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Crime / Re: Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 12:10am On Nov 27, 2021
Congratulations on using your mother's secondary school nickname as your moniker.

BigYash:
smiley Oh yeah(humans of course are "higher" animals) My pain is why you turned a wild animal,with no sense..
Crime / Re: Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 12:00am On Nov 27, 2021
I seem to be attracting a lot of animals this evening.

BigYash:
This pikin again. You go get sense las las.. Them no dey telli person.
Crime / Re: Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 10:47pm On Nov 26, 2021
grin Good riddance. Go and finish your short time duties because your customers are getting impatient. Don't forget to use a condom!

Iyaebe:
How did you come about the conclusion of not offended by Leah Sharibu and your other rubbish? You are obviously delusional and a slowpoke. Don't bother to reply,i don't interact with small minded people. Byeee

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Crime / Re: Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2021
If you worship the same god, why did Muhammad say that Christians will be sent to hell to take the place of Muslim sinners, while Allah will give all the Christian's property to Muslims, including the Christian's wife?

superintendents:
anytime I saw his Monica I swayed for d guy..

am not a Christian but I cant do such rubbish,anyway we worship same God only prophet matter.

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Crime / Re: Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 10:28pm On Nov 26, 2021
If you are more offended by an online moniker which doesn't cause any harm to anyone, but not as offended by the continued captivity and sexual abuse of Leah Sharibu and thousands of others like her, then you're a degenerate slowpoke with little or no capacity for intelligence.

If you don't like the moniker, stay away. Nobody invited your intellectually empty and mentally deficient commentary here.


Iyaebe:
Change this your Monika,this is how you guys misbehave and start unnecessary war,when did you see any Muslim here with an implicating Monika? Do you even know what Allah means,its same as God ,stop misusing language you don't understand before you bring the wrath of Allah(God) on your life.

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Crime / Some Pipu Get Mind O ;D Wetin I Dey See So? by godisshit(m): 9:41pm On Nov 26, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Late. Fela Performing On Stage With Burna Boy's Mum by godisshit(m): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2021
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Politics / Re: What Is The Difference Between Onuora And Onuoha? Are They The Same? by godisshit(m): 9:27pm On Nov 26, 2021
They both mean the same thing. The spelling difference is a matter of dialect.
Onuoha or Onuora means Voice of the People.

Ctorch:
What is the Difference between Onuora and Onuoha? Are they the same?

Is it Theresa Onuoha or Theresa Onuora.

People are contending against and for the name on Facebook.
Crime / Re: Moment Man Got Robbed Of His Phone At Gunpoint While Walking On A Lonely Road by godisshit(m): 9:20pm On Nov 26, 2021
What country is this?
Sports / Re: CAF Backs Holding World Cup Every 2 Yrs, Approves Super League For African Clubs by godisshit(m): 5:05pm On Nov 26, 2021
She dey do doggy somewhere

Juanmike:
Pls where is Onyi22?
Sports / Re: CAF Backs Holding World Cup Every 2 Yrs, Approves Super League For African Clubs by godisshit(m): 5:05pm On Nov 26, 2021
grin

All it will take is for UEFA to put its foot down and refuse this nonsense. As soon as that happens, this oturugbeke 3rd world almajiri institution called CAF will have no choice than to say Yes Sir to their European Ogas.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Declines Germany’s Offer To Train Policemen by godisshit(m): 4:59pm On Nov 26, 2021
Yes o! imagine the audacity of these yeye Germans! As if we need any help in training our police officers to collect 100 naira from commercial motorists or shooting people for refusing to tip them N50 so they can feed their starving families.

On the other hand, it's a good thing APC turned down the offer because those "recruits" would have simply "japa" as soon as their tattered, stinking Nigerian feet touch German ground. Next thing you will be hearing is application for political asylum as refugees/migrants.



festacman:
It is not about training. Nigerian Police as at today has tons of modern kits and equipment for protest or hostile crowd control. And they sure has the knowledge.

Most Nigerians believe that Nigerians by nature are stubborn and only firm use of red eye and raw force will get them moving. It is about mentality. Give an average Nigerian uniform and small authority and watch his enforcement conduct. Even the degrading way common corporate security personnel treat crowd of job seekers especially when recruitment is on will tell you everything.

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Sports / Re: Ralf Rangnick Taking Over At Man Utd Is Not Good News - Klopp by godisshit(m): 4:33pm On Nov 26, 2021
Stupidity was meant to be hidden not expressed

ibnlawal:
Shior!

How many trophies this man don win seff? Manchester United and Media hype ehnn, a guy who's barely known before now is suddenly the messiah who will save man utd.
Anyways, he's a good coach buh an excellent sporting director. Just please stop the hype. This man is just like Marcelo Bielsa, great tactician buh.......no stats to show for it. His trophy cabinet is almost an empty space.

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Politics / Re: Tundun Abiola: I Pray They Dont Kill Nnamdi Kanu same Way They Killed My Father by godisshit(m): 7:53am On Nov 26, 2021
Your "region" is the poverty infested, wretched filthy impoverished Republic of Arewa, not the South East. But telling lies is a natural gift for foolanus people so I don't blame you.

peacekante:
Mtchew! So all the people kanu ordered to be killed deserve to be killed right? Our father did no wrong. But nnamdi kanu murdered lots of people including late doctor Akunyili. He ordered his boys to kill people he tagged saboteurs and also security operatives. And you are here speaking for him.

You must be mad. Nnamdi kanu will never succeed in turning my region to battle field. You can tell ignoho to do that not my region.
Romance / Re: This Man Is The Man All The Redpillers Look Up To. He's Their Role Model (photo) by godisshit(m): 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2021
The real king of redpill is Kevin Samuels. Dis one just dey learn work.

Redpillers will continue to multiply, as long as 3rd wave feminists continue their evil war against men.

siofra:
All redpillers want to be like this man. Either that or they get sent to jail for rape.

He's the hero of all the redpillers on this forum.

Meet Mr. Elliot Rodger cheesy

If you want to know more about him click this link https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings&ved=2ahUKEwjbzty8lrP0AhVoh_0HHVKtBEoQFnoECGYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2ybWot2eJioI_18-jEBFgJ
Foreign Affairs / Re: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by godisshit(m): 9:02pm On Nov 24, 2021
Abeg forget that nonsense. You will hear about Africans who are 120 years old, then you hear that the oldest child is 60 something years old, meaning that Mama was in her 60s when she started having children abi? Africans think the rest of the world is as poor, stupid and illiterate as they are.

sojayy:
Which world oldest, must everything be white people Some grandmothers
in Africa are older than her. ....Rip
Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by godisshit(m): 8:28pm On Nov 24, 2021
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Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by godisshit(m): 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2021
Like your entire existence

aspabay:


Trash.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by godisshit(m): 5:58pm On Nov 24, 2021
Thank you for proving my point. Only fools will not understand.

aspabay:


What is this confused dude saying bayi?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by godisshit(m): 4:46pm On Nov 24, 2021
Stupidity and poor health is not a blessing.

aspabay:

Amen and Amen
Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by godisshit(m): 4:44pm On Nov 24, 2021
What has the wretched impoverished aboki republic contributed?

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LordviccoDaGuru:
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Have the south east ever contributated anything good to move the country forward?

What u people know is to cause unrest sending unknown gunman
Travel / Re: Nigerian Government Launches New Electronic Passport In UK, Vows To Tackle Delay by godisshit(m): 2:54pm On Nov 24, 2021
That is exactly what they did at the immigration service in Lagos. It was so bad that if you did not speak Hausa, you couldn't even communicate with the staff. Passport applications were taken 6 to 7 months to complete. It wasn't until an investigative journalist called David Hundeyin exposed it that they quickly began to issue backlog of passports. The guy who got the contract to print Nigerian passports is a well known fraudster and 419ner and he actually subcontracted the job to a company in Malaysia.

Karlovych:
embarassed Trust Nigerians, they will still find a means to frustrate applicants with this new initiative. If not they will install a clueless northerner in charge of it that will destroy the whole process due to incompetence.
Education / Re: Continent With The Lowest IQ Ranking by godisshit(m): 2:18pm On Nov 24, 2021
The list is actually consistent with what existing data tells us. Africans/Blacks/Sub saharans perform worse than all other races in standardized IQ Testing. Far East Asians (Chinese, Japanese Koreans) and Ashkenazi Jews typically get the highest scores, followed by the Nordic whites (Germans, Scandinavians, British, French etc) then South Asians (Indians, Pakis) Hispanics, Arabs then Blacks at the extreme bottom.

The funny thing is that Asian and Caucasian students even outperformed blacks in IQ tests which were designed by black teachers and educators.

Nothingserious:


I don’t think that this is correct.
Can we do a control experiment?
Place representatives from the other continents in Africa and place some Africans in the other continents and try again after a while?

We have had Africans leave Africa for other continents, go there and excel, sometimes topping their contemporaries. Does that not count for Africa ?

Africa has myriads of problems with mismanagement, poor management and bad leadership. I don’t think low IQ is one of her problems.

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Crime / Re: Ibadan Phone Thief Caught On CCTV (Video) by godisshit(m): 2:01pm On Nov 24, 2021
Looks more like your reflection in a mirror.

oyeb15:
Looks like Sunday Igboho.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd November 2021 by godisshit(m): 8:51pm On Nov 23, 2021
How him be otu? It's been a long time since I've seen Manchester United play as well as they did in the last 20 minutes of this game.

prinsam30:
the entire players have been vindicated Ole na confirm clueless, see the tactical changes Carrick did, buh still yet sha Carrick na otu like him brother Ole
Career / Re: Is It Advisable To Go For Army Short Service? by godisshit(m): 3:26pm On Nov 23, 2021
Don't waste your time and your life with that useless entity called the Nigerian Army.

Johndagr8t:
Hello my people of nairaland, so many of you guys know me here,but really most don't know me when it comes to reality.

There is something bothering my mind and I seriously need advice from wiser people,by the grace of God I will be a graduate next year
(Electrical and Electronic Engineering) in one of the universities in north,but seriously for some times now have been having some deep taughts of how hard life might be after school, because honestly I don't have anybody, no connection nothing nothing.

So recently, a friend of mine whose dad is an army,came to our school then on sighting me he just started calling me GENERAL,at first I was not taking it serious coz I never for once taught of joining army,but the man was damn serious,just today I saw his text msg and in his texts he seriously want me to join on a short service style, he was even assuring me of how easy he was going to make it happen, like am
seriously confuse!!!!

please has anybody gone for the short service training before?

what are the requirements?

NOTE AM 21YRS

so, i needed your advice all because i know there are wiser people here,God bless you all

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by godisshit(m): 12:09pm On Nov 23, 2021
Is it possible to raise 250 million like Davido by dealing in Treasury Bills?

AngelicBeing:
Plus ➕ be ready to open your hands to the destitute, helpless, needy and the less privilege in the society by helping and assisting as many people as possible who are suffering from Hunger, homelessness, poverty etc regardless of race, religion and Creed, naked we came into the world and naked we all shall exit as well, nobody takes a pin, credit or debit card, Visa, foreign passport, Stocks, bonds, coupons, house, cars, Chicken, Stew, ofe owerri, amala, wheat, pounded yam, ogunfe, Turkey, bokoto etc to the grave cool
Politics / Lai Mohammed: Lagos #endsars Panel Report Fake, No Massacre Was Committed by godisshit(m): 11:49am On Nov 23, 2021
Information minister Lai Mohammed on Monday said the report of Lagos Judicial Panel of Inquiry that probed the aftermath of October 2020 military shooting of protesters in Lekki should be disregarded as fake.

Mr Mohammed insisted there was no massacre, contrary to the panel’s findings that at least 11 unarmed civilians were shot dead at Lekki Toll Gate by soldiers deployed by the Nigerian Army.

“There’s absolutely nothing in the report that is circulating to make us change our minds that there was a massacre in Lekki on October 20, 2020,” Mr Mohammed said at a press briefing in Abuja on Monday.

Details shortly…

https://gazettengr.com/lagos-endsars-panel-report-fake-no-massacre-was-committed-lai-mohammed/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
Health / Re: Please Help Me Get Rid Of This Disorder On The Side Of My Face by godisshit(m): 11:27am On Nov 23, 2021
I think it would be better off if you consulted your dermatologist. A trained practitioner would be more helpful than a nairaland forum.

Barims:
Please how can I permanently get rid of Hyperpigmentation/melasma on my face now it's spreading to my nose,, skin doctors/dermatologist please help me o brothers and sisters in the house
Crime / Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by godisshit(m): 10:48am On Nov 23, 2021

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bank Cleaner Or Petrol Attendant , Which One Is Better? by godisshit(m): 10:30am On Nov 23, 2021
I really admire hard working and self made people like you. If I were a multi billionaire, it is your kind that I will not mind giving N 5 million as a gift, just to encourage you not to give up. May God prosper all your efforts and crown your endeavours with everlasting success, IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME, I pray.

yemite100:
Dear Nairalanders
I just finish my OND,but I planned going for my HND but there is no helper that could help because my both parents are late, and it is just me and my other siblings and I just manage to have ND.

I planned to get a job so that I can save up little to start my HND.

I have search for job but could not get any, so i just got this opportunity and I want to seek your advice on which one I should go for

The bank Cleaner is 17k per month and I will spend #200 daily for transport, the petrol attendant is just few kilometer to where we stay and the basic salary is just 10,000,and #150 for feeding daily.

I am just a bit confused on which one I can choose.

Please no insult, I just need advice...
Thanks.

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