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CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Blasted By Fans For Promoting Fake Product by godisshit(m):
You should even be ashamed to be complaining about using a 4th grade bleaching cream simply because a "celebrity" endorsed it.

#blackisundefeated #blackisbeautiful


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FamilyRe: Bizarre Behavior From A 4 Month Old Baby by godisshit(m): 2:03pm On Nov 04, 2021
Hope you are equal to the task of raising a gifted child.

xavuv:
hmmm, i just the googled the meaning of prodigy
CrimeRe: Just In: Unrest As Bribe-seeking Police Officer K*lls A Tricyclist Over N50 In L by godisshit(m): 1:57pm On Nov 04, 2021
Only those who are too stupid to succeed at anything else in life will join the Nigerian Police. Very, very few University students on 2:2 and above and very few Poly students with a good HND will ever join the force, so their main target pool for recruitment is mostly people with poor WAEC certificates. The tiny handful of those with University degrees are treated like mini gods. You need to see how the female police officers throw themselves at degree holders grin

Iyaebe:
Police is a cursed profession, never accept marriage proposal from policemen if you want a good life for yourself and your future kids.Another wasted life by them RIP to the deceased.
FamilyRe: Bizarre Behavior From A 4 Month Old Baby by godisshit(m): 1:56pm On Nov 04, 2021
Congratulations, you have given birth to a prodigy.


xavuv:
A topic on the front page, https://www.nairaland.com/6832342/rivers-native-doctor-caught-burying/2, caught my attention yesterday afternoon.

I was seated with my 4 month old daughter on my lap in my anteroom reading & scrolling through the topic. As my baby saw the pictures below she screamed and quivered in a bizarre manner which she hasn't done before. She wanted to free herself from my hand and she eventually looked away from my laptop. I carried her with my two hands trying to console her and make sense of what just happened. she tried to look at my laptop once again and she quickly looked away when she saw that the same pictures was still on the screen.

could it be that she understands what she's seeing? she's just 4 months old!
could it be that she sensed some negative energy from the pic?
is she self aware or aware of her surroundings?

Pls someone should throw more light on this, what could have made her to act the way she did.
Thank you Nairaland
PoliticsRe: Igboho: Benin Republic surgeons consider Dog Kidneys Due To Lack Of Human Donors by godisshit(m): 1:53pm On Nov 04, 2021
Stupidity was meant to be hidden and not advertised. All these BMCs have been chopping Bubu's shit for so long, they now think it is chocolate.

Amalarudeen:
Better go and find a nice rottweiler grin
CelebritiesRe: Stop Introducing Jesus To Me, Is He Going To Eat My Pu*sy? Singer Temmie Ovwasa by godisshit(m):
Your soul is even more hideous than your face
PoliticsRe: 2015 Pic Buhari Campaigns Used To Deceive Nigerians by godisshit(m): 1:31pm On Nov 04, 2021
The idiots who were deceived by this are still flexing their stupidity on NL till today.
HealthRe: UK Becomes First Country To Approve 'Game Changing' Pill To Treat COVID by godisshit(m): 1:26pm On Nov 04, 2021
Waiting for it to hit Naija black market grin

Meanwhile, belated greetings to Lala on the occasion of his daughter's birthday.

Kindly accept my apology for my tardiness and accept this snake cake as a peace offering/birthday GIF


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CelebritiesRe: "Is Jesus Going To Eat My Pu*sy?" - Singer Temmie Ovwasa Asks Christians; Begs T by godisshit(m): 1:25pm On Nov 04, 2021
No wonder you don't have a career anymore. It turned out that your soul is even uglier than your face. Daughter of Perdition with 666 branded on her forehead with hellfire.
SportsRe: Barcelona To Confirm Xavi As Their New Coach On Thursday by godisshit(m): 11:20am On Nov 04, 2021
He's good at passing.

[author=JeneFlakes post=107317253]Xavi is a soccer player, who, by the age of 3, was already making goals. (He was so good at soccer that his coach, José Luis Mendilibar, allowed him to practise on the counter attack against an 11 year old.)
Xavi was born in 1981 in Terrassa, a city just outside Barcelona.
His family moved to Barcelona when he was 7. At 9, Xavi was already part of the Barcelona team. At the age of 13, Xavi was a starter on the Barcelona team, and he also played for the Spanish National Team.
At the age of 16, Xavi made his debut for the Spanish National Team. He has won many awards, including 4 European titles, 3 World Club titles and 2 MVP awards.
Xavi is one of the best players in the world.
Xavi plays for FC Barcelona, where he plays as a midfielder.
Xavi is good at many things, but Xavi is especially good at dribbling.
Xavi's favorite food is paella.
Xavi's favorite film is "The Gladiator".
Xavi's favorite song is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.[/quote]
SportsRe: Barcelona To Confirm Xavi As Their New Coach On Thursday by godisshit(m):
Manna, I need your advice.

[quote author= post=107314604]Long Overdue.

He's welcome on board to continue from where he stopped.


Meanwhile.........[/quote]
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Fighters Raid Borno Hospital, Set Telecoms Mast On Fire by godisshit(m): 7:19pm On Nov 03, 2021
Vulture Griller is suffering from diarrhea after he accidentally consumed his own rotten meat

GIVELA:
You won't see vulture Griller comment on the incompetent of the dullard at Aso Villa in securing the lives and properties of the citizens he swore to protect
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by godisshit(m): 10:54am On Nov 03, 2021
I'm sorry for you if you find honesty offensive.

siofra:
That's offensive sir angry
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Invade UNIABUJA Staff Quarters, Abduct Professor,Children, Others by godisshit(m): 7:44am On Nov 02, 2021
grin
PoliticsRe: Jeff Bezos Hails President Buhari’s Climate Change Actions by godisshit(m): 11:20pm On Nov 01, 2021
How's the infected meat market going?

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PoliticsRe: Jeff Bezos Hails President Buhari’s Climate Change Actions by godisshit(m): 11:19pm On Nov 01, 2021
Yes, because all the killings, kidnappings, high price of gas, etc are nothing compared to praise from Jeff Bezos. I hope you know that stupidity was meant to be hidden and not publicized?

Juliusmalema:
Good man.

Watch as bitter souls will start biting themselves

BusinessElon Musk:"I Deleted My IG Account Because IG Is Full Of Pretenders" by godisshit(op): 9:58pm On Nov 01, 2021
BusinessElon Musk: "A University Education Is Often Unnecessary" by godisshit(op): 8:39pm On Nov 01, 2021
CrimeMan Kills A Woman After Tracking Her Via Secretly Installed Tracking Device by godisshit(op): 1:32pm On Nov 01, 2021
A Dallas woman found a tracking device on her car. Two weeks later, she was murdered
Fort Worth police said 22-year-old Abigail Saldaña was stalked and harassed before her murder. Her mother wants justice.


FORT WORTH, Texas — Jessica Contreras is still trying to wrap her head around the murder of her 22-year-old daughter, Abigail “Abby” Saldaña.

“She had a lot of love,” said Contreras. “She just was a great person. She was a hard worker, very courageous.”

Her life was cut short.

On Tuesday, Fort Worth police responded to a call about a major accident and found Saldaña shot to death in her vehicle along Highway 183.

Police detectives said Saldaña was being stalked and harassed by the suspect, 54-year-old Stanley Szeliga. Szeliga was booked into jail on a murder charge for Saldaña’s death.

The victim 22 year old Abigail Saldana

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“He took her away from me, and I’m gonna make sure every time he has a court date, he will see my face there,” said Contreras. “He’s gonna see that Abby was never alone.”

The suspect 54 year Old Stanley Szeliga

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The secret tracking device

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Contreras told WFAA that two weeks before Saldaña was murdered, the 22-year-old found a tracking device hanging from the bottom of her car. Contreras said Saldaña reported the device to authorities.

Police said the suspect followed Saldaña in the moments leading up to the shooting, but they haven’t confirmed if or how the two knew each other.

Abby’s mother, who lives in Wichita Falls, told WFAA that Saldaña moved to Dallas just a few years ago with her five-year-old son. She believes Saldaña knew the suspect from her workplace.

“I believe that he was a customer at a bar, that’s all I know,” said Contreras.

On Oct. 27, a Fort Worth SWAT team went to serve a search warrant at Szeliga's apartment in Irving and had to force their way inside after the suspect refused to come out, police said. He was found on the balcony with "several self-inflicted cut wounds" throughout his body, according to police.

Szeliga was transported to jail in Fort Worth on a $250,000 bond.

Contreras said every day without her daughter has been a living nightmare.

“Her not being here, her son without a mother, that’s the hardest part every day,” said Contreras.

Fort Worth police said the investigation is ongoing.

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/a-dallas-woman-found-a-tracking-device-on-her-car-two-weeks-later-she-was-murdered/287-abe6084a-d2ec-4d6a-840a-d42c2d5f314f
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Alaafin Of Oyo, A Diviner And Legendary Capt. William A. Ross by godisshit(m): 11:41pm On Oct 31, 2021
Are you sure that is the Alaafin's palace? It looks more like Mapo Hall in Ibadan or the official residence of a district officer.
I've actually been to the Alaafin's palace and it doesn't look anything like this



SlyDev:
"A rare photo of a Diviner, Alaafin of Oyo & the almost legendary Capt. William A Ross. Who helped Alaafin of Oyo gain prominence again as paramount ruler of Yorubas- He was resident of Oyo 1914-1931. Ross was a friend of Alaafin Ladigbolu I. See how organized the palace is?"
SportsFloyd Mayweather Says He Is Greater Than Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson Responds by godisshit(op): 9:51am On Oct 31, 2021
EducationRe: Video Of Pupils Singing National Anthem In A Flooded School In Nigeria by godisshit(m): 7:17pm On Oct 30, 2021
God knows and the whole Nairaland knows that I believe the Dullard to be a cancer and a nuisance factor, but how is this in any way connected with him? This looks like a state owned public school and the state government who is allowing this evil negligence is the one who should receive the blame.
CelebritiesRe: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by godisshit(m):
Canada, or indeed any other advanced nation, is not the kind of place you go to do aproko hustling.

This low grade version of Broda Shaggy thought that his dry, unfunny Instagram skits will be enough to support him in Canada of all places.

I hope his fellow jokers get the message that relocating to the developed world is not for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

Anytime you go to either the Canadian High Commission or the American Embassy, at least 90% of the people you meet there are these unserious types who think that the streets abroad are paved with gold.

These clowns should be made to get out of the way of serious visa applicants with sound academic qualifications who just want to process their travel documents peacefully so they can leave this hopeless country behind.
RomanceRe: she rejected me because of this (I might die tonight) by godisshit(m): 10:00pm On Oct 29, 2021
I agree. I finally found something more useless than the dullard.

helinues:
Toh

Wetin person no go read for NL
PoliticsRe: EFCC Invades Justice Mary Odili’s House - Peoples Gazette by godisshit(m): 8:00pm On Oct 29, 2021
You seem very comfortable with the concept of poo. Is it part of your DNA?

vedaxcool:
Gazette the source of poo news. We will wait for a more credible source to narrate the news.
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Public Figures You Look Up To ? by godisshit(m): 10:25pm On Oct 28, 2021
True talk. Those over-holy SU don't know that they are the perfect example of what the Pharisees used to do.

SimplyFacts:
Little do they know that they are their enemies. Christianity with bad character is zero.
HealthRe: I Can't Sleep At Night Please What Can I Do by godisshit(m): 10:23pm On Oct 28, 2021
I'm actually worried for you. What you describing sounds like the early stages of depression. You need to see a psychologist because I think you are still grieving over your brother's death.

joshawesome:
Good morning happy people of nairaland.

I will try to be brief as possible. During the lock down my elder brother was seriously ill, we all thought it normal malaria and typhoid but getting to the hospital he was diagnosed of kidney diseases at it last stage (CKD). We all brace up and gave him all the support needed during the stage from one dialysis section to another something thrice a week.

It became worse and no improvement at sight, I literally do all thing for him, from bathing to feeding and carry him around the hospital but he faith he will come out of it. During the process he used all of his life saving to the extend of collecting and seeking financial assistance from people because the doctor advice to undergo kidney transplants.

On 2 April 2021 we went from dialysis, nurses were complaining that I allow him to drink a lot of water because at that stage he have a daily water intake and also needed blood. He did the blood transfusion and the dialysis but he had a breathing issue, the nurse place him on breathing machine the oxygen got exhausted and he was normal.

We went home by 12am, on getting home we ask for water, I told him to wait because I can even hear noise of water around his thoracic cavity. He was having difficult I had to call one of his friend so that we can take him back to the hospital but he gave up the ghost and we bury him that the same day because that was his wish. Due to his name, I was confused and angry at myself and everyone that we lost him due to 5 million needed for the transplant.

Months later I was able to get over his death a bit and went back to school, wrote the exam and graduated with first class even though the examination I didn't prepared much due to what happened. It was just God hand at work ( It only a fool that say there is no God).

Now the problem is that I can't sleep and remember my brother death that I should have done more. His death is like 5 months from now but it still fresh in my memory recently. My brother play a vital role in my education from paying my fee and monthly allowance and advice. I was thinking of using drugs so that I can sleep at time but talk me out of it. Pls how can I re again myself and also am an introvert I don't have people to talk to and I hardly go out.
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Public Figures You Look Up To ? by godisshit(m): 10:18pm On Oct 28, 2021
You mean the ones that can cast and bind from morning to night? Over-sabi dey do them grin And some of them are so proud! They believe they will go to heaven and anyone who is not like them will go to hell. I just pity them.

SimplyFacts:
I no get.

I admire the life of my eldest brother only, aside his marriage. That woman na holy winch. Thank God we no get mumu man for our family. We would cut the wings unless you jazz us.



Don't mind me. I refer to those church-going or spirit-koko women that lack basic sense.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mysterious Radio Waves From The Heart Of Milky Way Baffle Astronomers(Pix,vid) by godisshit(m): 9:09pm On Oct 28, 2021
Thanos is coming! Coming to knock sense into this planet ➡️

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