girls with equal voices, choices, and
opportunities affect not just their lives, but the future of the planet.

Who generalizes tribe? Is it not you and your fellow miscreants who love using language like Igbo and nyamiri? Aren't you the ones who cheer and laugh like chipmunks whenever Evans is mentioned as a kidnap king pin, but shut your mouths about the thousands who are being abducted by Fulani herdsmen?

I honestly don't know if your problem is a basic lack of principles or a basic lack of intelligence.

Be that as it may, if you think that Igbos will not want their own country when all you have to offer them is insecurity and hopelessly incompetent leadership, then that says more about your mental shortcomings than it does about the Igbos whom you are desperate to keep in your laughing stock of a country.

adamsmith914:
Like I said keep deceiving yourself, who generalizes a tribe?, speak for yourself & what you have achieved personally. Never in my entire life have I ever called my Ndi igbo tribe Brothers underachievers, as for you, you are a failure that needs the general tag “ We Igbos” to hide your failure?

Yes, you're finally getting it! You dropped your dimwitted pretence that Igbos are underachievers and you're now trying to create a pathetic disconnection between Igbos and IPOB. How funny!

It doesn't matter whether it's called IPOB or Biafra or anything else, the underlying message is that if Igbos own their own country, THEY WILL DO BETTER!

They won't create a country full of wretched, filthy impoverished and illiterate beggars who spend their time between starving to death and killing in the name of an evil "religion"

adamsmith914:
Just like how Ebeano has opened Supermarket all over Lagos & Abuja, Okonkwo owns the dome hotel & Nigeria United Airlines, they have no plans of coming to live with you peasants in the East, he said prosperity in the Federal Capital, show me any Propaganda showing El Rufai specifically talking about Eastern Nigeria (Ipob Biafra) Like I said Keep deceiving yourself, it is your prerogative.

Even Obi Cubana’s Hotels in Abuja are way bigger & more exclusive than the one in Owerri? My guy nothing dey East, my estate after Yorubas na Igbos get Property pass, they are not leaving their hand worked for properties to come & join you pauper in the east that has nothing. You reiterate my point, no marginalization, igbos are Nigerians that have Property everywhere in Nigeria, only the failed ones like you & Mazi Kanu that shout Biafra.

We're busy running things all over Nigeria

But don't worry. Some of us will still be around to drop a few coins for you beggars from the windows of our luxurious air conditioned cars

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adamsmith914:
Like I said, why choose to deceive yourself? It is your prerogative, He said South Nigeria, not East? By force claim claim. Nigeria is originally South, North & Eastern Nigeria. What development has happened in the East since May 29th 1999? New 2nd Niger Bridge, Obiano finishes cargo airport in Anambra?

Your name is perfect for you...

epondudu:
Story for the gods.

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The desperation is just too much! They know how their wretchedness and hopelessness will multiply by 1000 when we leave


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adamsmith914:
Go now, who are you waiting for permission from? That smiling imoji is not your true feeling, I know you are weeping inside, Kai every time I am always on the losing side?

Imagine giving a certificate to someone who can't read the words written on it


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Hehehe the desperation and fear of being alone keeps on growing.

jmoore:
Nnamdi Kanu is an enemy of Anambra state

2015 General elections, Nnamdi KANU didn't call for boycott of general elections.

Note that Anambra state election calendar is different from the general elections.

2017 Nnamdi Kanu orders for boycott of Anambra election.

2019 Nnamdi Kanu declared that there will be no boycott of the general elections. He stated “Having confirmed this evening that all our preconditions and terms have been met, signed, sealed and delivered; I hereby call-off the election boycott across Biafraland on Feb. 16, 2019”,
He didn't even disclose the details of the terms and conditions that were met. Maybe he was even bribed. 2021 Nnamdi Kanu orders another
boycott of Anambra election.
From the pattern you can see that
Nnamdi Kanu is bent on destroying
Anambra, but his mission will fail.
He's from Abia state, all the
governors from Orji Uzor, T.A. Orji to
Okezie Ikpeazu have reduced Abia
state to the dirtiest state in Nigeria.
The roads in Aba is the worst in
southeast. Nnamdi Kanu has never
declared boycott in his home state.
Why the special interest in Anambra?
Because he hates the progress in
Anambra.

I'm here for the fireworks �

Bros that is the difference between us. I NEVER get tired of fighting injustice.

In short bros, follow my example and you can never go astray. You will receive the ultimate reward!


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AbdulHakeem44:
We are used to this already, is there anything left to say? If a comedian narrates the same joke for audience all the time, it won't be funny anymore. Pls look into the hadeeth more, look for more derogatory remark and u can make, we are tired of this Aisha of a thing, we have heard it countless times, is that all u have??

It is true bro, I am seriously pained, in fact, ayam in "sifia" painment.

But every time I am in pain, I remember those who are less fortunate than me. They suffered sifia painment too.

In fact I was on my way back home from visiting the family of a 7 year old wife whose vagina was bleeding uncontrollably after her 56 year old husband insisted on "conjugal" rights. The doctor said that poor Aisha (that is the little girl's name. I'll leave you to figure out her "husband's" name ) will bleed to death. I'm just devastated...


A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old.'
Sahih Muslim 8:3310

AbdulHakeem44:
That is what fanaticism gets you into. Brother, Allah literally saved you by making the boss a fanatic. He wants only christians as workers, and so he got it.

This idiot i quote is pained already, if reverse was the case, they would have all pounced on Islam to use derogatory terms. E pain am well well.

With regards to those who died by trampling during Hajj, i wish my answer will suffice an ignorant like you, let me tell u, all Muslims wish to die while performing one Ibada or the other,simple!!!

Vendors of dry, unfunny, stupid jokes. Their IG "sketches" no dey work anymore and they want to port to BMC camp

It actually stands for plenty kpekus

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madridguy:
Brother ADEBOWALE SIKIRU this is not necessary. You can't say no single Muslim have worked or make any supply in the building.
Let us join our voice to pray for the victims and their families.

ISLAM stand for peace, unity and love.

Una no even get 0.1 % mercy abi? That promo must end by fire by force or we will protest on the streets of Manchester.

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Supreme145:
Lol who una wan hire naa?? abeg let them sack after chelsea match. we need our share of the promo

Even the hair style no fit hide receding hairline. Him and Sadio Mane are playing the same age cheating game, the only difference is that Mane is a far better footballer

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Ororo is 36 years old. Those fools in Manchester United coaching crew are not even ashamed that they are putting everything on his shoulders. My prayer is that by the time Manchester United and Chelsea face each other by the end of this month (on 28th November) we will have a new manager.

Supreme145:
Lol....but your ororo scored two goals the lady time naa, at least that would ease your pain.

So all those thousands of muslims who have died in other collapsed buildings and those who were trampled to death during Hajj, were fake muslims?

I can understand becoming a lesbo because your ugliness drove men away from you, but with this blasphemy, you are taking on more than you can handle.

Advice? If you are still asking for advice after this massive red flag has been waved in your face, then you have serious mental issues.

This might be the origin of lawyer's poor reputation

Luke 11:52
“Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.”

Iyaebe:
I don't know as well,that's why I raised the topic.I've actually heard it before but thought it was one of those superstitious beliefs but I was shocked when she strongly told me it is still been practiced by many nations across the world.

Davash222:
The devil is in 12 feet, so they can rest with the devil, their father. Master of all lies.

Your friend converted because of other benefits like this:

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This is the first time I'm hearing of this. What is the significance of 12 feet as opposed to 6 feet?

In other words, the reason for Nigeria's problems is the same reason why everyone should go there own way. Let those who value backwardness and illiteracy have their own nation and let us see how far it will take them when they can no longer be parasites.

When did PDP start carrying broom?

Ovuko

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You're one of the chosen few. Ignore your doubters and naysayers and your evening will surely be brighter than your morning.

P.S. I'm a Manchester United fan and I won't even spend 10 kobo on watching them until they do the right thing.

Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.